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Chapter 269 I Don't Ask for Rewards for Good Deeds

"Listen, people inside, you are surrounded by us, immediately put down your weapons and come out and surrender!"

A good-looking female inspector with a police uniform on top and a skirt on the bottom shouted at Leon in the room.

"Sir, he was only holding a gun, not breaking the law." Meng Chao who was next to him reminded him.

Kim McGee on the other side said: "Yes, sir, you can easily panic him by shouting like that."

"Stop talking nonsense, are you the officer, or am I the officer? You also know that he is mentally ill. A mentally ill man with a gun is more dangerous than a robber!" Si Fanny raised her eyebrows and gave the two of them an angry look.

Jin McKee and Meng Chao stopped talking for a moment.

Sir is the biggest.

At least visually, it is also a C-class car.

"Isn't it just a gun? Why are there so many people here? My own father didn't pay much attention to me!"

And at this moment, Leon dangled the gun in his hand, and walked out with a calm expression on his face.

"Stop! Don't come over! Stop!"

Stephanie warned loudly nervously.

The other policemen were also sweating.

After all, who knows if he will get sick and shoot.

It's not illegal for a mentally ill person to kill someone.

"Master Xu, you are here too!" Meng Chao saw Xu Luo coming out behind Leon at a glance.

Immediately, I was not worried at all.

With Master Xu around, there would be no surprises.

"Hehe, you're here too." Xu Luo smiled at him, and then said, "Tell you sir, don't be nervous, Leon usually doesn't kill people."

The corners of everyone's lips twitched, so he will really kill people?Or did he really kill someone?
"Put down the gun immediately." Si Fanny ignored Xu Luo's words, because she didn't know Xu Luo.

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. I still have things to do, so I'll fly away first." Leon said, taking out a newspaper and folding it into an aircraft under the watchful eyes of everyone.

Stephanie looked at Gigi next to her in a daze.

"He's sick," Gigi replied.

Si Fanny immediately became more nervous, sweating from the hand holding the gun, and reminded: "The mission target is sick, everyone be careful, don't provoke him at this time, let someone give him a shot to calm down..."

Her voice stopped abruptly, because Leon flew the flying machine on the spot after putting it on his head.

Fly away like a helicopter.

In an instant, everyone in the audience was dumbfounded.

Is this... in the river?

At the same time, Xu Luo and the grass dweller also flew away.

The three of them disappeared in a flash.

The entire audience was eerily quiet, and a needle could be heard falling.

Stephanie's eyes were dull, and it took a while to recover, and she looked at Gigi: "Doctor, please register for me, I think I need to receive treatment."

It can actually fly.

Then he is definitely not crazy.

That being the case, it must be him who is sick.

"But now I feel that I need treatment myself." Gigi replied blankly.

Seeing this, Meng Chao comforted, "Sir, you don't need to act like this, it's normal for people to be able to fly."

Xu Luo has lived for more than 100 years.

What happened to evolve.

"It seems..." Si Fanny looked at him and was silent for a moment, then said: "You are sicker."

They've all started talking nonsense.

Meng Chao: "..."

"By the way, why are you able to fly without the help of external objects? It's not logical." Leon, who was flying three wings in the sky, looked at the grass dweller and asked.

He didn't know there was such a thing as cultivation.

After all, in his opinion, cultivation is a feudal superstition and unscientific. The plastic wrap to catch ghosts can be explained by scientific principles, but cultivation cannot.

The grass dweller was even more speechless: "You don't conform to the so-called logic, why can you, an ordinary person, fly with an ordinary piece of paper!"

Why can he fly without training.

"I'm an ordinary person, so of course I only have ordinary paper, isn't that very logical?" Leon asked back with a look of surprise, not understanding what was wrong.

But the grass dweller no longer wanted to talk to him.

Flying in the air, overlooking the colorful night view of the city below, the grass dweller was very shocked: "I never thought that the world will be like this hundreds of years later. How did it happen? Will the house not be destroyed?"

"You can enroll in a class of architecture, and you will understand this problem." Leon made a suggestion.

Soon the three of them landed at a ghost shop.

"Boss, this old man is..." The God of Wealth dropped the magazine in his hand, and looked at the cottage suspiciously.

"The thatched cottage of the poor road." The thatched cottage gave a speech.

The God of Wealth arched his hands: "I am the God of Wealth."

"Your Majesty's jewels are precious, and it is appropriate to use the God of Wealth as your nickname. If you have time, pay homage to the God of Wealth, and he will bless you with gold and silver." The thatched cottage looked at the God of Wealth carefully, and felt that it was really just a wrong name. There is no wrong nickname.

"I am the God of Wealth!" The God of Wealth transformed into a statue of the God of Wealth wearing official robes and holding ingots.

Leon's eyes widened: "Wow!"

It turns out that this guy is a god, really awesome.

No wonder it is obviously not a ghost but can teleport.

But he felt that Xu Luo was even more suspenseful.

Others worship the statue of the God of Wealth.

And he directly brought the God of Wealth to the house.

"This..." Cao Lu looked at the God of Wealth in shock, his beard turned up, and he turned to Xu Luo for confirmation in half-shock and doubt: "Fellow Daoist Xu, he..."

"Yeah." Xu Luo nodded.

The thatched cottage suddenly took a deep breath, and then hurriedly bowed down to apologize: "I never thought that the God of Wealth is actually in front of you. Xiaodao Caolu has eyes but no eyes, and doesn't know the real God. I hope the God of Wealth will not blame you."

He felt that his recent experience was too wonderful.

Originally, it was just to catch ghosts, but inexplicably came hundreds of years later, and saw real gods.

Could this be his fairy fate?
"Those who don't know are innocent, get up." After many days, the God of Wealth found a little majesty of a fairy again.

"Thank you, God of Wealth." The grass dweller got up and asked again: "To tell you the truth, God of Wealth has been cultivating Taoism for a hundred years. I wonder if there is a chance to become a fairy?"

"The secret of heaven must not be revealed." The God of Wealth didn't know whether he could become a fairy, so he said something perfunctory.

The grass dweller immediately dared not ask any more questions.

Seeing that the two of them had finished talking, Xu Luo finally got down to business: "Come with me and kill a ghost king."

"Yes, BOSS." The God of Wealth had a cute face.

Seeing this scene, Caolu was shocked inwardly, and the dignified and upright god actually wanted to respect Xu Luo. What is the origin of this Mr. Xu, he is really hiding in the city.

Calling the God of Wealth, Xu Luo and others came to a church not far from Chongguang Mental Hospital.

It was late at night, but the church was still brightly lit, and a group of priests were cleaning.

"Who do you say those two weirdos are?"

"I think they may be actors. They wear armor and have their hair tied up. They should be filming."

"Look at them crazy, they don't look like actors, but I think they look more like two mentally ill patients."

The pastor was chatting while cleaning. The neuropathy they were talking about was the student Xigui from the cottage and the general Ma Shangfeng. The two traveled to this church and kept themselves locked in a small room.

"How can you speak ill of people behind their backs?" The priest walked out of a small door and gave a displeased lesson, and said in a deep voice, "Being a man should be more frank and say it to your face."

Everyone: "..."

Is it still bad to say it face to face?

That's called cheap.

At this moment, Xu Luo and others walked in.

"Several, pray and come back tomorrow morning, God also wants to rest, and now the eight-hour working system is being implemented all over the world." The priest stepped forward and said.

"Let God work overtime." The God of Wealth took out a few big golden bulls and took them to the priest: "Overtime pay."

"This..." The priest hesitated for a while with the money, then put it away and smiled: "God is great and merciful, and he must be willing to sacrifice his rest time to point the way for the lost lambs. Please follow me Let me come to the prayer room, it's VIP."

These days, everything is business, there are VIPs everywhere, and everyone is not equal even before God.

"Young Master Xu, is the Fusang Ghost King hiding here?" the grass dweller looked around and asked.

"Hey, dear friend, we don't have any ghost kings here, only a merciful Lord!" The priest walked up to the layman in the cottage, and suddenly realized when he saw his hairstyle: "Taoist priests, fellow travelers are enemies, come and pour dirty water on us. You are really shameless."

He thought he had encountered a kicker.

"Master! Is that you, Master?" the little turtle in the cubicle asked after hearing voices outside.

"Xiaogui!" The grass dweller has no time to talk to the priest now, so he hurriedly ran over when he heard the sound, and replied through the door: "It's me, is Ma Shangfeng with you?"

The next second the door opened, and the little turtle jumped out and hugged the thatched cottage and cried loudly: "Wow! Master, I finally saw you again. I'm so scared, this place is so scary."

"Yes, yes!" Ma Shangfeng, who was tall and burly, also hugged the cottage like a baby and acted like a baby.

He has Cheng Kui'an's face.

"Huh~ Disgusting." Leon shuddered when he saw this scene, and almost vomited out the overnight meal.

"Oh, so you are in the same group!" The priest waved his finger and pointed at them, his expression changed and he asked sharply, "Say! What the hell are you trying to do!"

"We're here to catch ghosts for you." Xu Luo glanced at the God of Wealth, who then took out the camera.

The priest looked up and laughed as if he had heard some joke: "This is the home of the Lord, the territory of the Lord. What monsters dare to come in?"

Leon subconsciously turned his head to look at Xu Luo.

Isn't he coming in now?

It seems that God is really unreliable.

In the future, I still have to worship the local gods.

"Then watch it, your God has been violated by evil spirits." After Xu Luo finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to grab the giant cross at the top, and then Fusang Ghost King screamed and was forcibly pulled out by him.

Fusang Ghost King Crossing was already injured when he came here, so he hid in the cross to heal his injuries.

"Ahhh! Baga! Let me go!"

The ferocious Fusang Ghost King hissed and roared.

Earning a church has become gloomy.

"The devil! The devil!" The priest who had just dismissed him was so frightened that he fell to the ground, trembling with the cross in his hand.

And the other priests also got scared and ducked under the table.

"Fusang Ghost King! You have done a lot of evil and killed countless people. Today, I, Xu Luo, will do justice for the heavens and get rid of you quickly!" Xu Luo shouted righteously.

The ghost king Fusang had a terrifying face, and he suppressed the pain and shouted: "Damn it! You are just a zombie!"

A zombie yells to kill ghosts and make justice for the sky.

Your fucking ass is sitting crooked!You fucker!
"Birth is not the reason for human depravity. It is precisely because I am a zombie, but I am dedicated to goodness, which is even more rare and valuable." Xu Luo felt that if he were to be named among the top ten people who moved the heavens, he would definitely be one of them.

Fusang Ghost King cursed insanity in his heart, but he kept saying, "Don't kill me, I can be kind, and I can be a good person..."

"No! You can't! I can tell at a glance that your nature is hard to change!" Xu Luo's voice fell, and to prevent any changes, he crushed the remnant soul of the Fusang Ghost King.

If you are a good person, then what am I?
Only by killing you can I prove that I am a good person.

The priest heaved a sigh of relief when he saw this scene, holding the cross and muttering to himself, "Thank you Lord..."

"It has nothing to do with your lord, and it's not your lord who saved you, but us, so you should thank us." Leon corrected by turning his head to look at him.

The priest was stunned for a moment, and then quickly changed his words: "Thank the Lord for guiding them to save me..."

Leon: "..."

You are devoted to your Lord, are you not?

"I smashed your master!" He couldn't bear it anymore, and rode on the priest to deal damage.

"Oh! Lord save me! Save me! Lord!"

The priest curled up and cried out to the Lord for help.

Yet his Lord did not answer him.

Xigui hid beside the thatched hut, pointed to Xu Luo and asked, "Master, who is that man? He looks so powerful. The Fusang Ghost King was crushed to death by him."

They tried their best to deal with Fusang Ghost King, but they all failed in the end, but Xu Luo easily wiped out the other party, the gap was too big.

"A very powerful... corpse." Caolu suddenly remembered that Fusang Ghost King just said that Xu Luo was a zombie, but he didn't feel scared, because just as Xu Luo said, it is more valuable to get out of the mud without being stained.

The God of Wealth stepped forward to stop Leon: "You are almost fine, my boss has the virtue of being good at life."

"Understood, understood, there are not many people as kind as brother Xu." Leon said admiringly.

As soon as he backed away, the God of Wealth bent down and grabbed the priest by the collar and lifted him up, threatening with a fierce look in his eyes: "My boss saved your life, so it's not too much for this church to enshrine his image in the future, right? "

What's wrong with God, God can't control the East.

The rhetoric of him, Xuannv, and Cupid alone is not enough. Guanyin and Jade Emperor have to see how popular Xu Luo is in the world, and some people take the initiative to enshrine him.

Is it appropriate not to include such a person as a god?

"Huh?" The priest was shocked when he heard this.

Unexpectedly, Xu Luo would compete with God for territory.

"Ah Cai, don't scare people." Xu Luo stepped forward and said to the priest with a pleasant face: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I never ask for anything in return for doing good deeds."

"That's good, that's good." The priest smiled.

Xu Luo also smiled: "But you have to take the initiative."

How can anyone ask for rewards for doing good deeds?

Isn't it all offered by the other party?

If you don't want it, you are sensible; but if the other party doesn't take the initiative to give it, it means that the other party is not sensible.

The smile on the priest's face froze in an instant, and he plucked up his courage and said, "Sir, you saved me. I am very grateful to you, but you cannot change my belief!"

The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, but the belief cannot be messed up!

"This is the fund for the first phase of my family's BOSS missionary activities, and there will be more later, the more believers, the more funds." The God of Wealth took out two thick stacks of banknotes.

The priest put away the money without changing his face, and said in a firm tone: "God, the old man is really tired, and it's time to get off work and rest."

After all, God did not give him activities funds.

He's just trying to make money under the guise of God.

Since in the future, you don’t need to use the guise of God to get money, and even more, so why do you want God to dry wool?
"Children can be taught." Xu Luo nodded.

He likes to make friends with smart people like this.

The most annoying thing is that the oil and salt don't get in.

"Father, do we really want to betray the Lord and our faith?" After Xu Luo and others left, all the priests under the table surrounded the priest.

"I know you are confused and confused, and I will solve them for you." The priest showed kindness and kindness on his face, and began to distribute money to everyone.

Solved.

Reach a consensus.

Without the order of the priest, everyone went to tear down the cross with great enthusiasm, and enshrined it to Master Xu in the future.

"God of Wealth, how can we go back to the Ming Dynasty?" Cao Lu asked beside the God of Wealth.

This era is good, but there is no aura.

For a cultivator seeking immortality, without spiritual energy, it is like a fish without water.

No matter how good the shore is, the fish can't survive.

Ma Shangfeng stared at the women wearing suspenders and short skirts on the street and smiled: "I like this place quite a bit, you guys go back, I won't go back."

He felt that this place was simply heaven.

Back in the Ming Dynasty, he was just an unpopular little general, so he might as well be an ordinary person here.

"Just wait, I'll find someone to take you back when I return to the Heavenly Court some other day." The God of Wealth said casually.

He doesn't have the ability to open the space-time channel.

At least it must be the arrival of the Guanyin Empress.

The thatched cottage quickly thanked: "Thank you, God of Wealth."

"God of Wealth, that... To be honest, I am a loyal believer of your old man. Can you give me some money?" Ma Shangfeng approached the God of Wealth with a playful smile, and rubbed his heels with his fingers.

The God of Wealth snorted: "This God of Wealth only became popular in the new century. In your era, you worshiped the God of Wealth. What does it have to do with me?"

"That's because I don't know!" Ma Shangfeng slapped his thigh: "It's good to have a windfall. I like making a fortune the most. From now on, I promise to worship you every day."

"Take it and spend it." The God of Wealth changed money at will.

Ma Shangfeng was overjoyed: "Thank you, God of Wealth."

"God of Wealth!" Xigui's eyes lit up, and he quickly licked his face and moved closer.

"Come back! How can you bow your knees and be submissive!" Cao Lu scolded with a dark face.

The little turtle reluctantly retreated back.

The thatched cottage was neither humble nor overbearing, and calmly bowed to the God of Wealth and said: "God of Wealth, I am also your believer, can you give me some money?
He wants to buy more modern products to bring back to the Ming Dynasty.

"Lyon, I'll take care of them in the thatched cottage for a few days." Xu Luo said to Leon.

Leon agreed straight away: "Of course it's no problem. Chongguang Mental Hospital has a lot of beds. With my acquaintance's introduction, all fees will be discounted by [-]."

"Thank you then." Ma Shangfeng said with a smile.

"You're welcome, we are all friends."

In fact, Lyon has an introduction fee.

It costs 500 yuan to pull a head.

Everyone came to Chongguang Mental Hospital all the way.

Just at the door, I saw Gigi and a young man with slightly curly hair arguing excitedly about something.

"Gigi, I really can't live without you, Gigi, listen to my explanation! Gigi!" The young man grabbed Gigi's shoulders with both hands emotionally to prevent her from leaving.

"You hurt me! Let me go! We've already broken up!" Gigi struggled, frowning.

Xu Luo shouted, "Hey, let her go."

let me.

"Who are you! Don't meddle in other people's business, get out!" The man turned to look at Xu Luo and cursed, his mood seemed very unstable, and his eyes seemed a little crazy.

Yo, isn't this a yellow dog?

After seeing this guy's face, Xu Luo turned to the God of Wealth and said, "Turn him into a yellow dog, if it's like a milk dog, lest he go out and bite people."

The God of Wealth pointed out.

The youth suddenly turned into a little yellow dog.

"Ah!" Gigi was startled when she saw this.

"Wow woof! woof woof!" The little yellow dog on the ground kept barking at Xu Luo with its teeth bared.

His eyes were full of horror and disbelief.

He actually turned into a dog!
"Don't be afraid, he won't be able to harass you anymore." Xu Luo walked over to Gigi and hugged Gigi, and said in front of the yellow dog, "I'll harass you from now on."

"Woof, woof, woof!" The yellow dog yelled and rushed towards Xu Luo. Xu Luo kicked him out and said to the God of Wealth: "Put on a chain, go back and tie the door to guard the door, and you don't have to pour out the leftovers from now on." .”

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh~"

The yellow dog ran to Xu Luo in horror and begged for mercy.

Xu Luo smiled and said: "You are not a good person, if you insist on being a dog, I will help you."

The God of Wealth took out a chain and put the dog on it.

"I'll sleep with you when I have time." Xu Luo kissed Gigi on the cheek, then led the dog away.

The yellow dog didn't want to leave, but Xu Luoke didn't care if he walked or not, he just dragged him on the ground forcibly.

It may be that Jill can't bear to grind on the ground.

After dragging for hundreds of meters, the yellow dog finally stood up and followed, with its little tail flicking.

Gigi stood there in a daze, and didn't realize until Xu Luo walked away. She looked at Leon next to her and asked, "I...my ex-boyfriend really turned into a dog?"

She also suspected that she was hallucinating.

"No." Leon shook his head.

Gigi breathed a sigh of relief, she just said...

Then Leon went on to say: "He didn't become a dog, he just showed his original shape."

Gigi’s boyfriend, he knows, is a real psycho, very extreme. He often punches and kicks Gigi because of trivial things, and after the beating, he mutilates himself to win sympathy and apologize. This kind of person is terrifying.

Gigi broke up several times without success.

Now that he has become a dog, he is happy to see it.

"What's going on?" Gigi scratched her messy hair in a frenzy. Is it because she is abnormal, or the world is abnormal.

She was lost.

The world is so crazy!
(End of this chapter)