We keep getting divorced

A deer immediately agreed: "yes, yes! Dad was punished enough by her last night. Oh, you see, he still has backache! "

That pretentious performance, the corners of my mouth still hide a bad snicker. At a glance, I saw what the most dirty man in the world was thinking.

Little sning blinked and asked innocently, "Dad, how did she punish you last night?"

A deer smiled: "do you want to know?"

Xiao sining nodded desperately, very curious;

Wang Ma Snickers behind her;

I was worried that the bastard would talk nonsense to the child. In a moment of panic, I blurted out and answered first: "aunt spanked him! Those who don't obey will be spanked, adults and children alike. "

I thought my prevarication was perfect. In the child's mind, don't you have to be spanked for making mistakes?

But Xiao sining was confused. He blinked at me and his father, and asked naively:

"Aunt, are you a man?"

The mindless question stunned me, "this... How do you say that?"

"Do you have a golden cudgel?"

"Nani?"

I opened my eyes and still couldn't slow down, but baby's father began to laugh.

"How can you spank my father without a golden cudgel?" Xiaomengwa also came to her strength. She seemed to recognize that I was lying and explained surprisingly, "Dad said that boys have a golden cudgel and can't be spanked. Only girls can be spanked and spanked by a golden cudgel when they grow up."

I'm stunned!!

Gold, hoop, rod?? It can't be... What is it?

what the hell!! Is there such a way to educate children?!! Wonderful, wonderful!

Who knows more wonderful things are still behind

A deer nodded with a smile, squatted in front of the child and said with a bad smile: "yes, but your aunt has a spell to turn dad's golden cudgel into stick ice. It's powerless."

Popsicle? That soft thing?

The child's father, can you stain again?!

Yes!

"Dad, what did she spank you with? Does she really have a golden cudgel? " Xiao sining pointed to me and asked innocently, "but didn't you say that girls don't have a golden cudgel? Only boys have it. Xiao sining's golden cudgel should grow up slowly, right? "

I heard a cold sweat

Imagine that you have a dirty husband in your family. Will you always be wary of his communication with your children?

"But girls have meteor hammers! And two! " Lu Jinyu pretended to be naive and smiled, "well, your aunt's is more powerful. Her two are not meteor hammers. They are Li Yuanba's golden hammers for beating drums and urn!"

Wipe!

I can't listen anymore. I'm not a little embarrassed. I quickly turned around and turned my back to them

Mrs. Wang at the door couldn't listen any more. She said she would go home to make breakfast first and hurried away with a smile.

The child is still in his thinking world!

Why don't you blink your eyes in Xiaoyi, Tang Dynasty

With that, Xiao sining walked up to me, blinked and stared at me, and asked, "aunt, let me see your urn gold hammer, OK? Hey, hey, I want to see how powerful it is. "

Embarrassed, that's special... How to answer!

Weak and weak looked back at Lu Jinyu and asked him for help, but the goods smiled and looked like a good play, and there was no meaning to save the scene at all.

I'm angry!

But it can't happen in front of children. What should I do?

On an idea, I changed the topic, smiled and asked the child, "why is Li Yuanba ranked first? Has Xiao sining heard the story of romance of Sui and Tang Dynasties? "

"Well, at home, Grandpa liked to tell me the romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties best. Li Yuanba's urn gold hammer is infinitely powerful, which is as powerful as Sun Wukong's golden cudgel. "

"But the golden cudgel only hits monsters and bad guys, but Li Yuanba is different. He..."

Hurriedly distracted my thoughts, but before I finished, I was interrupted by the child, "no, no!"

Xiao sining pointed to Lu Jinyu behind me and said to me with a serious face: "Dad's golden cudgel only hit my mother. This guy said that he used to beat his mother's ass too much before beating his mother away. No... don't want us."

"..." I, eyes, stare, mouth, stunned!

What's this, dad?!

"But grandpa said that boys should be nice to girls and asked me not to learn from this guy, otherwise when I grow up, I may be as single as him at an age!" Xiao sining glanced at Lu Jinyu behind him and said sarcastically.

Grandpa was more reliable. I couldn't help laughing for a moment.

Lu Jinyu was so angry that she rushed over and shouted at the child, "Hey! Who's single?! Didn't I get my wife back? "

Xiaomeng gave him a white look and muttered, "she killed even the golden cudgel? It's good to say it's your wife? "

what the hell!!

It's really childish! Laugh to death!!

"Hahaha... You've done evil... You can't live!!" I really couldn't help laughing. It made a man turn his horse upside down!

She was ridiculed by her mother and son. Lu Jinyu had never been so embarrassed in her life. She yelled at me angrily: "laugh at you dead head?! Laugh again and drag you to the room to spank!! Hum, whether you are in a special period or not! "

His stomach cramps, I will laugh quickly.

Xiaomeng looked at him with a puzzled face and asked very seriously, "Dad, your golden cudgel is back?"

Lu Jinyu did not look at him, but still stared at me angrily, and replied in a Yin voice, "yes, I'm back! Hum, as soon as I saw her dead, the big stick came back! "

"Yeah, yeah!!" Xiaomeng jumped up. "The golden cudgel is back. You can spank! Dad, I want to see you spank her! "

The words fell, and my laughter stopped suddenly

He looked at Mengbao with an ignorant face and thought, are you a crayon Xiaoxin attachment?

Lu Jinyu smiled coldly at me and threatened fiercely: "smile! Let you laugh at me again?! Believe it or not, I'll show my children the power of the golden cudgel? "

"Yeah, yeah!!" Meng wa was more excited and smiled so brightly.

The innocence of that face made me sure that he was still in the child's thinking world and did not understand the "pollution" of the adult world!

So I was flustered. I quickly stood straight, felt guilty, lowered my head and took the initiative to admit my mistake: "I'm wrong, please don't punish!"

"Know you're wrong?!"

"Uh huh." Nod desperately.

"Hum, I'll write this down for you. After a few days, I'll see if I can punish you!"

"..." I was speechless.

Xiao sining interrupted: "why wait a few days? Dad, didn't you say? If you do something wrong, you will be punished immediately! "

Lu Jinyu gave me a hard look, turned to his son, smiled gently, pretended to whisper, "she has an urn of gold hammer these days. Let's avoid the limelight first, right?"

"But... But I just want to see who is more powerful, the urn, the golden hammer and the golden cudgel!" The child is in a hurry.

I can't cry or laugh. My mind shuttles back and forth in the world of children and adults. I can't calm down and communicate with my baby at all.

Lu Jinyu was not flustered at all and guided step by step: "Xiao sining wants to know that he should have a good meal. Only when Xiao sining is twelve years old can he grow up quickly. His father will tell you which is powerful and how?"

I can finally breathe a deep sigh of relief. The goods finally stop talking nonsense.

But on second thought, no! Sex education at the age of 12?

"Hey, is it too early to be twelve?" I leaned over and whispered in his ear.

"It's not early. I know everything when I'm twelve!" Lu Jinyu answered quietly.

Surprise!

what the hell!!

No wonder Su Yue wants to say that his harem is 3000. This product is not generally precocious!

"Really? Can't... can't it be earlier? " Xiao sining tooted his mouth and asked weakly.

"Er... Well, ask her!" Lu Jinyu pretended to be meditative and smiled at me.

I'm stupid!

I wonder if he is helping me or digging a hole for me. It's a good thing to give me the initiative, but I'm so stupid that I can't think of how to respond at a time!

I was a little flustered when I saw that Xiao sining glanced at me and still tooted his mouth and stopped asking.

He had to beat his swollen face to be fat, patted his chest and said, "no problem! Wrap it on your aunt! "

Xiao sining was surprised and looked at me in surprise.

Lu Jinyu took the opportunity to echo: "yes! It's up to her, because she's a good friend of Princess Ariel! "

A mindless sentence made me more confused. What's the matter with Princess Ariel?

Lu Jinyu took the opportunity to wink at me

Fortunately, my mother is not too stupid. She suddenly realized that Xiao sining should be a fan of Mermaid Ariel. Her father is giving me a hint!

With a deep breath, I pretended to smile mysteriously and patted Xiao sining's small hand, "Xiao sining is good! I'll have breakfast later. Today, my aunt takes you to Disney. What do you want to know? Let Princess Ariel tell you all, okay? "

In the end, his father whispered in my ear, "Hey, where's Disney from New Zealand? You hick! "

I was in a hurry to take back what I had just said, so I had to tell a lie: "Oh, by the way, Princess Ariel is not in Disney today, but in greenlodge! After dinner, my aunt will take you to the tree house in Lord of the rings town to find Ariel, okay? "

The little guy blinked his long eyelashes and asked, "aunt, are you really good friends with Princess Ariel?"

"Of course! My aunt's magic is taught by Princess Ariel. She is too busy to play with good children, so let me punish bad adults who are bad to children! "

As soon as I answered, I began to feel uneasy. Why should I mention magic?

What if xiaomengbao asks me to perform the so-called "magic" in front of him, especially to show me how to turn his father's "golden cudgel" into "stick ice"?

Don't you dig a hole for yourself?

But the little guy's interest seems to have shifted, not at this point