Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

　　"Now, let's talk about living, let's talk about eating. We grow more than [-] kinds of vegetables here. You have to cook the food you eat every day. If you don't have enough ingredients, you can also exchange it with corn!"

　　"Of course, the vegetable field is also an old place. Teacher Huang and Teacher He are very familiar! Cucumbers, beans and tomatoes, you have all the vegetables you want!"

　　"Where's the meat? Don't we have meat here?" Li Yuan expressed his opinion in a low voice.

　　"Old rules! Pork and beef are [-] corn per pound, mutton is [-], and prawns are also [-]. The price is the same as the first season. I won't go into details. You can ask Mr. Huang and Mr. He!"

　　The director gave a brief introduction again. Indeed, as I said before, this fourth season is a remake of the first season, and the original scene is reproduced directly. The purpose is to get back the feeling that was lost.

　　"Yeah! Got it, that's the nephew playing the lantern!"

　　Li Yuan muttered to himself on the side.

　　"Nephew playing a lantern? What do you mean?" Although Zhuge Dali and Li Yuan were still separated by two people, they could still hear it clearly.

　　"It's business as usual!"

　　He Jiong was quite familiar with this common saying, but Zhuge Dali, as a player specializing in science and engineering, didn't know much about it, which was understandable.

　　"Okay, the rules of the program are basically made clear. By the way, let's ask the two new friends a question, Dali, do you like small animals?"

　　The director asked directly.

　　"It's okay! I haven't raised it myself. The study task was too heavy in the past, and I didn't have time to take care of any small animals, but my roommate raised a small hamster before!"

　　Zhuge Dali was answering questions exactly in accordance with the class model, with a straight face and a tepid attitude.

　　"Well, okay! Then Li Yuan, do you like small animals?" The director continued to repeat the previous question, and then looked at Li Yuan with a much richer expression than Zhuge Dali just now.

　　"Like it! Of course I like it!"

　　Wang Zheng already had a smile on his face. This was the standard answer he hoped to get, but for the effect of the show, he continued to smash it: "So how much do you like it?"

　　"Director! Let me tell you this! I like it to the point where I can't miss it!"

　　Li Yuan's speech speed was much faster, and he was a little excited.

　　"Then let's get out now - er - what did you just say?"

　　Director Wang Zheng was halfway through his words, and then he was stunned: "Dundun---can't be less?"*

Chapter 10 There is an urge to beat you [for collection]

　　"Hahaha, I can't stand Li Yuan anymore, it really is a carnivore!"

　　"Have you heard the barbell-like laughter? If you haven't, you can come and listen!"

　　"Skin! It's too skinny! What is the structure of this kid's brain circuit? It is necessary to slice and study it!"

　　"Really! Li Yuan will definitely become popular, the absolute comedian line, then he can participate in more variety shows!"

　　"That's right! I think he will turn red and purple soon! This season's show is really a treasure!"

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　　Director Wang Zheng was messy in the wind, and Huang Lei and He Jiong were already lying on the table smiling.

　　Zhuge Dali also wanted to laugh very much, but he could not laugh out loud.

　　The negative sentiment value has soared, and everyone has made their due contributions.

　　Even Zhuge Dali was obviously superior, directly contributing a full 2333 points.

　　"Why do you look at me like this! What I said is true!"

　　Li Yuan made an innocent expression, spread out his hands, and watched Wang Zheng start to sweat again.

　　"Alas! I was wrong! I was wrong! You shouldn't ask this question!" Wang Zheng sighed helplessly, and decided not to sell off, and clapped his hands directly:

　　"Now we have our special guest today!"

　　As soon as he finished speaking, the courtyard door of the mushroom house opened, and he saw a stray dog ​​jumping out with an afterimage. Well, the size is not too big, but in terms of color and appearance, it is a rural area. Pastoral dog.

　　"Brother Scooter!"

　　"Brother Scooter!"

　　Huang Lei and He Jiong suddenly spoke in unison, their eyes lit up, and even subconsciously greeted them directly from under the pergola, thinking of the four little kings of pots and pans back then, they were the well-deserved group pets of Mushroom House.

　　It's just that after the show ended, for the future life of these four little guys, all of them were handed over to friends to take care of them one by one.

　　For example, Sister Pen was taken away by Zhang Jike, the world champion of table tennis, Song Qian took Xiaowan, and Sister Zifeng adopted Xiaoguo.

　　In the end, this big eater with a wild personality became a member of Wang Luodan's family. I didn't expect this guy to come back today.

　　Sure enough, he didn't change his heroic character, and he ran around when he came in, almost crashing Li Yuantuo's good adobe bricks.

　　He Jiong ran over, squatted down, and quickly waved: "Brother Piao! Come here! Here!"

　　However, this brother was unmoved at all. Maybe he was so choked up just now that he had to run for a while to vent. This fat body trembled when he ran.

　　"Brother Piao has a good life these days! This is the Dandan family. If you change it to others, you will not be able to eat and go bankrupt!"

　　Huang Lei is also smiling, watching his old friend return, the feeling is indescribable.

　　Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali also followed Huang Lei and He Jiong to the yard, but compared to Li Yuan's happy-go-lucky mode, Zhuge Dali couldn't hold back a bit.

　　Although there is a smile on his face, this little face is a little stiff. Standing next to him, he doesn't know where to put his hands. It's the feeling of being at a loss, just like that song, I don't want to stay. I want to go!

　　"What? Are you afraid of dogs?" Li Yuan leaned over and asked in a low voice.

　　"Not afraid!"

　　Zhuge vigorously switched to the mode of beating a swollen face and making him a fat man, and would never admit in front of Li Yuan, but the somewhat disordered breathing betrayed her true thoughts.

　　Speaking of which, girls in science and engineering have a lot more rational thinking than girls in liberal arts, which means they are not so emotional!

　　Take Zhuge Dali, for example, if you give her an excavator, she can open flowers and beer bottle caps.

　　But if you give her a dog, um, if the old brother Piao was better, now the big brother Piao has a fat head and big ears, and his body is a lot bigger, which is still a bit of a deterrent!

　　Seeing the insincere words on this girl's face, Li Yuan felt that it was necessary for her to open up and be lenient:

　　"Why do I look like you're scared? Is there an urge to go to the bathroom?"

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +100!

　　"I—I have the urge to punch you!"

　　Zhuge gritted his teeth vigorously in his counterattack, and his voice was a little loud, which immediately attracted the attention of Huang Lei and He Jiong, and the two began to appease them one after another.

　　"Dali, it's okay, Brother Piao, he's still a child!"

　　"Yeah, don't bite. I used to stay with us at the mushroom house for a whole season, and then I let Wang Luodan adopt it. I'm usually quite honest. Today, I may be a stranger in a foreign land, and I'm a little excited!"

　　Huang Lei looked at Brother Piao, who was still running around in the yard, and helped to explain.

　　"Actually, I'm not afraid!"

　　Zhuge Dali smiled as if he was crying, trying to show his composure and calmness.

　　"Don't be afraid! By the way, how about I teach you a way?" Li Yuan's helpful spirit once again shone dazzlingly.

　　"You? Stop talking about being a teacher for a day!"

　　Zhuge Dali still remembered the previous incident, but after staring at Li Yuan a few times, it seemed that his heartbeat was not so fast, and when he looked at Brother Piao who was rushing to Sa Huan'er, he didn't seem to be so afraid anymore.

　　"Tsk! I won't mention it if I don't mention it. What I said is true. I'll only say it once for the stunt that my friend taught me!" Li Yuan said with a serious expression:

　　"If you are afraid of dogs, and you happen to meet a dog on the street, even the dog looks fierce, and even when you look at it, it is about to rush towards you, what do you do at this time?"

　　"What should I do?" Zhuge Dali still accepted his fate and asked.

　　"First of all, when the dog stares directly at you, it means that you have entered his menu options. At this time, remember not to bow your head and bend over to expose the key, let alone turn around and run. At this time, the best thing you should do is to stand up straight. The body, the eyes are firm, and I shout at it, such as shouting: Come here!"

　　"That's it?" Zhuge Dali felt that this method was not very reliable.

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Chapter 11 The anger from Zhuge Dali【For collection】

　　Zhuge Dali's instinct was deceitful, but he couldn't help but ask. After all, it seems that this brother is going to stay in the mushroom house, and he will inevitably deal with it in the future. It is better to get used to it earlier:

　　"Is that all right?"

　　"Yes!" Li Yuan nodded:

　　"Just using this method, my friend has been successfully bitten by a dog twice. He told me that it's just three things, and there will definitely be no dogs that will bite him again in the future!"

　　Looking at Li Yuan's serious face, Huang Lei next to him couldn't help laughing: "Could that be a fool of your friend?"

　　"That's right! It's only three times? I think if he is like this, let alone three times, three hundred times will not be enough!"

　　He Jiong pointed at Li Yuan angrily: "Don't teach bad children, you kid!"

　　"Hey! My friend! My friend taught it!" Li Yuan scratched his head and directly dumped the pot:

　　"But my friend also said that it's not only a matter of having a body protection halo, but this method can also allow you to overcome your fears and break through psychological barriers!"

　　"Why don't you break through the psychological barrier!"

　　Zhuge Dali, who was stunned for a while, had successfully transformed his fear of Brother Piao into his anger at Li Yuan: "Go!"

　　"Then I'll try it!"

　　Li Yuan is not afraid of dogs. Before he came here, he even kept one at home, but with the sharp drop in his income, he was almost unable to eat, so he gave it to others.

　　"Come here!"

　　Li Yuan shouted, full of anger like thunder on the ground, and then saw that Brother Piao really looked at him, and rushed over after a trot.

　　But Li Yuan was really not afraid. When Brother Piao rushed in front of him, he bent down and directly hugged Brother Piao with both hands, and turned around several times.

　　And the reaction of Brother Piao also surprised everyone.

　　"Didn't you know each other long ago?"