In Soul Society, I just want to retire

What the hell is this writing about?

Aizen covered his face with his hands. After reading this, he was afraid that he would never be able to look his teacher in the eye again!

With strong curiosity, Aizen continued to flip through the pages.

The story between Yamabuki Detang and the dark-skinned handsome boy that must be told.

Shocked, the Chief of Staff had such a past with the pathological killer uncle!

Desperate, the sunny and cheerful captain of the 5th Division could not escape the clutches of the Chief of Staff!

Shocking! The Chief of Staff actually has a male lover in Hueco Mundo. What was the reason why Yamabuki Detang defected to Hueco Mundo?

Disgusting, why is Yamabuki Ditang so considerate to his young male subordinate!

Blanch!

Aizen got goosebumps reading this. Just how deep of a grudge does the author of this book have against the teacher? If the teacher saw this, killing him would be the least of his punishment, right?

But I have to say that if this thing is released, it will definitely be a big hit, because humans always like to pursue some curious things, especially like to listen to gossip about those bigwigs in the high-level.

"Teacher, it's not that I'm unfilial, it's just that I'm powerless. You'd better fend for yourself from now on." Aizen covered his face helplessly.

Is this the legendary rotten girl’s perspective?

In fact, this is similar to some of our male compatriots who like to support lesbian culture.

Maybe these male compatriots don’t like to fall in love themselves, but seeing two girls in the two-dimensional world or TV dramas have orange blossoms makes them happier than when they themselves fall in love.

……

Three days passed in the blink of an eye.

The day of the arrival of Squad Zero has arrived.

"Yamabuki, why did you bring a child here?" Shihouin Chihiro asked curiously.

Aizen was not nervous at all in the face of so many captains. He just saluted each captain with a smile on his face, looking very well-behaved and sensible.

"He insisted on coming to see Squad Zero, so I brought him here!" Yamabuki Ditang said calmly.

The other captains all showed curious expressions on their faces, because even the vice-captains were not qualified to receive the Zero Squad. It was really strange that Yamabuki Ditang brought a child with him.

Kyoraku Shunsui and Ukitake Jushiro also looked at Aizen with some curiosity.

They are both Aizen's senior brothers, so it seems that he needs to take better care of this junior brother in the future.

I have to say, the teacher is really biased!

"Stop arguing, people are coming." The captain shouted softly.

Sure enough, a strange light spot appeared in the sky. The next second, the light spot turned into a strange cylindrical aircraft, which fell straight to the ground.

A moment later, the door of the aircraft opened and two men walked out. They were Bingzhubu Ichibei and Daoshen Ermeiya Wangyue.

The purpose of their visit this time was to pick up Qilin Temple Tian Shilang and take him to Lingwang Palace.

The monk was very cheerful: "Yamabuki, it's been hundreds of years since we last met. How have you been?"

The last time the two met was five hundred years ago. Yamabuki Ditang said with a forced smile, "Anyway, I'm living better than you."

Don’t be fooled by the smiling face of this big monk, he is actually the most sinister person in the whole drama.

You must be on guard against him no matter what to avoid being tricked.

At this point in time, the most perfect substitute for the Soul King is not Yhwach, not the unborn Kurosaki Ichigo, nor those Fullbringers, but Yamabuki Detou.

Five hundred years ago, King Ling appointed Yamabuki Ditang. If he had been willing to take over the throne of King Ling, he would have been made into a human stick and stayed in King Ling's palace for five hundred years.

"Yamamoto Shigekuni, you are finally old!" Hyoshubu Ichibei looked at Captain Yamamoto who had become bald with a smile, he was so happy.

Captain Yamamoto just snorted coldly and said nothing else.

"Why is there a child here?" Sword God Nimeiya Wangyue leaned over and looked at Aizen.

Aizen looked at the people from Team Zero and just smiled slightly, appearing very polite.

"Hurry up and do your business, so you can go back quickly after you're done. We don't provide lunch." Shanbuki Ditang said with a look of disgust.

ps: Recommend two Orange-type TV series.

"Double Mirror", a domestic film, the two heroines are crazy sweet.

"Killing Eve", also known as "Beauty", is a British drama in which the two heroines love and hate each other in a sweet and abusive way.

Chapter 11: Senior Sister, Times Have Changed

"We haven't seen each other for five hundred years, and you are still so cold." The monk said with a smile, as if he saw an old friend he hadn't seen for hundreds of years.

However, Yamabuki Ditang felt that the monk's smile was full of conspiracy, and he might be plotting to turn him into a human stick.

"We are here to pick up Tian Shilang from Qilin Temple, so you don't have to worry." The monk continued with a fake smile, and he looked very uncomfortable.

Kirinji Tenshiro strode out of the crowd, with a hint of reluctance in his eyes. After all, he had worked in the Gotei 13 for more than 500 years, and he was still a little bit uncomfortable leaving suddenly.

But only by reaching a higher place can you better demonstrate your abilities.

The other captains had no other feelings towards the members of Team Zero. Looking at the sun in the sky, it was almost time for lunch, so they must not delay eating.

As a result, the two members of Squad Zero discovered that the Gotei 13 actually had no intention of providing meals. The elder monk scratched his head helplessly: "Why do I feel that you are becoming more and more stingy? You were not so stingy five hundred years ago! Last time we came here, we had hot pot!"

"Haha, the funds for the Gotei 13 are very tight right now, and we don't want to spend the money on some weird things. Besides, you have everything you need living in the Soul King Palace, right?" Yamabuki Detang said with a wry smile, making people feel that he and the monk were in a tit-for-tat relationship.

"Well! In that case, we'll leave first. Qilin Temple, do you have anything else to say? Once we arrive at the Lingwang Palace, it won't be easy to come down." The monk asked Qilin Temple Tian Shilang.

Kirinji Tianshilang turned and looked at Yamabuki Ditang: "Let's set a deadline of five hundred years. After five hundred years, I will definitely develop a medical technique that is more powerful than the Spirit Suture Technique. Then we can compete with each other. We have a deal and we can't go back on our word."

"Okay, let's set a limit of five hundred years. Let's see whose medical skills are better, you or me, after five hundred years." Yamabuki Ditang was a little reluctant to let go of Qilinji Tianshilang, but he couldn't delay his future.

Joining Squad Zero is an opportunity for promotion for most Shinigami.

Therefore, the duties of both parties are different, and there is no relationship between who is in charge of whom, but once you join the Zero Squad, you are a royal spy and are directly responsible to the Soul King.

Aizen muttered to himself that the legendary Zero Squad seemed to be no different from ordinary Shinigami.

Who would have thought that these two unprepossessing individuals could possess such terrifying strength.

After seeing off Team Zero, Yamabuki Ditang looked at the time and saw that it was time for lunch, so he immediately pulled his little apprentice and ran to the cafeteria.

"There are beef and radish stuffed buns for lunch today. Hurry up, or you won't be able to grab them if you're late." Yamabuki Ditang hurriedly ran towards the cafeteria. For him now, the arrival of Team Zero was not as cost-effective as eating meat buns for lunch.

The corners of Aizen's eyes twitched slightly. He thought his teacher was too unreliable.

But since we're having meat buns for lunch, we really have to hurry up.

The Gotei 13 are like wolves when it comes to eating. It will be too late if you are late.

Just like that, the two of them rushed to the cafeteria as quickly as possible.

Each person ordered twenty meat buns.

"The best way to replenish your physical strength is to eat and drink enough, and then have a good sleep. By the way, do you like to drink wine or tea? I'll prepare some for you!" Yamabuki Detang asked Aizen.

"I'll just drink tea." Aizen is still young and not old enough to drink alcohol.

"Okay, I have a lot of good tea stored here. I can't drink that much, so if you like, go pick some yourself." Yamabuki Ditang said, "Also, I've prepared a sparring partner for you this afternoon. I guarantee you'll be very satisfied."

I have been studying for several days, and it's time to see what level Aizen's true strength is.

Aizen bit the meat bun in his mouth calmly.

I wonder what kind of opponent the teacher will prepare for him.

In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon.

Aizen saw his sparring partner when Shu arrived on the field.

She was a girl who was a year or two older than him. She wore a pair of glasses, had a cold face, and was dressed in a Death God costume. One could tell at a glance that she was an official Death God.

"What's the matter that you called me over after dinner? Why are you in such a hurry?" Yadomaru Risa looked at Yamabuki Detang with curiosity.

Yamabuki Ditang pointed at Aizen who was not far away and said, "I called you here so that you can be a sparring partner for this kid. Just exchange a few moves. After all, he hasn't even graduated from the first year of the Maou Spiritual Academy. He needs to find someone with similar strength to fight with in order to make any progress."

Lisa Yadomaru sighed. He actually made her compete with a freshman who hadn't even graduated yet. Was he looking down on her too much?

"You don't have to sigh like that. Don't you have to deal with all kinds of work in the team? I pushed all those tasks to your captain, and told him that if he can't finish them before dark, I will find a way to deal with him. Didn't you see Kyoraku's face just now? He wanted to eat me! So after instructing the freshmen, how about I take you to eat smoothies?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Upon hearing that she didn't have to work and that there would be delicious food, Yadomaru Lisa perked up and drew her Zanpakutō. "All we have to do is defeat this guy with glasses! Then hurry up and don't waste time."

Aizen came before Lisa Yadomaru and bowed slightly. In terms of seniority, Lisa Yadomaru was his senior.

"Okay, let's start!" Aizen drew his sword.

As soon as Lisa Yadomaru saw the opponent's movements, she knew that this was a complete rookie. This was the first sword technique that freshmen learned when they entered school, the starting move of the thrust.

"As your senior, I'll teach you a lesson: not every enemy uses a sword! It's useless to just learn some rigid sword techniques!" Yadomaru Lisa whispered the name of her Zanpakutō: "Defeat him, Iron Dragonfly."

I saw that the Zanpakutō in her hand had turned into a huge spear. The spear head was very wide and thick, with blades on both sides. It was about two and a half meters long and looked very huge. Yadomaru Lisa's body looked relatively petite at this time, which was very discordant with the huge sword in her hand.

"If I take out a two-meter-five spear, how will you respond? Still use stabbing? Let's see who can stab whom to death first!" Yadomaru Lisa said very proudly.

Aizen suddenly raised his hand: "Teacher, I haven't awakened my Zanpakuto yet, so I think this battle is very unfair. Can I make it fairer?"

Yamabuki Ditang didn't say anything. He wanted to see what tricks this kid had up his sleeve.

Aizen took out a spirit gun from his clothes and put a ghost bullet into it.

"Senior, times have changed."

Chapter 12: Master and Disciple’s Daily Pranks

"boom!!!"

White lightning burst out from the gun!

Yadomaru Lisa hurriedly dodged Bai Lei's shooting.

"Wait! Is this cheating? Using Kido bullets?" Lisa Yadomaru shouted.

A white light flashed on Aizen's glasses. "The rules don't forbid the use of Kidō bullets. In other words, my attack is within the rules."

As he spoke, Aizen quickly reloaded his gun.

"This kind of low-level ghost trick can't hurt me! Dare to play dirty in front of me? Let me tell you now, in the face of an absolute gap in strength, tricks are useless!" Yadomaru Lisa rushed forward waving the iron dragonfly in her hand.

Aizen had already changed the bullets at this time.

"I forgot to tell you that the highest-level Broken Dao that I master is... the Twin Lotus Blue Fire Drop." Aizen looked at Yadomaru Lisa with an indifferent expression, while pointing the gun at her.

Lisa Yadomaru's expression changed slightly. Shuanglian Canghuozui is a high-level ghost sword of more than seventy levels. If it is hit directly, it will either die or be injured.

In desperation, she could only avoid the enemy's attack and prepare to attack from the side.

"You're kidding! How could I possibly have such a high-level Kidō bullet?" Aizen smiled faintly. "Your weapon's attack range is too long. A head-on confrontation would be very disadvantageous to me. But just now, in order to dodge the Kidō bullet, you chose to attack from the side. In this way, the advantage of your long weapon is not so obvious."

"Nonsense!" Lisa Yadomaru shouted, and suddenly thrust the spear in her hand forward, but Aizen pointed the gun at the ground, moved his finger slightly, and pulled the trigger.

boom!

Red smoke rose at the scene.

It was Yamabuki Ditang's specialty, the Red Smoke Escape.

The spear that Yadomaru Lisa thrust out clearly missed the target. The next second, the sharp sword blade came down towards her. Yadomaru Lisa hurriedly pulled back her spear to block it, but the spear was too long. It was obviously unrealistic to pull it back all the way in an instant. She could only use the handle of the spear to barely block the enemy's attack.

The moment the gun body and the blade collided, Lisa Yadomaru only felt an irresistible force coming. The girl's tender arms were shaken and hurt, and at the same time, her legs were in a half-kneeling position due to the huge pressure.

"How could his power be so great? If he was so strong, why didn't he fight me head-on from the beginning? Did I resort to such despicable means?" Lisa Yadomaru's brain began to work rapidly, but it was too late.

"One of the Binding Techniques, Block." Aizen used the Binding Technique at close range. The ability of the One of the Binding Techniques is very simple, it can force a person's hands behind their backs. Yadomaru Lisa was hit by the Binding Technique at close range, and her hands twisted behind her back uncontrollably.

The spear also fell to the ground.

"It's over, senior." Aizen gently placed the knife in his hand on Lisa Yadomaru's neck.

Lisa Yadomaru could never have imagined that she would be defeated so easily by a student who had not yet graduated from the first year. She is an official Grim Reaper!

I will be too embarrassed to see anyone from now on!

When she thought of this, Lisa Yadomaru burst into tears out of grievance!

Aizen blinked and looked at his teacher. This was unexpected. What should he do if a girl cries?

Yamabuki Detang rolled his eyes at Aizen. What should he do? Hurry up and comfort him!