I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 167 Then You Hit It (Part [-])
Although there have been some small episodes, they are harmless!

On the stage, Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue.

"Mr. Sun, you really let me down!"

Sun Yue asked, "How do you say that?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Mr. Sun, you can't learn anything. If you are asked to learn from a grasshopper, you can't learn anything. You really disappoint me."

For a while, Sun Yue couldn't even complete a sentence.

"No, that's it, oh, that's the grasshopper"

Yang Yunyi shook his head regretfully: "What should I do?"

After hesitating, Sun Yue replied, "Why don't you ask your master!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Really, I said four, you can't learn all four!"

Sun Yue began to defend: "But the last two sentences, the deaf interrupted, the dumb made gestures, I can do it!"

Yang Yunyi couldn't believe it: "You said you know it, so let's interrupt with a deaf man!"

Sun Yue took it for granted, "Yes!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Speaking of this deaf man interrupting, you are definitely not as good as me!"

"Oh, what do you say?" Sun Yue looked surprised.

"Cross talk actors, you need to know everything, just like a grocery store!" Yang Yunyi didn't finish.

After patting Sun Yue's stomach, he added: "We are all a grocery store, Mr. Sun, everyone, Mr. Sun is a big supermarket!"

Sun Yue was unhappy: "Wait a minute, you wait a moment, you can't engage in personal attacks!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Mr. Sun, what I mean is that actors have to learn to understand life and observe life. Why don't we just come and perform in front of so many audiences."

Sun Yue nodded: "Okay, then show the audience a deaf interruption!"

Yang Yunyi's face was lost in thought, and then he spoke.

"But if you want to act as a deaf interrupter, I have to be your second uncle!"

Sun Yue quickly stopped Yang Yunyi, and even said that he might be dragging him.

"Fuck you, why are you my second uncle, so I'm still your third uncle!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue in surprise, even in disbelief.

"Calling the street (gai) swearing at the street!"

Sun Yue said viciously: "Looking at your erroneous and cheap expression, I want to slap you. That's called cursing (jie), not gai!"

Yang Yunyi got angry: "Mr. Sun, can you talk to everyone about cross talk?"

Sun Yue yelled, "Then why are you my second uncle?"

The audience also supported Sun Yue one after another. After all, you can't always help the funny bully and praise him. What if the joker quits?

Easy to handle, change to a flatterer.

You have to know that those who are funny can be flattered, but those who are flattering may not be able to be funny.

Just like your father can be your father and your mother, but your mother will always be your mother!

When Sun Yue asked himself why he was his second uncle, Yang Yun was amused and heheed twice.

"Mr. Sun, you must be too old to be deaf!"

Sun Yue understood, and let out a meaningful oh.

"You mean, you only get deaf when you get old!"

Yang Yunyi nodded and said, "That's right, that's what it means!"

Sun Yue said: "Then come one, and it's my turn to perform."

Yang Yunyi said: "Then we have agreed in advance, I am not your second uncle."

Sun Yue said ah, but the audience laughed.

It's not a kiss, are you still planning to have a kiss?
Yang Yunyi said: "What I mean is, I'm your neighbor, it doesn't matter if you call me the second uncle or not, but my ears are sometimes good and sometimes bad."

Sun Yue didn't understand: "Why do you say that there are good times and bad times?"

Yang Yunyi's acting skills came to the fore: "What did you just say?"

Sun Yue said: "Let me ask you, why do your ears go from good to bad?"

Yang Yunyi let out an oh, expressing that he understood.

"You want cake!"

Sun Yue was dumbfounded, and said angrily, "Who wants to eat cake? I mean, what are your ears?"

Before he finished speaking, Sun Yue understood.

"Good guy, you are acting with me, aren't you!"

Yang Yunyi let out a sigh and said, "I just want to say, my ears don't work sometimes. When I was deaf, a plane flew over my head, and I thought it was a mosquito."

When Sun Yue heard it, he groaned: "Then you beat it!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue in disbelief, and he asked with a smile, "Mr. Sun, did you ask me to call you?"

The underground audience began to whine, and the female audience began to pee.

Smelly shameless, throwing this kind of stalk out, vulgar!

If you really have the ability, fight in front of so many people!
Naturally, it is impossible to fight in front of so many people. This is unacceptable. Well, the society is dead!
Sun Yue cheered and said: "I'm talking about beating mosquitoes, who told you?"

Yang Yunyi pointed at Sun Yue and scolded, "Vulgar!"

Soon, he said again: "I said that when I was deaf, the plane flew over my head, it was a mosquito. When I was not deaf, the plane flew over my head, it was a plane .”

Sun Yue complained: "You are not talking nonsense!"

Yang Yunyi asked Sun Yue: "Then shall we play this?"

Sun Yue asked back, even slightly surprised.

"Am I playing an airplane, or a mosquito?"

Yang Yunyi waved his hands and said, "No, you play my little nephew!"

Sun Yue laughed and said: "I'm still a nephew, but it's okay, come on, come on!"

Yang Yunyi chuckled: "The situation is, I'll come over there, you'll come over here, and we'll chat after we meet! Just look at me, whether I'm a good learner or not!"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "All right, all right!"

Yang Yunyi faced the audience and said, "Wait and see!"

Then, Yang Yunyi went to the left, and Sun Yue went to the right.

Yang Yunyi began to pretend to be Sun Yue's second uncle, and Sun Yue pretended to be Yang Yunyi's little nephew.

It's just Yang Yunyi's expression that Sun Yue couldn't bear to watch.

"You are my second uncle, you are constipated!"

Yang Yunyi ignored Sun Yue's words at all, and sang silently by himself.

"You smell of his perfume. It's my injury that made you feel inferior. You don't dare to be too perfect. Take off everything and sleep with you."

Sun Yue pointed at Yang Yunyi and said, "It seems that this old guy doesn't want Bilian himself!"

Yang Yunyi walked to the microphone and began to talk about his tragic experience.

"Oh, this person, as he gets older, he likes young and beautiful girls, but ah, his ears are not working well, and after giving 200 yuan, I can't even listen to them saying they like me. The most angry thing is Eyes are hard to use, otherwise, you won’t be immersed in your eyes and you won’t be able to touch them.”

Sun Yue looked surprised, then looked at Yang Yunyi.

"Tell me carefully, what did you give the young Xiaoni 200 yuan for? I love to hear this, and I believe the audience will love to hear it too!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with contempt, why is this person like this, you can't spend half of your salary of two thousand a month to help the poor!
Otherwise, how can we get rich together, you wait for the capitalists to send you money?

Sorry, capitalists just squeeze you!

　I found out that you don’t like to watch original cross talk, it’s hard, it’s the end of the month, ask for a monthly ticket!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)