The goal of life is to break up all couples

"That's right, it's fine if they just said they failed the test, but they don't even have the courage and confidence to face such a small test. It's obvious that the relationship between them is just bullshit."

"Oh my, maybe your girlfriend is going to have a new boyfriend!"

"You can't say that, it's too biased. After all, it's the same if you change genders. Don't forget about your boyfriends who might have other girlfriends, hahahaha!"

Under the deliberate rhythm and the encouragement of those who like to have fun, even couples began to argue. Soon, several pairs of campus lovers who were stimulated by the atmosphere immediately stood up and loudly expressed their willingness to go on stage to participate in the performance.

Songzhi Zi's lips curled up. "The plan worked!" The timing was very good. Someone came on stage even faster than expected.

Under the influence of the atmosphere, this group of people made this decision in a hurry and put their fate in the hands of Matsueda Azusa.

However, they were right about one thing. After all, it was a public performance as part of the school anniversary program. It was impossible for Azusa Matsueda to attack them with bad words, nor was it possible for her to use some despicable means to break them up.

After all, Sobu High School didn't have any school rules prohibiting premature dating, and the discipline committee didn't enforce it. Breaking up the couple from the beginning was simply Matsueda Azusa's personal act, approved by the student council and alumni association. It might have been okay if he'd gone too far in private, but if he'd done it too much in public, he'd have gotten himself into trouble.

So in the final analysis, this is indeed a quiz show similar to a couple prank variety show. As long as they can withstand Matsueda Azusa's questioning, then generally speaking, nothing will happen.

Rather than saying that their fate is in the hands of Matsueda Azusa, it is better to say that it is still in their own hands. It just depends on whether their feelings for each other are sincere.

Soon, randomly selected by Yanami Anna below the stage, the three couples who came on stage followed Numizu Kazuhiko and Hikigaya Hachiman to the positions prepared for them, and looked at Matsueda Azusa with full anticipation.

Azusa Matsueda clapped her hands. "Please applaud these students for their courage! Miura, hand them the whiteboards and markers. Our Q&A session is about to begin."

Yumiko Miura quickly delivered all the necessary equipment to the participants.

Matsueda Azusa slowly walked over to the first couple and said, "Okay, then, let's start with a very simple question. I'm not trying to be difficult, this question is really - very simple."

He said to the girl in the first couple, "Classmate, please close your eyes for a moment."

After the female classmate closed her eyes in confusion, Songzhi Zi turned to look at her boyfriend: "Okay, classmate, you now have ten seconds to answer. What color are your girlfriend's eyes?"

As we all know, in the world of the second dimension, not only are hair colors colorful, but so are eye colors.

"Uh, wait, what?!"

The male classmate subconsciously turned his head to look at his girlfriend, but she had already closed her eyes under the instructions of Matsueda Azusa.

His mind went blank for a moment, and he began to sweat profusely: "This, black? Brown? Anyway, it's probably a similar color..."

"Just answer it on the whiteboard. You have—five seconds."

Songzhi Zi began to count down for him: "Five, four——"

The students watching the excitement below the stage began to count down loudly: "Three! Two! One!"

The boy was sweating profusely as he kept writing and drawing on the whiteboard. As the countdown ended, he finally gave an answer that had been revised countless times: "Brown."

However, as soon as his girlfriend opened her eyes, he knew he was doomed. Because her eye color was green, not to mention guessing it correctly, it didn't even match.

The female student took one look at the answer on the whiteboard and immediately became angry. "You said you cared about me the most, but it turns out you really care that much? You don't even know what color my eyes are?"

While scolding, she secretly looked at her boyfriend's appearance and quickly memorized his eye color.

"Unfortunately, this student answered incorrectly and didn't get any points for this simplest question."

Matsueda Azusa shook his head and sighed, then turned to the female student and said, "Then I'll let you answer this equally simple question."

"go ahead!"

The female student was full of confidence. She had just taken the opportunity to memorize her boyfriend's eye color. Not only that, she also paid special attention to his appearance and clothing today, so she was sure of success.

"So confident? Then please listen to the question——"

Matsueda Azusa asked in a drawn-out tone, "What's your boyfriend's favorite sport or game? Just one of those sports or games will do. Countdown to ten seconds, start."

After all, people are divided into modern people and otakus, so Matsueda Azusa was very kind to give two options.

However, the female student's originally confident expression froze in an instant. Cold sweat began to appear on her forehead. She glanced at her boyfriend guiltily, swallowed her saliva, hesitated, and did not start writing.

The male classmate beside him also noticed something was wrong, but compared to his girlfriend not understanding his dissatisfaction, what was more important was of course to redeem himself from the embarrassment he had just made. He couldn't help but whispered: "You don't even know what I like, do you?"

"Who said that?!"

The female student insisted without hesitation, and finally wrote her answer on the whiteboard under the countdown. She explained: "As a member of the school track and field team, your favorite sport is of course running!"

Matsueda Azusa looked at the male student.

The male student was immediately stunned: "No, who would like running?! And don't I always complain to you that I'm tired of this kind of exercise? I've told you countless times, and you don't even remember this?!"

Their voices were amplified through the microphone and clearly reached the ears of all the students below the stage, and a burst of boos immediately broke out from the audience.

I thought they were some sweet couple, actually daring to take the test, but I didn't expect this? They couldn't even answer two simple questions like this?

I have seen couples who are not compatible, but I have never seen a couple who are not familiar with each other!

165

Chapter 165: Give the fallen dog a beating.

"Are you so fussy about such a small thing? You obviously don't like running, but you still join the track team. Isn't that your own problem?"

Hearing the boos from her classmates, the female student froze and angrily retorted, "Besides, aren't you the same? You can't even remember what color my eyes are, and you have the nerve to blame me for mixing up your favorite sport?"

Matsueda Azusa grinned beside him. "Great, great! I didn't expect the first couple to be so easily triggered. They deserved to be separated!" Although he had expected these couples to have problems under his questioning, he didn't expect such a scene to occur after just one simple question. It seemed that he had overestimated these campus couples.

Faced with his girlfriend's cheating, the male student was caught in a dilemma for a while. He now knew one thing clearly. If he didn't give in now, the relationship would probably be over. But if he gave in now in the face of such unreasonable behavior, his reputation among his friends and other boys would probably become "that turtle man."

But for someone like him, a student who had joined a sports club or even the track and field team, changing partners was a piece of cake. He wasn't afraid of breaking up with his current partner. But he couldn't break up so awkwardly as he did now! The negative impact on his future girlfriends would be immeasurable!

And the most important problem is that in this situation, he himself is the one who made a mistake and is in the wrong. If he had answered that question, he would have the confidence to talk to his girlfriend about it, but the problem is that neither of them could answer it, so he didn't even have the confidence to refute it - at least not as righteously as his girlfriend.

"This...this is two different things."

The male student could only struggle and say something stubbornly.

A smile like Anya appeared on Matsueda Azusa's face as she turned her gaze to the next two couples.

They noticed Matsueda Azusa's gaze, and their faces turned stiff in an instant, cold sweat broke out on their foreheads, and they seemed to have started thinking about how to get out.

"Okay, okay, it's just an appetizer. We haven't officially started yet."

Matsueda Azusa retracted her gaze and even kindly tried to smooth things over for them, cleaning up the mess. "So, through these two questions, everyone should have a general understanding of what our program is trying to do and what its significance is, right? This is actually exactly the purpose of our Supervision Department—after all, we're called the Improper Relationship Supervision Department, not the Relationship Supervision Department, right?"

Then he turned to the two people and continued, "Now, please briefly introduce yourselves."

Both of them had sullen faces, seemingly still harboring feelings towards each other, but since Matsueda Azusa had already changed the subject, they couldn't say anything more and could only reply stiffly:

"Class 1, A, Rock Club, Tsubami Honda."

"Class 1B, Track and Field Team, Minamino Daigo."

Then Matsueda Azusa changed the topic and exchanged a few words with the two of them, and the tense atmosphere on the scene was slightly eased.

Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was watching the situation nervously in the audience, finally breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Azusa Matsueda also knew her limits. She was afraid that these students would fight directly on the stage, which would cause problems.

However, before she could relax for long, Songzhi Zi suddenly changed the subject and said, "Okay, then, enough small talk, second question, quick question and answer - please write down on the whiteboard the opposite-sex friend with whom you have the best relationship, besides each other, and the opposite-sex friend you guessed the other person has the best relationship with. 俤"

As soon as this question was asked, the audience was in an uproar. This question was too harsh.

As if she had thought of something, Songzhi Zi's mouth curled up and added very considerately: "Well, however, out of respect for everyone's privacy, we can completely understand that you don't want your partner to know that you have other friends of the opposite sex, so you can choose to refuse to answer this question."

Although he said something nice, like respecting privacy and giving them a chance to refuse, everyone knew that if the couple really refused to answer this question, it would be equivalent to stating openly: I do have a very good friend of the opposite sex, and not only that, I also feel guilty about it.

That would be the end of it.

So, upon hearing this question, Honda Tsubami and Minamino Daigo both instantly frowned, their expressions becoming even stiffer than before.

It wasn't that Matsueda Azusa was too dark-minded. Honestly, this first couple was a true gem for him. One was from the rock club, the other from the track team, both of them were real campus hotties. As someone who had been in the rock club before, how could Matsueda Azusa not know what the atmosphere was like there? How could these two people get together and have a pure and normal relationship? Matsueda Azusa was practically eating it upside down.

The two of them looked at each other. Song Zhizi next to them had already started the countdown to 30 seconds, but they still hadn't started writing.

As the countdown drew closer, Honda Tsubaki couldn't help but speak first: "Why haven't you written yet? Are you afraid to write? I've always suspected that you might have been secretly having a lot of fun, and now you feel guilty?"

"Huh? I feel guilty? What do I have to feel guilty about? I was just waiting for you to write first!"

Nan Ye Daigo immediately became unconvinced and retorted, "How dare you criticize me? Haven't you yourself been putting pen to paper yet? Don't you dare to write?"

"You two, time is almost up. Even if you quarrel, it counts as time."

Matsueda Azusa kindly reminded him and then began to count down to the last ten seconds.

The students in the audience were also completely intrigued and started counting down loudly along with Matsueda Azusa.

They finally understood the fun that Matsueda Azusa enjoyed doing this. It turned out that breaking up couples was such a happy thing. As long as they were not the ones being tortured on stage, they would be happy to see it happen!

The loyal supporters of the Supervisory Department have already emerged. The students of Sobu High School have transformed into bloodthirsty spectators, following the footsteps of the Dark Emperor of Sobu, Matsueda Azusa.

Wherever Songzhizi's big hand touches, melons will overflow into abundance.

Honda Tsubami and Minamino Daigo gritted their teeth. If they hadn't been on the stage, they could have denied it and turned around and left, but now that they were under the spotlight, they had no choice but to bite the bullet and start writing.

When the countdown ended, both of them collapsed on the chairs exhausted, as if they had done strenuous exercise. They had only written a few words, but they felt as tired as if they had run 10,000 meters with a weight.

"Next, the answer is revealed! Let's take a look at the two students' respective answers!"

Songzhi Zi quickly flipped open two white boards and presented them to the audience.

The video recording logistics were also very helpful. They instantly locked the camera on the whiteboard and projected the scene onto the large screen behind the stage so that all students could see it clearly.

166

Chapter 166 Hayato Hayama: Does this have anything to do with me?

"Let's first look at Honda Tsubami's answer."

Azusa Matsueda showed the names on the whiteboard: "Your best friend of the opposite sex is—Hayama Hayato? Wow, really?"

Hayato Hayama's name was clearly written on the whiteboard, and the logistics staff quickly switched the camera to Hayato Hayama in the audience. His confused look soon appeared on the big screen behind the stage.

Songzhi Zi leaned back slightly. Although he expected that they probably wouldn't write down the real answer, he didn't expect the answer to be so outrageous: "Classmate, if I remember correctly, you should all be freshmen, right?"

Minamino Daigo, standing by, was stunned by this and blurted out, "You're just kidding! You're best friends with Hayato Hayama? Does he even know you?"

Matsueda Azusa thought for a moment, then quickly realized what was going on. Honda Tsubami's intentions were easy to understand. Since she couldn't expose herself by giving a real answer, why not just write down the name of a well-known superstar, a campus idol, or a top-tier central air conditioner? At worst, she could just say she had a unilateral feeling of closeness with him, wouldn't that be enough? Besides, anyone with a normal mind would know there was no possibility of any unusual relationship between them. It was a perfect excuse.

As expected, facing Minamino Daigo's question, Honda Tsubami immediately responded as if she had anticipated it: "Then the person of the opposite sex I'm closest to is only Hayama-san. Do you think I'm as playful as you? Since we're in a relationship, isn't it common sense to keep a distance from other friends of the opposite sex?"

What he said was so righteous that Nan Ye Daigo couldn't help rolling his eyes.

But how could Matsueda Azusa pass up such a great opportunity? He immediately walked to the edge of the stage and handed over the microphone: "Come on! Please connect with our classmate Hayama right now and ask him about his opinion! Excuse me, how is your relationship with this classmate Honda? Are you, as she said, close friends of the opposite sex?"

The microphone was passed to Hayato Hayama's hands by the students in the audience. He held the microphone in his hand and faced the camera awkwardly. He didn't expect that although he was torturing the students on the stage, he was not spared even in the audience.

Tobe Sho on the side excitedly elbowed Hayato Hayama, "Hayato, look! We're on camera! But when did you meet that school girl? We've never heard of her. Well, never mind, it's normal when you think about it. After all, she's Hayato!"

Hayato Hayama couldn't help but reveal a bitter smile, which was really difficult to hold back.

In reality, he and Honda Tsubaki weren't completely unfamiliar with each other, but they barely had any interaction. Perhaps the closest they'd ever interacted was when he passed by one end of the playground and she passed by the other, their brief moments together in the same field.

However, his personality made it impossible for him to embarrass the female classmate who was using him as a shield in front of everyone, even in front of almost all the students of Sobu High School.

But even so, admitting that he and a girl of the opposite sex, whom he didn't even know and who already had a boyfriend, were best friends was really too much for him.

After hesitating for a moment, Hayato Hayama could only twitch the corners of his mouth, hesitated, and replied awkwardly in a low voice: "We can be considered...acquaintances...friends, right?"

Although he admitted it verbally, anyone could hear the reluctance in his tone. This was the highest level of kindness Hayato could offer to a classmate he didn't know.

The microphone was passed back to Matsueda Azusa, who nodded seriously. "Oh, it seems Hayama-san has admitted to the relationship. That also proves that Honda-san didn't lie. Minamino-san, what do you think?"

Nan Ye Daigo rolled his eyes without hesitation: "That's pure nonsense, who on earth would believe it?"

"Huh? He's already admitted it himself. Who the hell are you, still questioning it?"

Facing Minamino Daigo's contempt, Honda Tsubami couldn't control her emotions on stage and couldn't help but blurt out angrily, "Then I want to see what your answer is!"

As she spoke, she lifted the whiteboard in front of Minamino Daigo's desk and, after just one glance, was stunned. "Hasumi Kanoko... No, you have the nerve to say that to me?! I at least wrote down my classmate's name, and you just wrote down your teacher's name! Are you even a human being to give such an answer?"

"What's wrong with me writing about the teacher? I don't say I have to answer to my peers. Isn't it normal for students and teachers to have a good relationship?"

Initially, Minamino Daigo felt a little guilty about his answer, but when he thought of Honda Tsubami's answer, he instantly felt more confident. "It's not an impure relationship. Isn't it a good thing for students and teachers to be friends? Do you think everyone is like you, trying to establish relationships with people across grades?"

Even Matsueda Azusa couldn't help but sigh. She was worried that if the couples invited didn't cooperate, the show would be boring. Unexpectedly... although the first couple who came up did not cooperate, they also brought so much fun to everyone.

I happened to meet a perfect couple on the stage of the show, and I tried my best not to hold back my laughter.

"It actually mentioned the teacher. This is hard for us to verify. If you're interested, you can find out privately. We won't get involved here."

Songzhi Zi quickly waved his hand and moved on to the next topic: "Then let's see their guesses about each other's best friend of the opposite sex."

I saw that the guess candidate written by Minamino Daigo was a senior in the rock club. He had met him a few times when Matsueda Azusa was still in the rock club. I heard that he was also a guy with unclear relationships between men and women... After all, it was a rock club.

Honda Tsubami's guess was that the manager of the track and field club, a freshman, was the right person for the job.

When the two saw each other's answers, their faces froze, as if time had frozen for a moment, but soon their expressions became distorted by anger caused by guilt. They looked at each other, as if they were ready to accuse and abuse each other.