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Chapter 1055: Rat Poison Dealer Yu Fei
This world is so wonderful, just like a movie line said, I tried my best to maintain my image, but finally lost to a true lie.

Yu Fei thinks this is a kind of irony, and it is also a kind of protective color that can be used. Anyway, what he presents now is so shocking, so he simply takes advantage of people's dark psychology under the lights.

Putting part of the truth on the bright side may have a different effect. It is a good cover-up to cover up a real thing with a joke-like truth.

And he asked Tong Ling to take the wine not to curry favor with anyone, but purely to give Zhang Zheng a guarantee. After all, his body is already a colander. Although he doesn't care about it himself, Yu Fei can't just be so presumptuous .

Out of respect for the sages, coupled with Xiao Yu's trust in him, Yu Fei felt that he could no longer drill holes in the colander, otherwise it would very likely collapse.

Buddha is destined to save people, and medicine does not cure death. Although ginseng does have some effects, Yu Fei doesn't realize that he can save people by taking action. He just does his part.

And the three pieces of wood that Tongling took the opportunity to extort in the past should be regarded as supporting her property, not to mention that this little girl is likely to raid her father's wine cellar again after receiving the support, this business is not bad .

Soon, Tong Ling came with a small bottle, but after seeing the small bottle, Yu Fei couldn't laugh or cry, this girl is too stingy.

The bottle in her hand is familiar to Yu Fei. It is a gift of a kind of local wine in the homestay. Since it is a gift, the quantity must not be too much, that is, around two taels.

"I don't know the drinking capacity of the two old people. I don't dare to take too much. I just brought some for you to taste. If you don't think it tastes good, just try it."

Tong Ling stuck out her tongue and explained like this.

Yu Fei glanced at her, reluctantly took the wine bottle and two wine glasses in her hand, poured a glass for Zhang Zheng and Mr. Qian, and the bottle of wine was almost empty.

"It doesn't have a very good effect, but it has a very good blood circulation effect, and drinking a small amount of alcohol is also good for the body, so you don't need to keep staring at me, Xiao Yu."

After Yu Fei finished speaking, Xiao Yu glared at him fiercely, then looked away, and turned to look at her grandfather like a supervisor.

"I'll just drink this one, try it." Zhang Zheng took the wine glass from Yu Fei's hand and said to his granddaughter.

"If Sister She saw it, what would she say about you?" Xiao Yu pouted.

"Isn't she here?" Sister She, Zhang Zheng also seemed to have a headache. She cared so much out of concern for his body, and he didn't want to get angry, right.

Mr. Qian didn't have so many worries, so he put the wine glass under his nose and sniffed it, and said, "Well, it's mellow, at least Xiaofei didn't lie about the age, but I don't know if the ginseng in it is a thousand-year-old ginseng."

Tong Ling's eyes lit up when he heard this, and after looking at Yu Fei's back, he pursed his lips and did not make a sound.

And Yu Fei said like a street vendor selling rat poison: "This is definitely the real thing. If it is a thousand-year-old ginseng, even if it is not 1000 years old, it must be at least 99 years old."

Mr. Qian glanced at Zhang Zheng and said, "Aren't you afraid of mending that old bone to death? Don't you understand the meaning of not being mended?"

Yu Fei chuckled, scratched his head and didn't answer, but Zhang Zheng glared at Mr. Qian, and drank about half of the wine in the glass in one gulp.

He didn't swallow it directly, but closed his mouth, watching the non-stop agitation on both sides of his mouth, Yu Fei thought it was another alcoholic.

Strictly speaking, Zhang Zheng is no longer drinking, but tasting wine, mobilizing all the taste buds in his mouth to taste the taste of the wine, even under his tongue.

"Guru~"

As the wine in his mouth was swallowed, Zhang Zheng opened his mouth and let out a sigh of relief, and said with regret: "It's a little short, but it may be because of the thousand-year-old ginseng soaked in it."

When talking about thousand-year-old ginseng, he deliberately emphasized the wording, and Yu Fei curled his lips and said, "What I said is true."

Qian Lao chuckled and said, "Since you don't like this wine, I'll drink it all by myself."

Drinking is not as troublesome as Zhang Zheng's, and he swallowed it like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, so the cup in his hand was emptied in advance.

Zhang Zhengna, who finally got a chance to drink, made him wishful. Taking advantage of the convenience of being close to Yu Fei, he reached out and snatched the wine bottle from the latter's hand, and filled his own wine glass by the way. In this way, the wine bottle was empty. up.

Mr. Qian shrugged and said, "Anyway, as long as it has something to do with alcohol, I can't get along well, but fortunately, I can still drink alcohol often, so I'll let you go once today."

After finishing speaking, he turned his eyes to the embankment, frowned and said, "Why is this kid so slow, can't he just show it to you once in a while?"

Tongling kindly mentioned Qian Feng and explained: "Renting a fishing rod requires certain procedures, so it is a bit slower."

Mr. Qian chuckled, and just turned around and exclaimed: "You are really a lion, pouring a glass of wine directly into your stomach, are you not afraid of being choked?"

Zhang Zheng, who swallowed the rest of the wine, seemed to be a bit more energetic. He didn't argue with Mr. Qian about this sentence. After feeling it carefully, he hooked his fingers at Mr. Qian.

"Come on, I have to see what the tortoise surnamed Qian looks like today?"

Fuck, this is really unbearable for uncles and aunts, Qian Lao shouted at Qian Feng, who just showed his head on the embankment: "Hurry up and bring the fishing rod here."

After shouting, he said to Zhang Zheng again: "Don't tell me, I really haven't caught a bastard surnamed Zhang in these years."

The smell of gunpowder between the two became stronger, and I don't know that the two old men have such a lot of energy. It's not good to eat more vegetables and cultivate land. They have to fight over who is the bastard.

What's the point of even winning? Could it be that the opponent can really become a bastard?
And Yu Fei was also worried about whether they would fish, because their identities did not allow them to be as presumptuous as Yu Fei.

But when they took over the fishing rod, Yu Fei knew that he was worrying about nothing, and judging from the few professional terms that popped out of their mouths from time to time, they were still veterans.

Yu Fei's jaw was about to drop to the ground. One must know that Zhang Zheng despised fishing very much before, so why is he so proficient now?

As if feeling what Yu Fei was thinking, Zhang Zheng straightened the fishing line and said without raising his head: "If you don't like something, it doesn't necessarily mean you don't know it, just like the saying that the person who knows you best will always be Like your enemy, when you refute something, you have to say one, two, three, four."

"Hypocrisy." Qian Lao snorted.

"You think you're a good thing?"

Here it is again, Yu Fei shook his head and walked to the side, since he is familiar with the fishing process, there is no need for him to stare at the side, let the two of them pinch it by themselves, whoever is the bastard has nothing to do with him.

He casually took out a bottle of mineral water prepared by the copper bell, and just took a sip, Xiao Yu came over, seemed a little embarrassed, Yu Fei asked, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Yu glanced at the two old men who were still bickering, then at Yu Fei, and said eagerly, "Brother Yu, do you think my grandfather will win?"

"It's hard to say." Yu Fei shook his head and said, "Fishing is not only about skill, it also depends on luck. If you catch fish in this aquatic plant nest today, you might not see a single bite in the same place tomorrow. "

"This is a wild river, and the fish schools are very mobile. It's all luck."

Xiao Yu looked worried: "It won't look good for either of them to lose."

Yu Fei rolled his eyes twice, and beckoned to Qian Feng, who had been silent all this time, and the latter came soon after. After Yu Fei whispered a few words, the guy immediately jumped up on the spot.

"you……"

The voice was a bit loud. After he glanced back at the two old men who were still making preparations, he turned around and lowered his voice, and said through gritted teeth, "If I really dare to do that, believe it or not, I won't survive tonight?"

"Yeah, Brother Yu, your method is too obvious, and even if Qian Feng dared to throw stones into the river, wouldn't my grandpa and the others continue fishing in another place?" Xiao Yu didn't quite agree with this damaging method.

Yu Fei spread his hands and said: "Then there is no other way, it depends on one's luck."

"Hey~ I said you're not worried that if your grandpa loses, he'll get angry with you later?"

This question was asked to Qian Feng. Even if this guy knew about the bet, he still looked indifferent. Could it be that he is so sure that his grandfather can win?

Qian Feng imitated him and spread his hands: "What's the use of worrying? Could it be that I can stop this game just because I'm afraid of being angered? Believe me, the end of interrupting the game is worse than being angered."

Yu Fei thinks about it too, even if he is angered, it is Qian Lao alone's men's singles, if he dares to disrupt this match now, there will definitely be Qian Lao and Zhang Zheng's men's mixed doubles.

"Isn't it okay to throw some other things into the river? For example, the feces of ospreys and the like. I remember that some of our fish farmers threw that into the lake, saying that it was to drive away the fish that came to the shore, so as to save others from sneaking. .” Tong Ling squeezed over and said.

"Let's not talk about whether that thing is useful or not, but now, is there still a chance to throw it into the river?" Yu Fei said with a sigh by the river.

Several people also looked over, Mr. Qian and Zhang Zheng had packed up the fishing and were adjusting the float in the river at this time.

"Ai~" Xiao Yu sighed softly, her face full of worry.

With a thought in his heart, Yu Fei thought of a method that he could try. As for the effect, he would only know after trying it.

……

"What's going on today? Why didn't there be a single fish, not even a single fish." Mr. Qian said to himself in confusion.

Zhang Zheng was also frowning not far away. Up to now, he has not seen a single bite. He has changed the bait several times, but it still has no effect.

(End of this chapter)