The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 479
As soon as Sonya entered the door, she pushed Manny in front of Gloria, and said angrily, "I'll pay you back, Manny, I have to send him back, I'm going crazy from his big round eyes!"

"Compared to your bright eyes, my eyes are just lifeless fleshy balls." Manny stared at his aunt affectionately and said love words.

Ron felt that this child was not simple.

"Okay, go get me a bottle of beer." Sonya pushed Manny aside angrily.

Pritchett quietly approached Ron, and asked worriedly: "Is it their custom to fall in love with their aunt in Columbia?"

"Probably not, it's just that Manny is more perverted. If you need it, I can introduce you to a psychiatrist."

"Manny doesn't need it, but if you send me your contact information, I don't mind chatting with him," Pritchett said dutifully, then raised his head and shouted loudly to the crowd: "Gloria , you two go over there to argue, others, we have dinner, come here, children."

"Don't you care about the two over there?" Ron pointed at the two sisters, Gloria. Those two, no matter how they looked, looked like they were going to fight.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Pritchett shook his head helplessly: "Let them go, my life experience tells me that a man should never get involved in a woman's quarrel."

Pritchett took the main seat, and others sat around the table. He raised his glass: "Thank you very much for paying tribute to me on this great festival, but I am not the only father here. The three of you were born Such a family is very happy, isn't it?"

Pritchett's eyes fell on the three Dunphy children.

"Indeed."

"The best job in my life is to raise two extraordinary daughters, and a good buddy that I couldn't ask for more." Phil's voice has a hint of crying.

Ron elbowed Claire: "Take care of your husband, I didn't come here without breakfast, I'm almost starving to death."

At this dinner table, everyone seemed to have their own concerns, but Ron himself was really thinking about the meal.

"immediately."

As soon as Claire comforted Ron, the younger son Luke broke down and cried, "I'm sorry, Dad, we didn't go home directly, but stayed in New York for another five days, and I saw your favorite The magician is in the jelly, I want to tell you so much, but they won't let me."

"Oh my God, your mother and I..."

"Very angry!" Before Phil could finish speaking, Claire quickly took the lead and gave her husband a hard look: "You guys have been staying in New York, but you haven't told me anything..."

"Listen, I don't know what's going on with this mess, but I know this is my holiday, and I want you all to calm down." Pritchett finally couldn't sit still, and began to come out to smooth things over. As soon as he finished speaking, he There was a cuckoo cry from Joe in his arms.

"Do you have a mobile phone in your pocket? This is my mobile phone?" Pritchett took out the mobile phone in surprise: "I have been looking for this mobile phone since yesterday, why is it here with you?"

"I know how to steal~" Joe proudly declared.

"Wait, Phil, did you text me?"

"Yes, Claire asked me to send you a picture of the wardrobe in the hotel when we lived in New York. She thought the design of the wardrobe was very creative. How about it, isn't it great?"

Pritchett looked at the photo with an increasingly shocked expression, but what he was shocked about was completely different from what Phil thought.

"Gift Crab! Is this your naked body?! Claire!"

Claire took the phone, and it turned out that when Phil took a picture of the closet, he accidentally took a picture of her in the shower.

"You guys are arguing... OK~ Forget it," Manny rushed over when he heard the sound, but accidentally glanced at the photo, and hurriedly turned around to find his own seat and sat down: "I already have vague thoughts about a relative today. "

"Okay, that's the end of this matter." Claire quickly hid the phone behind her back, but didn't want Heidi behind to see her face: "Wait, the background of the photo is raining, but when we were in New York together It's not raining, oh my god! You're staying in Los Angeles too, don't take us!"

"Well, we lied too."

"Ahem," Pritchett, the real protagonist of the party, finally got angry: "Am I the only one who remembers that today is Father's Day? Do you know how bad your performance is today?"

"One of my sons has a kleptocratic habit, the other fell in love with his own aunt, which is disgusting enough even by your standards, and there is a daughter, I was forced to see her as she was when she was just born..."

However, before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted again. This time it was the Mitchell family who came last. Kaka walked in front, and Mitchell chased after him and said, "Come on, Kaka!" , kiss me this little bitch~”

Mitchell's face was covered with the lipstick that Xiaoka's grandma left him, and he painted his whole face like a cheap special industry personnel. Pritchett felt sick for a while. At this moment, Ron Don't forget to add:
"You forget you have a son who likes to look like a cheap skilled woman, Uncle Pritchett."

"Gift Crab!" Pritchett glanced at his underwhelming young son, and compared it with Ron sitting next to him, he couldn't help cursing inwardly.

The Pritchett family has always had a strong personality. Ever since his younger sister Mary married the silly George who could only ride a motorcycle, and he himself became the most successful furniture businessman, he has always regarded himself as a winner and often went to the silly George. Call home, show off your new car, new house, stuff like that.

But this situation began to turn around after the birth of the children of both parties.

Silly George's eldest son still looks silly like himself, but the second son has been very difficult since he was a child, and his behavior is so mature that he doesn't look like a child.

Fortunately, his daughter wasn't too far behind. He occasionally called Silly George and he could show off a few words, but after the birth of Silly George's second pair of twin daughters, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Silly George's third son turned out to be a genius too!
Huge gift crab!Why can that idiot have two genius sons, while he only has an average-level daughter, and a son whose athletic ability is severely low, so low that he doubts that he is his own son?
What's even more ridiculous is that one day, the son actually told him that he came out of the closet!

Today, this son has developed from a somewhat manly homosexual to a coquettish XX with heavy make-up.

Well, even though all this had nothing to do with Ron, now Ron felt that it was too late for him not to say something, so he quickly finished the sausage on the plate and stood up feeling his half-full stomach.

"Uncle Pritchett, I think Mitchell must have some special reason for dressing up like this, right?" Ron winked at Mitchell frantically.

Mitchell quickly wiped off the lipstick on his face with his sleeve, but it was okay not to wipe it off. After wiping, the whole face became more coquettish and unsightly. Seeing this ugly face, even Pritchett was angry. Can't help but laugh out loud.

"Hahaha..." The room was suddenly filled with joyous laughter.

"As for the others, even if Claire is on vacation in New York, she still has wardrobe business in mind. She has done a great job of your company. As for my godson Alsace, he did a great job, little one." Ron rubbed his godson head of:

"When I was his age, I didn't have such nimble hands and feet. I would be found out if I stole money from Mary's wallet. Maybe he will become a better agent than me in the future?"

Pritchett's expression eased, and Ron raised his glass while the iron was hot: "Happy holidays to all fathers and godfathers!"

"Cheers~"

The atmosphere finally returned to harmony.

"Ron! Could you please not bring your big dog to our apartment?! I hate such unpredictable furry things!"

In the apartment, Shelton growled loudly at Ron, and he himself stood on the table, looking at the horse dogs circling in front of Ron in fear.

"Please, this is a real military dog. All your orders will be carried out here. How can it be unpredictable?" Ron rubbed the dog's head indifferently and said carelessly: "But you are better now than when you were a child, I remember When you saw a big dog when you were a child, you would be so frightened that you couldn’t even make a sound, at least, you can still yell a few words now.”

"That's just a human instinctive stress response. People in ancient times relied on this stress response to keep themselves from making too much noise to disturb large beasts when they were frightened, so that the continuation of the human race Come down!"

"Really? But you said that this kind of stress response should not include peeing pants?" Ron pointed his ears and pointed at the corner of the apartment: "There is a grain pile."

The horse dog obediently ran to the corner and lay down by himself, and then Sheldon got down from the table with lingering fear: "What language did you speak just now?"

"Dutch." A smirk curled up on the corner of Ron's mouth.

This dog is the military dog ​​that Reise gave him as a substitute when he was looking for Finch. According to the habit of the military dog ​​training center, he was trained with Dutch passwords, so that when encountering an unsuspecting enemy, it can have an unexpected effect. .

But how could it be Ron's style to raise dogs for others for nothing? In order to give Riise and Finch a small "surprise", he specially used another "Dutch language" to replace the original instructions. I believe that Riise will wait a while. When the dog is brought back, the expression must be very exciting.

"How is it possible? What word did you just say? I remember that no word related to action in Dutch has the same pronunciation as you!" Shelton questioned.

"I'm speaking a Dutch regional dialect. What's so strange about you not knowing it? Don't you know all the dialects?"

"That's true..." Sheldon had just agreed, but suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait! The Netherlands is only that big, and it's less than four times the size of Los Angeles. Where did the dialect come from!"

The Los Angeles that Sheldon mentioned here does not refer to the city of Los Angeles, but Los Angeles County, with a total of 1.2 square kilometers, and the land area of ​​the Netherlands is 4.1 square kilometers, which is indeed not as large as four Los Angeles.

"Who said that a small country can't have dialects? We all live in the same building, don't you also understand Mrs. Poloneva's dialect on the third floor?"

"That's because Mrs. Polonieva is an immigrant from Eastern Europe. She speaks Polish, not a dialect of English. I swear, I will definitely vote on the residents' committee to ban large dogs in the apartment. I absolutely don't want to Live in the same building as this guy."

"Don't think I don't know, the so-called resident committee of this apartment is yourself, I'm not a fool like Penny~" Ron gave Shelton a contemptuous glance: "Don't worry, I won't keep dogs in the apartment Yes, someone will come and take it away after a while, it's someone else's dog."

"Well, I will allow it to stay here until five o'clock at most. If no one picks it up, you must take it away."

"No problem," Ron agreed. He made an appointment with Riise at four o'clock. Riise is a very time-conscious person and will never be late: "By the way, the robot I gave you a while ago How is the research going? Is there any progress, give me some good news, and make me happy."

Sheldon shook his head: "The biggest progress now is still in the battery. Combining the technology you gave before and the robot's own power supply, we have created a new battery. As long as the mobile phone is as big as it is, it can make the robot A car runs five kilometers, I think it's all the fault of this big dog, since you kept him in the laboratory, I have been having strange dreams."

"Strange dream? What kind of dream is that?" Ron asked with interest.

"Dan and I came to Los Angeles to live together, without Leonard, and then Dan fell in love with Penny, and you asked me to make an electromagnetic weapon against robots, and I made you a gun with an electromagnetic harpoon as a weapon , this dream is really too real."

Sheldon said, recalling the scene in his dream, and Ron, who was sitting across from him, opened his mouth wide in surprise.

This is too powerful, right?Sheldon can even perceive things in different time and space? !
Although I don't know what the reason is, there is a high probability that something that happened in another flat space-time was transmitted to Sheldon through a way that Ron didn't know, using dreams as a link.

"Well, this dream is indeed very interesting. If you have such an interesting dream next time, please remember to tell me. I would like to hear it. Maybe you don't know. Recently, I have been reading about psychological research on dreams."

Saying that, Ron got up, intending to go to the refrigerator to get some drinks, but Sheldon suddenly spoke again: "Another dream? It really did, I also dreamed that you took me to an island to occupy an entire island I went to play at the zoo, and that zoo was full of dinosaurs! It would be great if there was such a zoo.”

Ron couldn't help shaking his hands when he opened the refrigerator: "Wait, Sheldon, let me ask you a question. Have you ever watched movies like "Jurassic Park" or "Jurassic World"?"

(End of this chapter)