The goal of life is to break up all couples

Fortunately, Matsueda Azusa stopped them in time. After all, if a scene like this really got out of hand, it would be incredibly embarrassing. Even if they'd managed to skirt the rules, with President Torana backing them up, it wouldn't be a problem. But if it got out of hand, they'd be held accountable.

Matsueda Azusa very kindly asked them to step down from the stage to resolve the issue privately, and then walked up to the two couples below.

Facing their slightly terrified looks, Matsueda Azusa raised her index finger. "Well, we just finished a round of questions and answers. I'm sure the next few participants are eager to try, right? Let's start with a little game to change the atmosphere."

"The content of the game is - please exchange your phone with your partner, and the three-minute countdown for checking each other's phone contents will begin soon~"

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Chapter 167 All I want is an attitude.

As soon as Matsueda Azusa said this, the entire stage fell into a moment of silence.

The faces of the two couples remaining on the stage turned pale in an instant, and cold sweat kept oozing from their foreheads.

Even Daigo Minamino and Tsubomi Honda, who had just been persuaded by Azusa Matsueda to leave the stage and were about to have a big fight and break up naturally, couldn't help but feel relieved at this moment - fortunately they were only asked a few questions. If they showed each other their phones, the situation would be much more embarrassing than it is now!

But, on second thought, this isn't necessarily a bad thing for everyone. At least for the two guys, they were often asked by their girlfriends to check their phones, and this time they had the opportunity to check their girlfriends' phones. Isn't this a godsend?

But they can't show too eagerness or too happiness, otherwise when their girlfriends find out about it, they will use it as an excuse to get angry at them and try to cover up the matter.

"Hey? Why haven't you guys taken any action yet?"

Seeing the two couples standing still, Matsueda Azusa pretended to be innocent and asked suspiciously, "Do you have a problem with this little game? Do you not want them to see what's on your phone? Well... after all, it involves personal privacy, so that's understandable!"

"Well, let's settle for the next best thing and give you a few more options. You can choose to directly refuse the game and frankly say that you don't want your partner to see your phone. This requires the mutual consent of both of you. Or you can choose to show your partner your phone instead of looking at their phone. This option is limited to one person per couple~"

As soon as he finished speaking, the faces of the boys in the two couples on the stage turned pale.

Are you kidding? It sounds like they're being given three choices, but if you think about it, you know they'll definitely be forced by their partners to choose the third option. There's no doubt about it; they'll definitely do it.

As expected, the two girls had subconsciously turned their gazes towards their targets.

Although it only takes three minutes for the other party to check, the formality is more important than the substantive significance. Even if they search carefully, they may not be able to find anything worth arguing about. But... what if?

Besides, why should they be the only ones to suffer this loss? If they want to investigate, then investigate together! What's the point of only ripping them off and letting those two women go?

At this point, the two couples on the scene had not yet realized that their thinking had quietly changed from "not wanting the other person to look at their phone at all" to "letting themselves look at each other's phone" and "even if they have to look at it, at least the other person should be treated equally."

Seeing that her boyfriend was still silent, one of the girls finally couldn't help it and quietly nudged him, urging him: "What are you still hesitating about? Choose quickly. Didn't we give you the third option? Do you still want me to choose that option?"

The guy who was being urged to move to Bengbu was already annoyed by the choice he was facing, but his girlfriend actually treated it as a matter of course. Why? It made him feel as if he was inferior in this relationship.

This is a matter of dignity, so let's just not talk about it! She's really spoiled by this. The boy immediately made up his mind and retorted without hesitation: "Why do you have to make me choose the third option? Why don't you choose it yourself?"

His girlfriend's eyes widened in surprise. She had never expected her boyfriend to say such a thing. She couldn't help but angrily asked, "What are you talking about? Are all those words you said before about being sincere to me and never wanting to cheat on me just nonsense? Besides, I won't actually look at what's on your phone. I'm just trying to get your attitude!"

Classics require attitude.

Songzhi Zi couldn't help laughing and continued to fan the flames, "Yes, yes, I just want your attitude!"

The boy's forehead veins popped, and he snorted coldly at the words: "According to you, if I don't show you my phone, I'm breaking my promise and deliberately trying to deceive you. But think about it from another angle. From the very beginning, you urged me to choose the third option, but you yourself were unwilling to show me your phone. Doesn't this completely conform to your statement? So, in fact, you have already admitted that there are things you don't want me to see, and everything you said before was a lie."

Songzhi Zi immediately applauded and said, "That's right! This student has admitted that he had been deceiving his partner before!"

"you……"

His girlfriend was speechless for a moment. She had never expected her boyfriend to reject her so ruthlessly and even turn the tables on her. Under the gaze of the entire school, her face quickly turned red. "I really misjudged you! I never thought you were such a person!"

"What kind of person am I? I'm not the kind of person who will do whatever you say, even if you're lying to me, I'll still be foolish enough to accept being deceived. Does this disappoint you?"

The boy simply broke off the show, completely dropping all pretense and spreading his hands: "Since you want to see it, then let's see it together. You check my phone all the time anyway, so I'm definitely not afraid. But do you dare to show me your phone?"

As he spoke, he slapped his phone in front of the other person, then stretched out his hand towards him, making a gesture of asking for something.

Matsueda Azusa, watching the fun from the sidelines, clapped his hands and said, "Great! Fair! Fairness is what I support most!"

The girl had never been treated like this by her boyfriend before. Her entire body was almost flushed. She immediately blurted out: "Why? You want to see my phone? I'm telling you, that's impossible! I really misjudged you. The worst that can happen is we break up! Break up immediately, right now, right now!"

"So anxious? Surely there's some hidden secret in your phone that you can't reveal to the public!"

The boy's face instantly darkened. This was a different problem. At first it was just a matter of attitude and face, but now it seemed that it might even be a hat problem. That was a serious matter.

His girlfriend paled when she heard this and immediately retorted, "Nonsense! I said we're breaking up because... because you actually wanted to look at my phone. You have no respect for me, no trust in me, and you're actually using this method to pressure me."

The boy once again said: "Looking at my phone means you're disrespectful and distrustful, right? Then what about you asking to check my phone before? And what about asking me to show you my phone just now? You're admitting that you don't respect me, right?"

"Can that be the same?!"

The girl slammed the table in anger: "How can that be the same?"

Songzhi Zi nodded repeatedly and agreed: "How can it be the same?"

The boy was puzzled: "Then how is it different? What is different?"

Matsueda Azusa nodded again, changing direction: "That's right, what's different?"

The girl said: "Then I just want your attitude!"

The boy rolled his eyes: "Then why do you react so strongly when it's my turn to ask you to show your attitude? Can't I show my attitude?"

The girl lived in Bengbu and blurted out: "What kind of attitude do you have? Do you really want to check?"

The boy's face darkened: "Why, I can't check it yet, right? The way you said that, everyone knows there must be something wrong with your phone!"

Matsueda Azusa was laughing so hard that he bent over. Great, great, he loved watching scenes like this. This group of people deserved to be in this state.

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Chapter 168 Magical Battle.

As the boy's sarcastic words echoed throughout the stage, the students in the audience burst into laughter and boos, no matter how much they thought. This was even more entertaining than the manzai performances on TV.

It was just a pity for those guys who had girlfriends. Even though they were in the audience, they were already being tortured by their girlfriends. It can only be said that it was an unprovoked disaster.

The girl on the stage blushed furiously, glaring at her boyfriend. The former lovers had so easily turned against each other that she couldn't help but buff herself: "Do you really have to do this? Do you think it's fun to force this cruel, ruthless little Infp butterfly girl who suffers from bipolar disorder, severe depression, scars all over her arms, a delicate and sensitive mind, and tears every day? You're really going too far!"

"puff"

Matsueda Azusa, who was listening nearby, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Looking at the two people who turned their gazes towards him, Songzhi Zi quickly waved his hands and said, "Sorry, I was thinking of something happy, I wasn't laughing at you, please continue."

The girl glared at Songzhi Zi with hatred, unable to help but grit her teeth. If it weren't for him, she wouldn't have ended up in such a situation. It was a pity that she had the courage to accuse her boyfriend, but not the courage to say anything against Songzhi Zi. Because she knew that Songzhi Zi could really make her suffer.

When her boyfriend heard the series of buffs she had given him, he was so angry that he laughed. He started to change the subject, talking about other things instead of answering the key question, and talked about some nonsense.

He couldn't help but retort: ​​"Who wouldn't say that? If you think threatening a transgender, homosexual, vegan, pica, self-identified disabled person who supports liberal sexism is what you should do, then you can keep saying these nonsense."

Matsueda Azusa knew when to stop, stifling a laugh and trying to smooth things over: "Alright, alright, we're still on the Japanese server here. We haven't reached the era of magic duels like on the US server yet. Don't get all this nonsense. If you're really angry, you can go off the stage and have a private knight duel. We'll stop here for now. Thank you for participating."

After hearing what Matsueda Azusa said, the girl felt as if she had been pardoned. She no longer dared to stay on the stage. She immediately rushed to the stage without hesitation, stumbling and almost tripping herself to the ground.

Her boyfriend wanted to say something more, but seeing that she had already fled, there was no point in him staying there any longer, so he could only leave the stage angrily with a lot of complaints.

The only couple left on the stage who had not been tortured huddled together in fear. Facing the gaze that Matsueda Azusa turned towards them, they couldn't help but tremble in fear.

Before Songzhi Zi could even speak, they all said in unison, very consciously: "Yes! We are willing to let each other check our phones! Check now! Check immediately!"

It seems that compared to the horrific scene just now, even asking the other party to check the phone has become bearable.

This shows how terrifying Songzhi Zi is.

But Matsueda Azusa also has something to say. He is so innocent. To be honest, if there is really nothing fishy between these couples, the questions and answers and game sessions he provided are actually not difficult at all. It is obvious that these couples themselves are not sincere and have ended up in this situation. How can it be said that it is Matsueda Azusa's fault?

He was also kind enough to smooth things over for them, allowing them to leave the stage in a decent manner instead of starting a fight on the stage. He was simply the kindest person in the world.

So under the gaze of Matsueda Azusa, the remaining couple exchanged their mobile phones and started browsing each other's various communication apps in sweat in front of everyone.

The three-minute countdown felt like an eternity, and when Matsueda Azusa announced the end, both of them collapsed in their chairs exhausted.

I was supposed to check the other person's phone, but I couldn't help but feel nervous, afraid that I might find something wrong with the other person, which made me exhausted.

孽 孽!

"How do you two feel?"

Matsueda Azusa asked knowingly, "Do you feel like you understand each other a little better? Do you feel like you can trust each other more?"

The couple was stunned when they heard this.

Eh? Now that I think about it, it seems to be true.

They'd been so nervous just now, their minds were practically blank, so they hadn't noticed it at all. But now that Matsueda Azusa had mentioned it, they finally realized it. Indeed, they'd checked the other person's phone without him having any time to hide or cover up anything, and found nothing suspicious—at least not yet. This definitely proved that the other person hadn't made any fundamental mistakes in this relationship.

Of course, this does not include people who have two phones. This is not something that Matsueda Azusa can find out on this stage.

The couple subconsciously glanced at each other and actually felt that what Matsueda Azusa said made some sense.

At least they look much better than the two couples before.

Matsueda Azusa clapped his hands in encouragement. "Very good, very good. Well, the time left for our program is almost up. Let's end it with one last question-and-answer session."

He spread his hands, inviting people in. "Please list at least five of your strengths in each other, three special things you like about each other, and one thing about each other that you remember most fondly."

"Please begin."

Matsueda Azusa looked at the two of them encouragingly.

Honestly, looking at all the points he raised on the show, there was no real intention to persuade them to break up. Although he did fan the flames, that was just adding fuel to the already ignited flames. If these couples were truly sincere and in love, these issues wouldn't have led to a trust crisis, to the point of tit-for-tat and breaking up, and then Azusa Matsueda wouldn't have had any chance of fanning the flames.

Therefore, the reason why his program was able to pass the approval of the Student Union was, on the one hand, due to the connivance of Tohara Hibari, and on the other hand, it was indeed because these segments did not have obvious malicious intent to break up couples, and were completely within the scope of a normal and decent variety show.

After all, the purpose of the Department of Supervision of Impure Relationships between Men and Women is not to catch any couples they encounter without any regard for their parents. The most important thing is to target the key point of "impurity".

Azusa Matsueda himself is still very happy to see pure love. Although this makes him feel very jealous and envious, it at least proves that such pure feelings do exist in the world.

Take the last question, for example. Although it might seem a bit daunting at first, couples who haven't truly invested their feelings, or even don't know their partner well, might be hesitant to answer. However, a true couple might be able to come up with far more answers than the question demands.

When the couple heard Matsueda Azusa's last question, their originally anxious mood was completely relieved for a moment - was the question he asked in the end actually such a simple one?

Without hesitation, they all began to tell their stories in turn.

Matsueda Azusa held her chin with one hand and listened with great interest. She didn't expect that this program would be so explosive from the beginning to the end, and even have such a warm ending to elevate the main theme. This was a pleasant surprise.

From this point of view, it was relatively easy for him to get away with it from Shizuka Hiratsuka - in fact, from the middle of the performance, Azusa Matsueda had already noticed that Shizuka Hiratsuka was glaring at him with murderous eyes. Fortunately, he controlled the situation and did not make any big mistakes, otherwise he would definitely have been hit by a deliberate punch.

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Chapter 169 A successful conclusion and celebration party.

After the couple answered the question, they looked at Matsueda Azusa cautiously.

But to their surprise, Matsueda Azusa did not say anything difficult or raise other hard-to-answer questions as they had imagined. Instead, he took the lead in applauding.

The students in the audience followed Matsueda Azusa in applauding the couple. It wasn't that their expectations for a model couple were too low, but rather that the previous two couples were a bit too anthropomorphic, making this normal couple seem even more rare.

In any case, the fact that they are willing to exchange phones and can answer these questions at least shows that there is no problem with their relationship within normal limits.

Faced with everyone's applause, they couldn't help but reveal expressions of surprise, as if they were greatly encouraged. They subconsciously held each other's hands and walked off the stage with red faces under the arrangement of Matsueda Azusa.

Matsueda Azusa coughed lightly and concluded, "Our Supervisory Department's performance project has basically come to an end. In fact, this project isn't just to prank everyone or embarrass couples. From everyone's performance just now, it's not difficult to see the core purpose of our Supervisory Department."

"We certainly encourage couples who are truly in love, but those who are suspicious of each other, lack trust, or are even completely unfamiliar with each other will be exposed under the supervision of our Supervisory Department."

"That's all. This concludes our performance project. Thank you all for your enthusiastic participation and viewing."

As Matsueda Azusa finished her closing remarks, there was soon loud applause from the audience.

If Matsueda Azusa just said these words to them without any evidence, I guess almost no one would believe it, right?

But after witnessing the performance of the couples on the stage just now, the students in the audience now sincerely felt that there was nothing wrong with what Matsueda Azusa did - after all, some couples are obviously deceiving each other, and they deserve to break up.

Seeing the others' performance, Matsueda Azusa nodded in satisfaction. Very good! The first step toward reversing the Supervisory Department's reputation had been taken. While he personally didn't care about reputation, if he wanted to step into the spotlight and seize more power, simply being the "root" of Sobu High School wouldn't be enough.

Otherwise, unless all the students above him were finished, it would be impossible for Shimura Danzo, who came from the "Root", to take the stage. Since Miura had already planned to join the student council and even take the stage as student council president, he, as a council member, had to start paving the way for her as soon as possible.

She walked off the stage with satisfaction, but before she could be happy for long, she was blocked by Shizuka Hiratsuka backstage.

"You little bastard, on such an important day as the school anniversary, you're going to give me such a big job, right?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka gripped Matsueda Azusa's shoulders with a ruthless iron hand and said with a forced smile, "Do you know that if anything goes wrong, even if we all protect you, you'll still be punished?"

Songzhi Zi turned his face away guiltily and said stubbornly, "President Fang Huyuan did it too."

Hiratsuka Shizuka glared at him: "They are also following your nonsense!"

"Hiratsuka-sensei, at least the show ended smoothly without any incidents that could cause a commotion, and judging by the response, it seems to have been pretty good."

At this moment, the sound of releasing the tiger-baring lark sounded from not far away.

I saw Hibari Fanghuhara standing next to Yukinoshita Yukino, waving at Matsueda Azusa, winking at him, and saying a good word to Hiratsuka Shizuka on his behalf.