Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Teacher Huang couldn't help laughing too: "I heard that drinking alcohol is easy to take someone's lighter, but you're better off, and you upgraded it to take someone's mobile phone!"

Yue Yunpeng scratched his head, and also responded: "No wonder you look through the address book with unfamiliar names. If you take someone's mobile phone, you must not know anyone!"

Even Wang Zheng, who was sitting behind the monitor, and even many staff members were all laughing and laughing, not to mention the barrage in the live broadcast room: "I really didn't expect Li Yuan's fold!"

"I was quite touched at first, but who would have known such a result! I'm so pissed off!"

"I was about to cry just now, thinking that what Li Yuan said was... me! But I haven't taken anyone's cell phone!"

"Alas! My cell phone is now... a decoration, except... the alarm clock will ring, and no one cares about me!"

"I'm pretty lonely too! Really!"

"Hey! Why didn't anyone get to the key point? I just wanted to ask, how can someone take away their mobile phone without knowing it!"

"Upstairs, don't stretch out your hand, you will be caught if you stretch out your hand, ah!"

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The barrage is flying, one after another. If Li Yuan didn't have the second half of the sentence, this is indeed a sad story, but now the style of painting has changed, and it is directly funny! But this is hard for Yue Yunpeng, who originally wanted to talk about it. As he spoke, he let Li Yuan steal the limelight again, and he was a little dumbfounded.

Fortunately, Mr. Huang has been watching and listening to all directions, firmly grasping the situation on the field: "Hey! Yue Yue hasn't finished talking just now, Yue Yue continues!"

"I haven't taken another colleague's cell phone!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled.

"What did you say about the phone, what did you want to say just now?"

Teacher He also began to return to the topic, giving Xiao Yueyue a chance to speak.

"Hey! Actually, I didn't have any friends during that time. Later, I thought about whether I should buy a pet and raise it. At least I have someone to talk to! Xiao Yueyue decided to continue with his last episode. speak.

"Have you bought a kitten or a puppy?"

Although Zhuge Dali was fond of pets, he also saw more cats and dogs, and even in college, classmates in other dormitories raised them.

"Cats and dogs are hard to care for, they eat a lot, and if they get sick, it will cost a lot of money to see a doctor!"

Xiao Yueyue shrugged his shoulders: "One day after I got off work, I saw an old man selling turtles on the street, so I went to see it, and I thought this little turtle looked cute!"

"I asked, I said that this turtle is easy to feed, but the old man said it is good to feed, feed the turtle feed, feed the small fish, and feed the leftover rice. Feed the leftovers as little as possible, and the appetite is not large!"

"I thought it was okay when I heard it, and then I asked how long I couldn't live easily! The old man said something to me, and told me that if I feed it well, this tortoise can live long enough to send me away!"

When Xiao Yueyue said this, he didn't care whether the bag was ringing or not, maybe it was indeed a little old, and shrugged: "I bought one later, and I even bought a small fish tank!"

Huang Lei asked with a smile: "Then how did you raise this tortoise? After you have it, you won't be so lonely and cold."

"Hey! I really think I have a company, but I also feel that my little turtle is a little lonely. Later, hehe, I picked up a crab!"

Mr. He immediately added to the topic: "You picked it up from the back of the restaurant. Xiaoyuaner picked up the phone, and you picked up the crab, that's fine too!"

"Don't make trouble! Mr. He, our restaurant is not a seafood restaurant.

, Where did I go to pick up crabs, I really picked them up from outside, the crabs were dying at that time, I rescued them!"

Xiao Yueyue immediately proved his innocence.

"Then you can't do this either! Things gather people and divide them into groups. If you find a companion for the tortoise, how can you still cross species and reproduce?"

Huang Lei smiled and put forward his own criticism, after all, Xiao Yueyue's approach is a bit inhumane.

"Hi! Forget it!"

Yue Yunpeng sighed: "It's still thriving, just this turtle and crab, I've kept it for less than a week, and one day I went back to the dormitory after get off work, my God! The crab killed the turtle!"

"The crab killed the turtle"

Mr. He didn't quite believe that the little turtle with such a hard shell, who could have sent Yue Yunpeng away, actually died in the hands of the crab. "I also don't believe it!"

Zhuge Dali nodded at the side: "The turtle's reaction is actually quite fast, if it is in danger, it will just shrink into its shell!"

"Really! It was indeed killed by a crab, and I don't even know why!"

Xiao Yueyue flattened his mouth.

"Actually, I think it's quite easy to understand!"

Just when everyone was puzzled, Li Yuan finally spoke again, and then focused everyone's attention again in minutes.

"It's easy to see why"

Zhuge looked at Li Yuan vigorously, and then issued an ultimatum in advance: "I warn you! Speak well, don't talk nonsense!"

Li Yuan smiled slightly: "I'm not talking nonsense, I'm very serious, the reason why the little turtle died at the hands of the crab was all because the crab was rich!"

"What does it have to do with being rich? What money does crab have?"

Zhuge Dali frowned and asked.

"Have money! Because with money you can do whatever you want!"

When Li Yuan said this, he stretched out his hands, and each made a jerk gesture: "I have money! I have pincers!"

Zhuge Dali: ""

Yue Yunpeng: ""

Huang Lei: ""

He Jiong: ""

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Li Yuan stretched out his hands and gestured to the shape of pliers, which immediately made everyone laugh and choked. This guy even sold a cute, homophonic terrier to play very well! "It's amazing if you have pliers, you can kill the little turtle."

Zhuge Dali rolled his eyes at Li Yuan: "I hate people like you who worship money the most!"

"I worship gold, but I don't worship gold! It's the little turtle who worships under the claws of the crab, and it has nothing to do with me!"

Li Yuan spread his hands and looked innocent.

"How can it have nothing to do with you! You are passing on unhealthy values ​​and money! You can do whatever you want with money! Humph!"

Zhuge Dali still maintains the strength of complaining.

Huang Lei, He Jiong and Yue Yunpeng watched as the two of them started to fight, you and I quarreled, it seemed quite interesting.

"Ugh!"

Li Yuan sighed and looked at Zhuge Dali: "Do you know the happiness of being rich?"

"do not know!"

Zhuge Dali blurted out directly.

"I guess you don't know, because of the happiness of being rich, you don't know what you can imagine!"

Li Yuan shrugged: "It should be very happy!"

"Don't be ridiculous! Money is really so important. I think that only health is the most important thing in a person's life, and health can't be bought by money!"

Zhuge Dali's combat effectiveness has been improving in an orderly manner, especially under the training of Li Yuan, no matter if you don't say it or not, when you talk about it, it's also a babble: "For example, if you have money, you Every day, if you don’t exercise, you will become a big fat man, and then you will have diabetes, high blood pressure, triglycerides, and cholesterol.”

Zhuge Dali blurted out the medical names one by one, and while he was talking, he found that everyone's eyes were all looking at Yue Yunpeng.

Xiao Yueyue lay down inexplicably and scratched his head subconsciously: "I'm not that fat! Don't look at me as round and jade, I'm less than one hundred and eighty pounds, okay!"

"Brother Yue, I didn't tell you!"

Zhuge Dali quickly explained: "I'm just talking about an example, if a person really has these.... obesity, just spend money."

"Besides, I don't think losing weight is that easy. There are so many gyms, many people have a gold card for any year, and a few people have really lost weight!"

"There are people who spend money on diet pills, do they really work?"

What Dali said has some truth. After all, this phenomenon is really common. Quite a few people have the goal of losing weight, and then spend some money.

Gym or weight loss package, etc., most of them fail in the end, how fat or how fat! "Actually! I don't feel so sleepy. I remember that I also thought about losing weight before, and I would stand on the scale every morning to see. !"

Li Yuan began to give an example to show the facts: "Don't you want to say that you have a weight loss card, and then you have no money to eat, so please starve yourself and lose weight, please, you have said this before, okay?"

Zhuge Dali knew Li Yuan too well, and he was able to determine the content of his speech when he opened his mouth like this. As soon as he said this, no one else would say it, and Xiao Yueyue's eyes immediately lit up: "This joke is not bad! I accept it. Now! Yuaner, you mean to say no?"

"No! I'll never say a joke back and forth!"

Li Yuan shook his head and continued: "Didn't I mention money just now!"

"When I stood on the scale that morning, I lost a few pounds without thinking. Not only did I not exercise, but I didn't drink any weight loss tea or anything. I was terrified at the time!"

"That's why, tell me, I'll see if I can learn it!"

Xiao Yueyue immediately began to ask for advice. After all, although he is not really fat, it is better to lose some more! "It's very simple! I soon found out the reason!"

Li Yuan didn't give a shit, and directly revealed the final answer: "Because I don't know who stole the big gold chain I wear every day! I managed to lose a few pounds at once! Brother Yue, you said this Is it the power of money?"

Xiao Yueyue was a little stunned, and paused: "You want to talk about the power of money, I don't think it is, but it is not! I also think it has a lot to do with it, whether it is or not, I also say no. it is good!"

"Don't talk nonsense about you! How many kilograms of your big gold chain are you!"

Just now, classmate Dali made Li Yuan laugh angrily. Gold jewelry is sold by gram. Whoever sells it by kilogram, how much does it cost! "Haha! Xiaoyuaner, you can! One pound of chain is 2 grams, and if your gold chain is [-] pounds, then it is one kilogram!"

Mr. Huang joined the topic: "What is the price of gold now?"

"It should be more than four hundred a gram now!"

Teacher He smiled at Li Yuan: "Xiao Yuan is amazing. This big gold chain can be worth [-] yuan. If a chain of four pounds is worth more than [-] yuan, this is really the power of money!"

"I don't think we should call the police first? It's so heartbreaking that people have stolen such a precious big gold chain!"

Yue Yunpeng felt the same way.

"What are you calling the police! I think he knows where Xiaoyuan's chain is!"

Huang Lei suddenly said such a sentence, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.

"In whose hands"

Xiao Yueyue blurted out.

"I think I guessed it, Yue Yue, you can prepare to write down this paragraph!"

Teacher He began to rush to answer: "I remember the last time Jia Ling and Xiaofei came over, they talked and said that if a woman changed her mind, even if the iron chain could not be tied, Xiaoyuan said at that time, you can put the iron chain on it. Try replacing the chain with a gold chain!"

"So I think Xiaoyuan's gold chain should be used to deal with his girlfriend."