I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 166 I just fell off the stool after laughing (fifth change)

Sun Yue made a gesture and was about to speak.

In an instant, he was discouraged.

But Yang Yunyi urged: "Come one, come one!"

The audience also fooled around, shouting to come one by one.

They didn't even think about it, if Sun Yue could come, wouldn't he know to come!

But the audience doesn't care, their voices are getting louder and louder.

At this moment, Sun Yue was a little flustered, and kept wiping the sweat off his forehead.

You must know that the people sitting in the audience are the parents who live and eat, and they say that you will not come if one is coming. Is this appropriate?

Seeing Sun Yue like this, the audience began to cry with joy.

And Yang Yunyi also gestured: "Mr. Sun, let me tell you first, all the people sitting in the audience have bought tickets. And there are six to 700 people sitting in the audience. It can be said that you have to consider if you don't come. , how will they deal with you!"

Sun Yue coughed before replying: "Well, I said this, um, wait a minute, I want to talk about flying plastic bags, when will there be flying plastic bags?"

Yang Yunyi said, "Mr. Sun, when the wind blows like this, does the plastic bag rise up?"

Sun Yue snorted: "That's right, but don't you still want to play the wind?"

Yang Yunyi nodded with his finger, and said: "Yes, I will play the wind, I will blow you up, and you will play the plastic bag, flying in the sky."

Sun Yue was speechless, and the audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

What kind of wind are you, you can blow up Sun Yue who weighs more than 300 kilograms, isn't that a little outrageous!
Yang Yunyi also added: "By the way, Mr. Sun, the plastic bag you performed should have been filled with cat feces. It's a little difficult to perform like this, and the audience loves to watch it."

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "How disgusting, I can't perform this no matter what!"

Yang Yunyi had a proud face: "How is it, have you come yet?"

Sun Yue replied dumbfoundingly: "I haven't heard of it, and I can't come. You almost say it's disgusting."

Yang Yunyi said: "You said that you can't fly in the sky, so come and run on the ground."

Sun Yue stood up bravely this time: "Those who run on the ground can learn!"

Yang Yunyi rolled up his sleeves and said, "Then you get a plastic bag running on the ground!"

Sun Yue said: "I see, the wind is small, right! The wind didn't blow, so this plastic bag is running on the ground!"

Yang Yunyi gasped in surprise and expressed emotion.

"Miss Sun suddenly became smarter!"

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "I still can't learn from the plastic bags running on the ground!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy: "It's so straightforward! Then, Mr. Sun, you can do the simplest one, just swim in the water."

Sun Yue said: "This can't be the plastic bag in the river! A person without public morality threw the plastic bag into the water, and then I learned the plastic bag in the water."

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue, and asked, "Mr. Sun, did I tell you?"

Sun Yue said with an oh: "I understand, although you didn't say it, you are going to say it!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "No, I didn't let you learn this!"

Sun Yue was stunned, not letting himself learn this, so which one should he learn?
With such doubts, Sun Yue asked: "Then tell me, you let me learn what is in the water!"

Yang Yunyi thought about it, and then replied: "Well, otherwise, you will be like a dead fish!"

Sun Yue began to mutter: "Is Yu going to die?"

After saying this, he added: "Then do I still have to smoke and drink to burn my head?"

The audience didn't understand at first, but they quickly realized, who is it alluding to, and who is it connoting!

Yu Qian couldn't sit still in the background, why was it his turn?

But thinking that his partner was not around and no one would support him, Yu Qian gave up.

Besides, even if his partner was there, he would just squint his eyes and laugh hahaha.

So, don't have too much hope for your partner, what if he also makes fun of you?
Yang Yunyi showed a puzzled expression, and asked Sun Yue: "Mr. Sun, I don't quite understand! A dying fish, how did it learn to smoke and drink to burn its head?"

Sun Yue replied: "Didn't you say you were going to die!"

Yang Yunyi understood, and the audience already understood, so they quietly watched the performance of the two.

Then Yang Yunyi asked cautiously: "You are talking about Yu, is it Teacher Yu Qian?"

Sun Yue is like a second fool, laughing, and also on the forehead, but he didn't say it was him!
Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue also looked at each other and smiled, heheed twice, and then said: "Teacher Yu doesn't swim in water!"

Sun Yue answered, "I'm going to die anyway!"

Yang Yunyi laughed again, this sentence was not included in the script, it was purely a personal grievance between the two of them.

Let’s talk about their personal grievances from when they were still in their mother’s womb. Let’s talk about this, that, and that. Anyway, they have a grudge, you know what I mean!

Here, Yang Yunyi suddenly became serious after laughing.

"That's right, I'm going to die anyway!"

When I said this, there was a little grievance.

Yu Qian really couldn't sit still in the background, his butt was only a centimeter away from the chair, neither sitting nor standing, the key point was that he was still angry, and the most important thing was that he couldn't walk.

Sun Yue also said here: "I can't learn this, and why should I learn from him!"

Yang Yunyi heard this and said: "Then you can't say that, just learn from a grasshopper, just a grasshopper, you can learn from a grasshopper!"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "You can learn this, so I'll learn one for you!"

After finishing speaking, Sun Yue learned from grasshoppers.

And Yang Yunyi watched Sun Yue imitate the grasshopper, and his face became serious.

"Mr. Sun, the grasshopper you learned looks like a pig!"

The audience also said that it looks like, indeed!
It is true that Sun Yue did not learn from grasshoppers, because there are no more than 300 catties in grasshoppers.

But Sun Yue got it wrong, with a puzzled look on his face.

"Like a spider? Oh, you're talking about that American blockbuster, Spider-Man, the one that plays spider silk?"

Suddenly, the audience's laughter covered the entire theater and could not stop for a long time.

Like a pig, like a spider, there is no problem!
Yang Yunyi also couldn't laugh or cry, and said: "Pig, the pig I'm talking about is that one, the English name, and the butt!"

Sun Yue corrected: "As long as you still speak English, the English name for a pig is pig!"

Soon, Sun Yue also realized after saying this, he looked at Yang Yunyi in disbelief.

"You said I was like a pig instead of a spider?"

Yang Yunyi understood that Sun Yue understood, so he replied: "That's right!"

But at this moment, some viewers really laughed off the bench.

You must know that this theater is full of benches, one for two people, and when someone laughs off the bench, the other falls down.

In an instant, the place exploded.

Yang Yunyi also hurriedly asked with concern: "That elder brother and elder sister, are you all right?"

Both the eldest brother and the eldest sister shook their heads repeatedly, but they couldn't hide the smiles on their faces. They really laughed so hard.

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