I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 168 Co-Author, I'm a Pervert (Second Update)

Yang Yunyi didn't pay any attention to what Sun Yue said about Xiaoni. Xiaoni's matter itself was very complicated.

It sounds like poverty alleviation, but it is actually a crime.

That being the case, let's not talk about it at all.

Yang Yunyi continued: "Oh, I twisted my waist when I went out today, it's really uncomfortable, I want to cry!"

Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi: "Hey!"

Yang Yunyi was still blaring, and Sun Yue couldn't stand it anymore.

"I said, you have no feeling in your arm, right?"

Yang Yunyi deliberately asked in a loud voice, "Ah, what did you say?"

Sun Yue said helplessly: "I mean, let you see, come and see me!"

Yang Yunyi braced his back and let out an oh.

Then he said, "So it's an elephant, why did you escape from the zoo?"

Sun Yue didn't know what to say for a while, he was angry and funny.

The audience just laughed, for them, they didn't care what Yang Yunyi said about Sun Yue, as long as it was funny.

Sun Yue snorted: "What elephant, who elephant, me!"

Sun Yue pointed at himself, hoping that Yang Yunyi would recognize him.

Even if Yang Yunyi recognized him, he still wouldn't know Sun Yue's name!
With a smile on his face, he said, "Oh, little elephant!"

Sun Yue was not happy: "There is a difference between an elephant and a small elephant, aren't they all elephants? Me, take a closer look, me!"

Yang Yunyi took a closer look, and groaned, "You two idiots!"

It wasn't until Sun Yue let out a sigh that something was wrong.

"Why did I become a second fool!"

Yang Yunyi asked: "Then how about a puppy, or fish eggs or something?"

The audience started to applaud, and Sun Yue hurriedly shouted: "What applause!"

He then said to Yang Yunyi: "Only the second idiot, at least the second idiot sounds like a personal name!"

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "Second idiot, please take care of your second uncle in the future."

Hearing this, Sun Yue argued: "I'm not justified!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and became even angrier.

"You have to know, kid, it was the second uncle who raised you up."

Sun Yue didn't believe it: "With your body, hug me?"

Yang Yunyi questioned: "Why, you weighed more than 300 catties when you were young, didn't you?"

After the audience heheed twice, Sun Yue began to answer.

"Naturally it wasn't that heavy when I was young!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Hehe, don't be unconvinced! If I hadn't hugged you when you were young, you would have fallen into the cesspit."

Sun Yue was taken aback for a moment, with a look of disbelief.

"Why did you fall into the cesspit? The more you talk about it, the more shameful it becomes. Everyone, take a look, this is disrespect for the old!",

Yang Yunyi snorted and said, "You didn't catch up with the Boxer Rebellion!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi unexpectedly, and put his hands behind his back.

"You mean to say that you have caught up!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I am your second uncle!"

Sun Yue sneered: "What's the use of that, I thought you followed the Boxers together, really."

Yang Yunyi got angry: "I am your second uncle!"

Just as Sun Yue was about to speak, Yang Yunyi spoke again.

"I'm your second uncle!"

Sun Yue shouted: "Stop, can you keep talking about this, I ask you, where are you going?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Speak up, your second uncle is getting old now, and his ears are not working well."

"Oh, my ears are not working well, so it's hard for you!"

Yang Yunyi got a little angry, and said with a sullen face: "Speak up, your second uncle can't hear you!"

Sun Yue made a trumpet shape with his hands, and shouted in Yang Yunyi's ear, "Where are you going?"

Yang Yunyi said again: "Speak up!"

Sun Yue said angrily, "I mean, where are you going?"

Yang Yunyi shouted with sound effects, and there was an echo: "Speak up!"

Sun Yue said helplessly: "You still have your own echo, don't you, ouch, you're almost terrified of me, my second uncle!"

Yang Yunyi let out a cry, and the audience below followed suit, and even called his grandson to be good.

At this moment, Sun Yue inexplicably had many uncles, which caught him off guard.

He said, "No, how did you hear this sentence?"

With a kind smile on Yang Yunyi's face, he replied: "My ears are just like this!"

Sun Yue understood, and said, "I'm asking where are you going?"

Yang Yunyi understood, nodded and said: "You are asking my boss, your aunt, your aunt went to the square to find the old man to dance."

Sun Yue snorted: "Good guy, you two old men are not serious!"

Yang Yunyi heard this sentence.

"Oh, you are asking about your elder brother! Hey, your elder brother is not as good as you!"

Sun Yue showed a smile on his face and asked, "How do you say this?
Yang Yunyi replied: "You big brother, hey, I won't talk about it. It's a pity. If only you were my son?"

Sun Yue hummed and looked up at Yang Yunyi.

The audience also echoed: "Actually, it can be your son!"

Some viewers said: "It can also be my son!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi and said, "Don't even think about it!"

Yang Yunyi got angry, looked at Sun Yue and questioned: "Why did you push your second uncle, your second uncle is getting old, you have to be careful."

Sun Yue wiped the sweat from his forehead and replied, "I'm afraid you can't hear me!"

Yang Yunyi said again: "It would be great if you were my son!"

Sun Yue stopped him and said, "Don't keep talking about this, I can't be your son, don't even think about it!"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said, "My son has been stealing all day long, and recently, he has become a pickpocket again! You say I am old, what should I do?"

Sun Yue replied: "Second uncle, don't worry, you have time, I'll tell you about him!"

Yang Yunyi was shocked: "What, I learned from you, you are also a pickpocket?"

Sun Yue hurriedly explained: "What do you mean by learning from me? There is no such thing! Where are you talking about!"

Yang Yunyi let out a cry, with a heartache on his face.

"Are you stealing someone's panties?"

Sun Yue patted the back of his hand and said, "I will follow where I say!"

Yang Yunyi couldn't believe it: "Second idiot, don't steal someone's pants and get caught."

Sun Yue said dumbfoundedly: "What, it's not next to each other, let's talk about it"

Before the words were finished, Sun Yue understood.

The audience already understood it, and when Sun Yue figured it out, he was a pervert when he co-authored it.

There was a burst of laughter from the audience in the audience.

What kind of mess is this? Thanks to Yang Yunyi, he can figure it out, so he can talk about these nonsensical things.

Sun Yue said helplessly, "You can't hear me!"

Yang Yunyi nodded in satisfaction: "You explain to the court, that's fine! Turn yourself in early, and you'll be lenient when you confess."

After saying this, Sun Yue was amused by Yang Yunyi's nonsense.

Where did the court come from? How did you make it up?

It's just that now Sun Yue really finds it hard to speak when facing a deaf person.

Even if he is a beggar with language arts, if he really meets such a person, he will vomit three liters of blood!

There is really no way to deal with such a person, and I still can't have a temper.

　I will move tomorrow, and I will resume updating after two days of work.It's the end of the month, remember to vote for the monthly pass, otherwise it will expire, thank you.

　　
　
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