In Soul Society, I just want to retire

If that brat Kyoraku knew that Lisa cried because she was bullied, he would definitely never lend her to me again.

"Isn't fighting about using your strengths to defeat the enemy's weaknesses? Isn't that what you called me, teacher? Did I do anything wrong?" Aizen blinked.

Are you still arguing with me?

"Lisa, how about I treat you to a big meal today? I'll treat you dinner!" Yamabuki Ditang asked carefully.

"No, I want to fight him fairly. Only by winning can I wash away my humiliation." Lisa Yadomaru said firmly.

"Look, there's no way. Even I, your teacher, can't help you." Yamabuki Ditang spread his hands and tried his best.

Aizen nodded: "Okay!"

Without saying a word, Yadomaru Lisa picked up her iron dragonfly and chopped it over.

One minute later.

Lisa Yadomaru knelt on the ground with her eyes blank.

Lost!

Zhuo was defeated head-on.

This guy is so strong, why did he use so many tricks just now? This doesn't make sense!

As if seeing through Lisa Yadomaru's doubts, Aizen explained with a smile: "Teacher told me that if you can sneak attack, never fight head-on, and if you can fight in a group, never fight alone. I just followed what the teacher told me, don't you agree, teacher!"

Sure enough, after hearing what Aizen said, Yadomaru Lisa directly pointed her spearhead at Yamabuki Detou.

"Why did you teach him such weird things? Is this what a teacher should say? I thought he looked like a gentleman, how come you turned him into a villain who only knew how to sneak attack? This is all your fault, do you know that?" Yadomaru Lisa put on a preaching attitude.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong. I will do it again next time." Yamabuki Ditang refused to admit his mistake. Whatever you want, I am willing to teach you this way.

In the three popular manga "Death, Fire, and Ocean", "sneak attacks" are often not counted within the scope of combat power.

The most famous sword move in Bleach is Gin Ichimaru's sneak attack on Aizen.

At that time, the gap in strength between the two of them was huge, but Aizen was still almost killed by the God-Killing Spear's sneak attack.

"What do you want to eat tonight?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Lisa Yadomaru chose the most expensive restaurant without hesitation. Whether the food was delicious or not was another matter, but it was expensive anyway.

Finally, after eating and drinking her fill, Yadomaru Lisa went back happily.

Only Aizen couldn't laugh anymore.

"Teacher, I can understand treating her to a meal, but why do you have to use my money?" Aizen almost vomited blood as he looked at his deflated wallet. He was a poor student now, relying entirely on the allowance from the Shinō Spiritual Academy to make ends meet. This one meal directly ate up his one month's allowance.

"You beat the person to tears, so of course you have to pay! I won't pay for you." Shanbuki Ditang smiled as a matter of course.

Aizen said again: "I can understand if you want to eat, but why is this restaurant so expensive? Who opened a restaurant like this?"

Yamabuki Ditang looked at the restaurant sign and said with a smile, "This looks like the restaurant I opened... Why are you pulling out your sword? Calm down. At worst, I can find you a job in the kitchen. You can come and work here when you have nothing to do to supplement your family income."

Aizen smiled brightly. He finally realized that his teacher was an unreliable person.

"Teacher." Aizen smiled.

"Huh? Why are you suddenly laughing so happily? Did you remember something happy?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"Of course. Very happy, teacher. I guess you won't be able to laugh anymore soon." Aizen thought of the book and became even more proud.

Chapter 13: Inexplicably... popular?

Today is a good day.

Although the sun was very strong, the wind was unusually cool. Yamabuki Detang taught Aizen the instant step and asked him to find a place to practice it slowly. As the saying goes, a master can only lead you to the door, but the practice is up to you. He has paid what he should pay, and how much he can understand depends entirely on his own understanding.

It's not because I want to be lazy that I'm making excuses.

A cool breeze blew, blowing up a few fallen leaves.

Yamabuki Detang saw two female shinigami walking towards him.

When they saw Yamabuki Ditang, the two girls' faces suddenly turned red and they were discussing something in a low voice.

Finally, a brave girl came over, took out a book and turned to the last page.

"Chief of Staff, can you sign for me?" the girl said with a blushing face.

Yamabuki Ditang was stunned. "Signature? Am I a celebrity now? And we in the Gotei 13 don't believe in personality cults, do we?"

However, seeing how much these two little fans admired him, Yamabuki Ditang was too embarrassed to refuse them, so he signed his name on the last page of the book.

The two little girls seemed very excited and hugged each other as if they had found some treasure.

Yamabuki Ditang looked at the two little girls with curiosity.

"Um... Chief of Staff, I know this road must be difficult, but we will always support you." The two girls said with blushing faces.

This sentence made Yamabuki Ditang a little confused. What did it mean to be so difficult? Why did they support me? Was it because my work was so hard?

"It's just hard work, just hard work!" Yamabuki Ditang said, scratching his head a little embarrassedly. His biggest worry every day now is what to eat for dinner. Others do the trivial work, and he feels a little embarrassed to be said to have such a hard work.

The two little girls skipped away.

"Oh! I really don't understand what kind of idols girls nowadays admire." Yamabuki Ditang said with a sigh.

I had just walked less than twenty meters when two girls appeared in front of me, also holding a book in their hands, and asked me for an autograph with blushing faces.

"No... Is my prestige so high now? People ask me for autographs just when I walk down the street?" Yamabuki Ditang was full of doubts, but he couldn't let these little girls down, so he signed his name on the last page of the book with a stroke of his pen.

The two girls ran away excitedly with the books.

As a result, I met the girl who asked me for my autograph less than 20 meters away.

Yamabuki Ditang vaguely realized that something was wrong.

He was indeed very famous in the Gotei 13, but the admiration in these little girls' eyes was completely different from idol worship.

If I had to use one word to describe the look in the eyes of these little girls, it would be "eating melon".

He even saw a girl with an auntie smile on her face when she asked for an autograph. This kind of smile is very strange and usually only appears when people are shipping a couple.

But until now, Yamabuki Detang has not realized the seriousness of the matter.

When they went to the cafeteria for lunch at noon, the male Death God didn't care, but the girls pointed at Yamabuki Ditang, and they spoke very quietly, for fear of being heard.

"What's wrong with them? Are they crazy?" Shanbuki Ditang asked curiously.

The male shinigami were also confused and couldn't understand what was wrong with these girls.

Finally, Yamabuki Ditang was so curious that he walked up to a girl and asked, "Can you tell me what you are doing? How about taking me to play with you?"

As a result, the girls ran away and didn't want to play with him at all.

"Brother Yamabuki, you come and have dinner too." At this time, Chojiro Suzuki walked over with a tray of food.

"Quebu, I haven't seen you for several days. Have you been very busy with work these days?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"There are so many documents to process that my shoulders are sore." Chojiro Suzuki moved his shoulders slightly.

After hundreds of years of growth, Chojiro Suzuki has grown from a young boy to a young man who looks to be around 26 or 27 years old.

"Are your shoulders sore? Do you want me to rub them for you? I learned this from Shijima Chigiri." Yamabuki Ditang reached out and rubbed Chojiro Suzuka's shoulders.

"Ouch! It hurts a little!" Chojiro Suzuki couldn't help but dodge.

As a result, the girls next to them made very subtle noises, blushing as they watched the two big men interact.

"It turns out that everything written in the book is true. This is so sweet!" A girl from the Sixth Squad covered her face with her hands, looking shy.

The other boys were baffled. Why were the girls acting so strangely today? It was as if they had taken some wrong medicine.

Yamabuki Ditang decided to ignore these girls. After lunch in the afternoon, he went straight home and took a nap. If there was any very important situation, he would have someone send the documents to his home.

I have to admit that the food today was good.

After eating and drinking, Yamabuki Detang patted his belly and returned home. As a result, Unohana was also at home.

I remembered that Unohana was on vacation today, so I was resting at home. But when I came back, Unohana was unusually flustered and hid something under the table in a panic.

Yamabuki Ditang had sharp eyes and squinted at his wife.

"Can you tell me what you are hiding? It's been weird all day today. The girls from the Gotei 13 act like they see a big star when they see me." Yamabuki Detang looked under the table and found a book.

Could it be something... that can add interest... or record some strange postures...

That's not right! They've been married for five hundred years! What haven't they seen?

Unohana put the book in her arms with a stiff expression: "Why did you come back so early today? Why don't you go out for a walk or two before coming back? Just think of it as a stroll after dinner."

Yamabuki Ditang rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey.

Unohana turned around and ran, but was pinned to the ground by her husband.

"Hurry up and tell me what you are hiding, otherwise I will tickle the soles of your feet. I know you are very ticklish!" Yamabuki Ditang threatened.

Unohana's expression was almost unbearable: "You absolutely cannot tell."

Without saying a word, Yamabuki Detang reached into Unohana's arms and snatched the book away.

Unohana was almost laughing to death and covered her face with her hands.

Yamabuki Ditang opened the first page with great curiosity.

He was struck by lightning by the large number of extremely bizarre descriptions in this room.

After a long time, he raised his head stiffly.

"This is... a pornographic book? And the protagonist... is me?"

Chapter 14: Yahaba Chiyo, from now on you are the heroine of this book

The book describes a very touching friendship between men.

Yamabuki Ditang finally understood why those girls covered their faces shyly when they approached him.

If one day those teachers who made short films suddenly appeared in front of you, I wonder how you would react.

Yamabuki Ditang stood up shakily and pulled the door open violently.

"Where are you going?" Unohana was very happy reading the pornographic book in which her husband was the protagonist.

Yamabuki Ditang gave a gentle smile. "There must be only one person who could do such a thing, Yaoba Chiyo. I'm going to smash her head in right now and let her know what thundering means."

"It's useless even if you cut her into pieces. This book went on sale yesterday and has sold 20,000 copies so far. Guess how many girls have read these stories? Although they know it's fake, the feeling... well... weird. Anyway, I was very happy when I read it." Unohana laughed so hard that tears were almost coming out.

"In today's matter, either she or I. Either I or she." There was a hint of despair on Shanbuki Ditang's face.

There is also a very deadly sentence on the first page of this book.

"This work is adapted from a true story."

It’s true!

Believe it or not, I'm real to you.

Yamabuki Detang drew out his Zanpakuto, activated teleportation, and his body appeared at the Yamatake family in the blink of an eye.

Yabato Chiyo was still writing furiously. She hadn't expected that the sales of her novel would be so good. In just two days, 20,000 copies had been sold, making her a huge profit. Since it was so popular, of course she had to squeeze the most out of it.

She has already prepared a novella, a sequel and a long sequel, and can write this story until she dies of old age.

"It turns out that there is no girl in this world who doesn't like shopping and BL. I seem to have grasped the code to wealth." Yabatake Chiyo is currently writing a novella. She believes that it will be a hot seller again after it is published. This time, in addition to the long scenes of selling sex, there will be some touching stories of friendship.

Just as she was dreaming of getting rich, a cold murderous aura appeared behind her.

"Chiyo-chan! Has it been several days since I last beat you?" Yamabuki Ditang exuded the aura of a murderous god.

Yaoba Chiyo turned stiffly and saw Yamabuki Ditang looking at her as if she were an animal.

Oh no, the real culprit is here.

"Yamabuki... hello! What brings you here? Do you want me to cook you a bowl of noodles?" Yaoba Chiyo is looking for her escape route. With her ability to hide the truth and her strong ghost cultivation, she will be able to escape easily.

"Bankai, Scarlet Angel." Yamabuki Detang held two swords in his hands, and his whole body exuded an amazing aura.

"Well... forget about Bankai!" Yaoba Chiyo had witnessed the battle between Yamabuki Deto and Yhwach with her own eyes.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again next time! This is all the royalties I transferred to you. I'll give it all to you. Please forgive me this time." Yabatake Chiyo gave in so quickly.

"Do you think you can buy my dignity with this little money? You really underestimate me. Don't think that the price can solve the problem. I have already thought of a way to punish you. Take off your clothes." Shanbuki Ditang had an evil smile on his face.