The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 462 The two mothers who confront each other

"Shut up! Sheldon, if you dare to blaspheme God's holy things again, I'll spank your ass with the large cross at home!" Mary glared at Sheldon angrily: "This is the real Bishop Fang Luoge's cross!"

Mary was taken aback for a moment, and then snatched the cross as if she had found a treasure.

"Can this be considered a cross?" Shelton whispered.

"Of course it is. Although I know you have always held a disdainful attitude towards theology, if you regard theology as a spiritual discipline that gives people psychological comfort, then theology can be regarded as a kind of science. Study with Leonard's mother The field is exactly the same."

"And liberation theology happens to be the latest research result in the science of theology. Do you agree with me when I say this?"

Sheldon showed a thoughtful expression. If it was something else, he might argue, but once the topic involved science, Sheldon immediately became serious.

"What you said makes sense, let me think about it..."

At the same time, in the corridor of the apartment, Leonard was also making a final confession to his mother: "Mom, can you please stop acting like this in front of Sheldon's mother?"

"Although I know you have always had an Oedipus plot, are you in love with someone else's mother? I heard Sheldon say that his father is still alive, so you'd better be careful." Leonard's mother pushed her glasses , the reflection of the lens made Leonard shudder involuntarily.

"Of course not!" Leonard explained helplessly: "She is just a very kind and pious lady, so please show respect to her beliefs."

"Leonard, I'm an adult and I know how to behave with all kinds of people."

"Thank you." Leonard inserted the key into the lock to open the door.

"By the way, where is she from?"

"East Texas."

"YUCK~" Leonard's mother curled her lips in disgust.

East Texas, referring to what Sheldon said in his autobiography, people here only have three things: God, football and beef, if you have to add one more, it is Lone Star Beer.

This is one of the places with the most fanatics in the entire United States.

"We're back~"

"Dr. Hofstede, nice to meet you." Shelton approached enthusiastically to shake hands.

"Me too, I read your paper, it's really good."

"We just drove for more than an hour, why didn't I hear you say that you liked our paper?" Leonard was jealous.

Leonard's mother: "Of course I think about it, but as a mother, I have to make sure that my child's self-esteem is not based on the approval of others."

"That's great, you think I have pride."

"Of course you have self-esteem, otherwise why did you take belly shots for two hours last night?" Ron said gloatingly, and then stretched out his hand to her: "Ron Lee Cooper, your son's friend and Sheldon's brother , and this is our mother, Mary."

"Nice to meet you." Mary greeted warmly.

"Me too, is the flight going well?"

"Very good, it's like..." Sheldon's eyes were already on Mary, and Mary changed her words temporarily: "I don't know who it is, anyway, it is a person with great powers, who is protecting us in the sky."

"Are you kidding me?" Leonard's mother twitched sarcastically.

Leonard cast a look of help to Ron, and Ron made a gesture of "you owe me once" with his mouth, and immediately pulled his mother: "Mom, I didn't take a good walk with you last time you came here. You must give me a chance next time, not only me, but even Aunt Leigh Anne often misses you, how about I take you out to Hollywood? I know many stars, and I even invested in a movie some time ago."

"Is it that movie where several men dance naked?" Mary frowned unhappily, but still let Ron pull her out the door: "God wouldn't like such a movie, you should invest some money in it." Movies about God."

"Those movies don't make much money, and there are a lot of church funds invested. I'm not alone. Do you want to eat first or go to Hollywood first?"

Pulling Mary downstairs, Ron finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ron, I can see that you don't want me to be in the same room as Leonard's mother. Do you feel ashamed of me, like Sheldon?"

"How is it possible? I'm not a person in the scientific circle. I never feel that there is any shame in not knowing science or believing in religion. You don't understand science at all. Didn't you raise a great scientist like Sheldon? "

Ron shrugged his shoulders: "I am mainly worried that you will blow her head off with the Bible. Although as a good Christian, if someone slaps you on the right cheek, you should slap your left cheek on it, but as a good Texas People, you should shoot him in the head, didn't you teach me that, Mom?"

"Don't worry, I will never be rough on her. Recently, after participating in the 'God's Forgiveness' activity organized by the church, my temper has improved a lot. Your grandma occasionally goes to this activity with me."

"What kind of event is that? An event like the previous choir?" Ron asked curiously.

"It's almost like writing your sins on a clay pot, and then the machine will throw the pot into the sky. At this time, you only need to shoot the pot with a 'bang', and your sins will follow the pot. Eliminated together."

Mary preached to her son vividly.

Ron opened the door for Mary: "Then I guess when you go back this time, you will definitely write yourself a new jar with the words 'want to kill Beverly'."

"Who is Beverly?"

"Leonard's mother." Ron started the car. He planned to take his mother to eat the famous steakhouse in West Hollywood. Although Los Angeles is the most prosperous place in California, there are many high-end restaurants, but they are the most suitable for Texans. Number one is always the steak.

"Okay, so it looks like I'll need two jars."

"Two? What does the other one write?" Ron asked a little surprised.

"'I want to kill baby Sheldon with my own hands' You know, even though I love that kid, there are always times when I want to kill him," Mary laughed at herself. I am a smart son, but I still pray to God, let him give me a son who is smarter than your stupid father, Sheldon is God's punishment for my greed."

Ron was stunned: "Didn't you always say that Sheldon is a strange gift from God?"

"That was in front of Sheldon, and it would hurt him to be honest, Ron, where are you going to take me for lunch?"

"Alexander's Steakhouse, there is the best steak in Los Angeles, you must try it, Mom."

(End of this chapter)