In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Sometimes Yamabuki Detang couldn't help but complain. In the original work, Zaraki Souya was clearly a mage, so how come he was trained by herself to become a berserker now?

"I didn't expect the dean's house to be so lively!" Urahara Kisuke said with narrowed eyes.

"You two, go home right after dinner, okay? I still have some training to do to get stronger!" Ye Yi said proudly.

Kisuke Urahara didn't want to get involved in these troublesome things, so he picked up the bowl and prepared to eat.

Yamabuki Ditang felt a headache when he saw this group of people who blatantly came to his house to eat for free. My monthly salary is only this much, how can I support so many people?

Unohana was very happy. After dinner, Zaraki Tsuge helped to wash the dishes, and Yamabuki Detang prepared to send the three children back.

As a result, she was pushed back by Yoruichi. Yamabuki Ditang looked at Yoruichi with curiosity. What was this girl doing?

At this time, night fell, and the three children were walking on the street. Suddenly, Yoruichi looked around to make sure that no one was following him, and a sly smile appeared on his face: "Urahara Kisuke, I am very optimistic about you. I have a plan. Do you want to listen to it?"

"No!" Urahara Kisuke refused without a second thought. Are you kidding? He knew without even hearing it that it was definitely not a good thing.

He just wanted to go to school and graduate safely, and then join the Gotei 13. He didn't want to be defined as a prisoner.

"My plan is that the three of us will work together to deal with Yamabuki Detang. Don't be fooled by his usual smiling appearance, he is actually very bad. I am definitely not his opponent alone, but if the three of us practice together, there might be a chance of winning, especially you, Urahara Kisuke. You have a very good brain. From now on, you are my appointed military advisor!" Yoruichi patted Urahara Kisuke on the shoulder and said.

Urahara Kisuke's face turned green. "Don't you dare listen to me? I told you I don't want to get involved in your affairs! Just the three of us? Fighting the strongest in Soul Society? Have you never been to school? You don't even know how to write the word 'death'? Do you want me to teach you?"

"Absolutely not!" It was not Urahara Kisuke who refused, but Shiba Kūkaku. The little girl didn't want to be called to the hospital by her parents.

"Kūkaku! I saved your best friend. You can't just not help me when I'm in trouble!" Yoruichi immediately played the emotional card.

"Haha, it's better not to be my best friend!" Shiba Kūkaku rejected her relentlessly. Three ten-year-olds fighting the strongest Shinigami in Soul Society? Are you dreaming?

"I..." Urahara Kisuke was about to say something, but was interrupted by Yoruichi: "I know you have joined, no need to tell me specifically! I am seeking the opinion of Kukaku now! With my fists and feet, your firearms, and this kid's intelligence, we will definitely win."

Urahara Kisuke felt like crying. I just had a meal, how did I become the rebel's advisor?

Seeing that she couldn't get rid of Yoruichi, Shiba Kūkaku suddenly threw a smoke bomb on the ground. When the smoke bomb dissipated, Shiba Kūkaku had already run away.

Because Urahara Kisuke was closest to Yoruichi, he was caught by Yoruichi the moment Shiba Kūkaku threw the smoke bomb.

"Um...can I go home and sleep?" Kisuke Urahara asked with a stiff face.

"Okay! You can go back, but if I get caught, I will be the first one to give you up. I will say that it was you who gave me advice!" Yoruichi stared at Urahara Kisuke. Urahara Kisuke knew that he couldn't escape, so he could only sigh.

"Okay! Then I'll help you this time! But I want to know what your ultimate goal is!" Urahara Kisuke suddenly became very calm: "I think it's impossible to kill Yamabuki Detou. Let's not talk about whether we have the strength to do it. Killing Yamabuki Detou is equivalent to making an enemy of the entire Soul Society. I think even the Shihouin family can't afford such consequences. Then we can only lower our standards. It seems that you have suffered a loss at his hands. How about I help you give him a good beating and let you vent your anger?"

Ye Yi's eyes lit up: "Okay, it's settled, let's give him a good beating."

Urahara Kisuke's eyes had become extremely clear. He looked at the moon in the sky, as if thinking of a strategy.

This time, my target is someone who is at the top of Soul Society. How can it be so easy to win?

"Got it! For someone of his status, he must value face very much. We can start from this aspect!"

Chapter 262: Playing Hide and Seek with the Cat

"This is not over yet! We must not only consider whether the plan can succeed, but also whether we can get away with it safely. If the other party gets angry and retaliates against us, what can we two ten-year-old children do to resist? Therefore, we must make him lose face, but not embarrass him too much. We must find a good degree. It is best to let him suffer a loss and then laugh it off. I know how powerful you are, Miss Yaichi!" Urahara Kisuke analyzed leisurely.

Ye Yi stared in amazement at the young man in front of her who was the same age as her. All she thought about was how to defeat Yamabuki Ditang and never thought about anything else.

"You've followed him for so long, do you know if he has any special hobbies? We can start from that aspect." asked Kisuke Urahara.

Planning varies from person to person.

It's like the Empty City Plan was useful to Sima Yi, but if the opposing army was led by Xing Daorong, he might have become the first general to capture Zhuge Kongming alive.

Ye Yi pinched his chin and racked his brains, and suddenly an idea flashed on him: "He likes to slack off at work! Is this considered a habit?!"

"Well...is there anything else?" asked Urahara Kisuke.

"I've only been with him for a few days, so naturally I don't know what his preferences are. How about I help you find out?" Ye Yi said.

"No, if you ask directly, he will definitely be suspicious. Never underestimate the enemy's intelligence. We are now at an absolute disadvantage. If we are not careful, all our plans will be scrapped." Urahara Kisuke said: "But we also have advantages."

"Are you sure we have the advantage?" Ye Yi racked his brains but couldn't think of where his advantage was.

"We're children, and that's our greatest advantage. It's easiest to let down your guard when facing a child. You wouldn't be wary of a child younger than you, would you?" Urahara Kisuke's eyes gleamed with wisdom. "For the past few days, take note of Yamabuki Detang's diet and daily routine. Then tell me all this information. I'll figure out the specific plan."

Ye Yi nodded doubtfully.

Right now, Yoruichi has no idea how awesome Urahara Kisuke is. He is just a ten-year-old kid. Most kids at this age would be playing house with their peers, but now he has started figuring out how to play pranks on others.

"Okay, my house is just ahead, you should go back quickly. If you stay here for too long, it might arouse his suspicion." Urahara Kisuke said.

Although Yoruichi didn't understand what Urahara Kisuke was saying at all, she always felt that he looked very awesome!

A moment later, Yoruichi returned home. Yamabuki Ditang was lazily lying on the sofa with a novel in his hand. The others were preparing to go back after cleaning the room.

"Why did you take so long? Were you and your friends planning how to deal with me?" Shanbuki Ditang said to him without raising his head.

Ye Yi was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and said hurriedly with a smile: "How is it possible? How can I work with outsiders to deal with my dear teacher? Are we still training tonight?"

"Of course! You still want to run?" Yamabuki Ditang reached out and grabbed Yoruichi, and the two came to the underground training ground.

Yesterday we played with a cat toy. What should we play with today?

"Yoichi, do you like playing hide-and-seek? Today I will teach you how to play hide-and-seek!" Yamabuki Ditang looked at Yoichi with a smile.

"Hide and seek?" Ye Yi said with a disgusted expression: "I'm not a seven or eight-year-old child anymore. Please, I'm ten years old. How can I still play hide and seek?"

Looking at the impish Yoruichi, Yamabuki Ditang rubbed her head: "I promise you'll like it, why not try it! The rules of the game are simple. One of us will play the ghost, and the other will play the ghost catcher. One will run away while the other will chase. If the ghost is caught, he will receive the corresponding punishment. How about this, I will play the ghost, and if you catch me, I will unconditionally help you complete a task! The same goes for the other side!"

Yoruichi sat down on the ground, twisting his head, "Your instant step is so fast, how can I catch you?"

It seems that she has now accepted the huge gap in strength between herself and Yamabuki Ditang.

"Yeah, let's do this. To increase the difficulty of the game, I'll bring a bell. If the bell rings while I'm running, I lose!" Yamabuki Ditang took out a copper bell from his arms and shook it gently. The bell made a crisp and pleasant sound.

"You lose as long as the bell rings? That's what you said!" Ye Yi jumped up immediately. This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Yamabuki Ditang looked at the little girl in front of him with a smile and said, "It seems you don't know how dangerous this world is."

Yamabuki Ditang tied the bell around his waist and said, "Now turn around and close your eyes and count ten times. After ten times, you can turn around and catch me!"

Ye Yi turned around and closed his eyes, but pricked up his ears and listened carefully to the other person's voice.

The bell will ring if it moves slightly. Ye Yi is very confident in his hearing. No matter how fast Yamabuki Detang moves, it is impossible for him to escape his ears.

But there was dead silence behind him, not a single sound.

"I'm going to start counting! One, two..."

Although Ye Yikou was counting in his mouth, his attention was always on his ears, but there was no sound behind him. Either the other party was standing there motionless, or this bastard turned into a ghost!

"Eight, nine, ten!" Ye Yi counted to the tenth time and turned around hurriedly, only to find Yamabuki Ditang standing not far away, staring at her with a smile.

"Are you so confident that I won't catch you?" Ye Yi was extremely confident in his instant step. He came in front of Yamabuki Ditong in an instant and grabbed Yamabuki Ditong's hair.

Seeing that his hand was about to touch the other person's hair, Ye Yi was secretly delighted in his heart. He let you tie yourself up in a cocoon. There is a bell tied to your body. As long as you move your body slightly, the bell will definitely ring, and you will lose then.

As a result, when a claw came down, the expression on Ye Yi's face froze instantly.

Averted?

what happened?

How did Yamabuki Detang escape?

The opponent's body did not move or dodge at all, and the three of them took the initiative to avoid the opponent's body with their hands.

Ye Yi's scalp tingled and he immediately stepped back.

"What tricks did you use?" Ye Yi stared at Yamabuki Ditang vigilantly.

"Guess? If you can't guess, try harder!" Yamabuki Ditang's favorite thing is to beat up elementary school students.

Punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and step on the Beihai Kindergarten!

This is not just a casual remark.

Ye Yi lowered his body and rushed forward again like a little leopard hunting.

The purpose this time is not to catch Yamabuki Detang, but to see the trajectory of his activities.

Chapter 263: Girl, be willing to accept defeat

The situation was exactly the same as before. Yoruichi's hand was about to touch Yamabuki Detang's body, but the other person's body disappeared in the next instant, as if it did not exist at all. Yoruichi rushed directly past where Yamabuki Detang was standing, but when she turned around, Yamabuki Detang was standing there, looking at her with a smile.

"Are you okay, little cat? Why don't you just surrender?" Yamabuki Ditang stared at Ye Yi with a smile.

"Did you use the power of your Zanpakuto? I heard from my grandfather that your ability seems to be to control space. If that's how you want to play... I'd better admit defeat in advance!" Yoruichi said with a cold face.

Play hide-and-seek using your spatial abilities. Can't you afford to lose?

And the opponent is a ten-year-old girl!

Do you still have any shame?

Yamabuki Ditang raised his hands and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? I don't even have my Zanpakutō in my hand, how can I use its power? That's not a spatial ability, it's just pure speed! It's just that your speed is too slow, so in your eyes, it's like I'm teleporting with spatial power."

Yoruichi was speechless. Yamabuki Detang did not have a Zanpakuto on him. So, did that mean he really couldn't use spatial abilities?

How could a human be that fast?

For the first time, Ye Yi saw the tip of the iceberg of Yamabuki Ditang.

She had always thought that this was just a pervert who liked to torture children, but now he has evolved into a pervert who likes to torture children at an extremely fast speed.

In short, there is no way to get rid of the label of pervert.

"But why isn't the bell on your body ringing?" Ye Yi asked curiously.

"This is actually very simple! As long as I move faster than the bell, the bell will be stationary to me. Have you studied the theory of relativity? Hmm... it seems that this is not how the theory of relativity is used! Have you seen Marvel movies? Quicksilver... well, it seems that the movie will not appear until hundreds of years later! In short, as long as the speed is fast enough, everything is possible. Although instant step does not represent force, speed can determine the distance between you and me." Yamabuki Ditang said.

Ye Yi still couldn't believe that a person's instant step could be so fast.

"Come again!" Ye Yi burst out to his limit in an instant, leaving a shadow behind him, and his little hand grabbed Shanbuki Ditang's face. Shanbuki Ditang saw clearly that this little girl didn't cut her nails. If she scratched her face, it would definitely be very painful!

Yamabuki Detang disappeared from the spot in an instant. It was indeed not because he used any space-related ability, but simply because his speed was fast enough.

Ye Yi missed again and looked a little anxious.

Yamabuki Ditang took out an hourglass and placed it on the ground. "If you can't catch me before the sand runs out, you lose! Then I'll definitely order you to do something extremely shameful! Hehehe! Don't cry!"

"What do you want to do to a beautiful girl like me, you pervert?" Under the stimulation, Yoruichi increased his speed again, but in the eyes of Yamabuki Detang, Yoruichi's movements were like slow motion.

The four basic abilities of the Zanquanzoki Shinigami are all linked to their own spiritual pressure. As long as the spiritual pressure is strong enough, these four abilities will exert more powerful power.

Yamabuki Detang himself didn't know how high his spiritual pressure was now, but it was definitely much stronger than Yoruichi in front of him.

Yoruichi's Shunpo can definitely not be said to be slow. Although she is only ten years old now, she is talented in Shunpo. Even some regular Shinigami may not have such speed.

Ye Yi's mood became more and more anxious. God knows what shameful thing this bastard will order him to do after the sand in the hourglass runs out!

I heard from my grandfather that this is a complete pervert!

Suddenly, Ye Yi leaned over, grabbed a handful of sand on the ground, and threw it towards Shanchui Ditang. He had said before that as long as the bell rang slightly, he would lose. As long as a piece of sand on the ground could hit the bell and make it make a little sound, he would win.

"Good idea! Deserves praise!"

The Yamabuki Ditang who was originally in front of him had disappeared, and the voice came from behind Ye Yi. Ye Yi was so scared that he almost exploded, and immediately turned around and took two steps back.

The gap between the two sides was too big. Ye Yi glanced at the hourglass next to him. There was only a little sand left in it. In a few seconds at most, the sand would leak out, and then he would lose!

"One of the binding techniques is blocking!" Ye Yi suddenly used the binding technique. Yamabuki Ditang could clearly feel that his hands and feet were slightly restrained. Ye Yi took advantage of this moment of gap and flew over. Success or failure depended on this one move.

Yamabuki Ditang looked at the little girl lovingly.

"puff!"

Ye Yi threw himself into Yamabuki Ditang's arms.

"Hahaha! We win!" Ye Yi was overjoyed.

But soon, the joy of victory was dampened by a bucket of cold water, because she found that what she had grabbed was just a piece of clothing, and the real Yamabuki Ditang was looking at her with a smile not far away.

"The footwork of the Shihouin family, Kuchan! Your grandfather taught me that. What do you think? Are you surprised? Are you unexpected?" Yamabuki Ditang stared at Yoruichi with a wicked smile on his face.

Ye Yi looked at Yamabuki Ditang warily: "What are you doing? Don't come over here! Believe it or not, I'll call for help!"

"Scream! No one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out!" Yamabuki Ditang instantly appeared in front of Ye Yi and grabbed her little hand: "The first thing I want you to do..."

Ye Yi now swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Cut my fingernails quickly! It would hurt so much if I scratched someone!" Yamabuki Ditang said with a look of disgust.

"No! I saved this with great difficulty! Absolutely not!" Ye Yi twisted his body and struggled frantically, but was suppressed by Yamabuki Ditang with one hand.