Paradise Project from Gensokyo

As we all know, Gensokyo has simple folk customs and many talented people. It is the most healing and peaceful place.
After Lin Yan was sent in, he lived a comfortable life like a retiree by opening a shop every day relying on the system.
Until one day this thing suddenly said - Paradise Project Launched, and provided a bunch of weird abilities, he immediately realized the seriousness of the problem.
"I swear on the integrity of Gensokyo that I have never abused my abilities to do anything."
"As for why the black and white thief frequently crawls out of the store, the maid changes her stockings so frequently, strange cries are heard from a library late at night, a famous journalist is imprisoned, and terrifying applause begins to spread in the bamboo forest..."
"These have absolutely nothing to do with me. At least there were no eyewitnesses who saw these things with their own eyes!"
"No one is more law-abiding than me. Don't believe those weird rumors."
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Reimu Hakurei: The above is the prisoner's complete confession. He has just told us the details of his crime. We can now execute him.
[This book is a lighthearted and funny book, it contains no stomach medicine and no abuse, please feel free to read it.]