Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Middle finger
middle finger again
The first finger he can move is his middle finger, and the first toe he can move is also his middle finger. Now even the golden luck is comparing his middle finger to him!

The world is against him.

Not an illusion, but a certainty and affirmation!

Listening to his description, Ling Bingbing was also shocked.

Feeling the irritable air around her, she smiled and comforted him: "I don't think the world is targeting you, but the world cares about you! Prove that you are the protagonist of this world!"

Hao Youqian sneered [hemiplegia, the protagonist who is still hemiplegic? 】

Hao Youqian: [The men at the starting point don’t even dare to write like that! 】

Ling Bingbing: (●′ω`●)
Ling Bingbing beeped softly: You can't say that. The protagonist doesn't have to be human either, baby, you're making a fool of yourself.

Hao Youqian:
Hao Youqian: ╮(╯▽╰)╭I don’t have the face-slapping fiancee or ex-girlfriend that the male protagonist has as standard equipment.

No one gave him the opportunity to spend 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi.

Ling Bingbing's expression became more complicated: "Brother, did you forget that your first two fiancées both ran away on the day of your wedding?"

"Isn't that slapping enough?"

"Do you want them to marry you, get pregnant with a servant's child, and then run away?"

Hao Youqian: (╯－_－)╯

Mr. Hao shut himself up
in the toilet.

Bai Linyu was in a daze listening to the words outside the door.

She recognized the woman's voice, it was his own sister who would never die.

But the question is who is she talking to?

Is it talking to him?

Why can't he understand every sentence?
Thinking that Ling Bingbing is just a helpless woman no matter what, maybe he can control her to get out of here Door.

"younger sister."

"Mr. Bai should call me by my name." Ling Bingbing looked at him and said expressionlessly.

Bai Linyu's one-eyed eyes became more and more murderous, but the corners of her face and lips were infinitely widening.

"Bingbing. Are you still angry with me?"

"Sorry, I was wrong that day. I shouldn't have said those nasty things to you, and I shouldn't have threatened you to kill you."

"Actually, you also know that you are my own sister. Even if I commit suicide, I can't kill you."

"Bingbing. There are too many misunderstandings between us. I really don't know how to express my apology to you."

It was also today that he was 'reminded' by Wu Meimei that he knew that this hospital belonged to Hao You, not Hao's family.

What Hao You did and what the Hao family did, these are two completely different weights and concepts.

Seeing that Ling Bingbing was indifferent, he gritted his teeth and said harshly: "Why don't I kneel down and kowtow to you."

Ling Bingbing: "."

Ling Bingbing raised her eyebrows: "That's not necessary. If Mr. Bai really wants to apologize, it's better to be sincere."

Bai Linyu: "How can you be sincere? Then, tell them and ask them to give me a new examination. If I am not sick, I will leave the hospital and work for you and Mr. Hao."

"Work for me?" Ling Bingbing really admired her brother's brain.

It's really beautiful to think about.
Bai Linyu gritted her teeth: "That's right—you can be a cat or a dog. How about I be your assistant? Every young lady has an assistant."

Ling Bingbing: "Assistant, you. No way."

Bai Linyu: "Bingbing, I'm not afraid of losing face, and besides, there's nothing shameful about being my sister's assistant."

Ling Bingbing's eyes widened: "No, no, no! What I mean is that no matter your background or academic qualifications, you are not up to the standard line of my assistant."

Ling Bingbing: "To put it simply, your current appearance is not worthy. My assistant team, but the average appearance of each person can show off."

Bai Linyu:
his face!
His face became like this because of someone, didn't Ling Bingbing himself count!
But in order to go out, Bai Linyu still endured it.

"Then Bingbing, tell me what I should do before you can forgive me."

Ling Bingbing pulled the corner of her lower lip with a half-smile: "Is my forgiveness important to you?"

Bai Linyu nodded wildly: "Of course. The last thing I regret is that I didn't treat you well. I shouldn't treat Bai Linlang as my own sister. Obviously, you are the one who is closest to me by blood."

Hao Youqian: [Fake, don’t believe it]

The autistic Mr. Hao saw Bai Linyu crawling towards his wife in the dark, and immediately switched his state, squatting on the ground to tie Bai Linyu's shoelaces, and trying to draw some golden light out of him.

But after squeezing for a long time, he didn't get anything out.

Bai Linyu has lost all her merits!

"That's it, then kill yourself."

"The window seems to be sealed. If you can't jump, hang yourself, or go to the bathtub and drown yourself."

Ling Bingbing said lightly.

"Okay, I'll go right away." Bai Linyu subconsciously agreed, but halfway through, he realized what Ling Bingbing said.

She wants him dead! !

He raised his head and stared at her face with that cloudy one eye: "What did you say? Say it again?"

Ling Bingbing repeated it cooperatively.

And added: "I hope you go right now."

"I'll forgive you when you die. Don't worry, I will definitely hold a funeral for you. It will be grand and grand, and I will guarantee that there will be a wealthy young master's face to accompany you. How about I also arrange the same funeral for you as my husband?"

Hao Youqian:?

Mr. Hao was about to get jealous, but on second thought, it seemed that his eldest sister had replaced his funeral with those old-fashioned radios.

Don't be the same!Give it all to Bai Lingyu!

"You, you, Ling Bingbing - you want me to die??" Bai Linyu couldn't help roaring, spit on the wall.

While spraying disinfectant around her, Ling Bingbing lazily said: "It's not that I want you to die, it's that you want me to forgive you. I can't think of any other reason why I can forgive you except this method."

Bai Linyu's eyes were about to split open: "Just because I said I was going to kill you? How can you be so vicious, a woman?"

"Does the Hao family know that your heart is so dark? Are you so afraid that the Hao family will be frightened by you if they find out!"

Ling Bingbing smiled, and tilted her head to look at her side: "Honey, are you scared?"

Hao Youqian: [No, but don’t let him die, it’s too cheap for him, let him live in pain. 】

Bai Linyu looked at her in shock: "Who are you talking to?"

Ling Bingbing: "My husband, can't you see it?"

Ling Bingbing: "That's right, how can someone with a dark heart see such a beautiful man as my husband?"

Mr. Hao: `(*^﹏^*)′

Hao You laughed happily for a few seconds, then tugged her hand again: [You can’t say that, after all, you can’t see me, madam]

Ling Bingbing:
Ling Bingbing: "Smart sir, you should know when to shut up."

Hao Yougan:.

"And..." Ling Bingbing suddenly raised her leg and kicked Bai Linyu, who was about to sneak attack her, against the wall.

"I lost my memory, but what I lost was the memory before I was kidnapped, not the day I was kidnapped, my good brother."

"What!" Bai Linyu exclaimed, ignoring the pain.

"You deliberately lured the traffickers to arrest me, and watched me being arrested without saying a word. If it weren't for my adoptive parents, I would have died a long time ago."