Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

　　Huang Lei looked at the closeness between Brother Piao and Li Yuan, and was even happier than seeing him and He Jiong, and he was really a little jealous.

　　"Haha, this is fate!"

　　Li Yuan hugged Brother Piao, this fat-headed and big-eared guy is really heavy, but looking at Huang Lei and He Jiong's eyes, he quickly relayed it to them.

　　Looking at Zhuge Dali who was still hesitating next to him, Li Yuan decided to teach her another trick:

　　"Just kidding! When you really encounter a ferocious dog, you squat down quickly, then pretend to reach out to pick up something from the ground, such as stones, bricks, etc., and finally you get up suddenly, swing your arms, and let the If the dog senses you're going to hit it with something!"

　　"Is it true this time?"

　　Zhuge Dali felt as if he had heard this statement.

　　"Of course, you look me in the eyes! Do you feel sincere!"

　　Li Yuan bowed his head slightly, allowing Zhuge Dali to look directly at him. After all, this girl is over [-] meters tall, which is not very tall.

　　"I don't feel it sincerity, but I feel it's really ugly!" Zhuge Dali counterattacked, and he was quite embarrassed after speaking.

　　"Everyone! Everyone! Today's special guests have also arrived, and now I will give a friendly reminder!"

　　Director Wang Zheng's voice came again, and everyone couldn't help but look over.

　　Just watched Wang Zheng exaggeratedly raise his arm to reveal a certain brand watch on his wrist:

　　"It's ten thirty-seven now. I think if you don't consider the issue of lunch again, you may taste the delicious northwest wind!"

　　Huang Lei looked at He Jiong, He Jiong looked at Zhuge Dali, Zhuge Dali looked at Li Yuan again, and finally everyone looked at the adobe bricks, which were not completely dry yet, obviously useless!

　　"That---Director! Why don't we eat lunch with the big guy at noon today! Don't worry, we are definitely not picky eaters!"

　　As the head chef, Huang Lei immediately began to seek support from the program team.

　　"1000 corn per serving!" Wang Zheng didn't refuse.

　　"Why don't you grab it!" The four of them condemned Wang Zheng in unison.

　　"The price is clearly marked, and the old man is not deceived!" Wang Zheng is righteous: "Or you can do it yourself!"

　　Four people are [-] corns, and the rent for living here is less than [-] for a month. This is obviously a problem for everyone. Huang Lei walked around in the yard and began to ponder.

　　The mushroom house has a pot now, the rice noodles are also complete, and the seasoning is complete, but the earth stove has not been completed yet, so I can only think of other ways.

　　"How about---let's drink something thin at noon?" Li Yuan put forward his own suggestion.

　　"What's the west? The northwest wind? Then you go drink it yourself!"

　　Zhuge Dali would be competent if he boiled some water, but he really has no talent for cooking, and he is indeed not very good at it.

　　"Pimple soup! Let's have a picnic!" After Li Yuan finished speaking, he directly explained his idea, and he immediately got unanimous approval.

　　There is ready-made wood in the yard. It was originally used for chopping firewood. Three long woods were directly selected and formed into a three-legged tripod. The pot was hung with iron wires in the middle.

　　In the next work arrangement, Huang Lei was in charge of mixing noodles and preparing the main ingredients of the lump soup, while He Jiong was in charge of chopping wood and providing fuel.

　　Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali had been assigned to go to the vegetable field to get some green onions and tomatoes back, and they could be considered to be familiar with the terrain in advance.

　　Walking through the country road, the surrounding houses are also very rural. Some people have trees in the yard. Even though they don’t know each other, everyone smiles and nods to say hello. Soon after leaving the village, they see Huge fields of corn.

　　While walking, Li Yuan also shared with Zhuge Dali an interesting anecdote when he entered the village, saying that he recognized the uncle as an aunt, but the friends in the live broadcast room knew that there was still such a period, and the more and more they felt that Li Yuan had the potential of a comedian .

　　"Why are you so annoying!"

　　Perhaps because of the influence of the surrounding environment, Zhuge Dali relaxed a lot, and commented on Li Yuan's behavior with a smile.

　　"You think I hate me too?"

　　Li Yuan stopped and turned his head to look at Zhuge Dali. This serious expression caught the girl by surprise.

　　It was really a joke at first, but Li Yuan took it seriously, but before she could explain, Li Yuan spoke again:

　　"Really, when I was young, what I hated the most was the kind of tall and handsome man who spoke humorously and was charming in every gesture!"

　　Speaking of which, he sighed with a lonely expression:

　　"But who knew that as I grew older, I became the kind of person I hated the most when I was a kid!"

　　Zhuge Dali: "------"

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +1000! *

Chapter 12 See if I don't beat you out of the shit 【For collection】

　　Zhuge Dali originally thought that Li Yuanglass was heartbroken, and wanted to quickly take back the joke he made earlier.

　　Especially seeing the sad and lonely face telling the story of childhood, I feel more and more uneasy.

　　But who would have known that this nasty guy would change the subject from self-criticism to bragging?Tall and handsome?Also humorous?Still charming?

　　Immediately I was so angry that I wanted to punch him a few times to calm him down and re-establish his sense of self, but as soon as his fist was raised, he had already run away!

　　"Don't run! Stop!"

　　Don't look at the two people out of the location, but also arranged for a cameraman to follow up, just now this scene appeared in the live broadcast room:

　　"Hahaha, I really can't stand Li Yuan anymore, let me see what real shameless is!"

　　"Upstairs, that's self-confidence, okay?"

　　"The interaction between these two people is so interesting. I really want to see Zhuge beat Li Yuan vigorously! I really want to think about it!"

　　"Don't say it, this kid runs really fast, faster than Brother Piao!"

　　"Li Yuan is out of the sky! 666!"

　　"Booming in a trance!"

　　The barrage in the live broadcast room swarmed, accompanied by everyone's laughter, it really relieved most of the mood and brought a pleasant enjoyment.

　　The negative emotional value expressed is like a torrent, which is sent to Li Yuan.

　　Of course, this kid has already turned off the real-time notification, but the system is still recording the truth.

　　The wealth value data at the bottom of the system panel shows that from more than one million, it is approaching the two million mark in the blink of an eye, and it continues to rise.

　　"Stop! Stop running!"

　　"Don't run away! I can't do it without chasing you!"

　　Zhuge Dali became more and more aware of his lack of physical strength. He leaned on his knees with both hands, panting heavily, looked up at Li Yuan and finally slipped back, and glared:

　　"Are you a rabbit? Running so fast?"

　　"Hey! The young and strong don't work hard and the boss is sad! This is all practiced by my father when I was a child!" Li Yuan did not change his face, he was able to do it with ease, and his physical fitness was indeed good.

　　"Your father is a long-distance running coach?"

　　"That's not it!" Li Yuan cut into memory mode:

　　"It's mainly because I didn't study well when I was a child, and I was often beaten, especially my dad. He got angry and could chase me eight streets. In order to protect myself, I had to study hard and practice hard!"

　　As a scholar, Zhuge Dali naturally has no such experience. It can be said that he has always been among the best since he was a child. Hearing Li Yuan's tragic past, he couldn't help but sprinkle salt on his wound:

　　"Why didn't your dad beat you to death, it's so busy now!"

　　"Beat me? Then you have to catch up with me. Facts have proved that I am a genius in the sky. My dad finally gave up. He simply raised a small animal to cultivate himself. !"

　　Zhuge Dali expressed his deep dissatisfaction with Li Yuan's escape:

　　"Raising a small animal can cultivate one's body and self-cultivation? Unless you become dumb, or if you open your mouth, no one will be angry!"

　　"Hey! Actually, I've lived a carefree life for two years. As soon as the little animal my dad raised grew up, I surrendered immediately and recognized it when I was beaten!"

　　Hearing what Li Yuan said, Zhuge Dali immediately aroused curiosity: "Isn't it? What little animal can make you shut up honestly?"

　　Li Yuan said as he walked, "It's just a Tibetan Mastiff!"

　　"Tibetan Mastiff? Hahaha! Hahaha! No wonder you are afraid of Brother Piao! It turns out that you grew up with Tibetan Mastiff! Admire, admire!"

　　Zhuge Dali finally burst into a hearty laughter, which was a joy from the bottom of his heart. Thinking of Li Yuan being chased by a Tibetan mastiff, his crying father and mother cried and wiped away his tears.

　　"Hey, hey! Don't do it! If you laugh like that again, don't blame me for falling into the ditch for a while!"

　　Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders and kindly reminded him.

　　"Don't worry, I'm happy to fall into the ditch! I'm dying of laughter!"

　　Zhuge Dali became more and more distracted, because this time there was guidance from the staff, which was equivalent to hanging up the navigation, and the two of them were not afraid of getting lost. One side was a cornfield, and the other was a large ditch for drainage.

　　There are many wild trees and thorns on the edge of the ditch, and Zhuge Dali soon discovered something new: "Hey! What kind of tree do you see?"

　　"Which one?" Li Yuan looked in the direction of Zhuge Dali's finger:

　　"Oh! The black jujube tree! The tree is five to ten meters high, with dark brown bark, oval leaves, and small, blue-black fruits. If you want to try it, it should be ripe!"

　　"Is it delicious? I've eaten candied haws with black dates, but I've never eaten such a thing before!" Zhuge vigorously looked at the small fruit hanging on the tree, dark and dark, about the size of the belly of a little finger:

　　"Is this wild black date poisonous?"

　　"Poison? When you say that, I really remember one thing. When I was out playing with my friends, I came across a black jujube tree. It was so small at the time that it couldn't reach the black jujube when it jumped up!"

　　Li Yuan stretched out his hand and gestured as he said:

　　"I seemed to be this tall at the time, I'm definitely not as tall and handsome as I am now!"

　　"Ouch!" Zhuge vigorously bent over and vomited: "Don't let Wang Po sell melons, let's talk about it, what's wrong? You've been poisoned?"

　　"Yes!" Li Yuan nodded heavily:

　　"My little friend was too greedy, because he couldn't eat and turned around in a hurry. Suddenly, he saw a lot of black dates that fell under the tree. He picked up a handful and put it in his mouth, but within two minutes, he immediately I vomited, and I vomited as if bile came out!"

　　"Really?"

　　What Li Yuan said was terrifying, and Zhuge Dali was also frightened. Looking at the black dates on the tree, he shuddered inexplicably:

　　"Then your little friend, have you been sent to the hospital? Is there anything wrong?"

　　"That's not true. I ran back and called the adults. His grandfather came over to take a look and gave him a stinky beating. I still can't forget what his grandfather said at that time!"

　　Zhuge Dali: "What did his grandfather say?"

　　"His grandfather said---" Li Yuan cleared his throat and immediately asked his grandfather to get up, even his voice changed:

　　"If you dare to eat sheep shit next time, let's see if I don't beat you up!"