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Chapter 1651 Unreliable Uncle
Chapter 1651 Unreliable Uncle
Seeing Tong Ling eat with steamed buns dipped in chili oil, Yu Fei felt his forehead was sweating, and finally shook his head, expressing that he gave up.
Except for the old monster who carefully observed the various performances of the copper bell, everyone else looked at them as if they were children making noise.
Zhang Suqin suddenly said to Ma Sanye: "I think if you put your daughter here for a while, it will definitely change."
Ma Sanye’s face darkened, he glanced at Yu Fei and said in a muffled voice: “Ang~ I’m afraid it will be different, if you said that if Xiao Fei parks the car in front of my house, will I kill him or kill him? he?"
Zhang Suqin was amused: "Then I have to congratulate you, I borrow one and pay back two... No, it may be three or four."
"It depends on the length of time." Zhang Zheng also made a rare joke.
Mr. Ma was depressed. He could fight the old monster inextricably, or face Mr. Li speechless, but he didn't dare to hate the old man in front of him.
After lunch, scattered people came to sell acacia flowers.
Wu Shuai took over the work of Tong Ling and Lu Shaoshuai, and he had several jobs by himself, both to settle accounts and to pay.
Young Marshal Lu, Tongling, and Zhang Suqin, who joined in the fun, looked at the scales, and Yu Fei also joined in after sending Zhang Zheng and the others away.
But his work is very light, just scurrying back and forth, occasionally helping here or there to say a few words.
But when he was facing Young Marshal Shang Lu, he usually helped the people in Shuangfeng Town to speak, especially for those older people who came, and he always asked Tongling to pull the fractions to whole numbers.
Of course, if there is something dissatisfied, he will also suppress a few words, just like now, there is a master who has half the leaves and half acacia flowers.
"You are a bit too much. It is inevitable to say that there are leaves, but you have too many, and you can't see many acacia flowers."
The master was also a bastard, and said with a smile: "The main reason is that I came too quickly and didn't clean up. The flowering is just these few days. If you miss it, it will be gone."
"Why don't you look at it and peel off some skin, these are all flower buds, still tender."
"They're all relatives. When you got married, I went to drink the wedding wine."
Yu Fei looked it over carefully, he didn't remember that he had this relative, and that person also noticed it, he laughed and said in a low voice, "Fan Zhai, Fan Zhai's."
"Small Fan Village and Big Fan Village?" Yu Fei asked casually.
"From Xiaofan Village." The man laughed again.
Yu Fei let out a snort, then grabbed a handful from the dustpan and said to the crowd waiting to be weighed behind the man, "It's normal to have some leaves, but something like this is not acceptable."
"This is not here to sell acacia flowers, this is here to sell leaves."
"Good guy, you can't see the acacia flower even if you squeeze it tightly."
"Who is this? If you want to take advantage, it's not just this way!"
"..."
Hearing these voices, the man's face turned pale, and Yu Fei didn't get used to him: "If you still want to sell, then pick and choose. I really can't ask for this kind of thing, whether you are a relative or not, This has to be done.”
"That's right, you can't rely on your status as a relative to fool people."
"Why did relatives leave like this? Isn't this a scam?"
"Is the first one still for sale? If you want to sell it, go to the side and pick it up. If you don't sell it, let it go quickly."
"That's right, there are so many people waiting behind."
Zhang Suqin seemed to see something, and whispered a few words in Tongling's ear, and the latter quickly ran back to the warehouse, dragging a large basin over.
With a bang, the big basin was thrown on the ground, and the dustpan on the scale was lifted, and the acacia flowers and acacia leaves inside were poured into it.
After bending over and pulling out a distance, he said to the others: "Come on, let's go on to the scale."
After all the work was connected again, Yu Fei could no longer see the figure of that person. He glanced at the pot of acacia flowers that had been left behind and sighed.
As long as you can live up to it a little bit, I won't be so impartial.
It's really the same temperament once they come out of a litter.
Leaning on the other side of the drying platform, he lit a cigarette, took a puff, and Yu Fei spit it out with a sigh.
"That person didn't deal with you?"
Zhang Suqin's voice came: "Or the little Fanzhai he is in has something to do with you?"
Yu Fei smiled slightly and said, "It's okay to say it, I just remembered who he is."
"Who is it?" Zhang Suqin asked.
"It's a cousin of my ex-mother-in-law. According to seniority, Guoguo should call him uncle...huh?"
Speaking of this, Yu Fei suddenly discovered a brilliant point. None of the uncles and elders he met seemed to be reliable.
In the past, my uncle reported him for stealing fish from the ground cage, and now Guoguo's uncle is doing it again.
"What do you mean? Do you feel sorry for your ex-wife?" Zhang Suqin asked with burning eyes.
"That's not it."
Yu Fei shook his head, and then said what he was thinking just now, and Zhang Suqin seemed to laugh happily after hearing it.
"Let me tell you, what you have met is already considered good, because of your current achievements, you will even meet relatives who are even worse than this."
"Haven't you heard that sentence? Poor people can't hook their relatives with ten steel needles on the cross streets, and rich people can't get rid of unrighteous friends in deep mountains and old forests."
"You have to pay attention, it's the unjust friends who won't break up, the key points are drawn for you, if you don't understand, there will be no cure."
"I know, it's just in my heart... oh~ forget it, I just feel a little... continue to help Lao Lu collect acacia flowers."
Yu Fei turned around and left after speaking, Zhang Suqin said behind him: "Don't walk while looking at your own footprints."
Turning around and giving her a smile, Yu Fei said, "Don't worry, I can't go back, or I would have just accepted those acacia flowers."
It wasn't until it was dark that the people who came to sell the acacia flowers had finished. Tong Ling sat down on the stool and sighed, "I haven't been so tired for a long time."
That's right, the refrigerated truck that Wu Shuai brought earlier was not enough, and the second refrigerated truck that was transferred was also nearly half full.
Those who came to sell acacia flowers never stopped, and many of them carried a small plastic bag to try it out, which increased the workload of several people a lot.
Lu Shaoshuai and Wu Shuai exchanged accounts with smiles all over their faces, and said with an arrogant smile, "I've invited you for dinner today, and you can order whatever you want."
"Casual? I want to eat roasted camel, will you arrange it?" Tong Ling muttered.
Who is Young Marshal Lu? His face is bulletproof, and he is not embarrassed. He still smiled and said, "Let's discuss the matter of roasting camels in the long term. As long as it is available in my homestay and farm, you can order it casually, and I will cover it all."
"Hey~"
As he said that, he suddenly turned to Yu Fei: "Why don't you arrange your two Dongtao chickens, and I'll ask the chef to show you his skills."
Yu Fei said angrily: "Go away, I asked you to get me the cubs of Dongtao chicken. You haven't gotten them for me until now, and you still want to eat my two adult chickens, don't talk about it." No, there are no windows."
Those two ugly and cute Dong Tao chickens were no less dominant than the big geese on the farm, especially after Yu Fei took them into the space a few times, it was even more terrible.
They are extremely aggressive and protective, and their size has grown even larger. Now Lightning and the others don't easily provoke them, and the three fawns have become their younger brothers.
If Yu Fei hadn't discovered it in time, they would have killed the little squirrel, so much so that now the little squirrel would run away from the chicken.
While Tongling and Young Marshal Lu were still thinking about what to eat, Yu Fei said, "Don't worry about the things from my side. I have already asked Da Kui to kill one in the afternoon. Let's eat roasted whole lamb and drink it." Haggis soup to go."
"Remember to pay the bill~"
The last sentence was addressed to Young Marshal Lu, who was also unambiguous: "Isn't it just a sheep, brother please, let's go."
Tongling suddenly pointed to the pot of mixed acacia flowers and asked, "What should I do with that? Do I need to keep it?"
Before Yu Fei opened his mouth, Young Marshal Lu said carelessly: "What are you keeping? Just pour it into Xiaofei's fish pond to feed the fish. If someone comes to look for it, they will say that I poured it out."
"There is something for him to come to me."
Tongling gave him a blank stare: "Is there something else coming at you? Just such a little acacia flower, making you talk like you are at war with the two countries."
A few people really poured the pot of acacia flowers into the fish pond, and Yu Fei invited all the people at noon again.
Except for Zhang Zheng who needed to go to bed early because of his old age, everyone went to the mutton soup restaurant to have a delicious meal.
Not to mention, the mutton roasted in a stuffy oven is tenderer, so Yu Fei even ate two more mutton chops.
After returning home at night, after a thorough cleaning, Yu Fei lay on the bed and stretched comfortably. Just as he was about to play with his phone for a while, a call from Young Marshal Lu came in.
"I have something to tell you." Young Marshal Lu's tone was a little strange.
"Say it." Yu Fei responded.
"I know that Uncle Toad of yours is unreliable, but I didn't expect him to be able to do this. Just now, Muzi Li told me that he came to the hotel to look for me." Young Marshal Lu said.
"He didn't say much when he didn't find me, but his daughter-in-law was quite quick-spoken and told her why she came."
"Li Muzi didn't say what the other party said specifically, but the main idea is that they are going to provide me with acacia flowers for eight yuan."
Yu Fei was stunned, he thought he heard it wrong: "Wait a minute, how much do you think they are going to sell you for the acacia flower?"
"Eight yuan is the eight yuan you thought it was." Young Marshal Lu said emphatically.
"No, are they out of their minds? We only received seven yuan here, and he wants to sell it to you for eight yuan. Does he think you are stupid or he is stupid?" Yu Fei was very puzzled by this. .
"I don't know if they think I'm stupid or not, but they probably think you're stupid, and they're not stupid. They've got a good calculation. If you sell it to me for eight dollars, they can sell it for an extra dollar a catty."
"And I spend one yuan less per catty."
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Tong Ling eat with steamed buns dipped in chili oil, Yu Fei felt his forehead was sweating, and finally shook his head, expressing that he gave up.
Except for the old monster who carefully observed the various performances of the copper bell, everyone else looked at them as if they were children making noise.
Zhang Suqin suddenly said to Ma Sanye: "I think if you put your daughter here for a while, it will definitely change."
Ma Sanye’s face darkened, he glanced at Yu Fei and said in a muffled voice: “Ang~ I’m afraid it will be different, if you said that if Xiao Fei parks the car in front of my house, will I kill him or kill him? he?"
Zhang Suqin was amused: "Then I have to congratulate you, I borrow one and pay back two... No, it may be three or four."
"It depends on the length of time." Zhang Zheng also made a rare joke.
Mr. Ma was depressed. He could fight the old monster inextricably, or face Mr. Li speechless, but he didn't dare to hate the old man in front of him.
After lunch, scattered people came to sell acacia flowers.
Wu Shuai took over the work of Tong Ling and Lu Shaoshuai, and he had several jobs by himself, both to settle accounts and to pay.
Young Marshal Lu, Tongling, and Zhang Suqin, who joined in the fun, looked at the scales, and Yu Fei also joined in after sending Zhang Zheng and the others away.
But his work is very light, just scurrying back and forth, occasionally helping here or there to say a few words.
But when he was facing Young Marshal Shang Lu, he usually helped the people in Shuangfeng Town to speak, especially for those older people who came, and he always asked Tongling to pull the fractions to whole numbers.
Of course, if there is something dissatisfied, he will also suppress a few words, just like now, there is a master who has half the leaves and half acacia flowers.
"You are a bit too much. It is inevitable to say that there are leaves, but you have too many, and you can't see many acacia flowers."
The master was also a bastard, and said with a smile: "The main reason is that I came too quickly and didn't clean up. The flowering is just these few days. If you miss it, it will be gone."
"Why don't you look at it and peel off some skin, these are all flower buds, still tender."
"They're all relatives. When you got married, I went to drink the wedding wine."
Yu Fei looked it over carefully, he didn't remember that he had this relative, and that person also noticed it, he laughed and said in a low voice, "Fan Zhai, Fan Zhai's."
"Small Fan Village and Big Fan Village?" Yu Fei asked casually.
"From Xiaofan Village." The man laughed again.
Yu Fei let out a snort, then grabbed a handful from the dustpan and said to the crowd waiting to be weighed behind the man, "It's normal to have some leaves, but something like this is not acceptable."
"This is not here to sell acacia flowers, this is here to sell leaves."
"Good guy, you can't see the acacia flower even if you squeeze it tightly."
"Who is this? If you want to take advantage, it's not just this way!"
"..."
Hearing these voices, the man's face turned pale, and Yu Fei didn't get used to him: "If you still want to sell, then pick and choose. I really can't ask for this kind of thing, whether you are a relative or not, This has to be done.”
"That's right, you can't rely on your status as a relative to fool people."
"Why did relatives leave like this? Isn't this a scam?"
"Is the first one still for sale? If you want to sell it, go to the side and pick it up. If you don't sell it, let it go quickly."
"That's right, there are so many people waiting behind."
Zhang Suqin seemed to see something, and whispered a few words in Tongling's ear, and the latter quickly ran back to the warehouse, dragging a large basin over.
With a bang, the big basin was thrown on the ground, and the dustpan on the scale was lifted, and the acacia flowers and acacia leaves inside were poured into it.
After bending over and pulling out a distance, he said to the others: "Come on, let's go on to the scale."
After all the work was connected again, Yu Fei could no longer see the figure of that person. He glanced at the pot of acacia flowers that had been left behind and sighed.
As long as you can live up to it a little bit, I won't be so impartial.
It's really the same temperament once they come out of a litter.
Leaning on the other side of the drying platform, he lit a cigarette, took a puff, and Yu Fei spit it out with a sigh.
"That person didn't deal with you?"
Zhang Suqin's voice came: "Or the little Fanzhai he is in has something to do with you?"
Yu Fei smiled slightly and said, "It's okay to say it, I just remembered who he is."
"Who is it?" Zhang Suqin asked.
"It's a cousin of my ex-mother-in-law. According to seniority, Guoguo should call him uncle...huh?"
Speaking of this, Yu Fei suddenly discovered a brilliant point. None of the uncles and elders he met seemed to be reliable.
In the past, my uncle reported him for stealing fish from the ground cage, and now Guoguo's uncle is doing it again.
"What do you mean? Do you feel sorry for your ex-wife?" Zhang Suqin asked with burning eyes.
"That's not it."
Yu Fei shook his head, and then said what he was thinking just now, and Zhang Suqin seemed to laugh happily after hearing it.
"Let me tell you, what you have met is already considered good, because of your current achievements, you will even meet relatives who are even worse than this."
"Haven't you heard that sentence? Poor people can't hook their relatives with ten steel needles on the cross streets, and rich people can't get rid of unrighteous friends in deep mountains and old forests."
"You have to pay attention, it's the unjust friends who won't break up, the key points are drawn for you, if you don't understand, there will be no cure."
"I know, it's just in my heart... oh~ forget it, I just feel a little... continue to help Lao Lu collect acacia flowers."
Yu Fei turned around and left after speaking, Zhang Suqin said behind him: "Don't walk while looking at your own footprints."
Turning around and giving her a smile, Yu Fei said, "Don't worry, I can't go back, or I would have just accepted those acacia flowers."
It wasn't until it was dark that the people who came to sell the acacia flowers had finished. Tong Ling sat down on the stool and sighed, "I haven't been so tired for a long time."
That's right, the refrigerated truck that Wu Shuai brought earlier was not enough, and the second refrigerated truck that was transferred was also nearly half full.
Those who came to sell acacia flowers never stopped, and many of them carried a small plastic bag to try it out, which increased the workload of several people a lot.
Lu Shaoshuai and Wu Shuai exchanged accounts with smiles all over their faces, and said with an arrogant smile, "I've invited you for dinner today, and you can order whatever you want."
"Casual? I want to eat roasted camel, will you arrange it?" Tong Ling muttered.
Who is Young Marshal Lu? His face is bulletproof, and he is not embarrassed. He still smiled and said, "Let's discuss the matter of roasting camels in the long term. As long as it is available in my homestay and farm, you can order it casually, and I will cover it all."
"Hey~"
As he said that, he suddenly turned to Yu Fei: "Why don't you arrange your two Dongtao chickens, and I'll ask the chef to show you his skills."
Yu Fei said angrily: "Go away, I asked you to get me the cubs of Dongtao chicken. You haven't gotten them for me until now, and you still want to eat my two adult chickens, don't talk about it." No, there are no windows."
Those two ugly and cute Dong Tao chickens were no less dominant than the big geese on the farm, especially after Yu Fei took them into the space a few times, it was even more terrible.
They are extremely aggressive and protective, and their size has grown even larger. Now Lightning and the others don't easily provoke them, and the three fawns have become their younger brothers.
If Yu Fei hadn't discovered it in time, they would have killed the little squirrel, so much so that now the little squirrel would run away from the chicken.
While Tongling and Young Marshal Lu were still thinking about what to eat, Yu Fei said, "Don't worry about the things from my side. I have already asked Da Kui to kill one in the afternoon. Let's eat roasted whole lamb and drink it." Haggis soup to go."
"Remember to pay the bill~"
The last sentence was addressed to Young Marshal Lu, who was also unambiguous: "Isn't it just a sheep, brother please, let's go."
Tongling suddenly pointed to the pot of mixed acacia flowers and asked, "What should I do with that? Do I need to keep it?"
Before Yu Fei opened his mouth, Young Marshal Lu said carelessly: "What are you keeping? Just pour it into Xiaofei's fish pond to feed the fish. If someone comes to look for it, they will say that I poured it out."
"There is something for him to come to me."
Tongling gave him a blank stare: "Is there something else coming at you? Just such a little acacia flower, making you talk like you are at war with the two countries."
A few people really poured the pot of acacia flowers into the fish pond, and Yu Fei invited all the people at noon again.
Except for Zhang Zheng who needed to go to bed early because of his old age, everyone went to the mutton soup restaurant to have a delicious meal.
Not to mention, the mutton roasted in a stuffy oven is tenderer, so Yu Fei even ate two more mutton chops.
After returning home at night, after a thorough cleaning, Yu Fei lay on the bed and stretched comfortably. Just as he was about to play with his phone for a while, a call from Young Marshal Lu came in.
"I have something to tell you." Young Marshal Lu's tone was a little strange.
"Say it." Yu Fei responded.
"I know that Uncle Toad of yours is unreliable, but I didn't expect him to be able to do this. Just now, Muzi Li told me that he came to the hotel to look for me." Young Marshal Lu said.
"He didn't say much when he didn't find me, but his daughter-in-law was quite quick-spoken and told her why she came."
"Li Muzi didn't say what the other party said specifically, but the main idea is that they are going to provide me with acacia flowers for eight yuan."
Yu Fei was stunned, he thought he heard it wrong: "Wait a minute, how much do you think they are going to sell you for the acacia flower?"
"Eight yuan is the eight yuan you thought it was." Young Marshal Lu said emphatically.
"No, are they out of their minds? We only received seven yuan here, and he wants to sell it to you for eight yuan. Does he think you are stupid or he is stupid?" Yu Fei was very puzzled by this. .
"I don't know if they think I'm stupid or not, but they probably think you're stupid, and they're not stupid. They've got a good calculation. If you sell it to me for eight dollars, they can sell it for an extra dollar a catty."
"And I spend one yuan less per catty."
(End of this chapter)
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