The goal of life is to break up all couples

Azusa Matsueda looked speechless and puzzled. "What do you mean by 'kidnapped me'?... Ryosenbei, you ate poisonous mushrooms again, didn't you? Medic Hikigaya, come and heal her brain!"

Hikigaya Hachiman stared blankly: Am I also a part of your play? Please stop persecuting poor dank otakus like us.

"What yellow hair!"

But Miura Yumiko's focus was completely different. "What's the point of acting like you're the one who's suffering?"

"???"

Soon, the small dispute between the three of them instantly attracted the attention of the surrounding students. Even Ebina was absent-mindedly speaking while secretly eavesdropping on the conversation. Not to mention Kawasaki Saki, who was directly and blatantly focusing her attention on this.

"Huh? Am I not the victim?"

Yamada Ryo, with obvious malicious humor, deliberately revealed a confused and pitiful expression, blinking his eyes as he said, "I was the one who worked diligently to help Matsueda complete the final performance, but in the end, the peach was picked by the yellow-haired guy!"

"hiss--"

The onlookers couldn't help but gasp. This sentence was packed with information, as if it contained a deeply cryptic and often melodramatic story. The curtain had barely risen when they could already smell the sweet, bloody aroma.

Matsueda Azusa's face was filled with rage, and without hesitation, he slashed at Yamada Ryo's head with a knife: "What nonsense are you talking about, you scumbag, you're asking for love again! If you keep on talking, I'll be back on I Love Ryo TV today and give you some good juice."

He's a disciple of the Sobu master, Hiratsuka Shizuka, so the power of his punch is no joke! If Yamada Ryo dares to talk nonsense again, he'll make sure she's defeated!

Yamada Ryo held his head in pain, his eyes swirling like mosquito coils: "Children, I don't owe you any love."

Still being stubborn, these kids.

"Humph."

However, Miura Yumiko, standing by, snorted disdainfully: "It's obvious that some people just didn't show up when they should have. They don't think they can rest easy and just wait for others to come to them, do they?"

"Oh hoo!"

The surrounding students instantly smelled a sweeter smell of blood and couldn't help but let out a subconscious cry of surprise. Even Ebina had given up on continuing to speak as a disguise.

In the face of Miura Yumiko's sudden ridicule, before Yamada Ryo could respond, Matsueda Azusa took the lead and showed with his actions that he was a very fair and just person who respected gender equality.

He reached out and grasped Miura Yumiko's face with familiarity—oh, but because his hands were relatively small and Miura's face was relatively large compared to his hands, it was actually more accurate to say that he was pressing her forehead—Matsueda Azusa said with a wry smile: "Still adding fuel to the fire! It seems some members aren't very honest? Where's Hikigaya?! Quick, bring me my sword! I'm going to kill Miura with tears today!"

Hikigaya Hachiman swallowed his saliva. Although he received the military order, he didn't want to take any action at all. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and he turned to look at Yuigahama Yui who was still eating watermelon beside him.

Yuigahama Yui stared blankly at Hikigaya Hachiman, not knowing what he meant by winking at her.

Hikigaya Hachiman had no choice but to use his extremely poor acting skills, staring with dead eyes, and said very insincerely: "I'm sorry, Buchou, I've been blocked by Yuigahama-san. I can't break through at all, I'm afraid I can't provide any help!"

Miura Yumiko, whose vision was blocked, thought it was true and immediately exclaimed happily: "Well done, Yui! Look, I'm going to perform a show of subjugation today. To resist foreign aggression, we must first stabilize the country!"

Hikigaya Hachiman breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, and asked Hayato Hayama, who was standing next to him in OMO, "Aren't you going to stop them?"

This guy is simply trying to deflect blame! Hikigaya, harboring sinister intentions. He actually wants others to interfere with Matsueda Azusa's affairs. Hikigaya has unknowingly become a sinister, bloodthirsty spectator.

However, Hayato Hayama didn't fall for it. He just scratched his cheek and replied gently, "They seem quite happy. Let's just treat it as a little show before the show starts, so everyone can relax."

Hikigaya Hachiman turned his face away and said, "Tsk."

I didn't even get to trick this damn current guy who was about to play opposite Angel Totsuka. Damn it.

After recovering from his shock, Yamada Ryo saw that Matsueda Azusa was focusing on fighting against Miura Yumiko, and he began to think that he was doing well again: "Yellow-haired classmate, he doesn't look very smart."

Miura Yumiko couldn't help but complain: "Who isn't smart? And who is the yellow-haired classmate?"

Songzhi Zilang looked around like an eagle, turned his head away in an instant, and with his other hand, at lightning speed, he used the strength of his index finger and thumb to pinch both cheeks of Yamada Ryo, pinching her mouth into a "0" shape.

The invincible Matsueda Azusa can still be invincible in the world even if he suppresses Miura Yumiko with one hand and strangles Yamada Ryo with the other!

However, at this moment, a panting voice came from the stairs.

"I shouldn't be late, right? Azusa...eh? Eh?!"

Shiina Riki, who had rushed all the way here, turned around and saw this shocking scene.

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Chapter 155: Retreat while the going is tough and use retreat as a means of advancement.

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The students watching were all shocked. They thought it was just a few people pulling each other's hair, but they didn't expect there was actually an expert?

Matsueda Azusa was even more shocked: "Why are you here? Has Sobu High School become a monster spawner? You don't have to go to school today?"

Shiina Riki lowered his head somewhat guiltily: "It's...it's gone."

She quickly tried to excuse herself, "Well, since my friend's school is having a school anniversary, it's only natural for me to come and support them. You can go to school anytime, but school anniversaries are hard to come by."

I don’t know if it was out of guilt or intentional, but Shiina Riki emphasized the word “friend”.

“Right…right?”

"Uh! Uh-huh!"

Yamada Ryo, whose mouth was pinched by Matsueda Azusa, began to struggle, mumbling something.

On the other side, Miura Yumiko, whose forehead was only being held down, grabbed Matsueda Azusa's wrist with both hands, and took advantage of his distraction to escape. She soon saw Shiina Tatsuki who had also rushed here.

And a question came out of his mouth.

Miura Yumiko pointed at Shiina Tateki and looked at Matsueda Azusa in surprise: "Ah? You two are still friends?"

Lies don't hurt, truth is the knife.

As soon as these words were spoken, Shiina Riki's expression suddenly became tense, and the smile on his face took several seconds to recover from the frozen state.

The students around him gasped and immediately started whispering to each other—this sentence revealed so much information! —"You guys are still friends?"

Under what circumstances would such a question arise? It would only be asked when they were clearly on good terms before, but something had happened to break things up. And considering the situation at the scene... could it be... an ex-girlfriend? !!

They had indeed heard that Matsueda Azusa had been dumped by a girl before.

Could this scene be the legendary...husband-chasing crematorium?

Oh my god, it's so exciting! To see such a scene, even if I die, it's worth the price of admission!

Before Matsueda Azusa could answer, Shiina Riki couldn't help but subconsciously answer first: "Of course... of course!"

Perhaps deep down she was still a little afraid that in this situation, Matsueda Azusa would flatly deny it, so she couldn't help but give the answer she wanted.

Yumiko Miura looked back and forth between Matsueda Azusa and Shiina Tatsuki.

This is not right. This is very wrong.

She witnessed the entire scene of the fight between Azusa Matsueda and Tatsuki Shiina, and even went up to stop Tatsuki Shiina's last attempt to keep them.

No matter how you look at it, that scene should have led to a breakup. The scene was already so tragic. Yumiko Miura had no idea what else it would take to make these two people become friends again. She didn't expect that they actually did it on their own?

She was able to handle this, it turns out that this guy Shiina Riki is also a master in the field of emotions!

Is this, is this right?

If she was so powerful, how could she have ended up in a situation where she and Matsueda Azusa had a direct fight in the first place?

"Pooh!"

Yamada Ryo finally snatched his mouth back from Matsueda Azusa's ruthless iron hand. He reached out and rubbed his cheek hard, while looking at Shiina Riki and secretly complaining in his heart.

I thought someone turned around from the finish line and ran in the opposite direction for all his might, running out of the track and out of sight, but I didn't expect him to be back on the track now.

Although others were running the 100 meters seriously, she turned it into a 100-meter hurdles race. But the problem was that her starting point was closer to the finish line than other competitors.

If she were to muster up all her strength and start running, the others might not be able to catch up with her.

He actually chased directly to Matsueda Azusa's school, which seemed a bit too desperate.

Yamada Ryo completely forgot that he was also the guy who followed someone else to school.

She subconsciously turned around and exchanged glances with Miura Yumiko. The two of them instantly reached a brief consensus—no matter what, they had to get rid of this guy in front of them first!

However, the first one to speak was Matsueda Azusa.

He touched his chin and thought for a moment: "Well, let's put that aside for now. The main problem is that I don't have the ability to clone myself. If you guys have so much free time, why don't you go out for a walk together?"

To be honest, although Matsueda Azusa is not sensitive or confident about his own feelings, ever since Shiina Riki confessed to him on the street some time ago, he has actually begun to subconsciously consider the possibility that other people around him like him.

Although he had never thought that Xie Liang or the loser Sanpu would have any thoughts about him before, and they were probably just bad friends at most, but if that was the case, it seemed that they would not be as tense as they are now, as if they were fighting over him?

Let's try it out a bit...

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?"

Miura Yumiko crossed her arms and retorted without hesitation, "You haven't forgotten that our club has a performance this afternoon, have you, Matsueda? You should definitely go and familiarize yourself with the performance with our members. Let them have their own fun."

However, Yamada Ryoya followed suit: "I heard from Matsueda before that the club performance seems to be in the afternoon. It doesn't matter if we go to rehearsal after lunch. Matsueda promised me to treat me to a meal. Besides, Matsueda also asked me to attend this performance to show his support. So, the best arrangement is of course that he treats me to a meal first, and then takes me to rehearse with you guys in the afternoon."

What a fragile alliance, it didn't even last a second and fell apart in an instant.

Only Shiina Riki, who entered last, looked like an outsider, watching Yamada Ryo and Miura Yumiko start to argue with each other. She was the only one who didn't have a suitable reason to let Matsueda Azusa stay with her - if Matsueda Azusa was free, it would be normal for him to accompany a "friend", and it wouldn't matter. But if he had already promised someone else, or was busy with something, then as an "ordinary friend", she certainly had no reason to force him to stay.

At this moment, although she was deeply disappointed, there was no room for further damage to her already dwindling impression in Matsueda Azusa's eyes. If she continued to cling to him, vying with the other two for the position despite clearly not being qualified, Matsueda Azusa would surely see through her true intentions and purpose, and she would ultimately fail.

Don't do that! We've finally regained our "friendship" status, we can't let it fall apart again so soon.

Having already thought it through, Shiina Riki immediately retreated and offered to withdraw from the battlefield for the time being: "Well, is that so... Since Azusa has so many things to do, I can go around on my own for a while. Oh, and what kind of performance is Azusa's club going to have? Maybe I can help. If you need my help, just let me know!"

Yamada Ryo and Miura Yumiko's eyes suddenly focused - retreat to advance, there is a master!

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Chapter 156: I don’t care about your business.

"That's daring."

Azusa Matsueda nodded to Tatsuki Shiina.

This is quite sensible. He almost thought that Shiina Riki was still unwilling to give up after being rejected, and wanted to get close to him again under the name of friendship.

Although it is certainly a good thing for Matsueda Azusa himself that someone likes him, and he is happy to see this situation - but if that person is Shiina Riki... it is indeed a bit difficult to accept.

After all, what she had done was like a thorn in Songzhi Zi's heart. Even if they could still be friends, it would probably only be at the level of ordinary friends.

If he wanted to go a step further, whenever Matsueda Azusa thought of the previous incident, he would always feel a little uncomfortable. This was a subconscious psychological feeling.

After all…this was Shiina Ritsuki. If Matsueda Azusa really fell for her and agreed to her request, and then someday a Takamatsu Tomo suddenly appeared, wouldn't Shiina Ritsuki still be madly following her? Who could stand that? Matsueda Azusa certainly couldn't.

If she insisted on not giving up, Matsueda Azusa would probably have to cut ties with her again. However, it now seems that he was worrying too much. As long as it does not involve the most important and caring person, Shiina Riki is still quite sensible as a friend.

In this way, this friend can still continue to do it.

Matsueda Azusa was quite happy about this situation. It was a rare thing to be able to put aside the past grudges and become friends again. It would be a pity if it ended like this.

He thought for a moment and added, "If you encounter any problems, just tell the other students my name. I'm quite famous in Sobu High School, so you don't have to worry about getting into trouble or offending anyone."

When Shiina Riki saw Matsueda Azusa's performance, he knew that his decision was not wrong and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

But even so, she couldn't help but feel a tinge of bitterness—she hadn't imagined that one day she would have to hide her feelings for him in order to stay with him. Even when she and Matsueda Azusa were rebuilding their band together, she had tried to hide her feelings out of shyness, wanting Matsueda to confess first. At that time, she could never have imagined that things would develop to this point.

Barely suppressing the pain in his heart, Shiina Riki smiled at Matsueda Azusa and said, "Okay. Then let me borrow the name of my friend to bully others."

Miura Yumiko, who was standing by, couldn't help but sigh when she saw the scene. Seeing Matsueda Azusa turn her gaze back, she could only wave her hand and said impatiently, "Alright, alright. You were the one who basically planned the club performance anyway, so it's okay to rehearse later this afternoon. I'll stay in the class to help Yui and the others with some work, so you can go have fun by yourself."

Oh no, I don’t know why, but it seems like the multiple-choice questions disappeared all of a sudden.

Matsueda Azusa turned his gaze to Yamada Ryo.

But Yamada Ryo was not going to be polite with him. He said confidently, "Why are you looking at me? I won't be as humble as them. Since they've all given up, now's the perfect time, right? Come with me."

As soon as these words came out, Shiina Tatsuki and Miura Yumiko couldn't help but glare at her with fierce eyes.

Damn stealing cat!

Everyone should have tacitly chosen to let go, but someone sneaked away! This is like playing rock-paper-scissors and waiting until everyone else has made their move before making their move. It's as shameless as that!

However, Yamada Ryo didn't care about these things. She didn't care about this or that. Anyway, since they all withdrew, it was Matsueda Azusa's turn to accompany her today.

She tilted her head towards Songzhi Zi: "What are you still standing there for? Let's go."

Songzhi Zi came back to his senses, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly: "That's fine."

Since they have already made their final choice, there is no need for him to hesitate and worry about it any longer.

He also took this opportunity to figure out whether Xie Liang just wanted to take advantage of him and eat his food, or whether he really liked him a little bit as he vaguely felt.

After all, it is really hard to imagine that Yamada Ryo would fall in love with someone other than himself.

And in the final analysis, Matsueda Azusa had no idea what it was about him that would attract Yamada Ryo's interest and make him like him, based on their friendship.