In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Yamabuki Ditang took out a contract from his drawer.

"Can you read? If you can, come and take a look at this. This is a temporary employment contract. As long as you sign it and pass a series of tests, you can become a member of the Gotei 13. Even becoming the captain is not impossible." Yamabuki Detang showed a devilish smile.

The captains of other teams have to go through layers of assessment.

But there is one squad that doesn't need it, and that's Squadron 11.

The 11th Division is good as long as they can fight, but what about Kenpachi Zaraki! What the hell is Kenpachi Yancheng! Does he know how to manage these people?

He knows nothing!

Among all the attributes, they only have one, that is, they can fight, and they are extremely good at fighting.

After releasing his power, Kenpachi Zaraki has become the ceiling of pure Shinigami, a level higher than ordinary Shinigami captains.

No matter how fancy you are, I, Master Ba, will chop you down with my knife until you kneel down and sing "Conquer"!

Just so capricious.

Moreover, in this world, Kenpachi Zaraki did not suppress his fighting ability because of Unohana, and it is unknown how much he will grow in the future.

This Mowan in front of you is indeed very poor in other aspects. He doesn't know etiquette and management, but if you want to become the captain of the 11th Division, these things have nothing to do with it. As long as you can fight, it's fine!

According to the rules, the next "Kenpachi" must defeat the previous "Kenpachi" by force in order to obtain the position of captain.

But the rules are stuck with Yamabuki Detang.

If the position of captain of the 11th Division must be passed down according to this rule, Yamabuki Detang would most likely be stuck in that position.

Now in a 1v1 duel, even the captain has no absolute chance of winning against Yamabuki Ditang.

Therefore, Yamabuki Detang has been looking for a successor to the captain of the 11th Division for decades.

Unfortunately, captain-level figures only appear a few times every hundred years, and he has been searching for decades without finding one.

And now, a living ruffian appeared in front of him, how could he let him go?

Chapter 101: Shijima Chigiri's Massage Parlor

As for the Captain-in-Chief...

Yamabuki Ditang's brows twitched. "I'm just a civilian! Why do you want to push me into the position of captain of the 11th Division? I've worked here for over a hundred years and I've done you a great service!"

It's rare to find someone who can take over now, so of course I have to give up the captain's position as soon as possible.

Otherwise, I would have to work two jobs every day but only get one salary, and every month the salary has to be handed over to my wife. This life is simply not a human life.

"Think about it. If you become a member of the Gotei 13, you will have a stable job and income, so you can pay back the money." said Yamabuki Detang.

Mowan looked thoughtful. He had been living in the mountains before. Compared to the deep mountains, life in Soul Society was certainly more comfortable. It would be great if he could stay there forever.

This was a good opportunity for him.

"I can try, but I don't like being bound by rules." Mowan said.

"I will give you a certain degree of freedom. Of course, freedom does not mean you can do whatever you want. You have to learn a lot of things. Now you will join the 11th Squadron and become an ordinary soldier." said Yamabuki Ditang.

The two people have just met, and Yamabuki Ditang doesn't understand Mowan's temper and personality yet, so many things need to be adjusted slowly.

Mowan looks big and strong on the surface, but this kind of person often has his own little thoughts.

Although the position of captain of the 11th Division only requires fighting ability, Yamabuki Detang also wants to find someone he likes.

This magic pill... Overall, it's actually a bit disappointing.

It can only be said that it is better than nothing.

Let me observe him carefully for a period of time.

"Ordinary soldiers... the lowest-ranking members, right? Can't you give me a position like captain or vice-captain? That way I can make money faster and you can pay off your debts sooner." Mowan said, "Based on my strength alone, those ordinary members are not even worthy of carrying my shoes. How can you let me work with them?"

"Hurry up and go!" Shanbuki Ditang said calmly.

Mowan had no choice but to take up his post in the 11th Division.

The 11th Squadron was originally composed of a group of extremely powerful bandits, but these bandits were later incorporated and formed the prototype of the 11th Squadron.

Later, those members who were good at fighting were sent to the 11th Squadron. Over time, the 11th Squadron became the most powerful unit.

As a result, the person was sent there in the morning, and someone came to complain in the afternoon.

"Chief Staff, the newcomer who just joined the 11th Division today is called Mowan, right? During lunch today, he had an argument with other team members and seemed to have injured two of them." An officer whispered.

Yamabuki Ditang rubbed his temples and asked, "Why did you cause me trouble on my first day at work?"

"Tell me what exactly happened?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"It wasn't a big deal, actually. This new guy deliberately cut in line during lunch, and ended up getting into an argument with two team members. Relying on his superior strength, he beat them up and sent them to the hospital, but they only sustained minor injuries." The officer asked, "Do you think they should be punished..."

He knew that the person was sent by Yamabuki Ditong, and what to do specifically depended on Yamabuki Ditong's intention.

"Don't give me face, just do what you have to do." said Yamabuki Ditang.

It seems that Mowan still has a lot to learn.

"Just do what you have to do. No need to consider my face." Yamabuki Ditang said calmly.

Although the captain of the 11th Division needs to have strong military power to be competent, he cannot rely solely on military power. He must at least know what it means to execute orders.

Although Kenpachi Zaraki looks like a reckless man, he has done everything he should do.

We can't really let a savage become the captain of the 11th Squadron, so he should understand the rules.

After getting the answer from Yamabuki Detang, the official quietly retreated. It seemed that he had understood what Yamabuki Detang wanted to do.

After Xi Guan left, another person appeared in Yamabuki Detang's office. It was Saito Fulauosi, who had retired a long time ago but had been eating at Yamabuki Detang's house.

"Oh my! It seems that you also want to abdicate! Otherwise, why are you so anxious to find a successor?" Saito Fulaubusi looked at Yamabuki Ditang with a smile.

"Those who are ordering people to eat for free should just shut up! I have my own plans." Yamabuki Ditang said, holding a pipe in his hand.

"Are you really planning to let that savage be the captain of the 11th Division? It's true that he's capable enough, but I can't agree with him in other aspects. He's just a completely self-centered savage." Saito Furuobushi said, "Or do you have other plans? After all, the guy Ukitake brought back more than a month ago..."

"Ahem, alright, no need to say more." Yamabuki Ditang kept turning his pipe in his hand: "I know how to handle these matters."

Saito rolled his eyes. "Forget it, I'm retired now anyway, so these things have nothing to do with me. You can do whatever you want! Are there any entertainment activities tonight?"

Yamabuki Ditang thought for a moment and said, "How about going to Shijima Chigiri's acupuncture and massage parlor? I heard she recently started a new model! It's very popular!"

After Shijima Chigiri resigned, he opened an acupuncture and massage shop in Rukongai, but the business has always been ordinary. But recently, he heard that Shijima Chigiri's business suddenly became very popular. Yamabuki Ditang seriously suspected that this guy might be doing something illegal and planned to conduct a surprise inspection.

If those things really exist, why don’t you take them out and let me try them first!

"Okay! Together!" Saito Fulaubushi said.

"I work every day and I understand that I have accumulated a lot of stress and fatigue, but your biggest worry every day is what to eat for dinner. Why do you want to follow me too?" Yamabuki Ditang said with a look of contempt.

"It's tiring for me to think about what to eat for dinner every day!" Saito Furuobushi argued cunningly.

Before the end of the get off work day, Yamabuki Ditang decided to skip work early and brought Saito Bulaobushi to the acupuncture shop run by Shijima Chigiri.

As I approached, a young and beautiful girl came to the door of the acupuncture shop and said with a smile: "Hello, do you need acupuncture and massage services?"

Yamabuki Detang was stunned for a moment, then stretched his head to look inside the shop. He saw a man lying on the bed with a fan covering his face, taking a nap. It was Shijima Chigiri.

Yamabuki Detang picked up a small stone from the ground and threw it at Shijima Chigiri.

Shijima Chigiri caught the small stone as if her hands had eyes.

"Oh, what rare guests!" Shijima Chigiri was also very surprised to see Yamabuki Detang and Saito, and came out to greet them with a smile.

Chapter 102: Is your massage serious?

Of course, the three old friends had a lot to talk about when they met.

"You two bastards haven't come to see me for such a long time, I thought you had forgotten me!" Shijima Chigiri opened her arms and hugged Yamabuki Detang and Saito.

Suddenly, Yamabuki Ditang's face turned serious: "Who is joking with you? I received a report that you are not doing proper service activities here. Hurry up and show me how improper it is!"

As she spoke, a perverted smile appeared on Yamabuki Ditang's face. Shidao Chigiri said with a smile: "Don't talk nonsense, I only provide serious massage here."

Soon, Yamabuki Tetsuo spotted three young girls working in the acupuncture and massage parlor. They were all young, looking no more than fifteen or sixteen years old, and each of them had a very innocent and lovely smile. Yamabuki Tetsuo reached out and grabbed Shijima Chigiri's neck: "Confess and you will be treated leniently, resist and you will be treated severely. Tell me the truth about what you've been up to. Are you really going down the path of breaking the law? Don't worry, for the sake of our past friendship, I will definitely defy the death penalty."

Shijima Chigiri was nearly strangled to death: "Wake up, I'm not the kind of person who does that kind of thing. I do legitimate massage. These girls are homeless, and I let them learn the massage skills to make a living. It's obviously your own dirty thoughts, let go, or you'll lose me as a good friend!"

In order to prove that what Shijima Chigiri said was true, Yamabuki Ditang decided to try the cooking skills of these girls herself.

There is a set process for this. First take a shower, then lie on the bed. The girls will use their soft little hands to gently massage your back muscles to relax your body.

Saito was lying on the next bed, and a little girl named Anzi was giving her a massage. The girl next to Yamabuki Detang was a little girl named Akiko, who looked very young.

"Excuse me, can we start now?" Miss Qiuzi seemed to know that the man in front of her was not ordinary, so she was a little nervous.

"Well! Please feel free." Yamabuki Ditang lay on the bed feeling a little tired. Sometimes he also needed to relax completely.

As the girl's fingers landed on Yamabuki Detang's back, Yamabuki Detang frowned: "Why are you so weak? Doesn't Shijima Chigiri usually not give you food?"

"I'm... sorry! I'll use more strength." Miss Akiko used the maximum strength in her hands, but Yamabuki Ditang still didn't feel anything.

I forgot, it's not that this girl has no strength, but her physical strength is too high. Even if she removes skills like the Static Blood Armor and Steel Skin, the physical strength brought by her spiritual pressure is still very terrifying.

In the end, Miss Qiuzi's hands were sore from exhaustion, but Yamabuki Ditang still didn't feel anything and felt bored.

However, having three little ones can indeed attract a lot of men to come for massage. After all, there are few entertainment activities in this era. After eating and drinking, lying on the bed with a cute girl to massage your back can satisfy the vanity of many people.

At this time, Shijima Chigiri also remembered that Yamabuki Detang's body was different from that of ordinary people. He waved to Miss Akiko, asked her to step down, and went into battle himself.

"You dislike the cute girls in our store because they have no strength, right?" Shijima Chigiri showed a grim smile on his face, thinking about how badly he was beaten when they first met. Today he is finally going to take revenge. Moreover, these past one or two hundred years have not been in vain. Shijima Chigiri often secretly trains his abilities. Although he has retired, his strength is definitely not inferior to the captains of the Gotei 13.

The spiritual pressure was highly concentrated on the fingertips, and he pressed his hands on Yamabuki Detang's back and exerted force suddenly.

"I'm out of strength! Use more force... Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." Yamabuki Detang only felt that Shijima Chigiri's finger strength penetrated his skin and reached his muscles.

After a burst of severe pain, Yamabuki Ditang felt a sense of relief and relaxation, and his whole body softened.

Miss Qiuzi felt a chill all over her body as she watched this, because she had once seen with her own eyes the store manager pierce an iron plate with his finger.

People who sit at desks for long periods of time accumulate a lot of fatigue in their necks and shoulders. Yamabuki Ditang felt his whole body go limp, and that fatigue was being taken away bit by bit.

There was a time when he thought his body was amazing and this kind of thing would never happen to him.

Little did they know that even though the seventh generation of Konoha had the ability to kill gods, his body was still worn down by various daily tasks.

What can defeat us is never a powerful enemy, but work and life.

After a lot of fatigue dissipated, Yamabuki Ditang fell into a deep sleep. When he woke up again, an hour had passed.

When he woke up again, Saito was painting something on his face with a paintbrush, and Yamabuki Detang hit Saito on the head with his backhand.

It was such a comfortable sleep that Shanbuki Ditang couldn't help but stretch.

"What did you draw on my face?" Yamabuki Detang couldn't help but say. When she looked in the mirror, she found that there were cat whiskers drawn on her face, which made her look more like the seventh Hokage.

It was still early. It was winter now and it would be dark around four in the afternoon. But now there were still the last traces of sunlight in the sky, which meant it was only around three o'clock.

"I'll treat you. How about we all go out and have something to eat together?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Zhidao Chigiri unceremoniously chose the most expensive restaurant nearby and ordered a large table of dishes.

Saito made a special trip back to Seireitei and called Unohana over.

After all the talk, the topic returned to work.

"What? You want to give up the position of captain of the 11th Division? Who has such charisma?" Shijima Chigiri asked in surprise.

Those three lovely young ladies had never been to such an expensive restaurant. They chatted and ate, showing the liveliness of young people.

"A very strange person. Anyway, I believe my judgment will not be wrong." Yamabuki Ditang said calmly.

Shijima Chigiri picked up a piece of meat and put it in her bowl. "Anyway, I haven't been the captain for many years. What happens in the team has nothing to do with me. I trust your judgment."

Both generations of captains of the 11th Division are here, so let them decide the affairs of the 11th Division themselves.

"By the way, you didn't feel sorry at all when I ordered the dishes just now. Did you hide some private money?" Zhidao Zhiwu asked in a low voice.

"Ahem! Can you ask this kind of thing in public?" Yamabuki Ditang glanced at Unohana. She was chatting with the three little sisters and didn't seem to notice what was happening here.

"Let me tell you in secret, this shop is actually mine. It's one of my many businesses. Do you know how I hide my private money? I break it down into small amounts. I don't even know how much money I have, let alone others! Brother, learn from me."

Chapter 103: Twintails in the Dark

After saying goodbye to their old friend, the three of them went home together.