Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Teacher He was quite impressed, and when he said this, Xiao Yueyue was shocked: "Oh my God! I really did it right this time, and I accepted another joke! Xiaoyuan, what Teacher He said Right, your girlfriend broke up with you and then you gave the gold chain away."

Li Yuan's girlfriend is real or fake, but it sounds like the analysis just now, it's really neat, and it echoes back and forth! Not only the people at the scene, but all the veterans in the live broadcast room are very concerned about this issue, and they pricked up their ears and wanted to hear about Li Yuan. How will the source respond to this problem?

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Chapter 430 Have you heard of love collection [Subscribe]

Speaking of which, as long as you are an old fan, you can basically remember Li Yuan's discussion on the golden chain since the first issue, so when Teacher He said this, it immediately awakened everyone's memories.

And whether or not Li Yuan has a girlfriend is really a topic that everyone is very concerned about, and then under the watchful eyes of so many people, Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "No way! I just... gave a plan at the time. That's it! Okay! I admit, I didn't get on the scales so much because I lost the gold chain!"

"What's that for"

Xiao Yueyue immediately followed and asked.

Li Yuan smiled: "What else could it be because I went to the bathroom in the morning!"

"Can you stop being so disgusting?"

Zhuge Dali immediately snorted, but for some reason, he was inexplicably relieved when he heard that Li Yuan began to deny having a girlfriend.

"No, it's disgusting when you go to the bathroom, but there's no one who isn't disgusting!"

Li Yuan felt that it was necessary to establish a correct outlook on life for Zhuge Dali.

"Hey! This joke just now is very funny, but it is also very profound, and it exposes the reality of society!"

Xiaoyueyue is still there: I just wandered in Li Yuan's jokes, and started to comment: "Nowadays, many girls really value this very much! No matter who it is, if they really gave so many kilograms of gold chains, I think they should I won't break up."

"Brother Yue is really smart, seeing the essence through phenomena is amazing!"

Li Yuan directly gave Xiao Yueyue a thumbs up: "There is a saying that the rich will eventually get married."

"Anyone with money ends up getting married. If you don't have money, you won't be able to find love."

Zhuge vigorously scoffed.

"The rich end up getting married, and the poor can only see it with their own eyes!"

Li Yuanyou presented a golden sentence to everyone on the spot, and Xiao Yueyue immediately remembered it in his mind.

Huang Lei sat on the side and poured himself a drink: "Actually, it's not that absolute! Finding a girlfriend is actually a matter of fate, and also pays attention to skills! Many trivial things may lead to a fate!"

As the key person who controls the program's effect, Mr. Huang naturally doesn't want to convey the value of money first to the audience, so he has to try his best to bring the topic back to the normal track: "I remember reading it from a book, it seems to be called a love book. , Have you heard of it... It's about how to gain the other party's goodwill through a little thing, and then develop the relationship more deeply!"

"What the Love Book Says"

Xiaoyue is very interested. As a cross talk actor, absorbing more material is an effective way to ensure creativity.

Don't look at him saying that he wants to copy Li Yuan's jokes for a long time, but he also has to have the ability to be original, otherwise he will definitely be booed off stage by the audience.

"Let's take an example! A boy is in charge of business, doesn't he need to arrange a number! Then I suddenly found that a girl seemed to be in a hurry, so she gave out her number! "It's such a trivial matter, not only girls Thank you, and in the end, it really developed into a boyfriend and girlfriend! Seeing the small things, the little things can see the hearts of the people!"

Teacher Huang gave Xiao Yueyue an answer, and immediately made him stunned: "Oh my god! When I first came out to work, I used to go to the bank to do business and send money to my hometown. Why didn't I think about it? Hi!"

Xiao Yueyue patted his forehead: "My brain is... elm lump!"

"I know what Teacher Huang said about this collection!"

Li Yuan went on to say: "I have a friend who has seen this, and he has really done it!"

"Then has he found a girlfriend too?"

Teacher Huang asked.

"Forget it!"

Li Yuan sighed: "My friend told me this, he deliberately went to the bank that day to queue up to get several numbers, just to wait for the rabbit!"

"I waited and waited, and finally saw a girl I liked very much. As soon as she entered the door, he greeted him and told them that he had a number in his hand. If the girl is in a hurry, you can use it first!"

Although Teacher He was a little drunk, he didn't talk much just now, but now he has calmed down: "Isn't this very good? Why don't you mention it?"

"That's right! What a gentleman!"

Xiao Yueyue is also puzzled! "Alas! The ideal is very plump, but the reality is too skinny! After my friend finished speaking, he was ready to accept the girl's thanks, but who knew that the girl would reject it directly, saying that she was The big customers of the bank don't need to queue at all!"

"Then my friend looked at the girl and went directly to the VIP area. With enthusiasm, he was poured a basin of cold water! Then he could only draw a circle in the corner silently!"

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +88! The negative emotion value from Yue Yunpeng is +66! The negative emotion value from Huang Lei is +77! On to the money!"

Huang Lei looked at Li Yuan with a speechless expression, he worked hard to change the topic, and the bamboo basket was empty, ah! "Alas! Anyway... I have no money, and now I have a wife, so don't think about it anymore. That's the problem!"

Xiao Yueyue shrugged his shoulders.

"Brother Yue, it's not time for you... to have no money!"

Li Yuan made a joke: "It's called being born and my talent must be useful, and the money will come back again. Sometimes in life, there must be something. It should be yours, and that's yours!"

Xiao Yueyue took a deep breath: "I didn't have a time when I didn't have any money! I still remember when I was in embarrassment, when I went to a shopping mall and suddenly found a hundred-dollar bill in front of me!"

"At that time, I hurried over and picked it up, and I shouted, I shouted in my heart, I said whose money is this! No one paid me any attention after I shouted a few words. In the end, I had to put the money in my pocket!"

"Thinking about it now, I feel that it was me at the time. If it were someone else, I would definitely just put it in my pocket and leave without asking!"

Xiao Yueyue told a story of a past embarrassment, and Zhuge Dali was stunned when he heard it: "Brother Yue! Just now you said that you were shouting in your heart."

Xiao Yueyue nodded, righteous and awe-inspiring: "Yeah! At least I dare to shout in my heart, if someone else tried it, I wouldn't even be able to shout!"

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Chapter 431 It is difficult to be a good person in this society 【Subscription】

After picking up the gold, Yue Yunpeng, who first called out the owner and finally gave it to the ignorant, was righteous at this moment, and his face was full of the sacred brilliance of noble character.

Zhuge Dali was stunned when he saw it, not knowing what to say! "Hahahaha! Dali, you are serious! Yue Yue is obviously joking!"

Teacher He immediately spoke, no matter what...

Is Xiao Yueyue's personal experience of drinking gaffes, or artistic creations for the purpose of creating the effect of the show, anyway... all of them are considered to be joking.

"Hey! Joke! Joke!"

Xiao Yueyue scratched his head, and Teacher He reminded himself that he naturally knew how to grasp the scale: "No matter how difficult it is, the money must be handed over to the owner!"

"That's right! Picking up gold is a no-brainer!"

Huang Lei said with a smile: "It's a pity that I grew up so big, and I haven't picked up money once! Now that mobile payment is more and more popular, it's even more difficult to pick up money!"

"Mr. Huang, you have never picked up money! I have!"

Li Yuan added to the topic: "I didn't graduate at that time! I was also not financially well-off, and my money was a little tight! I went to a ramen restaurant to eat outside!"

"After I paid, I took the number plate and found an empty seat to sit down: at this moment I suddenly saw fifty yuan on the ground!"

Speaking of this, Li Yuan smiled slightly: "Fifty yuan! It's not far away, it's too late to say, then I immediately stood up and stepped on it, pretending to tie my shoelaces, and quietly took the money into my hand. !"

"Cut! It's still quietly in the palm of your hand! Do you want to put the money back in your pocket?"

Zhuge vigorously curled his lips: "Everyone said just now that it is not ignorant to collect gold!"

"That's right! The teacher taught us a long time ago that picking up gold is a no-brainer, but at that time I still had a long ideological struggle, thinking about this money, should I put it in my pocket, or what to say!"

Li Yuan nodded.

"If you still think, you should make a decisive decision and quickly find out who is the owner. If you can't find the owner, then you should hand it over to the police uncle!"

Zhuge vigorously continued to promote positive energy! And everyone looked at Li Yuan, wanting to hear how he dealt with it in the end. At the same time, the barrage in the live broadcast room also expressed their views: "As a socialist successor , If I find the money, I will definitely return it to the owner!"

"Upstairs, don't be so sure! Maybe you paid fifty dollars, if not fifty, but five hundred, five thousand, fifty thousand."

"I have to say, this is a test of human nature!"

"Hey! I think it should be handed over to the state!"

"Speak weakly, I picked up [-] yuan before, and then I really handed it over to the network manager and asked him to help me charge it into the card!"

"It's not as brave as you say, but you can pick it up faster than anyone else!"

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Teacher Huang looked at Li Yuan: "What will you do after that?"

"I"

Li Yuan shrugged: "Seek truth from facts. At that time, I felt that there were two little people in my mind, one was a little angel and the other was a little devil!"

"One told me to hand it over to the owner, and the other told me to pick it up quickly. This is what I got by luck, and it should belong to me!"

"Maybe you can't understand this feeling, but it was really difficult for me at that time, and then when I was about to make a decision, the lady boss at the bar spoke!"

"what did you say"

Xiaoyueyue immediately blurted out, and did a very good job of holding the scorpion.

"That's what the boss said at the time"

, Li Yuan also switched to the tone mode of the proprietress. After all, he has a very solid voice acting skills, and these words imitated vividly: "Young man, don't be so nervous.

The money was dropped by you, so pick it up quickly."

"puff!"

Teacher He laughed directly: "Hahahaha, it turns out that you lost the money yourself, you spent so much effort in vain!"

"Wasting my feelings, I wanted to criticize you well!"

Zhuge Dali rolled his eyes at Li Yuan, and made trouble for the money he had lost for a long time. He was bored! "I can't do anything about it! At that time, I had already decided to find the owner, but I didn't expect the owner to be myself. This may be... Good people are good people. Report it!"

Li Yuan spread his hands and got another eyeball! "Fortunately, good people have good rewards! Are you a good person?"

Zhuge Dali was the one who drank the least among the people present, but his alcohol intake was limited, so he was still a little drunk.

"Yeah! In fact, being a good person now may not be rewarding! A lot of people who do good deeds end up in trouble. Isn't there a lot of news on the Internet about helping old ladies and then being blackmailed!"

There are indeed quite a few social phenomena that Huang Lei mentioned. There are often junior high school students and high school students who were originally doing good deeds, but when they saw the old man fall, they went to help them, and they ended up being accused in court.

If there are surveillance probes or witnesses on the spot, this kind of thing is easier to solve, and the truth can still be revealed.

Otherwise, why are there fewer and fewer people doing good deeds now, and they even need to record themselves to prove their innocence before they dare to help? It is because the cost of bad people doing evil is too low.

"Hey! Teacher Huang, when you mention this, I have to say a few more words!"

Xiao Yueyue seemed to be hurt: "It's so hard to do good things now. I took my child to Disneyland two years ago, and then I picked up a mobile phone. I took my child and waited for one under the sun. Hour! Just thinking about waiting... the owner!"

"But who knew that the owner didn't wait, but instead waited for the owner's phone call. As soon as I got through, I scolded me in the face, saying I was a thief!"