The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 461 Ron is a Theologian

"Good morning, Ron, I didn't even know when you'd be back."

In Sheldon's apartment in the morning, Ron didn't know when he had already sat at the dining table, but no one was surprised by this, and everyone was accustomed to Ron's elusive appearance.

"Last night, when Petunia started riding eho e ho," Ron said with a smile on his face, "but Leonard, it's time for you to exercise your body. It's only been 2 minutes since I got home. Stopped, based on my long-term experience of listening to the movement in your room, you only started for about 2 minutes."

"What? Petunia! You brought the horse into the apartment?!" Shelton was shocked: "I'm going to report you to the tenant committee! You wait for a fine!"

"Sheldon, eat your meal well, the horse riding Ron said is not real horse riding." Amy said with a blushing face.

Leonard blushed guiltyly: "Who said it's only 2 minutes! I've been with Penny for a long time!"

Men, whether it's time or anything else, get annoyed when they're told short, and good old Leonard is no exception.

"Come on~ you think I can't tell the difference between a slap and a belly slap?" Ron smiled playfully.

Of course, Ron didn't go home alone last night, and Sabina was with him, both of whom were adults, and what should happen naturally happened. I don't know what stimulated Leonard.

It may be due to the man's fragile self-esteem. After hearing Sabina's endless voice next door, Leonard ran to the bedroom door and kept patting his belly, pretending to be still fighting.

Ron VS Leonard, Ron wins.

"Where's Petunia?" Ron looked around the dining table, but apart from Leonard Sheldon and Amy, there was no sign of Petunia.

"I know this, she went to the airport to pick up Leonard's mother, and let me tell you, our mother will come over soon." Shelton raised his hand.

Ron was a little surprised and said, "Mom is coming today? Why didn't I know? Have you been called a parent again? Sheldon?"

"That's not it!" Shelton was furious: "They came here specially to see me and Leonard receive the award!"

Amy: "Remember that paper that Sheldon and Leonard co-authored a while ago? They won this year's 'Genius Award'"

"No wonder. I remember when I was a child, every time we won an award, my mother would accompany us to receive the award. This tradition has continued to this day."

Ron said with nostalgia that although he had just met Missy when she gave birth not long ago, Ron didn't mind getting closer to his family, so he directly canceled the plan to stay at home that day.

"Sheldon, I'm so proud of you and Leonard to receive this award~"

An hour later, Mary hugged her big baby as soon as she came in.

"And me, Mom." Seeing Sheldon's proud face, Ron touched his fist unhappily.

I really want to beat him up~
"Of course you are also very remarkable, you are all my pride, Ron," Mary comforted the second son, and continued to look at the younger son: "I tried to read your paper, but it was too profound, and I couldn't understand it. "

"In fact, this is easy to understand. It describes a new model of the universe, imagining the universe as an N-dimensional superfluid surface."

"It's so funny, you would rather believe this than believe that God installed all kinds of animals on the ark, male and female." Mary complained earnestly.

Ron tried not to laugh out loud, and showed an expression of watching the show. He knew that the countless scientific and theological debates that had occurred in the family before were about to reappear.

The passage Mary said comes from the part of the Great Flood in the Bible. Before God destroyed the world, God asked Noah to build an ark and keep all the animals in pairs and bring them on board together. But there is an obvious loophole in this story, that is...

"Mum, what are they feeding the lions if they only take one pair of each animal?"

Old Christian Mary certainly could not have been defeated by such a simple question.

"Drowned by the great flood, the corpses of sinners floating around~"

"Okay~" Sheldon rolled his eyes covertly: "Listen to me, Mom, Leonard's mother is a well-known psychologist, can you please put away those rubbish about the Bible first, don't worry about it. Say it in front of her?"

"Do you think I've made you ashamed?" Mary was a little annoyed, "God~ What the hell did I do? None of the four children I gave birth to was a devout believer."

Little George likes to make money since he was a child. He only believes in the power of money. Under the influence of Ron, Missy has the same flexible religious beliefs as the Chinese people: she will pray to God for everything, and if she succeeds, it is her own hard work. In the end, if it doesn't work, it's all God's fault.

Four children, no less irritated Mary enough.

"Of course not, you know I love you the most," Sheldon patted Mary and comforted, "I'm just ashamed of your behavior of faith and the way you speak."

"Well, I love you too, my little baby who feeds the lions~" Mary turned her head to look at Ron, with a dangerous gleam in her eyes: "You don't think your mother is lost, do you?"

"How is it possible, Mom, you know I'm not the most obedient like Sheldon, and I didn't even forget to bring you a gift when I went to Europe to perform."

Ron took out a strangely shaped cross from his pocket, which he had just taken from the house before Mary came: "This is the cross given to me by the Latin American archbishop Francis."

"You still know the great bishop Francis?!" Mary looked at her second son suspiciously, and she couldn't connect him with religious people no matter what.

Although Mary didn't know what Ron's specific job was, but she knew roughly that it was probably related to violence. It was inconceivable that a person like this would be associated with a benevolent God.

"Of course, we are very close pen pals, and Bishop Francis also called me 'a good friend who always inspired him'."

As if expecting Mary's surprise, Ron took out the letter he had prepared.

Sheldon stared at Ron who stole his limelight with fiery eyes, and Ron raised his eyebrows proudly: Hit me if you have the ability~
Bullying Sheldon, nothing makes him angrier than stealing his mother's and grandma's attention.

"How is this possible? Mom, Ron must be lying. You see, this cross looks different from ordinary crosses. He must have bought some second-hand goods from somewhere to fool you~ This is clearly a combination of a sickle and a hammer by a farmer. Together, make out freak crosses!"

Jealousy deforms Sheldon, takes Ron's cross and starts picking.

Of course, it’s no wonder that Sheldon’s eyesight is dull, because this pattern is a bit too rare in Europe and the United States, but if it is in another place, such as the Soviet Union or China, everyone who sees this cross will definitely exclaim and be in awe.

(End of this chapter)