The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 322 I Won’t Tell You What’s Behind
"No!" Li Muyun shook his head at the fastest speed, Changle's father was still standing not far away, the last warning was still in his ears, Li Muyun didn't want to lose his head early.

"Liar, you must have hidden a lot." Chang Le wrinkled his nose: "Just now you said that your nickname in Shanyin County is 'Poetry Tank', how could there be only three poems."

"Uh..." Li Muyun touched his nose in embarrassment, not knowing how to explain this to Chang Le.

The so-called 'Poetry Vat' is probably not taken seriously by anyone who just heard it. They all know that he is just bragging, but the little girl Changle actually takes it seriously. I don't know what she thinks.

Seeing that Li Muyun was silent, Chang Le circled around him with his hands behind his back, showing a smile like a grown-up: "You are not a liar, are you? Let me tell you, you are deceiving the emperor. If you don't make it right, you will be killed."

Hearing the decapitation, the corners of Li Muyun's eyes twitched.The father and daughter of the Li family are absolutely amazing. They always like to threaten people with beheading. Over the past 20 years of the Zhenguan Dynasty, there are still so many courtiers who survived. I don’t know if it’s their fate or Li Shimin’s mercy.

But thinking about it, the girl Changle had to answer. Li Muyun rolled his eyes slightly, and immediately thought of a reason: "Of course I didn't lie, how could I lie! It's just that it's like this now, we still give the 'deputy "Principal, save some face, otherwise the old man will probably die of anger."

"Vice principal?" Chang Le glanced at Li Muyun suspiciously, then glanced at the pale old man in the direction of his finger, and laughed out loud.Ganqing is an illiterate guy, he doesn't even know what the old man's job is called.

"That's right, what's your name if you don't call it 'vice principal'?" Li Muyun also responded suspiciously to Changle, as if he was taking a school exam.

"It's called Zhangyu. The main person in charge of Taixue is Jijiu, that is, Master Kong Yingda, then Feng Shanchang, and the next is Zhangyu." Chang Le pursed his mouth and glanced at Li Muyun a little funny.

Li Muyun came to a sudden: "Uh, so it's called Zhangyu, but I dare say he's not the 'Vice Principal'."

"Of course not, but what exactly is that 'vice principal' you're talking about." Chang Le looked at Li Muyun with a smile and asked.

"Isn't Taixue here? Isn't Taixue a school? Of course the highest officer of the school is called the principal, and besides the principal, he is also the vice principal." Li Muyun said confidently, speaking from his heart, he didn't think What's wrong with me, the left and right are just called differently.

"Cough, cough..." Just when Li Muyun was chatting happily with Chang Le, Comrade Li Er appeared behind him at some point and coughed vigorously several times.

In an instant, Li Muyun recovered his serious expression, and bowed deeply to Changle: "Thank you for your guidance, Your Highness, Xiaosheng has been taught."

'Boom', as soon as Li Muyun finished speaking, he was kicked on the buttocks, and then he heard Li Shimin's voice behind him: "You are a fart, if you dare to lie to my daughter, believe it or not, I will take your head off!" Come down and be a chamber pot!"

"I..." Li Muyun said out with a stomach full of grievances, and after a while he changed the topic and said, "Your Majesty, do you have a choice? Which song do you want to use?"

"What the hell, I have to listen to the three songs, and I've said them all at once, hurry up." Li Shimin glared at Li Muyun: "Feng Aiqing is really right, you are just a naughty boy, let you be in Taixue I really don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse.”

"Your Majesty, I really didn't do anything this time. They provoked everything first. You say I'm just a bumpkin from the countryside. How dare I compete with the gentleman here, right? If it's not a last resort, Even if you lend me a few more courage, I won't dare to do that." Li Muyun blinked innocently, as if he had suffered a lot of grievances.

Li Shimin waved his hand to interrupt Li Muyun's pretentiousness: "Okay, don't be so obedient here, just now Huang Jiaoyu made it clear that he would admit defeat, and now you have won. But, you kid, don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you won, Huang Jiaoyu I will not agree to his resignation, he is still the instructor here!"

"Ah? Then, isn't that a waste of time?" Li Muyun said dumbfounded.

This is really a fierce operation, and the record is zero to five!
If I had known this earlier, it would have been better to just admit defeat at the beginning, and now there are three less poems that can be used to pretend to be a calf in the future. It seems that I have suffered a lot from the whole thing.

Li Shimin glared at him and said: "Then what else do you want, do you really want to break up my imperial education? You don't even think about it. With your lazy appearance, you can't even be a teacher. How about you?" Do you want to be a teacher? Do you want to be a mountain chief?"

"No, I, I didn't want to be the head of the mountain, nor did I want to be that kind of teacher. They didn't like me and insisted on driving me away. I was acting in self-defense, just like falsely accusing me of rebellion."

"He didn't falsely accuse you!" Li Shimin's nose was almost twisted by the rogue in front of him, and he kicked Li Muyun again: "I am the emperor, and I will do whatever I say. Could it be that you still dare to resist the order?"

"Don't dare!" Li Muyun shook his head, glanced at the 'vice principal' standing aside, and said with drooping eyes: "Your Majesty, you can do whatever you want, but it's best not to come here in the future. Mess with me, or I'll beat him up."

Li Shimin didn't care about Li Muyun's threat to Huang Jiaoyu, he just made the big issue into a small one, and said: "Don't worry, I just told Huang Jiaoyu that he won't trouble you anymore, but you too You can't push your limits, do you know that!"

"No!" Huang Jiaoyu bowed first to express his obedience.

Although Li Muyun was pretending to be stupid, but at this moment he also knew that he could not resist the order, so he could only bow to Li Shimin with an aggrieved expression: "No! Follow your majesty's orders."

"Okay, this matter has come to an end here, can you say the last few lines of the three poems now?" Seeing that Li Muyun's hair has been smoothed out, Li Shimin brought up the old matter again. , bringing the topic back to those three poems.

But to Li Shimin's surprise, Li Muyun is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Although he is subdued on the surface, how can a kid with a bad stomach be so honest.

So after a brief silence, Li Muyun said in a voice that made one want to kill him: "Uh..., Your Majesty, I, I forgot what was written behind."

(End of this chapter)