We keep getting divorced

I saw Xiaomeng wa inexplicably excited, grabbed the corner of my clothes and said shyly:

"Well... Aunt, can you tell Princess Ariel not to marry Prince Eric?"

I was surprised, "why?"

"..." xiaomengbao was shy and nervous.

The baby's father was laughing.

I couldn't help being more ignorant. Could it be that this guy deliberately threw out a Princess Ariel, not to help me, but to dig a hole for me?

The little guy frowned and stammered, "because... Prince Eric is so stupid that he doesn't know Princess Ariel and treats that bad witch Ursula as a princess. I hate him!"

Lu Jinyu pretended to be surprised and asked very seriously, "but didn't he protect Ariel in the end? And killed the bad witch. Isn't Prince Eric brave? "

"Then he was cheated by the old witch and made Princess Ariel sad. Anyway, I just don't like Prince Eric. Grandma said, "men who are easy to be cheated by old witches are cowards!" The little guy said angrily.

After listening, I took another breath

Nima, this grandmother is really wonderful. Can you teach children something about positive energy?

But on second thought, she was right! Men can't be easily cheated by women. Why don't you say this sentence is not positive energy?

what the hell!

This grandmother is by no means a fuel-efficient lamp. She is always powerful!

"Hello! Don't move. That's what grandma said, okay? Your grandmother's words are sacred?! Can a man have his own thoughts and opinions? " Lu Jinyu gave him a white look and didn't have a good airway.

"Dad, what is the edict?"

"The imperial edict is..." a deer didn't know how to answer for a while.

I took the opportunity to round the stage and followed the guidance: "Xiao sining, in fact, your grandmother is right. Only cowards can be deceived by bad people. But brave people are not born brave. They may have made mistakes and been cheated by bad people before. As long as they know their mistakes and can correct them, they are brave people. Like your father, do you think he's a coward? "

I think my words are very wise, which not only preserves the image of grandma wonderful, but also affirms that her words are true; It gives the child full of positive energy!

Hey, I'm really a wise mother!

Being proud, the little guy smiled brightly and said, "my father is the bravest. He can beat monsters. None of them can run away!"

Nima, I'm stunned again. I don't understand children's thinking

How did a monster come out? God horse situation?

Hearing this sentence, a scum deer sat down on the sofa, smiled proudly and boasted: "that's! Your father told me to surf the Internet and roam the Jianghu. There is no monster I can't fight! "

I suddenly realized that this goods is a dandy addicted to online games!

I was too lazy to talk to him and couldn't let him teach bad children. I took the opportunity to enlighten Xiao sining

"But your father also made a mistake. He didn't go home last night and didn't accompany Xiao sining. He yelled at you just now. That's his fault. Last night, my aunt received the order from Princess Ariel to punish your father. He deeply realized his mistakes and was going to take you to greenlodge with my aunt today. In the future, I will sleep with Xiao sining every night. This is that he can correct his mistakes, so he is a brave man now, isn't he? "

Xiaomeng was successfully "hypnotized" by me and nodded blankly.

I took advantage of the victory and took his hand to the door. "Now go to breakfast with my aunt and let's start after eating, okay?"

"Can I really see Princess Ariel?" The little darling blinked his cute eyes and brushed a trace of shyness on his face.

My eyes turned and nodded.

It's a big deal to invite an actor to play Ariel and communicate the "script" in advance.

"Then I have to go home and prepare!" The little cute baby scratched her head and said with a embarrassed smile, "aunt, you said I would wear a suit to see her, okay?"

I was stunned, "do you have to wear a suit? Why? "

"Oh, don't you understand? People... People want to propose to Princess Ariel! " Little shy said, blushing.

"I'll go! You asked me to persuade Princess Ariel not to marry Eric. It was your boy who wanted to marry her? " I suddenly realized the truth.

The boy has made so many bedding to snatch Princess Ariel from Prince Eric? You have this idea before you're three?

I took a dark look at the baby's father. I have to say that heredity is strong!

"Oh, you promised me! Don't go back! " Xiaomeng looks serious.

Me: "

"Aunt, just help me!" The little guy coquettishly said to me, "I don't want to be like my father. I'm such an adult and still single?"

I feel awkward.

A deer frowned: "can you not mention the three words of being single?"

Meng wa threw out her tongue and made a face at him!

Lu Jinyu got up, came over, put her arms around my shoulder, and said to Meng wa with a serious face: "ah, I'll officially tell you today that Su Xiaowan is your mother and my wife! Don't think about it in the future. Your boy, remember it for me? "

"But grandma said she was not a wife, but a witch!" Little Meng wa said, glancing at me secretly, bowed her head and said weakly, "she's just... A good witch!"

Although the last sentence was as quiet as a mosquito, I was still happy. It seems that my efforts were not in vain. The little guy didn't have a bad impression of me.

"Xiao sining is right! Aunt is a good witch, a friend of Princess Ariel, not your father's wife. So if you want to marry Ariel, you must be good friends with me! "

I'm not as anxious as his father. I thought this was a good start. I have to take my time.

"Of course! We are already good friends, aren't we? " Xiaomeng gave me a brilliant smile and said, "let's go! My aunt came home with me and helped me choose a handsome suit. By the way, do you say black or white? What color does Princess Ariel like? "

In this way, my son and I initially established a friendship, and he took me home to be a modeling instructor.

Thank Princess Ariel, thank Prince Eric!

Thanks, baby Dad!

??????

When I came to Xiao sining's room, I was surprised to find that the boy's wardrobe was bigger than mine, and his clothes were much more than mine. They were all international famous brands. I didn't even know many trademarks.

As soon as you look at the style and texture, you know that the price is not cheap. None of them is lower than four figures.

what the hell!

No wonder this boy wants to marry Princess Ariel. He seems to be the life of a little prince!

My modeling instructor is completely short title. Xiao sining's suit is very fashionable and beautiful. However, due to his sincere request, I pretended to compare several sets and chose a beige suit for him.

Xiao sining was very satisfied, but a deer came to "stir shit" and denied it.

"Go out and wear a suit? Are you earthy? Aren't you afraid of being laughed at? Are you a hick? " A deer retorted without shame and took out three sets of parent-child clothes.

Throw me the female suit and command, "you! Go next door and change! "

Let me have a look, huh! It's beautiful and fashionable.

"Dad, I'm not a hick. Grandma says misslu is a hick!" Although Meng wa didn't dare to resist the purpose, she also had to explain her grievance.

I was surprised again. Who is misslu?

Nima, I said baby milk. What do you teach your grandson all day?

"Your grandmother is jealous of her. Misslu is a big star. How can she be a hick?" Lu Jinyu explained while changing Mengwa's clothes.

If I knew Miss Lu was su Suzi at this time, I was afraid I would be very surprised. Wasn't Lu Jinyu very Su Zi before? Why does Mao still praise her now?

"Dad, what is jealousy?"

"Jealousy is..." said a deer. He looked at the beads, took care of it, pointed to me and said to Meng wa complacently, "last time you said in front of her that you wanted Fang Xiaoqian to be your mother, remember this?"

Xiao sining nodded.

"She was sad at that time. Later, she spoke ill of Fang Xiaoqian in front of her father and asked me not to marry her. Her psychology is jealousy, okay? "

I was in a hurry, "Hello! When did I speak ill of Fang Xiaoqian? By the way, who is Fang Xiaoqian? "

For a moment, he couldn't help but burst into foul language. He claimed to be his mother and immediately startled Mengbao!

"Oh! I see. You are a bad witch. Grandma said that only bad women will say they are my mother! " Meng Bao stared at me angrily.

It's over. The glorious human design that was finally established collapsed in an instant!

"Er..." I was speechless, my eyes turned, and desperately asked his father for help.

But the goods pretended to shrug helplessly. It was like saying: is it true now? Do you think mom is so easy to be?

Meng Bao was even more angry when he saw that I was sprayed. Pointing to me, he angrily exposed: "it was you who said bad things about Aunt Xiaoqian in front of my father that made her unable to be my mother. You... You are a bad person!"

I want to cry without tears, the corners of my mouth pull down, full of grievances.

I don't understand why his father was so slandered by Mao that he finally established a preliminary relationship with his son and was separated by him in one sentence?

At this time, a deer came to round the field!

"But dad thinks she didn't do anything wrong. She's not a bad person." Lu Jinyu turned to smile and asked Mengwa, "do you know why she is jealous?"

Xiao sining shook his head with a confused face.

"Because she loves her father and Xiao sining more than aunt Xiaoqian. Only she is qualified to be your father's wife and your mother. So she can't let Xiao sining choose the wrong mother, okay? " Lu Jinyu followed the induction.

"But... But it's wrong for her to speak ill of others in front of you!" Xiao sining tooted his mouth to defend.

"What about you? Didn't you speak ill of Prince Eric just now? " Lu Jinyu deliberately winked at him and asked.

"..." Meng wa was stunned, and then her face showed shame.