Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 531
Sure enough, Xie Fu heard the words and blurted out immediately: "Why didn't you say it earlier."

Believe it or not, let's take a gourd painting and say, "Xiao Yun, do you have silk threads on your body?"

Sima Yunxue smiled wryly: "At this time, there are no silk threads on my body."

Xie Fu asked again: "Then do you have any gauze clothes on you?"

"Forehead……"

After Sima Yun groaned, she gritted her teeth: "My lord, close your eyes."

Xie Fu smiled: "My lord, I can't see."

"Close your eyes." Sima Yunxue's voice was already shy.

After Xie Fu closed her eyes, Sima Yunxue took off her cloud gauze trousers, turned her face away, crumpled it up and handed it to Xie Fu, "Here!"

Xie Fu took it, the tentacles were as thin as water and smooth, took a sip, and there was a faint fragrance, "It smells so good, what is this?"

As soon as the words fell, he heard a gnashing of white teeth, "Don't smell! Don't say! Don't think!"

Xie Fu originally wanted to adjust the atmosphere, but he didn't expect to make her angry all of a sudden, so he hurriedly used the old routine: "Young master, can I also?"

Sima Yunxue froze for a moment, feeling that she could do it, but also that she couldn't. After swaying from side to side, she said coldly, "Even if it's you, you can't!"

Xie Fu smiled: "I didn't expect you to be so fierce and shy."

Sima Yunxue's expression is hehe, you are very flirtatious, I will kill you, why be shy.

You better make something famous with my gauze trousers, otherwise I will strip you naked and hang you at the gate of the city tomorrow for men, women and children to admire and make you ashamed.

Xie Fu did not forget to do business, he took out the yarn from the gauze trousers, and said lightly: "The gauze trousers are very damp."

Sima Yunxue didn't understand why for a while, so she blurted out and asked, "Is there any influence?"

Xie Fu said: "No, just now you put it on without drying it."

Sima Yunxue groaned, and suddenly pinched Xie Fu hard for no reason.

Xie Fu laughed: "How can I offend you again?"

Sima Yunxue said coldly, "Don't play dumb."

Xie Fu chuckled: "I don't have to pretend to be stupid."

Sima Yunxue thought to herself, you haven't waited in vain for the past 14 years, even the principal and interest have exceeded, alas, who told me to promise you.

If it were another man, Sima Yunxue would definitely keep her word.

Xie Fu pulled out a long piece of yarn and asked, "Xiao Yun, do you have a ring on your body?"

Sima Yunxue took off the ring on her body and handed it to Xie Fu. Seeing that Xie Fu was going to string the ring on the yarn, she asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Xie Fu explained: "This is called the silk thread jingle bell, which is used to ward off evil spirits. If she comes out to wander, the silk thread jingle bell is used to attract her, so it won't harass others."

After hearing Xie Fu's words, Sima Yunxue's heart was up and down. Tonight, she had experienced joy, anger, sorrow, joy, sadness, shock and fright.

All her life, her mood has never been so complicated.

"Xiaoyun, let go of your hands first."

"What are you doing?" Sima Yunxue asked, her hands hugged even tighter.

"I'll tie this yarn."

Sima Yunxue refused to let go, "In this way, you can also be tied."

"My feet are stuck to death by you, I can't walk, how can I tie them up?"

Sima Yunxue loosened her legs a little, but only a little.

Xie Fu simply hugged her horizontally, and Sima Yunxue let out a soft chuckle.

Xie Fu asked, "Since you won't let go, is this okay?"

At this moment, Sima Yunxue was shy and forgot to answer, her heart was beating violently, and it was the first time in her life that she was hugged by a man like this.

Xie Fu reminded: "Hold tight."

Sima Yunxue was afraid at first and couldn't leave Xie Fu, so she wrapped her hands around his neck.

It's all like this, I've lost all my face a long time ago, just forget about breaking the jar...

Xie Fu had a beautiful figure hanging on his chest, and he tied the yarn around the room as he walked.

After a while, he asked aloud: "Xiaoyun, are you happy being hugged by the young master?"

How shameless, Sima Yunxue snorted arrogantly.

Xie Fu returned the gauze trousers, "There are still trousers left, I will return them to you."

Sima Yunxue looked at the gauze trousers that had been torn into tatters, and only half of them remained, and smiled contemptuously: "You don't have to return them, I'll give them to you."

Xie Fu said, "Really?"

Sima Yunxue heard a strange emphasis in Xie Fu's surprise, suddenly changed her mind, pulled the gauze trousers with one hand, and instantly tore them to pieces.

Xie Fu had a regretful expression on his face.

Sima Yunxue smiled contemptuously: "If you like it, I'll buy one hundred and eighty pieces and give it to you."

Xie Fu raised his head and said proudly: "There is no taste of Xiaoyun, I don't want it!"

Sima Yunxue's crescent eyebrows slanted, her sandalwood lips grinned slightly, she was speechless, and was instantly defeated.

Ding ding ding, the ring pendant hanging on the yarn rang.

Sima Yunxue's sensitive nerves were immediately agitated, and the hands that hugged Xie Fu's neck became tense and stiff.

Xie Fu doesn't care if it's here or not, the only thing he cares about is that Xiao Yun won't be scared, and diverts Xiao Yun's attention: "Xiao Yun, I like to have your original taste."

There are two reasons why men like to collect women's silk handkerchiefs. One is that women's body fragrance and sweat are left on silk handkerchiefs, which can make people think about others, just like a beautiful woman in front of them.

The second implies lovesickness, horizontal and vertical, and caressing.

Sima Yunxue's attention was obviously not on Xie Fu at the moment, she strained her ears to listen, and there was a sudden ding ding sound.

It lasts for a long time, as if an urchin is shaking and playing.

But at this time, there was no wind in the house, but the yarn was dangling with the ring, which was really weird.

"Son..."

Sima Yunxue's face changed color, feeling very disappointed, but she couldn't suppress the sense of fear that came from nowhere.

Xie Fudan said: "Leave her alone, let her shake like this until dawn."

Sima Yunxue forced a wry smile. To be honest, she didn't want Xie Fu to see her hidden and unknown side, which made her very embarrassed.

Xie Fu diverted Xiao Yun's attention and said, "Xiao Yun, let's play a game."

"Okay, my son."

"I ask you to answer, if you can't answer or answer, you will have to spank your ass."

Sima Yunxue was still thinking about the ring pendant a moment ago, and when she heard the words, she immediately put all her thoughts on these words, and looked at Xie Fu quietly, with indescribable flavors in her beautiful eyes:

Anger, annoyance, seclusion, resentment, blame, contempt, sneer, try-on, nothing...

Xie Fu has been diverting Xiao Yun's attention, but with little effect, so he had to take heavy medicine.

Sima Yunxue asked coldly: "If I should come out, what should you do?"

"Or you spank my ass too."

Sima Yunxue spat unceremoniously.

, Xie Fu asked: "Then how do you say punishment?"

Sima Yunxue thought about it, and came up with a hundred and eighty vicious punishments, but she was reluctant to use them on him.

In the end, he made a huge concession: "Well, I will punish you to answer my question honestly."

"it is good"

Xie Fu responded straightforwardly: "It's better to fight with the heart than to have no heart, but to be annoyed by the ruthlessness when you are passionate. Where is the eye of the poem in these two sentences?"

Sima Yunxue smiled: "It's a struggle for words." It's so simple, do you really think I'm a little maid who hasn't read much?

Xie Fu replied: "Yes."

"Yes! Young Master, let me ask you, do you have someone you like?"

"Yes!" Xie Fu should be very straightforward.

"who is it?"

"That's the second question."

Sima Yunxue said angrily: "How can this be, you rascal... Forget it, you come up with a question."

(End of this chapter)