Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Li Yuan saw Dali's unseen look on his face, and smiled slightly: "Eat! Of course I did! Let me tell you, I ate dumplings for Chinese New Year one year. Two teeth!"

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The first half of Li Yuan's sentence was really real, and then the second half of the sentence was added, and the effect was very strong. Zhuge Dali laughed directly: "Are you eating steel or bricks!"

"Xiao Yuan'er's teeth are good enough, I only lost two of them, and I still wear dentures!"

Mr. Huang continued to say, Zhuge Dali was a little stunned, and looked over subconsciously: "Mr. Huang, you"

, "Dali really believed it, it's okay, just kidding!"

Teacher He explained: "It's not that exaggerated, if you eat a steel scorpion, you will react immediately!"

"If you are in a hurry, will you swallow it directly?"

Zhuge Dali was still a little worried.

"Don't worry about spending money, we'll put a dime in steel later, and it won't hurt to swallow it!"

Xiao Yueyue also began to joke: "Besides, even if you swallow the money, you won't lose it, and you can return it to the original owner tomorrow!"

Zhuge Dali's expression changed.

"Yue Yue, you are enough! Why are you so disgusting, or you pay the money, and you will find it tomorrow!"

Huang Lei directly condemned Xiao Yueyue's expression.

The one-day tour of the steel rod is similar to that of enoki mushrooms. It is necessary to come here. Indeed, it does affect everyone's appetite a bit.

The dumplings are no longer delicious! Five people and 5 servings of dumplings are actually quite easy to wrap, but everyone is chatting while wrapping, and then stops the progress from time to time, and before you know it, the sky outside has become a lot darker. .

[-] dumplings are definitely rich, but they are prepared. In case some people suddenly become overwhelmed, they can eat more! Besides, these dumplings can be processed again tomorrow! It will not be wasted! Of course, we will have dinner again. How simple it is, it also needs some side dishes. Before everyone went out to the ground to put water, didn’t they pick up a lot of them! Peanuts, cold tomatoes, cucumbers, pickled radish strips, and sauce beef that director Wang Zheng applied for, okay, the show The group also presented a roast chicken as a friendly gift, all of these......all are in place one after another.

When night falls, under the light of the pergola, the table is full of small cold dishes, and the wrapped dumplings must be the last to cook in the pot. Five people sit around.

After a rain, it's much cooler! "Come! Today, our first sip of wine, welcome Yue Yue to our mushroom house. Come, come, let's toast!"

Huang Lei took the lead and began to enter the state.

Everyone raised their glasses one by one, and Xiao Yueyue gulped down a sip of wine, suddenly sticking out his tongue and feeling a little spicy. Speaking of which, he really seldom drinks like this.

For example, among the brothers and sisters of Deyun Club, there are many people who like wine. In their spare time, they gather together with friends and exchange cups. In fact, it is also a way to relax.

If others don't talk about it, just talk about old Yu Qian.

Among the three hobbies mentioned, drinking is... an essential one.

But Xiaoyueyue doesn't belong to this category. In other words, Xiaoyueyue's hobby is... his wife and children are hot on the kang head, and they go home after work. Basically, they rarely give him another shout.

Everyone in Deyun Club knows about this, but sometimes when everyone gets together, they just want to call him out.

But since the birth of Xiaoyueyue's second daughter, the situation has taken a turn for the worse, and it is no longer easy to come out once every ten times.

Every time I call Xiaoyueyue, Xiaoyueyue's speech is the same: ah! I really don't want to go, you can play! I can't do it! The second child is too young! That's the reason, so far , It has been said for more than two years! People who know him know that he is talking about the second daughter, but those who don't know him think that others have invited him to some informal place. He feels that the second child is too young and has a little inferiority However, when I arrived at the mushroom house today, it would be equivalent to being on a pirate ship. There were Mr. Huang, Mr. He, and two seniors persuading them to drink, and then Li Yuan was still beside him: beating the side drums.

Before I knew it, I had already had a glass of wine, and I was really drunk! "How do you feel today Yue Yue?"

Huang Lei took the teapot, and in the second round, he was about to do his best as a landlord, and began to pour wine into everyone's cups, and he did not forget to ask a question.

"Um"

Xiao Yueyue's face was already flushed, but he still pondered for a moment: "To be honest, I feel that my luck is really bad, I originally wanted to come here to break corn and show off my skills well, who knows that Ying is useless. !"

"Oh"

Teacher He was immediately amused: "Yue Yue, we only have a few dishes now, and it's floating now. Also, isn't it a bit early to say this! Let's give you brother Yue a look at the weather tomorrow!"

Li Yuan subconsciously raised his head and glanced at it, and then started throwing bricks to attract jade, "Brother Yue, how do you feel when you look at the night sky?"

"Well, there are a lot of stars, and then did our tent get stolen?"

Xiao Yueyue still remembers this joke, after all, she will definitely use it in her cross talk works in the future, but she still poses as a rhinoceros looking at the moon.

Li Yuan also maintained a posture of looking at the night sky. After the heavy rain, the stars were even brighter, and the feeling of twinkling was definitely a rare beauty in the city.

However, when the book returned, Li Yuan finally spoke: "From an astronomical point of view, it tells me that there are millions of stars and billions of planets in the sky. From an astrology point of view, I see Saturn in the constellation Leo!"

"Then from a theological point of view, I can see that God is omnipotent and we are small and insignificant. Finally, from a meteorological point of view, I infer that tomorrow will be a good weather.

Brother Yue, you must be very useful!"

To be honest, Xiao Yueyue really thinks that Li Yuan is powerful enough! With just a few words, he can confuse people. He just doesn't understand astronomy, astrology, or theology at all! But he is absolutely ignorant. That feeling! "My God! How do you know that tomorrow will be good weather? Meteorology, you still know this, teach me, okay?"

Xiao Yueyue, whose face was flushed, widened his eyes and listened to the following.

"This is very simple!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "As long as you develop the good habit of checking the weather forecast often, you can also know what the weather will be like tomorrow!"

"Uh!"

When Xiao Yueyue was stunned, Mr. Huang, Mr. He, and classmates Dali were already laughing all over the place.

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"Hahaha, I really thought Li Yuan was going to talk about some scientific theories just now! I dare to look at the weather forecast!"

"I was also waiting to take notes, I thought I had some knowledge!"

"Anyway, let's say a few words, don't go out when you face down, and you won't travel thousands of miles in the sunset."

"Or the sunrise is red and the clouds are rising. I advise you not to travel far and the sunset is red. The sky will be clear in the future!"

"Actually, I just watched the celestial phenomena at night. It should be like this: the stars are dense and rainy, and the stars will be sunny tomorrow. In layman's terms, if you look at the moon and stars at night, you can see them clearly, then basically the next day is ...it's sunny!"

"Of course, what Li Yuan said is also correct. Looking at the weather forecast can also achieve the effect!"

"It looks like you know a lot upstairs!"

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In the live broadcast room, there are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and there are all kinds of talents, chatting and chatting about ancient proverbs about the weather, and what they say is eloquent.

However, everyone in the mushroom house obviously can't see these.... The barrage, Xiao Yueyue scratched his head: "Yuan'er, it's a pity that you don't talk about cross talk!"

"He's just... stubborn, pretends he doesn't understand, and still looks at the weather forecast. If he looks at the weather forecast, he'll tell you!"

Zhuge Dali still couldn't help but scolded Li Yuan.

Mr. He was on the side, cheering on Dali: "Haha, Dali is right, Xiaoyuan's mouth can't even bite a mosquito, you can imagine how hard it is!"

"It's harder than a turtle shell!"

Zhuge Dali immediately added again! Li Yuan watched the two of them singing in harmony, and shrugged helplessly: "Mr. He, you asked me to observe the sky just now. We can't cross the river and demolish the bridge!"

"Oh! Right right right!"

Mr. He's drinking capacity has always been... In this way, his movements and expressions after drinking will become: exaggerated, nodding again and again.

"Hey! In fact, no matter how hard a turtle's shell is, it's useless! I still remember that when I first came to Beijing to work, I didn't have many friends, and my colleagues didn't pay much attention to me!"

When Xiao Yueyue said this, he sighed for a long time, holding a wine glass, and swept his eyes across the crowd: "Every day after work, it's... lonely and cold, you can feel that... deep in a bustling metropolis, but Don't you feel like a friend?"

This kind of torture from the soul suddenly touched everyone a little bit, and maybe everyone present could not understand Yue Yue's true feelings.

Just like that sentence, human feelings are cold and warm and the world is hot and cold, like a person drinking water and knowing it, even that sentence, don't persuade others to be kind, it is the same reason.

Yue Yunpeng, a son from the countryside, started to work as a gatekeeper in a factory in Shijingshan at 14. After working for more than a year, he learned electric welding, and then he worked in a restaurant. Diu has a restaurant brand, specializing in fried sauce noodles, named Haiwan.

Yue Yue has worked here for three or four years, and the waiter is... an ordinary waiter, not even a single one! Why is it because his character is actually quite shy, not good at talking, and doesn't seem like some People are so observant, they can slack off, and to put it bluntly, but... they also lack eyesight! I really don't have many friends! I'm quite withdrawn! In fact, this has a lot to do with his family conditions. In fact, the children of the family have more or less feelings of inferiority, and Xiaoyueyue is even more serious! However, among the few here, really no one can have such a profound experience as Xiaoyueyue, so facing this problem, I also It's really not a good answer.

It may also be because Xiao Yueyue was a little drunk and asked such a profound question.

Li Yuan looked at the somewhat cold prelude and had to speak: "Brother Yue, in fact, I have felt this way before, and I can understand you!"

"Oh, really"

Xiao Yueyue looked at Li Yuan: "Really"

"Of course it's true!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "Let me talk about myself! After graduating from college, there was actually a period of confusion!"

When Li Yuan said this, everyone stopped what they were doing and looked over. Li Yuan was always giggling and not serious.

It is really rare to analyze myself so seriously and tell the true mental journey.

So not only the few here, but even all the veterans who watched the show wanted to hear how confused he was when he graduated from college! "At that time, some of the classmates went to state-owned enterprises, and some went to foreign enterprises. Some went home to inherit the family business, and then I kept hitting the wall everywhere and couldn't find a suitable job for me at all!"

"This state lasted for a long time. Later, I had to find a job to support myself, but the work was not smooth. One night I was drinking with a few new colleagues and got very drunk. After I went back, I wanted to find someone Friends complain!"

"After all, it's really uncomfortable to have these things in my heart. If I don't find someone to share my thoughts with, I'm afraid I'll collapse from depression!"

Li Yuan picked up the cup and talked on his own, and this topic was actually easy to resonate, especially many of the friends in the live broadcast room had more or less such feelings.

Although it can't be said that it is not high or low, but I really can't find a suitable job, and then compare it with those classmates who have found their favorite job, especially chatting in the group! Really can't get rid of melancholy and depression! There is only emptiness left in my heart! Many old fans of the show have heard Li Yuan giggling to show off his wealth, and he has also heard him pretend to be poor, but I don't know why, only Li Yuan The current state of expression seems to be saying what really happened.

Someone can't help but start comforting him on the barrage! Xiao Yueyue has also had a lot of experience in finding a job and hit a wall, so he has empathy in the vagueness, took a deep breath subconsciously, looked at Li Yuan and asked, "What happened later?"

"Later that night, I looked through the phone address book of the whole night. From the beginning to the end, from the end to the end, I couldn't even find a friend who could chat and express my thoughts! Alas! Even the names in the address book are so unfamiliar. , as if you don't know each other at all!"

Li Yuan's smile was a bit bitter, but it attracted Xiao Yueyue's strong sympathy: "Yuan'er, it's all over, I can understand you, and I especially like a sentence: as long as the sun rises, it will be brand new again. good day!"

"exactly!"

Hearing Xiao Yueyue's words, Li Yuan nodded again and again: "Brother Yue, you are right, when the sun rose the next day, I realized that something was wrong, and the phone that I flipped through the address book last night turned out to be I drank too much last night and took the wrong cell phone of another colleague!"

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Negative Emotion Points from Huang Lei +66! Negative Emotion Points from He Jiong +55! Negative Emotion Points from Yue Yunpeng +77! Negative Emotion Points from Zhuge Dali +88! No more! Xiaoyuan, you are enough! Can you stop talking nonsense like this?"

Teacher He directly smiled and lay on the table, beating the table while talking.

"It's really annoying.

People still want to comfort you! Waste of emotion!"

Zhuge Dali gave Li Yuan a stern look, indignant.