The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger
Chapter 397 Don’t worry, I’ll be there soon!
Chapter 397 Don’t worry, I’ll be there soon~!
Chapter 397
Lu Lin spoke with a straight face, and the audience was stunned. It was neither applause nor applause.
The atmosphere at the scene was really awkward!
"Earlier, someone who came to inspect looked at my program arrangements and said they were of no educational significance."
"So, a temporary task was assigned to me, and I was asked to speak some truth and educate the big guys."
Lu Lin took out a folded A4 sheet from the pocket of his performance clothes, unfolded it and handed it to the live broadcast camera, so that the live broadcast audience inside and outside the venue could see the writing on it: "No, I have all the lines prepared~ !”
In front of the backstage monitor, chief director Ma Ershui was stunned: "..."
He never expected that Lu Lin would act awkward in this way.
What’s embarrassing is not the audience inside or outside the venue.
What’s embarrassing are those who say the program has no educational value.
This means that Lu Lin has not met those masters, and does not know their names or their positions.
Otherwise, looking at this posture, I have to name them and let those guys die!
but……
Even so, it’s enough to kill society!
Because everyone within CTV knows who those people are, and if Lu Lin does this now, he will probably become a laughing stock!
At the same time, Tianxian, Yang Mi and others in the front row also had helpless expressions on their faces.
They had already guessed that when Ma Ershui handed over the task to Lu Lin, he was destined to cause a lot of fun.
After Tianxian performed the skit and before coming to the audience, he specifically told Lu Lin not to cause trouble, just hold his nose and recite the lines and complete the task.
But now it seems that the instructions are completely useless!
If Tiehanhan doesn't cause trouble, he wouldn't be Tiehanhan anymore!
slam-la-
When everyone was speechless and helpless, the audience suddenly applauded.
Well, the audience realized it too.
Lu Lin was acting awkward like this, but they were not the ones embarrassed.
If that's the case, then just have fun and make noise!
"Originally, I was not willing to take on this task..."
"Of course, this does not mean that I am unwilling to obey orders, that I am rebellious or something..."
Lu Lin waited for the applause to stop, and then he felt ashamed and said, "It's mainly me. I love eating, playing, and lying down."
"When I meet beautiful girls in life, I always like to tease them."
"I am so lazy and greedy that I have no qualifications to educate others. I feel so ashamed..."
The audience suddenly burst out laughing when they heard his self-criticism.
Even in the online live broadcast room, there was also a barrage of laughter and curses.
……
……
[Did I hear that correctly?The fairy beast is talking about being lazy, greedy and slippery, right? 】
[The adulterous lazy person slips to the fairy beast and turns into a lustful lazy person...]
[Nothing wrong, most people have nothing to do with evil, so being lazy and greedy is just right! 】
[Only a fairy beast dares to say this on the Spring Festival Gala stage hahahahaha]
[He has the courage to reflect, but he has never corrected himself. The top actresses in the industry have almost made him provoke him again...]
[The straightness of the fairy beast never disappoints! 】
[Are you sure you won’t be banned if you do this? 】
[We ourselves are still working overtime on New Year’s Eve, so don’t worry about the fairy beasts]
[To be honest, we just want to have fun...]
……
……
More than 2 million water friends in the live broadcast room were having fun.
On the studio stage, Lu Lin's speech was coming to an end. He said happily: "But, I thought about it carefully and finally accepted the task." "After all, no matter how you hide your evil in private, you can do it in front of the camera. On the stage, you must always look like a public figure, and you must also shoulder the obligations of a public figure."
"Otherwise, you don't deserve this reputation and a good life!"
"So... next... I'm going to be awkward, and I'll cause trouble to everyone, please bear with me..."
"Viewers watching the live broadcast, if they don't want to be embarrassed, can play with their mobile phones for a while..."
"Don't worry, it's just a few lines, it'll be quick!"
He was quite considerate and even reminded the audience.
The audience couldn't help laughing and burst into laughter.
However, warm applause followed.
Because although Lu Lin's words are funny, they are crude but not crude. The basic three views are all there. As a public figure, you must have a certain awareness and you must have certain obligations.
Many people hate celebrities in the entertainment industry.
Many people also classify this dislike as hating the rich.
But in fact, the real reason for the dislike lies in Lu Lin's words. Those 208ws only want to enjoy fame and fortune, but do not assume the accompanying social obligations.
They even find ways to evade taxes and evade the most basic social obligations that everyone does.
That being the case, if everyone doesn’t hate you, who do you hate?
Those 208w people don’t deserve to enjoy fame and wealth at all!
"Ahem...I'm going to read it..."
Lu Lin coughed twice to remind the audience who were still applauding.
Then, with an awe-inspiring attitude, he raised the manuscript paper in front of him, brewing his emotions, and began to recite loudly.
"Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky, and it runs to the sea and never returns."
"You can't see, Gaotang Mingjing is sad and white hair, the morning is like blue silk and the evening turns into snow."
"Advise you not to cherish the golden thread clothes, and advise you to cherish the youth."
“Strong young people will make the country strong, young people wise will make the country wise, young people rich will make the country rich, young people independent will make the country independent, young people free will make the country free, young people’s progress will make the country progress...”
……
In front of the backstage monitor, chief director Ma Ershui listened to Lu Lin's chanting, and his eyes widened in shock.
Educational tasks are indeed assigned and arranged by the inspection masters.
But the lines on the manuscript paper were written by him and the assistant directors in partnership.
The old man didn't remember who had such good literary talent and wrote the quatrains that Lu Lin was reciting on that piece of A4 paper!
Therefore, Lu Lin just followed the manuscript paper and made up the lyrics by himself.
The writing is so majestic.
It is so well written.
Absolutely!
"Director Ma, he holds the manuscript paper upside down, and the side with the writing is pointed at the audience and the camera..."
The assistant next to him had a twitching face and reminded you faintly.
Ma Ershui is a bit presbyopic. Hearing this, he squinted his eyes and looked at the monitor screen carefully.
Then, his face twitched crazily, and he couldn't laugh or cry: "This thief Sun is so good at doing things..."
"By the way, go back and find me a copy of his book, the "Hundred Years Trilogy". I want to read it!"
……
At this moment, it was not only Ma Ershui and his assistant who were twitching and dumbfounded, but also the audience and the hundreds of millions of people watching the live broadcast.
Lu Lin turned the manuscript paper upside down and pointed the side with the writing towards the camera. All the audience could clearly see that the words written on the manuscript paper were not what he was reciting at all.
Therefore, the audience inside and outside the venue knew that he was just making up lyrics by sending it to the bar, which really had a comedic effect.
Can……
The lyrics compiled by Lu Lin are also the best in quatrains. When you first hear it, you are so surprised by the talent and beauty that you can't even laugh even if you want to!
……
……
ps: Coming, there will be more soon!Recommend monthly tickets and don’t stop, Yimao Dad!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 397
Lu Lin spoke with a straight face, and the audience was stunned. It was neither applause nor applause.
The atmosphere at the scene was really awkward!
"Earlier, someone who came to inspect looked at my program arrangements and said they were of no educational significance."
"So, a temporary task was assigned to me, and I was asked to speak some truth and educate the big guys."
Lu Lin took out a folded A4 sheet from the pocket of his performance clothes, unfolded it and handed it to the live broadcast camera, so that the live broadcast audience inside and outside the venue could see the writing on it: "No, I have all the lines prepared~ !”
In front of the backstage monitor, chief director Ma Ershui was stunned: "..."
He never expected that Lu Lin would act awkward in this way.
What’s embarrassing is not the audience inside or outside the venue.
What’s embarrassing are those who say the program has no educational value.
This means that Lu Lin has not met those masters, and does not know their names or their positions.
Otherwise, looking at this posture, I have to name them and let those guys die!
but……
Even so, it’s enough to kill society!
Because everyone within CTV knows who those people are, and if Lu Lin does this now, he will probably become a laughing stock!
At the same time, Tianxian, Yang Mi and others in the front row also had helpless expressions on their faces.
They had already guessed that when Ma Ershui handed over the task to Lu Lin, he was destined to cause a lot of fun.
After Tianxian performed the skit and before coming to the audience, he specifically told Lu Lin not to cause trouble, just hold his nose and recite the lines and complete the task.
But now it seems that the instructions are completely useless!
If Tiehanhan doesn't cause trouble, he wouldn't be Tiehanhan anymore!
slam-la-
When everyone was speechless and helpless, the audience suddenly applauded.
Well, the audience realized it too.
Lu Lin was acting awkward like this, but they were not the ones embarrassed.
If that's the case, then just have fun and make noise!
"Originally, I was not willing to take on this task..."
"Of course, this does not mean that I am unwilling to obey orders, that I am rebellious or something..."
Lu Lin waited for the applause to stop, and then he felt ashamed and said, "It's mainly me. I love eating, playing, and lying down."
"When I meet beautiful girls in life, I always like to tease them."
"I am so lazy and greedy that I have no qualifications to educate others. I feel so ashamed..."
The audience suddenly burst out laughing when they heard his self-criticism.
Even in the online live broadcast room, there was also a barrage of laughter and curses.
……
……
[Did I hear that correctly?The fairy beast is talking about being lazy, greedy and slippery, right? 】
[The adulterous lazy person slips to the fairy beast and turns into a lustful lazy person...]
[Nothing wrong, most people have nothing to do with evil, so being lazy and greedy is just right! 】
[Only a fairy beast dares to say this on the Spring Festival Gala stage hahahahaha]
[He has the courage to reflect, but he has never corrected himself. The top actresses in the industry have almost made him provoke him again...]
[The straightness of the fairy beast never disappoints! 】
[Are you sure you won’t be banned if you do this? 】
[We ourselves are still working overtime on New Year’s Eve, so don’t worry about the fairy beasts]
[To be honest, we just want to have fun...]
……
……
More than 2 million water friends in the live broadcast room were having fun.
On the studio stage, Lu Lin's speech was coming to an end. He said happily: "But, I thought about it carefully and finally accepted the task." "After all, no matter how you hide your evil in private, you can do it in front of the camera. On the stage, you must always look like a public figure, and you must also shoulder the obligations of a public figure."
"Otherwise, you don't deserve this reputation and a good life!"
"So... next... I'm going to be awkward, and I'll cause trouble to everyone, please bear with me..."
"Viewers watching the live broadcast, if they don't want to be embarrassed, can play with their mobile phones for a while..."
"Don't worry, it's just a few lines, it'll be quick!"
He was quite considerate and even reminded the audience.
The audience couldn't help laughing and burst into laughter.
However, warm applause followed.
Because although Lu Lin's words are funny, they are crude but not crude. The basic three views are all there. As a public figure, you must have a certain awareness and you must have certain obligations.
Many people hate celebrities in the entertainment industry.
Many people also classify this dislike as hating the rich.
But in fact, the real reason for the dislike lies in Lu Lin's words. Those 208ws only want to enjoy fame and fortune, but do not assume the accompanying social obligations.
They even find ways to evade taxes and evade the most basic social obligations that everyone does.
That being the case, if everyone doesn’t hate you, who do you hate?
Those 208w people don’t deserve to enjoy fame and wealth at all!
"Ahem...I'm going to read it..."
Lu Lin coughed twice to remind the audience who were still applauding.
Then, with an awe-inspiring attitude, he raised the manuscript paper in front of him, brewing his emotions, and began to recite loudly.
"Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky, and it runs to the sea and never returns."
"You can't see, Gaotang Mingjing is sad and white hair, the morning is like blue silk and the evening turns into snow."
"Advise you not to cherish the golden thread clothes, and advise you to cherish the youth."
“Strong young people will make the country strong, young people wise will make the country wise, young people rich will make the country rich, young people independent will make the country independent, young people free will make the country free, young people’s progress will make the country progress...”
……
In front of the backstage monitor, chief director Ma Ershui listened to Lu Lin's chanting, and his eyes widened in shock.
Educational tasks are indeed assigned and arranged by the inspection masters.
But the lines on the manuscript paper were written by him and the assistant directors in partnership.
The old man didn't remember who had such good literary talent and wrote the quatrains that Lu Lin was reciting on that piece of A4 paper!
Therefore, Lu Lin just followed the manuscript paper and made up the lyrics by himself.
The writing is so majestic.
It is so well written.
Absolutely!
"Director Ma, he holds the manuscript paper upside down, and the side with the writing is pointed at the audience and the camera..."
The assistant next to him had a twitching face and reminded you faintly.
Ma Ershui is a bit presbyopic. Hearing this, he squinted his eyes and looked at the monitor screen carefully.
Then, his face twitched crazily, and he couldn't laugh or cry: "This thief Sun is so good at doing things..."
"By the way, go back and find me a copy of his book, the "Hundred Years Trilogy". I want to read it!"
……
At this moment, it was not only Ma Ershui and his assistant who were twitching and dumbfounded, but also the audience and the hundreds of millions of people watching the live broadcast.
Lu Lin turned the manuscript paper upside down and pointed the side with the writing towards the camera. All the audience could clearly see that the words written on the manuscript paper were not what he was reciting at all.
Therefore, the audience inside and outside the venue knew that he was just making up lyrics by sending it to the bar, which really had a comedic effect.
Can……
The lyrics compiled by Lu Lin are also the best in quatrains. When you first hear it, you are so surprised by the talent and beauty that you can't even laugh even if you want to!
……
……
ps: Coming, there will be more soon!Recommend monthly tickets and don’t stop, Yimao Dad!
(End of this chapter)
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