Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

"Ke Ke, aren't you okay?"

"You can see that you are doing well now."

"Bingbing. This is fate. If you hadn't been taken away, your development might not be as good as it is now, don't you think?"

Bai Linyu was so guilty that she was sweating all over her body. But she still tried to distort the facts with forceful words.

"As the saying goes, the blessings and disasters of a person's life are actually destined. The hardships you suffered in the past are all foreshadowing of your current happiness."

Hao Youqian:? ?
What the hell?
Can he give him this blessing?
Mr. Hao was so angry that he wanted to lift the person up to flush the toilet, but unfortunately his soul and body had no strength, and he passed through it by himself several times, so angry that there were tildes in the air.

When Ling Bingbing heard his words, he knew that this person was just as he thought, and that he was completely hopeless.

"That's really thanks to you." She said sincerely: "After all, without you, I don't know what a real brother looks like."

"Actually, I came here today to see your jokes."

"By the way, there are two roads in front of you now. The first road, I let you out, you go to jail."

"The second way, you continue to pretend to be crazy here."

Bai Linyu raised her head, gritted her teeth, and the foul-smelling blood overflowed from her teeth, dripping onto the ground.

"You think I'm stupid? There is a retrospective period for all cases."

Not to mention. Several people who kidnapped his sister back then are dead.

No matter how awesome the Hao family is, can they still make the dead open their mouths?

However, at this moment, he clearly heard a snap.

It didn't hit him in the face, but on the back of his head.

"Who! Who is it! Come out!"

Bai Linyu's whole head was bewildered by the sudden blow.

But when I turned around, there was no one behind me, but when I turned around, Ling Bingbing was a few meters away.

Mr. Hao didn't expect that the golden light from his little wife's body would actually hit him.

So he took another swipe and hit the back of his head again!
boom--

This time it was even harder than the previous one, and it directly knocked Bai Linyu down on the floor.

Seeing his face mixed with the cloudy liquid, she took a deep breath.

Just... suddenly felt quite boring.

To waste another second with this kind of person is to be sorry for your precious life.

She took a deep breath and reached out to someone in the distance.

"Wash your hands and let's go home. Don't beat me up. You'll have to pay for the medical expenses if you break it."

Mr Hao:
Mr. Hao quickly went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and sprayed more disinfectant on both sides before returning to Ling Bingbing: [It’s not that I can’t afford it]

Ling Bingbing looked sideways to the left: "But I feel sorry for you, your money is hard earned, don't waste it on him."

Mr. Hao's heart trembled, he was very happy.

Ling Bingbing: "Wouldn't it be nice to give him the doctor's money to buy some nice little dresses?"

Mr. Hao: He really doesn't like women's clothing! ! !
In the room, seeing the interaction between Ling Bingbing and the air, Bai Linyu was terrified at first, and then realized again.

The female ghost of the skirt girl?

So Ling Bingbing really summoned the female ghost! !
He wants to tell the Hao family the news quickly! !
Ling Bingbing turned around and left after talking about the little skirt, and Mr. Hao was a step slower because he secretly turned on the faucet in the toilet.
As soon as it was done, Bai Linyu's gaze was completely covered.

so.
What kind of bad tricks is this thing holding back?
After thinking about it, he poked the nurse's bell and kicked him again.

Madam said that he almost gets dirty with his hands, so he is not disobedient with his feet, right?
It just so happened that Ling Bingbing came to the nurse's station, and the head nurse took a look at her, and then led her to the ward.

Enter the door.

She and the doctors saw Bai Linyu rummaging around in the room like a madman, obviously there was nothing else in the room except the bed.

"Who! Who is it! Who is it!"

"Get out for me!"

"Mr. Bai?" The head nurse called him through the railing.

Seeing the nurses, Bai Linyu rushed to them as if she had been pardoned.

"Head nurse! You are finally here! Let me out or change me to a new ward. There are ghosts in it!"

"No, no! It's useless to change wards! Ghosts can pass through walls."

The head nurse is also well-informed, and instead of refuting what he said, she even gave him an encouraging look: "Mr. Bai, don't get excited, no matter what, we will protect you."

"Tell me first, what the hell did you see?"

"I" Bai Linyu was startled.
He didn't see it.
But if you say you haven't seen it, will no one believe it?
But the one wearing the skirt must be a female ghost, he described it according to Ling Bingbing's appearance without thinking.

The head nurse nodded knowingly, and took out a pen to record seriously: "Oh, it's a beautiful female ghost, then what did she do to you?"

Bai Linyu: "She hit me on the head! She also kicked my leg, the third leg!"

The head nurse twitched her eyebrows: "Kick your third leg?"

Bai Linyu closed her eyes, her face was full of resentment, her facial features were so distorted that the long centipede scar on her face seemed to come alive.

"Yes—she kicked my third leg! I suspect she wants to cripple me!"

"But that's not the point! The point is that this ghost is operated by Ling Bingbing, please help me to notify Mrs. Hao, if it's too late, it's too late!"

Head Nurse:
Doctors:.
The attending physician flipped through the report: "Add some risperidone to him."

Head Nurse: "Okay."

The attending doctor glanced at his watch: "I'm not so excited at this late hour, let's add stability."

Head nurse: "Go get it now."

After speaking, the head nurse and the doctor turned and walked out.

Bai Linyu:! !
Bai Linyu: "No! Where are you going? What I said is true! If you don't believe me, you can look at my head. Someone really hit me! Someone kicked my third leg!"

The head nurse and the doctor looked at each other, and the young doctor came back again.

"Mr. Bai, of course we believe you!"

Bai Linyu: "Then what medicine did you prescribe for me!! Go to Mrs. Hao."

The doctor smiled slightly: "Why are you looking for the old lady? Tell him, old man, do you miss your sister and become a demon and suspect that you were beaten by her sister?"

"I didn't say that, they are all people who have received nine years of compulsory education. How can you still have such terrible thoughts?"

Bai Linyu? ? ?
Bai Linyu: "What I said is true!!"

A row of herpes appeared on Bai Linyu's anxious mouth.

Doctor: "What I said is also true. Homosexuality is not a disease, but orthopedics is against the law and against human ethics. Remember to take medicine."

Bai Linyu: @##￥%…

After leaving the hospital, Ling Bingbing stopped driving by herself, but called the Hao family to take her up the mountain.

She never overestimated herself, nor underestimated humanity.

just
She still doesn't quite understand why a child, who is also her own brother, has such a murderous intent on her.

As if sensing her confusion, the system that had been pretending to be dead for a long time suddenly cheated.

[Bingbing, although you and Bai Linyu share many genetic sequences, everyone is an independent individual. What kind of person he is has nothing to do with you]

[Although it is said that blood relationship is the closest existence in theory, that is only in theory. In the vast world, there are many relationships that are closer than blood relationship]

Ling Bingbing was surprised: [Guapi, are you comforting me? 】

She couldn't help laughing in her mind [I knew that you still love me even though you are that melon]

Hang hang [No, I only love your money]

Ling Bingbing responded with a smile [That's love too! 】

Hang up【╭(╯^╰)╮】(end of this chapter)