The heavens start from the Hong Kong Comprehensive World

Chapter 268 Confession, mental patients are more happy
"Uncle Jiu, I'm being rude."

Inside the door, Xu Luo shouted to the outside.

"Come out as soon as you come out, do you still need my consent?" Uncle Jiu said speechlessly.

"That's right." Meng Chao echoed from the side, and said with a chuckle, "You need his consent to go in."

Uncle Jiu stared at him expressionlessly.

"I...I just liven up the atmosphere." Meng Chao felt his scalp tingling from being stared at, and he gave a dry laugh. Damn, why do you feel so afraid of him for no reason?
No, this is called respecting the old and loving the young.

right!It's about respecting the old and loving the young!
"It's not big or small!" Uncle Jiu snorted softly, seeing Xu Luo and God of Wealth coming out, he got into the car without looking back: "Okay, let's go."

"Uncle Nine, I have some good news for you. It's different from what you think. It's not the disciples of Maoshan who are behind the scenes." Xu Luo said while looking at him from the car window.

"No?" Uncle Jiu raised his head abruptly, and said in disbelief, "This is obviously Maoshan technique!"

"In the 21st year of the Republic of China, do you still have any memory of the attack by the Fusang people on the disciples of the Simu Taoist priest and other disciples?" Xu Luo pouted and asked.

Uncle Jiu suddenly realized: "Jiuju is a faction!"

"You really know how to brag, aren't they over 100 years old now?" Meng Chao smiled at the God of Wealth.

The God of Wealth also smiled at him, but said nothing.

The smile on Meng Chao's face gradually faded, he pursed his lips and widened his eyes: "It can't be true, can it?"

"What do you think?" The God of Wealth shrugged. He really has never seen the world. This God of Wealth is thousands of years old.

What's the use of living long.

It is really useful to live long.

"I'll do the math..." Meng Chao lowered his head and broke his fingers, then he opened the car door emotionally and threw himself into Uncle Jiu's arms: "Master! To tell you the truth, I have been a hard-working child since I was a child, and I have a strong interest in Mao Shanshu , please accept me as a disciple!"

Immortality, real immortality!
The God of Wealth shook his head, silly boy, there is no future for cultivating Taoism in modern society, at best you can prolong your life.

Looking at Meng Chao who was crying in his arms and called Master, Uncle Nine lost his mind for a moment, as if he had seen the literary talent back then, and was stunned in place.

"Uncle Jiu, this is fate, whether it's yours or yours." Xu Luo said with a smile.

Uncle Jiu sighed and said, "Okay."

"Thank you, Master!" Meng Chao was ecstatic.

On the way home by car, Xu Luo told Uncle Jiu and Meng Chao that the police station was the former site of the Little Baga Club and that there was a ghost king inside.

"Ah! That means we are working with ghosts every day! It will be the Ghost Festival soon, what should we do!" Meng Chao panicked after hearing this.

The God of Wealth said angrily: "With a few of us here, what are a few brats?"

Even if King Yama came, he had to wait for an answer.

"That's right." Meng Chao felt relieved.

It's the ghosts in the police station who should panic.

"No wonder I'm always so unlucky. It turns out that the police station has a problem with Feng Shui." Meng Chao shook his head.

The God of Wealth also shook his head. As the God of Wealth, he could see people's fortune. Meng Chao was born with bad looks, and his bad luck was his own, which had nothing to do with Feng Shui.

"Pissing beef balls?" Xu Luo suddenly noticed a long queue in front of a beef ball stall on the street.

Uncle Jiu explained casually: "It's been popular for a few days when you're not here, and it suddenly became popular. It is said that it was created by the former god of food Stephen Zhou. It tastes good. Oh, by the way, he won the Catering Wizard Award for this."

"Beauty is a mistake." Xu Luo sighed, he didn't expect that when he slapped Lin Xiaohua, Stephen Zhou was already slapping beef balls.

Stephen Zhou has already won an award. According to the plot of "God of Cookery", he may have already set off to the mainland to find the legendary Chongguo Culinary Academy.

That was only three months away from the God of Cookery Competition.

Three months later, Guanyin Bodhisattva will descend to earth.

Although the gods in this world are very weak, no matter how weak they are, Guanyin is definitely not that weak.

It's time to communicate with Xuannv and Cupid about my plan in advance, and I need their cooperation.

Meng Chao asked caringly, "Master Xu, do you want me to get out of the car and buy some for you to try?"

"Don't bother." Xu Luo shook his head, watching a little fat man bouncing around with a box of newly bought cow balls, and directly cast a spell for him to move over.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Behind the car, the little fat man cried loudly.

Xu Luo tasted one: "It's pretty good."

It can only be said that Stephen Zhou is worthy of being the God of Cookery.

When he returns from the mainland, when his culinary skills reach their peak, he must let him cook a table of dishes for himself.

Soon, the car stopped at the door of Lin's drugstore.

Uncle Jiu went back to the pharmacy, and Xu Luo went back to his shop.

"Boss, this is today's client. I have identified some orders that can help you improve your image of kindness." Cupid greeted you with a notebook in his arms.

There are many people who come to see Xu Luo every day. Of course, Xu Luo doesn't accept all orders, he is selective.

"Let's talk about this later." Xu Luo casually threw the notebook aside, looked at Cupid and Xuannv and said, "It's time to tell you something."

Cupid and Xuannv looked at each other suspiciously.

"what's up?"

"You have been deceived. Your task has never been to influence me, but to eliminate me. The God of Wealth is not here to supervise you. He is just controlled by me." Xu Luo said calmly.

There was a moment of silence in the shop.

"Pfft~"

A crisp laughter broke the silence, and Xuannv gave him a charming look: "Don't make trouble, you are naughty."

"That's right, boss, how could the Jade Emperor let us destroy you for a good-hearted corpse like you?" Cupid didn't believe Xu Luo's words either.

Xu Luo was speechless: "I'm such a bad person!"

"Have you ever seen a bad guy who slays demons and protects the way?" Xuan Nu said casually, her pointed high-heeled shoes flickered, and her little black silk feet appeared and disappeared from time to time.

Cupid also nodded: "Yes, you have to prove that you are a bad person before I believe you."

Blank teeth, it's hard for me to believe you.

"You come." Xu Luo looked at the God of Wealth next to him.

"I testify that he is really a bad guy. He controlled my life and let me lie to you just to suck your blood." The God of Wealth stepped forward, and in order to increase the credibility of his words, he said: "Just now He even snatched a kid's meatball."

"Oh." Cupid and Xuannv were indifferent.

"No, why don't you believe it?" The God of Wealth jumped on the spot anxiously, scratching his head and breaking down.

Xuannv covered her mouth with her bare hands, parted her red lips slightly, raised her fair neck and yawned, still in the same lazy manner: "I only believe what I see."

How can there be such a joke.

"Yes!" God of Wealth racked his brains and finally thought of a way to justify himself. He said quickly: "I didn't come down to supervise you under orders, but I sneaked down here, so I can only use it for a day. Three times of mana, once used up, it’s gone, I just used it twice, now I can use it again.”

After speaking, he rubbed an ingot casually, and then the ingot disappeared: "Okay, I have no mana."

Xuannv and Cupid looked at him casually, then their eyes widened and they stood up.

The magic power of the God of Wealth has indeed disappeared.

"Well, do you believe it now?" the God of Wealth asked.

Xuannv was shocked, angry and suspicious, trembling all over with anger: "You...you really lied to us?"

"Oh Shet!" Cupid also exhaled fragrantly.

Their mission is to destroy Xu Luo, but they feed Xu Luo blood every day, and they have already fed Xu Luo to his full. Now they are no match for Xu Luo at all!

"That's right." Xu Luo admitted again.

Xuannv remained calm despite her anger: "Then why are you telling us now?"

Cupid also looked at Xu Luo with a puzzled expression.

Yes, Xu Luo can continue to lie.

Has conscience found it?
Or did he not bother to lie to them?
"Because of an accident." With a helpless and melancholy smile on Xu Luo's face, he quickly entered the state of wild drama, and said in a low tone: "Originally, I just wanted to trick you into being blood slaves to me, so I got rid of the magic guard, and then Go do good deeds and pretend to be good people.”

"You may not believe me when I say it later, but I was horrified and suddenly found that I actually enjoyed being a good person, enjoying the pleasure of fighting demons and defending justice! I really want to be a good person, and a good person should not lie, so I To tell you the truth, I don't want to lie to you anymore, I tossed and turned for countless nights and couldn't sleep, I was suffering a lot!"

Xu Luo cried blood every word, which made people cry.

The corner of Hengcai God's mouth twitched, and he knew that this confession was just the beginning of another lie.

In the final analysis, Xu Luo was still lying to them.

Fortunately, I was only fooled once.

The God of Wealth actually had a sense of superiority in his heart.

Obviously, he has been CPU by Xu Luo.

Hearing Xu Luo's deep and emotional words, Xuannv and Cupid looked at each other, thinking carefully that Xu Luo has been fighting demons and defending the Tao. Maybe he really discovered his true heart in the process of lying to them, and wanted to change his past and become a good person , otherwise how would you confess to them?
Xu Luo laughed at himself bitterly, showing a fan-shaped statistical chart in his eyes, three points of helplessness, five points of stubbornness, and two points of sadness, and slowly said: "I know, I am a devil, and thunder will strike me as soon as I am born. It seems that I should be eliminated, how can I be worthy of doing good deeds, how can I be worthy of being a good person..."

"No! It's not!" As the saying goes, a couple a day is a hundred days of kindness, not to mention that Xuannv and Xu Luo are already fighting spirits every day, and she believes Xu Luo's words, so seeing his gesture is a little pity, directly Interrupted him: "You can be a good person! No one can deprive another person of being a good person! You are a good person! I will help you to plead with the Jade Emperor! I will let the Jade Emperor sue you and give you a god , let your original lie become a reality, I will definitely!"

From Xuannv's point of view, instead of letting Xu Luo become disheartened and forced to degenerate into a devil, why not let him persevere when he already has the idea of ​​reforming his past?
Many good gods in the world are better than many devils.

"Yes, boss, I am willing to help you testify to the Jade Emperor as a diplomat. He will definitely consider diplomatic factors and pardon you." Cupid is also a kind angel, and gringos like to play redemption , so he was always moved.

Xuannv added: "There are also many gods in the heaven who are recruited by wicked people. They can do it. There is no reason why you can't. Don't give up on yourself."

"Really...really?" Xu Luo seemed unbelievable when he heard this, his voice was trembling.

In fact, it has been secretly transmitting voices to the God of Wealth.

It's time for him to come on stage.

"Really." Xuannv smiled, feeling that this scene was infinitely beautiful. Although the origin of all this was a lie, but she turned the lie into the truth and really influenced the devil, which is also a beautiful thing.

This will surely turn into an anecdote in the future.

She thought happily.

"Thank you...thank you..." Xu Luo became incoherent with excitement, sniffed and wiped away tears that didn't exist: "It's because of this... that's why I was really influenced and wanted to be a good person."

Because it's so cool to be among the good guys, and I'm the only one who is the bad guy, so I just take off from where I am!

After receiving the order, Hengcai God said: "I have an idea. If the Jade Emperor asks questions, Xuannv and Cupid might as well say that you were influenced by Xu Luo's kindness, so they would rather stay in the world than return to heaven and refuse to treat him. At this time, if I show those videos to the Jade Emperor, I will definitely impress him."

These words are also applicable to Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, this is Xu Luo's purpose, to convince Avalokitesvara that he is a good person, he will naturally take him back to the Heavenly Court to meet the Jade Emperor.

At that time, with Avalokitesvara to endorse him, wouldn't he have a chance to become a civil servant in Heaven?Can't you do whatever you want under the guise of benefiting the world?
"Okay, just do as the God of Wealth says." Xuannv nodded, agreeing to the proposal.

"Thank you, thank you so much, you moved me so much." Xu Luo thanked again and again, then took a deep breath and said, "I'm full of strength now, and I can't wait to slay demons!"

After speaking, he picked up the notebook to choose the business.

I still have to continue to do evil and defend the way. If I don’t accumulate enough materials, what can I use to impress Guanyin?

"That's all, call him, we'll be there tomorrow morning." Xu Luo pointed to a name.

This man's surname is Chen, and his home is haunted by ghosts. He claims that he can hear the sound of domestic violence every night, a man beating a woman, but he can't see anyone.

They were so scared that their whole family had already moved out.

Whether it is a human or a ghost, as long as it is domestic violence, Xu Luo cannot accept it. This kind of evil ghost must be eliminated.

If the ghost wife is beautiful, she will raise her by herself.

With great power comes great responsibility.

Is it reasonable for a successful person like him not to pick up a few more girls to share some responsibilities for ordinary people?

"Good boss." Xuannv smiled sweetly.

………………

In the evening, nothing to do.

Xu Luo suddenly thought of going to play with Leon.

Leon was the only one who matched his brainwaves.

Heavy light mental hospital.

This psychiatric hospital is amazing, with almost zero security. When Xu Luo entered, he even saw a security guard standing in the corridor and fell asleep.

That's right, sleeping standing up.

"Let me tell you, the big foreign director called me the day before yesterday and asked me how to shoot Jurassic..."

"The Jade Emperor even asked me to soak my feet at Red Romance."

"I'm telling the truth."

"What I said is also true!"

Walking through the corridor, Xu Luo seemed to have stepped into another world. The people here were either talking to themselves or talking in groups. It didn't look like a mental illness at all, they were more normal than normal people.

"Hello, who are you looking for?" Just as Xu Luo was immersed in the unticketed tour, a tall woman in a white coat came over.

Xu Luo took a look at him, Xiaoxian.

What movie is this character from?

The female doctor put one hand in the white coat, stretched out the other hand and said with a smile: "My name is Gigi, and I am a doctor here. Are you here to visit the patient?"

"I'm looking for Leon, I'm his friend." Xu Luo shook hands with her without thinking of this role.

"Leon also has friends?" Gigi looked at him differently, and then said: "I almost forgot, including you, he now has two friends."

"Huh?" Xu Luo raised his brows, there is actually no one else in this world who can be friends with Leon besides himself.

"Come with me." Gigi smiled slightly, put her hands into her white coat, and turned to lead Xu Luo the way.

Entering a room, there are many mental patients, but only two people are the most conspicuous, one is Leon with a trench coat skin, and the other is "Ninth Uncle?"

Xu Luo stared at the people beside Leon in shock.

Then I knew that this person was not Uncle Jiu, because this person was wearing his hair on the sideburns, which was obviously the head shape of a Taoist priest.

"Young master, you have misunderstood the person. The poor Taoist name is thatched cottage."

Thatched cottage!

Xu Luo suddenly remembered that Gigi was a character in Uncle Nine's movie "Xuan Men".

"Heaven and Earth Xuanmen" tells the story of the reign of Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty, the evil Fusang ghost king infested the land of China, and he took a fancy to Shi Shi, who was as beautiful as a fairy, and forced her to marry as a concubine.Layman Caolu passed by with his disciples, saw this and felt injustice, so he fought against the ghost king and was accidentally injured, so Shi Shi was kidnapped by the ghost king.

The court general Ma Shangfeng, who was ordered to catch ghosts, cooperated with the thatched cottage, vowing to wipe out the ghost king with all his strength.The two sides devoted their entire lives to a vicious fight that shook the world, and the Taoist sects of heaven and earth opened together. The grass dweller and his disciples Xigui, Ma Shangfeng, and the ghost king were all swallowed by the eyes of the sky and traveled to Hong Kong Island.The grass dweller meets Gigi, a female doctor who looks exactly like Shi Shi in the mental hospital...

Xu Luo remembered that the Fusang ghost king seemed to be in the church right now, and he was free to kill him another day.

Anyone who has anything to do with Fusang will be damned.

Sao Rui, I almost forgot, except for the teachers.

Amnesty granted.

"My friend, let me introduce you." Leon stood up with his arms around the shoulders of the thatched layman, and then a gun fell from his body with a clatter.

In an instant, everyone looked at him.

"Oh." As if nothing had happened, Leon bent down and picked it up lightly, and said with a smile: "As a mentally ill patient, I lack a sense of security, so it must be reasonable to carry a pistol with me."

As he spoke, he looked around for everyone's opinion.

Everyone nodded again and again: Mmmmmmmm

Reasonable, after all, you are mentally ill, you don't break the law by fucking killing people, who dares to say that you are unreasonable.

"Can this gun kill people?" The grass-roots layman just came here not long ago, and he doesn't know modern weapons yet. The gun doesn't even have a tip, so it doesn't have any lethality at all.

"Do you think it's fake?" Leon was an idiot, and he pulled the trigger to the sky without hesitation.

"boom!"

"Ah! There is a gun! Run!"

The other patients in the room ran away in fright.

"Psychopaths are also afraid." Xu Luo said in surprise.

A chubby man with instant noodle hair shouted angrily, "We're just mentally ill, not stupid beeps!"

"Sau Rui." Xu Luo apologized.

"Leon! Put the gun down immediately!" Gigi shouted emotionally, for fear that Leon would kill someone.

She was crazy, where did this guy get a gun?

Leon was the one that gave her the most headaches, because this guy could always come up with a lot of weird things.

And never know where he hides.

"Doctor Huang, don't be afraid, I'm just showing him." Compared to Gigi's excitement, Leon comforted her calmly and put away his gun.

Gigi wiped the sweat from her forehead and said, "Leon, give me the gun, it's too dangerous for you to hold it."

A psychopath holds a gun.

Scared to think about.

"It's dangerous if you hold it. Girls can't play with guns. If they want to play, they can play softly. They can play hard by themselves." Leon shrugged and said.

Gigi blushed: "Bah! How obscene!"

After finishing speaking, she turned around angrily and left. She had called the police and had to take away Leon's gun.

"The obscene things have been done by upper class people since ancient times. I never thought I would be an upper class person." Leon took out a mirror and looked at himself and sighed.

"How did you two get to play together?" Xu Luo stepped forward and asked, pointing at the layman in the thatched cottage.

Leon leaned over to Xu Luo's ear and said mysteriously: "I'll tell you quietly, he is really mentally ill, he said he came from time travel, you think it's funny, and then I told him I was too, he actually I really believe it, hahahaha..."

"But he really traveled through time."

"Huh?" Leon's laughter stopped abruptly, because he believed what Xu Luo said.

So he turned his head to look at the thatched layman, and asked in shock, "Are you really from the Ming Dynasty?"

"That's right, didn't you believe what I said a long time ago?" The grass dweller asked with a surprised face.

Leon shrugged when he heard the words, and said confidently: "Nonsense, you are mentally ill. If I don't believe it, what should you do if you kill me with a knife? Of course, you can only choose to believe it. Anyway, I have nothing to lose. There is someone next door who said he From outer space."

Thatched cottage: "..."

I have always regarded you as a friend.

And you keep treating me like a fool?

Xu Luo looked at the grass dweller: "If I'm not mistaken, you are from the Ming Dynasty."

"Is this also usable?" Leon was stunned.

Is this the same principle as archaeology?

You can tell what dynasty it is at a glance.

He leaned over to the thatched cottage and sniffed it: "It smells like last week, not from the Ming Dynasty."

Xu Luo pulled the corner of his mouth and pushed him aside.

The grass dweller was very excited. Finally, there was a second person who believed that he had time-traveled. He saw the hope of being discharged from the hospital: "How did you find out, my lord?"

"The secret must not be leaked." Xu Luo pretended to be mysterious and smiled. Could it be that I have seen your film?

"Mighty ~ Mighty ~"

At this time, sirens sounded outside.

The speed of police dispatch on Hong Kong Island is quite fast.

The former first brother, Xu Luo was very pleased with this.

(End of this chapter)