In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Amidst Yoruichi's screams, Yamabuki Detang grabbed Yoruichi's fingers with one hand and used a nail clipper with the other, cutting off all the nails that the girl had worked so hard to grow.

Now it looks much more comfortable!

Ye Yi was furious and stared at Shan Chui Ditang fiercely.

"Is it my turn to be a ghost next? If you are caught by me, I will shave off all your hair." Ye Yi has made up his mind to avenge his nails.

"Okay! I'm going to start counting down now. By the way, don't bring this bell, otherwise you won't be able to hold on for even a second!" Yamabuki Ditang closed his eyes and began counting.

Ye Yi's brain was working rapidly. This hourglass would take about three minutes to run. In terms of speed, he was definitely no match for Yamabuki Ditang. In other words, he had to find a secluded place to hide. As long as three minutes passed, he could shave his hair off and avenge his lovely nails!

Chapter 264: What’s wrong with men being perverted?

The underground training ground looked bare, with few Tibetans.

Yamabuki Ditang counted to ten slowly, and when he turned around, he found that the little girl was gone.

"Ouch? Where did you go?" Yamabuki Detang pretended to be surprised and looked around, but in fact he had already clearly located Yoruichi's position through the perception of spiritual pressure.

The little girl dug a hole in ten seconds and hid underneath, hoping to survive until the three minutes were over.

"Yeyi, the teacher will teach you a truth now. All the problems in this world come from insufficient firepower! As long as there is enough firepower, there will be no unsolvable problems in this world!" Yamabuki Ditang jumped into the air with his feet in a classic style, pinching his orchid fingers with both hands, and his fingertips flashed with fluorescent light!

"Infinite virtual flash!"

"Boom boom boom boom boom!!!"

The underground training ground beneath their feet instantly turned into a battlefield, the sky darkened with explosions, dust billowing everywhere. In ten seconds, how big a hole could a little girl dig in the ground? In an instant, Yoruichi was blown away by the shockwave of the explosion!

"You're such a scoundrel!!!" Ye Yi's screams echoed in the underground training ground.

Yamabuki Ditang appeared behind Yoruichi in an instant, reached out and grabbed Yoruichi's wrist and lifted her up.

"You lost again!" Yamabuki Ditang said with an evil smile: "Should we do something fun next?"

"You...what do you want to do? I tell you not to do anything rash. I'm not an adult yet!" Ye Yi said guiltily.

"Actually, we can do this regardless of whether we are adults or not!" Yamabuki Ditang grabbed Yoichi's neck like holding a kitten. Yoichi stared at Yamabuki Ditang tremblingly.

Yamabuki Detang suddenly exerted force on his hands and threw Ye Yi directly into the hot spring not far away.

"You're covered in dirt! Give me a good bath!" Shanchui Ditang dusted himself off. "My second task for you is to trim your toenails when you get back. I'll be checking them later!"

Ye Yi was like a drowned cat, quickly shaking off the water on his body. You bastard, just wait for me.

Take a bath in the hot spring and feel refreshed!

Yoruichi was running back and forth naked on the corridor floor.

You are really worthy of being like this. This bold temperament has been displayed since childhood.

Unohana hurriedly took out her pajamas and wrapped them around Yoruichi.

This thrilling night passed just like that.

Early the next morning, Ye Yi got out of bed in a daze, only to find that he was the only one left in the room.

"Huh? Why are they both going to work so early today?" Ye Yi walked to the table with sleepy eyes and found that breakfast was left for her on the table.

But these are not the most important things. The most important thing is that the clock on the wall shows that it is nine thirty.

That is to say...

“I’m late for school!!!”

And so, a new day begins.

Yesterday, I was tricked by Kisuke Urahara and performed a scene of beating a classmate in front of the teacher.

If I'm late for school today, I don't have to think about how the teacher will look at me. I didn't even bother to eat breakfast and rushed to school as fast as I could.

Quietly arriving at his classroom, Ye Yi discovered that all the other students were sitting quietly in their seats, but the teacher was not there.

Ye Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Great!"

"Is it really that good to be two hours late?" The teacher's voice suddenly came from behind Ye Yi. Ye Yi turned his head stiffly and looked at his teacher.

"And didn't I tell you yesterday? I asked you to call your parents over. Where are your parents?" the teacher asked.

"Teacher, you have to listen to my explanation. What happened yesterday was just a misunderstanding, really just a misunderstanding. Urahara Kisuke, please explain things clearly as soon as possible!" Yoruichi shouted at Urahara.

Urahara Kisuke raised his hand and said, "Teacher, the wound on my nose has healed. Please don't make things difficult for Shikagami Kaede-san."

Yoruichi turned around and stared at Urahara Kisuke fiercely, "When you say that, I make myself look like a bad person!"

"Hmph, since Urahara-san doesn't care anymore, I won't pursue it either. Remember, no more fighting in school." The teacher was actually still quite wary of Yoichi's identity as the eldest daughter of a noble family. In fact, he also knew that even calling the parents would not solve the problem.

Yoruichi finally breathed a sigh of relief and returned to his seat.

Because he hadn't eaten anything in the morning and had run all the way here, Ye Yi's stomach was rumbling with hunger. He lay listlessly on the table waiting for lunch time.

"How's your intelligence gathering going? Is there anything useful?" Kisuke Urahara asked in a low voice.

"Of course! After my desperate attempts, I found that his instant step is very fast!" Ye Yi said with a proud look on his face.

"Then... do you know what his weaknesses are?" Urahara Kisuke had a headache on his face. Standing at the pinnacle of tens of thousands of Shinigami, he said, "Of course I know he's strong in every way. What's the point of you saying that, Miss? I asked you to find out his weaknesses!"

Yoruichi pinched his chin and thought for a moment before saying seriously, "I don't think he has any weaknesses. He's as strong as a pervert!"

Urahara Kisuke lay on the table with a helpless look on his face.

But on second thought, it's not Yoruichi's fault. If the chief of staff of the Gotei 13 had his weakness seen through by a child, then the Soul Society would be in real danger.

"Or I think we should just forget it. We don't have any chance of winning in a head-on confrontation." Urahara Kisuke said calmly. The two sides were simply not of the same size, so this couldn't be called a battle from the beginning.

"But I don't accept it! Look at my hands! That bastard actually abused me!" Ye Yi stretched out her little hand.

Urahara Kisuke looked confused: "What happened to your hand? How did he abuse you? Did he poke your nails with a needle? Or did he use a bamboo stick with thorns to pierce your palm?"

Ye Yi looked at him with disdain: "I originally thought that Yamabuki Ditang was already very perverted, but I didn't expect you to be even more perverted than him! He cut my nails! Do you know what nails mean to a girl?"

Urahara Kisuke couldn't help rolling his eyes. It turned out that girls' thinking was completely different from men's.

"Since you still want revenge, please find out the opponent's weakness. Any conspiracy or trick is nothing in the face of absolute strength. However, now, absolute strength is standing against us. And we only have one chance. If you can't find his weakness, we can only end this plan." Urahara Kisuke said calmly.

"I know! I will definitely find his weakness! I don't believe that he has nothing to be afraid of!" Ye Yi slammed the table hard, and the students around him shrank their necks in fear. He was still the teacher, gritting his teeth, holding a handful of chalk, and with a flick of his hand, threw it directly on Ye Yi's head.

"Shihouin Yoruichi, get out and stand there as punishment!"

Chapter 265: Your Weakness Exposed

It's not easy to find a person's weaknesses, especially someone like Yamabuki Detang.

It was already dusk when Ye Yi got out of school, and he staggered back to Yamabuki Detang's house.

It turned out that Yamabuki Ditang had gone home early.

"Aren't you still off work at this time? Why are you back so early today?" Ye Yi asked curiously.

"This is privilege! Do you understand? The boss can leave the company at any time, but the employees can only sit there and work obediently!" Yamabuki Ditang said with a proud look on his face. At this time, he was feeding the wild cats in the yard.

At some point, wild cats often appeared in his yard. Since both of them had to go to work and had no extra energy to raise these cats, Yamabuki Detang would only cut some strips of meat for these cats to eat in his spare time.

Cats are very smart. Once you feed it, it will remember you. As long as it is hungry, these kittens will come over and meow, and Yamabuki Detang will also take the opportunity to pet the cat.

Of course, these kittens will not eat for free, and often give Yamabuki Detang some gifts.

For example, today, a calico cat held a huge mouse in its mouth and placed it in front of Yamabuki Deitao, looking at Yamabuki Deitao with pride.

Although Ye Yi is a girl, she is not afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants at all. She holds the small wooden stick in her hand and gently pokes the dead mouse.

"Why do cats like to eat mice? Is it because mouse meat tastes better?" Ye Yi asked.

"If you like, you can try it and then write a summary." Yamabuki Ditang reached out and poked Ye Yi's head.

It turns out that there is more than one cat that came to give gifts today.

After a while, another cow cat came running over with a frog in its mouth.

Yamabuki Ditang could only let the frog go with a wry smile, then reached out and rubbed the cat's head.

Suddenly, several wild cats made alert calls. Ye Yi looked in the direction of the sound and found a twenty-centimeter-long centipede walking around in the grass.

Yaichi had no fear of these things. He stretched out two fingers and picked up the centipede and handed it to Yamabuki Ditang.

"I've heard before that centipedes coated with breadcrumbs and fried in oil are very fragrant. Would you like to try it?" Ye Yi casually placed the centipede in Yamabuki Detang's hand.

Yamabuki Ditang's face suddenly turned green, and a very bad memory appeared in his mind.

"boom!!!!!"

Before Ye Yi could react, a silver flash of light with the centipede streaked across the sky and turned into brilliant fireworks in the dusk.

Yamabuki Detang was bitten by a centipede when he was a child, which left him with a lifelong shadow. When he just learned how to transform into a hollow, he was very emotionally unstable, so the old man Ni Gu Cai Zang got thousands of centipedes and threw them into the underground training ground to make trouble for him!

That's definitely a shadow within a shadow!

This fear has been engraved in my soul! I will never forget it in my life!

Ye Yi was completely stunned. What was going on? Such a big reaction!

The flash of light that flew into the sky exploded like a brilliant firework in full bloom!

"Swish swish swish swish!"

The secret mobile personnel who were secretly responsible for protecting Yamabuki Detang appeared in every corner in an instant. They didn't know what had happened, but they could only feel that Yamabuki Detang's spiritual pressure had fluctuated violently in the previous moment!

"Chief of Staff, are you okay?" a team leader of the secret mobile team asked cautiously.

"No...it's okay!" Yamabuki Ditang reached out and wiped the sweat from his forehead, which scared me!

After confirming that it was a false alarm, these members of the secret mobile team were once again led into the darkness.

The purpose of their existence is not to protect Yamabuki Detang, but to wake him up.

After all, even tigers have to take naps. If Shan Chui Di Tang lets down his guard every day and there are assassins trying to kill him, these members of the Secret Mobile Department will not hesitate to use their lives to give him a warning. This is the meaning of their existence.

Just as Yamabuki Ditang was taking a deep breath, Yoruichi had a smirk on his face: "My dear teacher, you are not afraid of little bugs like centipedes, are you? Centipedes are so cute with so many legs. How can you be afraid of centipedes? This doesn't fit your invincible image!"

Yamabuki Ditang's eyes twitched wildly, this damn girl!

"Teacher, how about we have fried centipedes for dinner? Centipedes are so cute, of course we should eat them! But they would be even cuter when they were alive and huddled together in balls! If you reach out to grab them, these centipedes will crawl up your arms, slowly crawl into your clothes, and then along your nose and mouth..." Before Ye Yi could finish his words, Yamabuki Ditang came over with a smile on his face.

"Girl, do you know what Zhu Yan Xie is?" Yamabuki Ditang had an indescribable sense of oppression on his body.

"No...I don't know!" Ye Yi looked at his teacher with cold sweat.

"I also hope you don't know! I hope you never know! If you dare to play these little tricks on me again..." Yamabuki Ditang flicked Yoruichi's head hard: "Let's go, it's time to eat!"

Looking at Yamabuki Detang's back, Yoruichi smiled adorably: "Of course I won't play these tricks on you, but I may not be so sure about others! Urahara, I risked my life to help you find out his weakness, the rest depends on you."

As a result, during dinner, Ye Yi looked at the food in front of him and looked up in despair.

"White rice with rice! What genius can come up with such a perfect combination? There is obviously meat in it, I saw it!" Ye Yi shouted.

"You have no part! I'll teach you a lesson!" Shanchui Ditang's heart was still beating wildly.

"Stingy!" Ye Yi muttered softly and ate the white rice ravenously.

"I want to go home after dinner!" Ye Yi said suddenly.

"Okay! Do you want me to take you there?"

"No need." Ye Yi finished the rice in the bowl in a few bites and ran out like a madman.

Find Urahara Kisuke as quickly as possible.

As soon as Urahara Kisuke saw Yoruichi, he covered half of his face with his fan and said with a smile, "Have you found the opponent's weakness?"

"How do you know that before I even tell you?" Ye Yi was amazed.

"There was such a loud noise in the sky just now, and I'm not deaf. What I want to know more is what could have made the chief of staff of the Gotei 13 lose his composure in an instant?" asked Urahara Kisuke.

Yoruichi directly pulled out a still-twitching centipede from his pocket.

"It's this thing! I really can't understand why he is afraid of me even though I'm not afraid of him!" Ye Yi was a little confused.

Urahara Kisuke said, "There's nothing to be confused about. Everyone has their own weaknesses, that's why they are called human. You are the same, and so am I. Now that we know his weakness, we can use it to set a trap."

Chapter 266: Who says a -year-old doesn’t like young girls?

Hot summer.