The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 478 Father's Day

A song, Ron played and sang by himself, and Raj and Howard were both dumbfounded when they sang.

"How is it? Do you like this song?"

"I like it so much! A song, from the big bang to the history of the evolution of human civilization, this song is simply a work of genius!" Raj launched a star eye attack on Ron, but Ron nimbly avoided them.

"Why are you looking at me like that? It's disgusting!"

"How can you say that about someone? I'm looking at you with admiration!"

Raj complained, but Ron was unmoved: "Worship? I think you should look at the lizard with worshipful eyes~ Bengal monitor lizard is not bad?"

"Bengal monitor lizard? How is it possible?" Howard searched the pictures on his mobile phone with the curious attitude of a scientist: "Who would be interested in growing into such a creature?"

"But it looks pretty pretty." Raj looked at the picture on the phone, his eyes flickering.

Ron quietly moved to another sofa with his hands on his buttocks. It really is you, Indian.

"Tomorrow's Father's Day, Stewart's comic shop will hold an event and invite our band to play, do you want to come together?" Howard sent an invitation to Ron: "If we can play this song together, it will definitely blow up the audience! "

"Father's Day?" Ron glanced at the date on his phone. After staying in another parallel time and space for a day, the time in his original world remained unchanged, and it was still the date before he left: "I won't go on Father's Day." gone."

"What, do you want to celebrate Father's Day too? Whose belly have you made?" Raj's eyes glistened with gossip.

"Who said Father's Day has to be big? Isn't the godfather the father? I'm just going to visit Uncle Pritchett's house as the godfather. I hope you have fun, but you can play me that song, I allow it."

"To visit relatives? Then Sheldon wants to go with you? He obviously made an appointment with us to go to the comic book store."

"No, he doesn't need to follow. The purpose of visiting relatives is to increase the relationship. If Sheldon is brought along, it is to make enemies." Ron said.

Raj and Howard nodded in agreement after listening.

It was already agreed to visit Pritchett's house on Father's Day. Early the next morning, Ron came to Pritchett's villa in Beverly Hills with a gift.

"Good morning, Uncle Pritchett, this is your gift." Ron put a box on the ground: "I heard that you have handed over the company to Claire. I hope this thing can help you spend some retirement time."

Pritchett didn't rush to open the gift box, but shook it by his ear, but didn't hear any special voice inside: "What is this?"

"The commemorative m1911 of the Rock Island Armory, and the membership card of the Kangaroo Club, which I think is the most professional shooting club in Los Angeles. Of course, if you want to come to my base to play, I welcome you with both hands. I remember that you have a lot of age with you." Old people who are about the same age or older than you can play with you, but their level is a bit high, and I worry that you may not be able to keep up."

"Hey! What do you think of me?" Pritchett felt a little upset: "I'm a serious retired navy! I'm definitely better than ordinary people in terms of marksmanship! In this family, apart from you, my Marksmanship should be the best!"

"I'm just making sausage, you can eat a little first, but don't eat too much, this is today's dinner."

"Ding Dong~" Just as he was speaking, the doorbell rang again. This time it was Gloria who opened the door, but he only glanced outside before closing the door again.

"Gloria? Who's outside?" Pulitzer asked strangely.

"My sister, Sonya."

"Since your sister is here, why don't you invite her in?" Pritchett walked over to open the door: "Sorry, come in quickly, you come all the way here and sit for a while."

"Hello, Uncle Ron, hello, Aunt Sonya~" Manny came down from upstairs and greeted politely.

"I still have some luggage in the car, can you help me?" Sonya pointed to the van outside, and Manny readily agreed.

"Why did you let her in?" After the two had left the door, Gloria went over aggressively and questioned her husband.

"You have to talk to her, I think she's here to apologize."

"You don't know her as well as I do..."

As Gloria was talking, Sonya, who led Manny to the side of the car, suddenly opened the car door, kicked Manny inside, quickly locked the door, drove the car and ran away, leaving Pritchett stunned at the door .

"Great! Now he has kidnapped Manny." Gloria patted Pritchett on the shoulder, and walked into the house without looking back, as if it wasn't his own son who was kidnapped.

Pritchett was anxious: "Why are you so calm? Shouldn't we follow them or call the police?"

"It's just a kidnapping. In Colombia, this kind of thing is very normal, like brushing your teeth and washing your face." Ron quickly cleaned up a plate of sausages, wiped his mouth with a napkin and said, "Don't forget, it's the largest One of the few sources of drugs, what do you think the drug dealers are doing when they are not selling drugs? Worshiping in church, or going to the factory to screw screws?"

"Almost forgot, you're still here, Ron, what do you think we should do now?" Noticing Ron's existence, Pritchett asked eagerly as if he had found a savior.

"Don't worry, there is a fixed process for kidnapping. I think Gloria should be familiar with it. Isn't the way of doing things in my hometown right?" Ron looked at Gloria, and Gloria nodded confidently.

Sure enough, the phone rang after a while, and Gloria picked up the phone and talked to the other side in Spanish for a few words before hanging up.

"How's it going?"

"He wants me to trade the hot sauce business for Manny."

The hot sauce business is a sideline business that Gloria had nothing to do not long ago, and she figured it out by herself. It was carefully cooked with the secret recipe handed down from her hometown. When the first batch of hot sauce was made, she even sent two bottles to Ron. Even Sheldon was so picky. People like it very much, and designated this spicy sauce as their own Thai food night, and used it to replace the Thai sweet chili sauce that comes with the restaurant.

It's just that because there are no good sales channels, apart from giving gifts to relatives and friends, a total of few bottles have not been sold.

"Great, then she owes us $400! And the child can come back." Pritchett clapped his hands happily.

"No way!" Gloria said firmly.

"Wise decision!" Ron applauded, applauding this decisive woman more and more now.

"That's our child! Ron! I really wonder if I made a wrong decision now? If one day Joe is in danger, will you stand by like this, that's your godson!"

Pritchett looked a little angry, Ron poured a cup of coffee and put it in front of him: "This is not just watching, Uncle Pritchett, in my opinion, this is the correct way to deal with kidnappers, the first step First of all, you can’t let yourself be led by the kidnapper’s demands, otherwise you will always fall into a passive position.”

"Really? Is it because you don't want to care?" After drinking some coffee, Pritchett finally calmed down, and continued to ask in a suspicious tone, "But what about Manny?"

"If this is the real kidnapper, then I will arrange for people to locate and track him, and then pay the ransom to attract his attention, and take the opportunity to quickly raid the hostage's location and rescue the hostage.

But this isn't the real kidnapper, Sonya is still Manny's aunt, right? "

Gloria nodded.

"That's even simpler. According to the Colombian tradition, unless it's a betrayal, they will never kill their family members, so the decision is in our hands."

"What do you mean? I don't understand." Although Pritchett has made such a big business, he doesn't know anything about the underworld.

"What Ron means is that we don't need to pay attention to her, we have all the chips."

"But he has your son in his hand!"

"So what? Ron said it just now, didn't you understand?" Gloria remained calm: "What can she do to Manny? Will she raise Manny for us? Before long, she will take the initiative to send Manny return."

"Forget it, I don't care about you, you just need to bring Manny back, I want to have a few more drinks, this is obviously my holiday!" Pritchett drank the coffee that had been replaced with wine at some point do.

"Ding dong~"

The doorbell rang again, and this time before anyone could answer the door, the door opened by itself, and the Dunphy family, Mitchell, and Carlily Jr.'s family entered.

"You are finally here, and you don't even know what a wonderful show you just missed."

Ron walked to Claire and Mitchell, and said gloatingly, noticing that the expressions of the siblings were wrong, Ron seemed to smell the gossip: "Wait, it seems that it's not just Uncle Pritchett's side, but yours." There seems to be a story too?"

"Listen to me, it's like this, Xiaoka's grandma, the one who called me a sissy, she died, and I was alone with her at the moment of his death, and now the whole family thinks I contributed to it."

Ron was puzzled: "It doesn't sound like anything, as long as Xiaoka is on your side, wouldn't it be fine?"

"That's the problem, Xiaoka is completely on his family's side!" Mitchell said angrily.

"But what I heard didn't seem to be like this. Just now Lily told me that Xiaoka's grandma left gifts for everyone in the will, including you, you know? If I hate someone, I definitely won't Leave him anything in your will, even a sock."

"Really? That's great!" Mitchell happily walked towards the little Carlily on the sofa, where, as Ron said, the presents had already begun to be unwrapped.

Ron was curious, and followed with a wine glass.

"This is yours, grandma gave you a watch," Lily opened the box, took out the note inside and read: "The letter said that your grandfather took it off the wrist of a German devil, and now it belongs to you. "

"It's so touching." Xiaoka caressed his watch and broke down in tears.

Ron glanced sideways. The key to the watch was indeed very old, but the brand was a British brand. Germany used to wear British watches?This is just a joke~
It seems that Xiaoka usually runs the train with his mouth full, it should be a family bragging tradition.

At this time, it is reflected that the benefits of not bringing Sheldon together, if Sheldon plays again, will definitely expose Xiaoka's grandma's lies, making everyone unable to get down.

And Ron would only boast a few words about how beautiful it is, and let Lily open the next gift quickly by the way.

"This should be yours, Second Dad." Lily took out an exquisite box from the suitcase and handed it to Mitchell.

"Let me see what's written on the letter?" Mitchell opened the letter with full expectation: "'When Xiaoka brought you home for the first time, I thought I would never have a day when I could see you pleasing to the eye. I was taught to hate people like you, but when I see you make my grandson so happy, I can't help but care about you', I misunderstood Xiaoka."

"Yeah, I just said you misunderstood her? Let's put our hearts away first..."

Xiaoka nervously grabbed the letter paper in Mitchell's hand, but Ron noticed that there was still a line on the letter paper: "Wait, there seems to be another line of writing. You haven't finished reading it yet. What's written behind it?"

"Really? Let me see, besides you, who else is more suitable for my beloved Dongfang Fan? I hope he won't make you too homesick."

Mitchell continued to read, but became more and more confused: "Why do I feel homesick when I see a fan?"

"I don't think this is for you." Ron put the fan into Lily's hand. Sure enough, the oriental folding fan was more suitable for Asian Lily.

"Oh yes, grandma said before that she would give me a fan, and this is mine~" Lily happily jumped up holding the fan.

"What about my gift?"

"OK, the time to unwrap presents is over, and we'll talk about the rest when we get home."

Kaka was nervous, and his head began to sweat. Ron didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and thought it was more interesting. He just picked the suitcase open with his feet while Kaka was not paying attention, and there was only one bag in it. Transparent packet of lipstick.

"If you put all your gifts in one suitcase, I think this should be your gift," Ron handed the bag to Mitchell, and picked up the letter himself: "'All my old lipsticks, Just use it well! Big lady!' Haha, what an interesting old lady..."

"Ding dong~"

Just when the scene finally came to a very bloody moment, the doorbell rang again unfortunately.

This time it was Sonya who sent Manny back, and Gloria's eyes smugly surpassed Pritchett's, as if to say: Look, I just said it will be like this?
"I guess there should be some problems between you husband and wife that need to be resolved now. I won't bother you. I'll go over there and have a look. Don't forget to tell me the result later."

Ron picked up Lily: "Manny was kidnapped just now, do you want to hear the story of the kidnapping?"

This Father's Day is really messy enough, but I like it~
(End of this chapter)