In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"Just tell me, is the captain of the 11th Division in your mind that savage?" Saito kept asking Yamabuki Ditang.

Yamabuki Ditang reached out and tapped Saito's forehead: "How many times have I told you? You are no longer a member of the Gotei 13. You have no right to be in charge of these matters."

Saito Fulaubushi reached out to pinch Yamabuki Detang's face. Yamabuki Detang pushed Saito's head with his hand, and the two men started fighting in the street.

Unohana just stood by and watched the scene with a smile on her face.

"Anyway, I have my own plans, so don't ask me about them anymore," said Yamabuki Ditang.

"If you don't want to ask, then don't ask." Saito Bulaobusi said very unhappily, let me try and see what the ability of the person you found is!

Mowan was punished to clean the cafeteria because of the trouble he caused in the cafeteria at noon today. Of course, this lawless boy disagreed at first. How could I possibly clean the cafeteria?

It was not until Xi Guan took out the Yamabuki Detang that Mowan reluctantly stayed to clean up.

"These rubbish actually dare to order me around." Mowan wanted to quit, but he was reluctant to give up this comfortable life, so he could only swallow his anger.

It was already late at night when he finished cleaning and was ready to return to the dormitory.

Just when he was about to reach the 11th Division, a ghostly figure appeared in front of Mowan.

Mowan looked at the person in front of him. He was wearing a nightgown and was very thin compared to himself. He was either a child or a woman. His face was covered, so he couldn't see the other person's appearance clearly.

Mowan became alert due to the vigilance he had gained from living in the mountains for many years. Although this man looked very thin, he gave people a very dangerous feeling.

"Who are you? Why are you stopping me?" Mowan reached out and grabbed his sword. He didn't have a Zanpakuto before, and he was only issued a Zanpakuto after joining the 11th Division.

The man in black stood in place, and suddenly his body disappeared like a ghost. Mowan hurriedly retreated, but the knife in the other party's hand was already against his neck.

"So fast!" Mowan's expression changed. He had never seen such a fast sword. Of course, neither Yamabuki Detang nor Unohana had ever used a sword in front of him.

He only felt a pain on his neck, where a small wound had been cut. Mowan stepped back nervously and swung his knife.

He had always used his fists in battle before and rarely used swords, so his proficiency in swords was very low. The man in black made an unremitting sound, and judging from the voice, it should be a girl.

When the two swords collided, Mowan only felt his arm go numb instantly, and both he and the sword were blown away.

Mowan never thought that he would lose to a girl in terms of strength? This is simply outrageous!

"Who are you? If you don't reveal your identity, I will be rude to you!" Mowan felt a little scared.

The girl instantly came in front of him, and with a push of her palm, a powerful spiritual pressure burst out, blasting Mowan's body away and smashing a wall before stopping.

Just as Mowan was about to stand up, his chest suddenly felt heavy. The girl's foot was already on his chest, and a knife fell, stabbing into Mowan's side.

Mowan was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. He saw the girl take a deep breath, and then her punches and kicks fell like a rainstorm.

People say that you shouldn't hit people in the face, but this girl hits people in the face. Mowan blocked all ten punches, but couldn't block the subsequent attacks at all.

The fists fell like a violent storm, and Mowan's not-so-handsome face was directly beaten into a pig's head.

Until Mowan fell into a complete coma.

"Huh? Fainted? That's it?" The girl looked at the magic pill in front of her in surprise. It's already gone? This is too weak!

"Who? Who's over there?" The patrol team's voice came from a distance. The girl knew she was in trouble and ran away in a hurry.

The person in charge of patrol tonight is none other than the captain of the second squad, Chihiro Shihōin.

Normally, patrolling is a small task that does not require the captain to do it personally, but tonight, Chihiro Shifeng felt very bored at home, so she followed the patrol team out on patrol. Unexpectedly, she encountered such an interesting thing!

When Chihiro Shihouin saw Mowan beaten into a pig's head, he laughed out loud in a very immoral way.

"Whose general is this? Why was he beaten so badly?" asked Shifengyuan Chihiro.

Someone behind him immediately answered his question.

"Captain, this seems to be a member of the 11th Division."

"Yamabuki's men? We'll make fun of him tomorrow!"

Suddenly, Shihouin Chihiro felt a figure disappear into the darkness in the distance.

"It seems that the criminal who beat people up hasn't left yet. You send him to the Fourth Division first, and I will go and catch the criminal back." Shifengyuan Chihiro said calmly.

The captain of the Gotei 13 is the top combat force besides Yamabuki Toto and the captain-general. No matter what kind of small thieves they encounter, they don't have to take them seriously.

Moreover, Shifengyuan Chihiro's speed increased with each passing day, and almost instantly his body caught up with the black shadow in the distance.

"Where are you running to? Stop right there!" Shifengyuan Qianri said very calmly, then stretched out his hand to grab the back of the black shadow. Shifengyuan Qianri didn't know the strength of Mowan. If he knew, he wouldn't be so careless when catching people.

The black shadow instantly disappeared in front of Shifengyuan Chihiro and came behind him.

Shifengyuan Chihiro's pupils contracted, what a master!

As a master of Hakuba and Shunpo, Chihiro Shihōin's reaction speed was extremely fast, and his leg kicked towards the black shadow's chin like a scorpion's tail.

The black shadow was also extremely fast. It not only dodged Shihouin Chihiro's attack, but was even able to counterattack.

For a while, the two of them fought fast, their bodies constantly moving in the air above Soul Society. Shifengyuan Chihiro had not encountered such a powerful person since the invasion of the Invisible Empire.

There's actually such a master in the Soul Society? Shifengyuan Chihiro's hands moved even faster. He originally thought that the opponent would definitely not be able to block his attack, but he didn't expect that the man in black would actually block his attack perfectly.

"Who are you?" Chihiro Shihouin was very curious. There were only a handful of people with such skills in Soul Society.

There was a hint of anxiety in the black shadow's eyes. Suddenly, she pulled out a rifle from her waist and pulled the trigger at the ground. It was the Ghost Path Bullet.

However, what came out of the gun was not the powerful ghost sword, but red smoke.

Shihouin Chihiro hurriedly retreated, and when the red smoke dissipated, the black shadow had disappeared.

But no matter the opponent's strength or the Kidō bullets he took out at the end, it can be judged that this is definitely a member of the Gotei 13.

And...why do these twintails look so familiar?

Wait, twintails?

Chapter 104: Saito: Let me sleep with your wife for one night

Yamabuki Ditang had fallen asleep when there was a burst of noise coming from outside the room, as if someone was being hunted.

"Can't we sleep in the middle of the night?" Shanbuki Ditang said somewhat unhappily.

At this moment, a figure broke through the door and got into his bed at the fastest speed.

"Huh???" Yamabuki Detang and Unohana were both stunned. Who is this?

After looking carefully, I found that the person who came in was Saito, but now she was wearing a nightgown and looked a little embarrassed.

"Why are you not sleeping in the middle of the night? I am a very serious person and will never play a threesome..." Yamabuki Ditang said seriously.

"Don't worry about these for now. Help me get rid of the pursuers outside. Shifengyuan runs faster than a rabbit. I'm so tired!" Saito Fulaubushi said breathlessly.

Yamabuki Detang had no choice but to stand up holding a coat. Sure enough, Shihouin Chihiro and a group of people had surrounded the place.

"I say...what happened? Can someone come and explain it to me?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Shifengyuan Chihiro smiled and said, "It's nothing serious. An assassin just broke into your room. Can we go in and search it?"

"If you want to search, please show me the search warrant." Yamabuki Ditang said expressionlessly.

Chihiro Shihouin showed a very embarrassed expression, because the search warrant had to be approved by the General Staff before it could take effect, and the General Staff was in the hands of Yamabuki.

"I'm doing this for your own good. Was there really an assassin who broke into your house, or was this assassin..." An intriguing smile appeared on Chihiro Shifeng'an's face.

At first he was indeed intimidated by the other party's attire, but after a brief fight and the other party's figure and attire, he quickly recognized who this person was.

This damn girl has added so much work to me!

When I catch you, I will torture you.

Tickle your belly with a feather until you beg for mercy.

And how could I let go of such a good thing?

So law enforcement is fake, and fun is real.

Yamabuki Detang knew exactly what Chihiro Shihoin was thinking! The Shihoin family had been born in the year of the cat for generations, and Chihiro Shihoin's personality was not much different from that of a cat. Having fun was the most important thing!

"I'm sorry, I don't agree with you searching my room. It's very inconvenient because I have female relatives at home. Can you leave now? I have to go to work tomorrow morning and I'm very tired now!" Yamabuki Ditang yawned.

Shihouin Chihiro had a bored expression on his face and said, "You don't know how to have fun at all."

"Okay, okay, since you say there is no such thing, then there is no such thing! Let's all retreat!" Shifengyuan Chihiro left with the others.

After Chihiro Shihoin left, Yamabuki Detang returned to his room and grabbed Saito's immortal twin tails.

"Do you want to explain to me why you suddenly crawled into my bed late at night? Are you burning with desire? Do you want to find someone of the opposite sex to comfort you?" said Yamabuki Ditang.

Saito Furuobushi kept shaking his head, trying to break free from Yamabuki Detang's clutches, but when he finally realized he couldn't escape, he just told the truth.

"Let me tell you, that Mowan was severely beaten up by me! Looking at his expression, he seemed to be questioning his life! He was so happy!" Saito Fuumaobushi laughed.

Yamabuki Ditang has never been so speechless in his life. Is it because of this that you are being chased like a rabbit?

"Go to sleep!" Yamabuki Ditang wanted to cover himself with the quilt and continue sleeping.

Unohana was wearing silk pajamas and was yawning.

"I'm not going out. I might get caught if I go out! Unohana~~How about we sleep together today? Didn't we often sleep in the same bed before you got married?" Saito Fulaubusi hugged Unohana tightly.

"Please calm down, the one you are holding is my wife." Yamabuki Ditang reached out and poked Saito's forehead.

"How about letting me sleep with your wife for one night?" asked Saito Bulaobusi.

"You wish! Leave quickly, I have to go to work tomorrow! What if I get my salary deducted for being late?" Yamabuki Ditang wanted to lie down in her bed in a daze, but was kicked out by Saito.

"It's settled!" Saito Bulaobusi actually took off his coat.

"I admit that we have a good relationship, but shouldn't you also be on guard against me? I'm not a gentleman." Shanbuki Ditang looked helpless.

In fact, he had seen this body before.

When the two of them were on a mission together, Saito was seriously injured. When Yamabuki Detang was treating Saito's wound, he studied it inside and out, and his internal organs were almost turned out.

Unohana gently touched Saito's head.

"That's right. It's so late. Saito should not go back. Let's all sleep together." Unohana said gently.

Yamabuki Detang was about to climb up when Unohana said to her husband, "Honey, go sleep in the living room."

Yamabuki Ditang came to the living room with his quilt in his arms and slept on the floor with a sad face. What was going on?

However, the fighting ability of this kid Mamaru is lower than he imagined. Saito can beat him without releasing his Zanpakuto. It is unknown whether he can pass the level of Kuchiki Ginrin.

Forget it, let’s think about these problems tomorrow.

Early the next morning, Yamabuki Detang returned to the bedroom and found that Saito was sleeping in a very bad posture, with his whole body spread out in a big letter shape. He was wearing Unohana's nightgown. Maybe he moved too much while sleeping at night, and the hem of the skirt had been pulled up to his thighs, exposing his white and strong thighs to the air.

The upper part of the nightgown also slipped down to the upper arm due to the unruly sleeping posture.

And she was not wearing any underwear under her nightgown, a tempting and wonderful scene was right in front of us.

Are you sure this isn't an attempt to tempt me into committing a crime?

Suddenly, Yamabuki Ditang's eyes went dark.

A pair of gentle hands reached out from behind and covered his eyes.

"If you keep watching, I'll be angry!" Unohana's voice came from behind Yamabuki Detang.

"Okay, okay, I won't look at it! Alas!" Yamabuki Ditang sighed helplessly. It seemed that he would have to put up a sign at the door tomorrow saying Saito and the dog are not allowed to enter.

At this moment, Saito Bulaobusi stretched and climbed out of bed in a daze.

Because of gravity, the sling completely slipped off my shoulders before going to bed.

Saito Bakugoushi didn't notice that there was a man in front of him, so he pulled up the shoulder straps.

"I didn't sleep well last night! Unohana's sleeping posture is so bad, or what did you do last night? You strangled my neck with your hands and almost killed me! I have to go home quickly and take a nap! I'll come for lunch at noon, don't forget to bring out my share!" Saito Furuobushi walked out in a daze.

Chapter 105: Magic Pill's First Mission

Seeing Saito's appearance, Yamabuki Detang and Unohana both grabbed Saito's shoulders at the same time and pulled her back. How could she go out dressed like this?

The two of them acted like the parents of a rebellious girl and changed her clothes tonight.

Yamabuki Ditang rubbed his temples. They were obviously very familiar friends, so why did he feel like he had raised a disobedient daughter?

Maybe Unohana thought the same thing.

As a result, Saito didn't finish his breakfast until he yawned and went back to his home to catch up on his sleep.

He doesn't care about the trouble he causes.