The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger
Chapter 396: Enough fun, now let’s play something awkward!
Chapter 396: Enough fun, now let’s play something awkward!
Chapter 396
Lu Lin and Ma Ershui put a lot of effort into arranging this section.
After all, if the same routine is used for two consecutive songs, and a group of unknown children take over, the audience will inevitably feel bored.
Therefore, how to prevent the audience from getting bored has become the biggest problem!
The two discussed over and over again before coming up with this arrangement, which allowed the little girls to pretend to be pitiful and gain sympathy from the audience.
In order to maximize the effect, Lu Lin and Ma Ershui decided to dress the little girl in a pure Loli style.
Once the audience sees it, they will feel pitiful and have an uncontrollable desire for protection!
Fortunately, my efforts were not in vain. The barrage in the live broadcast room was the best feedback. It was a success!
In the studio, on the stage.
Amid the encouraging applause of the audience, the little beauties had no choice but to pick up their own stand-up microphones and walk to the center of the stage.
The live band behind saw this and immediately started playing again.
The jazz drum starts with a strong drum beat, and the electric guitarist, bassist and keyboard player join in, creating a light and playful dynamic dance music.
The little beauties all took a deep breath, turned their backs to the camera, adjusted their emotions, and put away the tears on their faces.
Dengdengdeng-
The jazz drum beat suddenly became faster and the rhythm became more cheerful and dynamic, as if urging the little girls to turn around.
As a result, the little beauties who had adjusted themselves turned around with their buttocks full of energy, completely different from the previous ones who were crying but without tears.
The sweet and gorgeous smile was very impactful, causing a burst of warm applause in the studio.
Especially the male audience members, they were clapping their hands like crazy.
Each corner of the mouth is harder to press than the AK, almost reaching the back of the head.
If we say, the performance of the handsome boys just now was a feast for the nymphomaniacs.
So at this moment, the performance of the innocent little girls is the New Year's Eve dinner for the entire male audience.
A group of beautiful girls full of energy, no man can resist them!
Even the female audience was dazzled by the sight, and the greasy feeling just now was completely gone!
【Please don’t be sad, NoNoNo~! 】
【You are not alone, NoNoNo~! 】
[At any time, I will be the light that illuminates you...]
[Hold my hand now]
[I will be your strength at any time...]
What the girls performed was not retro disco, but real pop dance music, with a brisk and addictive rhythm.
It starts with a catchy chorus that firmly captures the audience's ears.
The energetic and playful group dance of twisting buttocks firmly caught the audience's eyes.
In short, one appearance will pierce the heart, and all men, women and children will be killed!
Compared with the young people before, the passionate and coquettish disco dance steps are even better!
Well, maybe even better...
Because just now, they all saw with their own eyes the negative effects of sideline interactions during the men's team's performance.
Therefore, they will never be stupid enough to follow Yang Mi's instructions to destroy the original arrangement and run to the sidelines to interact with the audience.
If this is still the case, the men's team is fat and they are coquettish.
Even more unpopular!
Maintaining the sweet girl's sunny style, as the lyrics say, becomes the light that shines into the hearts of the audience, or white moonlight.
It is the greatest success!
【When I am tired, you come close to me】
[You who quietly come to me and kiss me]
[It’s like magic surrounding me, this feeling is really the first time...]
【Sometimes you will be tired, but what if you are sad alone? 】
[In a city where lights are turned off one by one, let me light up for you! 】
【Please don’t be sad, NoNoNo~! 】
【You are not alone, NoNoNo~! 】
[At any time, I will be the light that illuminates you...]
[Hold my hand now]
[I will be your strength at any time...]
The energetic and playful dance of the girls, coupled with the highly addictive songs, seemed to trigger a chorus of chorus from the entire audience.
Especially the male audience members at the scene were not too excited.
Of course, they absolutely cannot do it by making them scream like nymphos. After all, men are actually more reserved than women in many cases.
but……
Of course there was no screaming.
But the chorus is full of energy.
When the girls sang the climax of the chorus, the scene was simply not too spectacular, just like a horse riding team shouting chants during drills.
It’s deafening!
Yang Mi was frightened when she heard this. She glared angrily at the tall fat man beside her who was shouting with the male audience, and then quickly turned her eyes to the stage.
She was afraid that the girls would not be able to withstand the enthusiasm of the audience, and would follow her instructions and come to the sidelines to show off and interact with each other.
The men's team had already suffered a setback, and the performance had lost at least [-]% to [-]%, which made her regretful!
If the performance of the female team was greatly compromised because of her cleverness, she would be really embarrassed to face Lu Lin after tonight's performance!
but……
If the girls didn't follow her instructions and come to the sidelines to interact with the audience, she would actually be unhappy as well.Because that meant that the girl listened to Lu Lin's arrangements, but not to her Yang Mi's instructions.
With her character, how could she not care about it?
……
Meanwhile, backstage.
The chief director, Ma Ershui, looked at the restless scenes on the monitor and listened to the chant-like chorus coming from the front. The old man was dumbfounded.
After regaining consciousness for a while, he could only cover his face with his hands speechlessly.
When the men's team was performing just now, when those nymphomaniacs didn't follow the rehearsal process and screamed, he was actually speechless.
He even anticipated the scene at this moment!
After all, regardless of gender, everyone loves beauty. You can't just allow the nymphos to scream, but not allow the male audience to sing along.
but……
Beat the old man to death, I'm afraid I never expected that it would be such a rough and heroic chorus!
This is simply a group of squealing old perverts!
You know, this is the Spring Festival Gala live broadcast.
For those who don’t know, they probably thought they were a group of old perverts watching the Crazy Horse show.
It’s too crazy to step on the horse!
……
……
[My girlish heart is about to melt...]
[Mom, what should I do if I fall in love? 】
[Is this really the atmosphere that the Spring Festival Gala should have?Shocked me for 100 years! 】
[If I were here, I would be more excited than those men, so cute...suck it...]
[The typhoon of these girls is on par with the first-class Japanese and Korean girl groups, thumbs up! 】
[It really killed domestic entertainment instantly, it feels much better than the men’s team Typhoon just now]
[Actually, the men's team was also very good in the first half, but later it was influenced by the audience, and it started to let itself go and become greasy]
[There is only one song left on the program list. If the fairy beast doesn’t come on stage and sing by himself, I’m going to scold you! 】
[Even if it is a fraudulent promotion, it is not done in this way. It is suspected of playing tricks on the audience! 】
[The fairy beast obviously wants to praise these newcomers. Each team has one song, and the next song will definitely be his own...]
[My enemy, people who understand have already seen it... But for the last song, if the fairy beast can't finish it and only two teams sing together, then I will also curse you! 】
……
……
The girls performed as steadily as an old dog without causing any trouble, so they won unanimous praise from the audience.
However, there was only one song left on the program list, which inevitably made the audience feel a sense of urgency, questioning whether Lu Lin still wanted to sing?
The same routine over and over again!
If there is a third time, it will no longer be a boredom. It will make more than 2 million viewers in the live broadcast room start to collectively curse!
but……
Even if Lu Lin was willing to do something that was suspected of teasing the audience, director Ma Ershui would not do it.
Therefore, at this moment, Lu Lin had actually come out of the toilet and was at the entrance to the court, tilting his head to look at the girls on the stage.
As for why you tilt your head to look?
Well, he wanted to check to make sure the girls were wearing safety pants.
Otherwise, if the dance moves are intense and the skirt flies up, exposing the fat on the Spring Festival Gala stage, it will be a big deal!
Fortunately, Lu Lin tilted his head and watched for a long time until the girls' performance was over... He almost noticed that he had a cervical spondylosis, and he didn't notice anyone forgetting to wear safety pants...
So, all I could do was smack my mouth in disappointment. Under the speechless eyes of the assistant director and the angry roll of my mother Liu's eyes, Shi Shiran came on stage with his guitar in his arms.
The last song, of course, was his performance!
After all, there are still tasks assigned by Ma Ershui!
slam-la-
slam-la-
slam-la-
Seeing Lu Lin finally take the stage, the audience immediately became excited and gave them thunderous applause.
On the day of rehearsal, if there is anything that can keep these special audiences fresh, then it is undoubtedly Lu Lin's live performance!
Because the songs Lu Lin sang during rehearsals were not the same every day, and they were all new songs that he had never heard before.
It’s just giving them benefits!
So not to mention the live audience who are looking forward to watching Lu Lin's live show, they, the live audience, are actually looking forward to it even more!
"Cough cough..."
Lu Lin held the pure white guitar, walked to the standing microphone in the center of the stage, and coughed twice to check the sound.
Seeing this, the audience's applause finally stopped.
Lu Lin nodded in thanks and said, "Well, are you satisfied with the performance of these two teams just now?"
The audience shouted in unison: "Satisfied~!"
Lu Lin smiled and nodded, and asked again: "Is everyone satisfied with tonight's performance from the opening to the present?"
The audience responded in unison again and gave warm applause: "Satisfied... hula la..."
From the beginning to now, there has been no embarrassing show, and the entertainment aspect is already full, so they don't have to sit on pins and needles to endure it.
This was undoubtedly due to Lu Lin, so the applause from the audience at this time seemed extremely sincere!
"It seems that everyone is really satisfied..."
When Lu Lin waited for the applause to end, he smiled happily, and then his expression became solemn and he said seriously: "You guys have had enough fun, let's play something awkward next!"
……
……
ps: A big chapter of [-] words!Again, no reward, no monthly pass, recommendation vote is fine, we are not picky eaters!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 396
Lu Lin and Ma Ershui put a lot of effort into arranging this section.
After all, if the same routine is used for two consecutive songs, and a group of unknown children take over, the audience will inevitably feel bored.
Therefore, how to prevent the audience from getting bored has become the biggest problem!
The two discussed over and over again before coming up with this arrangement, which allowed the little girls to pretend to be pitiful and gain sympathy from the audience.
In order to maximize the effect, Lu Lin and Ma Ershui decided to dress the little girl in a pure Loli style.
Once the audience sees it, they will feel pitiful and have an uncontrollable desire for protection!
Fortunately, my efforts were not in vain. The barrage in the live broadcast room was the best feedback. It was a success!
In the studio, on the stage.
Amid the encouraging applause of the audience, the little beauties had no choice but to pick up their own stand-up microphones and walk to the center of the stage.
The live band behind saw this and immediately started playing again.
The jazz drum starts with a strong drum beat, and the electric guitarist, bassist and keyboard player join in, creating a light and playful dynamic dance music.
The little beauties all took a deep breath, turned their backs to the camera, adjusted their emotions, and put away the tears on their faces.
Dengdengdeng-
The jazz drum beat suddenly became faster and the rhythm became more cheerful and dynamic, as if urging the little girls to turn around.
As a result, the little beauties who had adjusted themselves turned around with their buttocks full of energy, completely different from the previous ones who were crying but without tears.
The sweet and gorgeous smile was very impactful, causing a burst of warm applause in the studio.
Especially the male audience members, they were clapping their hands like crazy.
Each corner of the mouth is harder to press than the AK, almost reaching the back of the head.
If we say, the performance of the handsome boys just now was a feast for the nymphomaniacs.
So at this moment, the performance of the innocent little girls is the New Year's Eve dinner for the entire male audience.
A group of beautiful girls full of energy, no man can resist them!
Even the female audience was dazzled by the sight, and the greasy feeling just now was completely gone!
【Please don’t be sad, NoNoNo~! 】
【You are not alone, NoNoNo~! 】
[At any time, I will be the light that illuminates you...]
[Hold my hand now]
[I will be your strength at any time...]
What the girls performed was not retro disco, but real pop dance music, with a brisk and addictive rhythm.
It starts with a catchy chorus that firmly captures the audience's ears.
The energetic and playful group dance of twisting buttocks firmly caught the audience's eyes.
In short, one appearance will pierce the heart, and all men, women and children will be killed!
Compared with the young people before, the passionate and coquettish disco dance steps are even better!
Well, maybe even better...
Because just now, they all saw with their own eyes the negative effects of sideline interactions during the men's team's performance.
Therefore, they will never be stupid enough to follow Yang Mi's instructions to destroy the original arrangement and run to the sidelines to interact with the audience.
If this is still the case, the men's team is fat and they are coquettish.
Even more unpopular!
Maintaining the sweet girl's sunny style, as the lyrics say, becomes the light that shines into the hearts of the audience, or white moonlight.
It is the greatest success!
【When I am tired, you come close to me】
[You who quietly come to me and kiss me]
[It’s like magic surrounding me, this feeling is really the first time...]
【Sometimes you will be tired, but what if you are sad alone? 】
[In a city where lights are turned off one by one, let me light up for you! 】
【Please don’t be sad, NoNoNo~! 】
【You are not alone, NoNoNo~! 】
[At any time, I will be the light that illuminates you...]
[Hold my hand now]
[I will be your strength at any time...]
The energetic and playful dance of the girls, coupled with the highly addictive songs, seemed to trigger a chorus of chorus from the entire audience.
Especially the male audience members at the scene were not too excited.
Of course, they absolutely cannot do it by making them scream like nymphos. After all, men are actually more reserved than women in many cases.
but……
Of course there was no screaming.
But the chorus is full of energy.
When the girls sang the climax of the chorus, the scene was simply not too spectacular, just like a horse riding team shouting chants during drills.
It’s deafening!
Yang Mi was frightened when she heard this. She glared angrily at the tall fat man beside her who was shouting with the male audience, and then quickly turned her eyes to the stage.
She was afraid that the girls would not be able to withstand the enthusiasm of the audience, and would follow her instructions and come to the sidelines to show off and interact with each other.
The men's team had already suffered a setback, and the performance had lost at least [-]% to [-]%, which made her regretful!
If the performance of the female team was greatly compromised because of her cleverness, she would be really embarrassed to face Lu Lin after tonight's performance!
but……
If the girls didn't follow her instructions and come to the sidelines to interact with the audience, she would actually be unhappy as well.Because that meant that the girl listened to Lu Lin's arrangements, but not to her Yang Mi's instructions.
With her character, how could she not care about it?
……
Meanwhile, backstage.
The chief director, Ma Ershui, looked at the restless scenes on the monitor and listened to the chant-like chorus coming from the front. The old man was dumbfounded.
After regaining consciousness for a while, he could only cover his face with his hands speechlessly.
When the men's team was performing just now, when those nymphomaniacs didn't follow the rehearsal process and screamed, he was actually speechless.
He even anticipated the scene at this moment!
After all, regardless of gender, everyone loves beauty. You can't just allow the nymphos to scream, but not allow the male audience to sing along.
but……
Beat the old man to death, I'm afraid I never expected that it would be such a rough and heroic chorus!
This is simply a group of squealing old perverts!
You know, this is the Spring Festival Gala live broadcast.
For those who don’t know, they probably thought they were a group of old perverts watching the Crazy Horse show.
It’s too crazy to step on the horse!
……
……
[My girlish heart is about to melt...]
[Mom, what should I do if I fall in love? 】
[Is this really the atmosphere that the Spring Festival Gala should have?Shocked me for 100 years! 】
[If I were here, I would be more excited than those men, so cute...suck it...]
[The typhoon of these girls is on par with the first-class Japanese and Korean girl groups, thumbs up! 】
[It really killed domestic entertainment instantly, it feels much better than the men’s team Typhoon just now]
[Actually, the men's team was also very good in the first half, but later it was influenced by the audience, and it started to let itself go and become greasy]
[There is only one song left on the program list. If the fairy beast doesn’t come on stage and sing by himself, I’m going to scold you! 】
[Even if it is a fraudulent promotion, it is not done in this way. It is suspected of playing tricks on the audience! 】
[The fairy beast obviously wants to praise these newcomers. Each team has one song, and the next song will definitely be his own...]
[My enemy, people who understand have already seen it... But for the last song, if the fairy beast can't finish it and only two teams sing together, then I will also curse you! 】
……
……
The girls performed as steadily as an old dog without causing any trouble, so they won unanimous praise from the audience.
However, there was only one song left on the program list, which inevitably made the audience feel a sense of urgency, questioning whether Lu Lin still wanted to sing?
The same routine over and over again!
If there is a third time, it will no longer be a boredom. It will make more than 2 million viewers in the live broadcast room start to collectively curse!
but……
Even if Lu Lin was willing to do something that was suspected of teasing the audience, director Ma Ershui would not do it.
Therefore, at this moment, Lu Lin had actually come out of the toilet and was at the entrance to the court, tilting his head to look at the girls on the stage.
As for why you tilt your head to look?
Well, he wanted to check to make sure the girls were wearing safety pants.
Otherwise, if the dance moves are intense and the skirt flies up, exposing the fat on the Spring Festival Gala stage, it will be a big deal!
Fortunately, Lu Lin tilted his head and watched for a long time until the girls' performance was over... He almost noticed that he had a cervical spondylosis, and he didn't notice anyone forgetting to wear safety pants...
So, all I could do was smack my mouth in disappointment. Under the speechless eyes of the assistant director and the angry roll of my mother Liu's eyes, Shi Shiran came on stage with his guitar in his arms.
The last song, of course, was his performance!
After all, there are still tasks assigned by Ma Ershui!
slam-la-
slam-la-
slam-la-
Seeing Lu Lin finally take the stage, the audience immediately became excited and gave them thunderous applause.
On the day of rehearsal, if there is anything that can keep these special audiences fresh, then it is undoubtedly Lu Lin's live performance!
Because the songs Lu Lin sang during rehearsals were not the same every day, and they were all new songs that he had never heard before.
It’s just giving them benefits!
So not to mention the live audience who are looking forward to watching Lu Lin's live show, they, the live audience, are actually looking forward to it even more!
"Cough cough..."
Lu Lin held the pure white guitar, walked to the standing microphone in the center of the stage, and coughed twice to check the sound.
Seeing this, the audience's applause finally stopped.
Lu Lin nodded in thanks and said, "Well, are you satisfied with the performance of these two teams just now?"
The audience shouted in unison: "Satisfied~!"
Lu Lin smiled and nodded, and asked again: "Is everyone satisfied with tonight's performance from the opening to the present?"
The audience responded in unison again and gave warm applause: "Satisfied... hula la..."
From the beginning to now, there has been no embarrassing show, and the entertainment aspect is already full, so they don't have to sit on pins and needles to endure it.
This was undoubtedly due to Lu Lin, so the applause from the audience at this time seemed extremely sincere!
"It seems that everyone is really satisfied..."
When Lu Lin waited for the applause to end, he smiled happily, and then his expression became solemn and he said seriously: "You guys have had enough fun, let's play something awkward next!"
……
……
ps: A big chapter of [-] words!Again, no reward, no monthly pass, recommendation vote is fine, we are not picky eaters!
(End of this chapter)
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