I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 165 Learning from the Flying Plastic Bag (Fourth Change)

Sun Yue shouted: "Wait a minute, did you just say father and mother, or mother and father?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "It's the two of you, we are not the kind of people who have milk or mother!"

The audience began to groan, and this person went straight to the dirty jokes.

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi dumbfounded, and said, "Go, fuck you! What kind of talk is that!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Actually, Teacher Sun is a generation older than me. Logically speaking, I should call Teacher Sun my teacher! But, I have never called him."

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi, and asked with a puzzled look: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, what is a master pig!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "You are younger than my master, and you are from the same generation as my master, so you should be called you like a teacher!"

The audience laughed loudly, and they really had to be called Shizhu.

Sun Yue asked: "Then according to what you said, what do you call Teacher Yu Qianyu?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "It's Teacher Yu!"

Sun Yue quickly waved his hand and said, "No, what I'm asking is, what's your name, Mr. Yu!"

Yang Yunyi shouted: "Stop making trouble, Mr. Sun is naughty!"

Sun Yue was in the dark, why did he become naughty?

"Why am I being naughty?" Sun Yue was unhappy, he was emotional.

Yang Yunyi explained: "Mr. Sun, how can you say that Mr. Yu is also your senior brother? You let me call Mr. Yu to die. My status in Deyun Building is so high now! Oh, I went up to Mr. Yu and said, Yu Qian , you die for me, Mr. Sun, is that so?"

The audience laughed silly, they knew that Yang Yunyi was pretending to be crazy, but this pretending to be crazy was really authentic.

Sun Yue looked behind him, afraid that Yu Qian would come up.

He said, "I didn't mean that, I mean, your name is Master Guo, so what is your name Yu Qianyu?"

Yang Yunyi suddenly realized, and replied: "So you meant this! If my name is Teacher Yu, I will call you Master Shi! I don't often call out in the background, Master Yu, Master Yu, it's not like you didn't hear me."

Sun Yue also realized, suddenly realized.

"Oh, you mean that if I am one word shorter, I will have two more legs!"

Yang Yunyi touched his chin: "It seems to mean that!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi hard: "What do you mean, I'm an animal!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and heheed twice.

"Don't say it, it's amazing!"

The audience burst into laughter again, and Yu Qian also laughed in the background. If this kid smashed himself, then the cross talk would be even more perfect.

After all, let yourself die, how can you say that there is still a big gap between being a master and dying!
Sun Yue said: "Don't pretend to be a fool with me, you should call me not a master pig, but a master uncle!"

The underground audience shouted, "Yes!"

"That's right, call me uncle!"

"That's right!"

Yang Yunyi smiled, looked at the audience and then at Sun Yue.

"Look, they're taking advantage of you!"

Sun Yue hehe said twice: "They took advantage of me, yes, they took advantage of me, but you didn't spare me either!"

As Yang Yunyi's partner and Mr. Shi's disciple, Sun Yue's skill in singing is still very powerful.

It can be said that there are only three people in Deyunlou who can show it.

The first one is Mr. Zhang Wenshun. As an old man, Mr. Zhang Wenshun is two generations older than Yang Yunyi. His popularity is beyond doubt.

The second one is Li Jing. Li Jing, as He Yunwei's full-time supporter, was able to create Deyun Tower with Mr. Zhang Wenshun and Guo Degang, which in itself shows his excellent strength.

The third one is Sun Yue. Sun Yue has a great background. There is a grandfather in front and a master in the back. They are all his stepping stones.

Oh, no, it was his cross talk guide.

As for Yuqian, what is Yuqian, Xiaoqian, pour water!
Your grandson wants to drink!
Your grandson is not brother Sun Xiaochuan, but your brother Sun Yue who is three hundred catties.

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's shoulder lightly, and comforted him: "Just now, I was joking, Mr. Sun Yuesun, the cross talk is very good. He is articulate and generous. That's Guo Degang."

Sun Yue roared: "What do you say he is doing?"

The roar almost broke Yang Yunyi's ears.

Sun Yue continued: "Tsk tsk, you really are, why are you talking about him, you are talking about me!"

The audience is already laughing like crazy, what are these two clowns going to do?

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi also praised: "You are also good, you are articulate, and your performance is also very generous. I have an idea about cross talk."

"How long?" Sun Yue asked.

Yang Yunyi replied: "Twenty years is a lot of time."

Sun Yue nodded and said, "That's right!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Many audiences came today. In front of so many audiences, I have a question to ask you!"

Sun Yue replied: "Yes, as long as it's not a math problem!"

Yang Yunyi smiled, and said, "Cross talk actors have four subjects. Talking about learning to make fun of singing, what are they all about?"

Sun Yue groaned, and soon realized something was wrong.

The audience was the first to react. At the beginning, they really thought about the four subjects of cross talk, such as talking, learning, singing and so on.

But after thinking about it, isn't this answer given by you, Yang Yunyi!
Sun Yue bit his lip, but the audience gasped.

Yang Yunyi pointed at Sun Yue and said, "You're stupid!"

Sun Yue asked, "What's the matter?"

Yang Yunyi spread his hands and looked at Sun Yue with a surprised face: "Speaking and singing, don't you even know this? The answer is on the surface of the riddle, you didn't catch it! Teacher Sun, this is too amazing Bar!"

Sun Yue clenched his fists, looked at Yang Yunyi and asked.

"It's because you didn't take the medicine, or I didn't take the medicine!"

After saying this, he took the towel on the table and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Yang Yunyi replied seriously: "Of course you didn't take the medicine!"

Sun Yue got angry and asked, "Did you ask that?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Okay then, let me ask you again, learn, what can you learn?"

Sun Yue raised his forehead and had an idea.

"I can learn to take medicine!"

Yang Yunyi couldn't hold back one step ahead of the audience, and Sun Yue smashed himself on the stage again, so no one can control him!
He's just a joker, always tearing down the joker's stage, what kind of talk is that!
The audience laughed loudly, and said to Sun Yue, "One more!"

Sun Yue would naturally satisfy the audience, so he said: "I have learned a lot, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, and jumping in the grass. The deaf interrupted, and the dumb gestured."

Sun Yue finished speaking in one breath, his voice was loud and clear.

Yang Yunyi was a little surprised and asked.

"So these, you can do it all!"

Sun Yue replied: "Ah, everyone can come!"

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi smiled, showing a triumphant smile.

He said: "There are quite a few spectators here today, and some even overflowed. How about it, Teacher Sun, in front of so many friends, teach us how to fly in the sky."

Sun Yue proudly said: "It can be learned, it's simple!"

Yang Yunyi quickly came to the second sentence: "Plastic bags flying in the sky!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi in shock, he wanted to do something.

Hitting people on the cross talk stage, shouldn't this be a problem?

(End of this chapter)