I really don't want to be her world

Chapter 54 54. Sick Company

Because of Gu Yue's incident, many students in the headquarters college began to follow him and find various reasons to avoid military training, although they could not go one-on-one with the instructor like Gu Yue to get this kind of alternative rest way', but it is still possible to use injuries or other diseases that cannot recover in a short time to skip training.

This includes a student in the second class who lives next door to Yuanshu's dormitory. This boy is named Chen Zihao. Because during training, he does sit-ups like a hunchback, and sometimes he bends down like a hunchback, so he was nicknamed him. Brother Guo.

After Chen Zihao heard about Gu Yue's deeds, he planned to find an excuse not to participate in the military training. Then he smoked three cigarettes in a row, then did more than a dozen sit-ups, and finally walked around the dormitory as fast as possible. I ran two or three laps.

After he finished doing this, he deliberately walked in front of the black-faced smiling tiger and fell head first. The two people who didn't know the situation saw a student unconscious and fell to the ground, so they quickly sent Chen Zihao to the infirmary.

After inquiring and diagnosing by the female doctor in the infirmary, she found out that Chen Zihao had congenital hypertension, and immediately issued an order asking him to stop participating in all military training activities. Even though he knew how serious congenital hypertension was, Smiley Tiger didn't want Chen Zihao spent the rest of the days in such a relaxed manner, obviously hoping that he could participate in a few more days of training.

Because of this incident, the female doctor had a big fight with Smiley Tiger. Naturally, the reason was to accuse the instructors of Smiley Tiger for not caring about the safety of the students. In this regard, the female doctor unswervingly supports her point of view.

However, the Smiling Tiger is not a good person. He has no scruples even if he is a female doctor. After the two of them had a mind-numbing argument, the female doctor finally took a step back and gave Chen Zihao half of the medicine. The monthly leave note was directly changed to one week.

Although he can only rest for a week, Chen Zihao is already very grateful for the leave note issued by the female doctor, because after today, he will only be able to stay in this base for a few days. As long as he can survive a week, the rest of the time Just mess around and you'll be fine.

After returning to the dormitory, Chen Zihao told Yuan Shu and others exactly what he had directed and acted in, with a rare sense of pride because he had long known that he had congenital hypertension. , he also knew what he could do to raise his blood pressure, so he came up with a series of cruel tricks. Fortunately, the plan did not exceed his expectations, otherwise the blood pressure would be a real loss.

After what he said, Yuan Shu even felt a little depressed, as if he had lost hundreds of millions. He also stayed for fourteen days. Others stayed for fourteen days as if they were on vacation, but he had to rely on his own will. Fight with strength and spirit until the end.

Moreover, a high blood pressure directly leads to a seven-day sick leave. You must know that they only train for fourteen days in total, which can directly save half of the military training. The number of days to stay here is even less!

Other students can only envy Chen Zihao. After all, they don't have high blood pressure, and there is no reason for them to rest for several days at a time, so they can only silently envy and hate him in front of Lemon Dog. .

For Aries people, competitiveness is also a major characteristic of them. As a purebred Aries, Yuan Shu's competitiveness is naturally very strong. Since Chen Zihao and others do not talk about martial ethics, there is no need for him to wrong himself. .

Judging from the current situation, unless it is a disease that seriously limits physical movement such as high fever, there is absolutely no hope for Yuan Shu to skip training. He does not have high blood pressure, so even if he imitates Chen Zihao, his blood pressure will not rise. Go ahead, hives are even more impossible. After the two souls merged, Yuanshu's physical fitness was not only strengthened, so the only way he could go was to have a fever and cold.

But to be honest, the cost of having a fever and cold is too high. Yuan Shu really doesn’t want to do it, but this is the most convenient shortcut for him. As long as he catches a cold, he might be able to get it. The same seven-day leave note as Chen Zihao.

After thinking about it, Yuan Shu finally rejected the plan. Just when he was at a loss, he heard Dai Renjun say that he had to go to the toilet because he had a stomachache. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning quietly flashed across the back of the young man's head, followed by a look of astonishment on his face. A sudden change!
"By the way...if it's a stomach upset, doesn't it mean you don't need to participate in training?"

Yuan Shu clapped his hands. Since he chose to have a stomachache, he couldn't make it sudden. He had to have a sense of gradualness. Only in this way could the instructor believe that after all, having a stomachache sounds like a symptom that doesn't seem to be a serious problem, so Yuan Shu must have it. It was enough to leave a deep impression on the instructors. In this case, Chen Zihao's trick would have to be repeated.

Under the young man's careful planning, he first deliberately had a stomachache during today's training, and then reported to the toilet when the platoon leader, Black Face and Smiling Tiger were all present. Yuan Shu was in the toilet for 10 minutes. And we made three trips in one afternoon!

Except for the platoon leader, Black Face and Smiling Tiger both felt that Yuan Shu was a bit lazy, but when the young man clutched his stomach with a frown and told him that he had a stomachache, the two of them didn't say much. After all, he had a stomachache. , Butt really doesn’t act according to its own will, so it just turns a blind eye.

However, Yuanshu's plan has just begun.

When sleeping at night, Yuan Shu directly observed every move of Xiao Hei and Smiley Tiger outside on the bed. He had to pretend to have a stomachache and go to the bathroom when both of them were present, so that he could achieve a second deep impression. When you have a stomachache, you can find reasons to go to the infirmary and not participate in military training.

Because he was on the upper bunk, Yuan Shu could clearly see the black-faced and smiling tigers passing by the door of their dormitory from time to time. At the right moment, the young man who got out of bed put on his shoes directly. Gu Yue heard next to him There was movement. He was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone and turned his head and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Going to the bathroom...my stomach hurts again."

Yuan Shu didn't expect that Gu Yue hadn't slept yet, so he held his stomach and pretended to sigh in discomfort.

"You jumped off the top bunk just now, aren't you afraid of going directly to the black ocean?"

Gu Yue couldn't help but laugh. When Yuan Shu heard this, he also shook his head with a wry smile, "I hope I can do it."

"Can you do this? Why don't you go to the infirmary? You've been running to the toilet during the day."

Xu Da turned over to look at Yuan Shu and asked.

"Hmm...it should be fine, maybe it's because the lunch is not clean..."

Yuan Shu waved his hand to indicate.

"Are you just pretending? If you don't eat cleanly at lunch, you still have a stomachache at night?"

Yao Jing asked with some disbelief at this time.

"This thing really can't be installed. I have a shallow stomach and my stomach often doesn't work. Let me tell you, I feel like vomiting every time I go to our hut."

Zuo Tianlong spoke for Yuan Shu at this time.

"Do I need to go with you?"

At this time, Zuo Tianlong sat up.

"It's okay, I can do it alone."

Seeing that Zuo Tianlong still wanted to follow him, Yuan Shu said quickly.

"I'm afraid you won't have enough paper by then."

Zuo Tianlong felt that Yuan Shu had understood it wrong, so he immediately took out a roll of toilet paper from the bed and threw it over, "Take it."

"okay!"

Yuan Shu caught it, thanked him, asked Xu Da for a cigarette, opened the door and limped out.

Seeing that the black face and the smiling tiger were not there, Yuan Shu, who was pretending to be limping, was a little stunned. Where were these two people?
He looked around, but just when Yuan Shu was about to return to normal, when he was about to reach the hut, he suddenly noticed the black face and the smiling tiger. Immediately, the young man quickly pretended to be limping, lowering his head and holding his stomach. He passed by, and at this time, the black face and the smiling tiger also paid attention.

"Why are you here if you don't want to sleep?"

After taking a puff of cigarette, the black face walked over a few steps and asked Yuanshu.

"Instructor, my stomach hurts..."

Yuan Shu put on a mask of pain, and then said with a grin.

"What the hell, it hurts during the day and also hurts at night?"

The black face made a deep impression on the young man. During the day, he called several times to report to go to the toilet. How could he still go to the toilet at night?

"My stomach is not feeling well, and I'm getting a little upset again..."

Yuan Shu said, the wrinkles on his face became more concentrated.

"Hurry up, hurry up."

The black face didn't bother to ask any more questions and immediately urged.

"Hey···"

When he walked quickly to the door of the hut, Yuan Shu glanced at the smiling tiger, and then walked in with a more uncomfortable look.

Just like that, when he returned to the dormitory after breakfast the next morning to get a rice bowl and water to prepare for training, Yuan Shu started his next plan, but to his surprise, Black Face and Smiling Tiger were not there at the same time. All the training today was conducted by the platoon leader Ah Ah alone, leading the students from the cooking and management departments.

It's just that Yuan Shu can't postpone the plan of making trouble any longer. After all, this kind of trouble was already suspected by Xiao Hei last night. Presumably the treacherous Smiling Tiger is even more suspicious of him, so the young man simply Without stopping, I limped to find the platoon leader. Even if I hit a wall, I have to carry out the plan.

After explaining all the situation to Ah Ah Ah, the young man was allowed to go to the infirmary to see a doctor without any difficulty. Yuan Shu was also happy when he heard that. He didn't expect that Ah Ah Ah, who usually acted like a villain, actually had such a talkative side. The young man was actually prepared to be scolded and not allowed to go to the infirmary. Unexpectedly, he managed to get through smoothly!

When the students from the Management Department and Class [-] saw Yuan Shu and Ah Ah's overexerted acting skills when they asked for leave, they couldn't help but whisper, "This big brother's acting skills are good, he pretends to be the same."

"Brother, stop pretending, why are you limping with a stomachache?"

"That's right, do you need me to help you with orthopedics? I'm pretty good at orthopedics."

When Yuan Shu heard the sounds around him, although he cursed them secretly, he still pretended to have a stomachache and slowly walked towards the infirmary. When he saw the former limping like this After persisting for about a hundred meters, many students who were watching the excitement also felt that they had misunderstood something. Judging from Yuan Shu's appearance, it seemed that... he didn't seem to be faking?
After all, if he was pretending, he would have to show off his flaws. He just held his stomach and slowly limped towards the infirmary. It seemed that he really had a stomachache.

"I just said you really have a stomachache. Can you still run like flying when you have a stomachache?"

When a student saw this, he couldn't help but eager to prove that what he said was right.

"Yes, I have always felt that he is not pretending. If he can pretend to have a stomachache like this, then he must be an actor-level figure."

Another classmate also said.

"That's right, you've been running around all night and can you still walk normally?"

Another classmate said disdainfully.

When he came to the infirmary, Yuan Shu used his sincere and serious acting skills to win the sympathy of the female doctor in the infirmary. He got a week's leave because of his stomachache. Although he didn't get an extra week, he could hear that the female doctor in the infirmary said: He said that if things didn't get better, he would continue to ask her to prescribe medicine and get a week's leave. With these words, Yuan Shu felt happy and left the infirmary directly with the stamped leave application and the medicine. .

However, the moment he walked out of the infirmary, he directly bumped into the smiling tiger. Yuan Shu was stunned for a moment when he saw this scene, and then he said inwardly unhappily: "It's so unlucky, how can I still get a doctor?" Can I meet this guy?"

"If you don't go to training, why are you here?"

Faced with Smiling Tiger's inquiry, Yuan Shu showed the medicine and leave note to the former, and said that he could not train normally because of a stomachache.

"Fuck, it's really interesting. You have a stomachache and you even made a fake note. Okay, it looks like that. You can see how I can treat you when I get back."

The Smiling Tiger returned the leave note and medicine to Yuan Shu, and then walked straight into the infirmary. The young man smiled coldly and left without caring.

Going back to the team that was training for kicking and standing in the military posture in the old playground, Yuan Shu showed the leave note and medicine to ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah he did not say anything and directly asked Yuan Shu to go to the side to rest and saw everyone standing With his face flushed with sweat under the sun, the young man leisurely found Chen Zihao who was resting together, and sat down beside him.

"Okay brother, today's acting is good enough, and I got the leave, how many days?"

Chen Zihao showed a gentle smirk, patted Yuan Shu on the shoulder and asked.

"Hey...it really hurts..."

Yuanshu pretended to be weak and handed over the leave note.

"Hey, it's still seven days. I thought it would be okay to give it a day or two for this stomachache. You just messed with Zhang Qitian. It seems that your acting skills are better than I imagined."

Chen Zihao joked.

"Hey... don't make fun of me. I wanted to pretend, but he's really not up to par."

Yuan Shu waved his hand and signaled.

"Okay, okay, yes, but although the doctor has given you a seven-day leave note, I think it's best not to take it as a seven-day leave."

Chen Zihao stopped being naughty, and suddenly said in a concentrated voice.

"What do you mean?"

Yuan is very puzzled.

"Do you know why Ah Ah took us to train today instead of Xiao Hei and Smiling Tiger?"

Chen Zihao asked with a meaningful smile.

"why?"

Yuan Shu couldn't figure out why, but he suddenly remembered that Smiley Tiger had gone to the infirmary just now. Could it be that he and Xiao Hei were both injured, or did they have some kind of illness to let them train on their behalf?

"Yesterday, many students skipped training for various reasons. Some were reckless without a leave of absence, and some even got a day or two of leave. Xiao Hei went to report to the higher authorities today, Smiling Tiger should be arresting those who went to the infirmary to make a leave, didn't you meet Smiling Tiger when you came out of the infirmary today?"

Chen Zihao looked up at the sky and recalled.

"what?"

Hearing this, Yuan Shu's heart suddenly felt empty, and he nodded immediately, "I saw it, I even bumped head-on with him."

"Then you have to be careful. Since what happened with Gu Yue, two or three students were disqualified from military training yesterday. They can't get the credits. They can only retake it next year."

Chen Zihao patted Yuan Shu's thigh and warned.

"Then wouldn't I be in danger too?"

Yuan Shu is still more concerned about his own safety. As for others, he doesn't want to worry about it. After all, he seems to be at the stage where the Clay Bodhisattva can't save himself when crossing the river.

"We're actually fine. The two or three disqualifications don't have leave. Let me tell you, it doesn't matter whether it's college or military training. Leave notes, especially the ones stamped at the school's base, are like red-headed documents. , this is effective, so let’s just say, I just mean that you don’t really need to rest for seven days. Although you have a seven-day leave note, in general, your disease is actually different from mine, right? "

Chen Zihao smiled and waved his hand and said.

"I know···"

Yuan Shu breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that he was safe for the time being.

"But no matter whether you are acting or not, I will not betray you. I am acting. I have told you this. And I am indeed born with high blood pressure, but it is not serious. I just made it It's serious, so don't worry, we're in the same group."

Chen Zihao smiled again and patted the former's thigh, comforting him.

Just as Chen Zihao said, it didn’t take long for Smiling Tiger and Xiao Hei to bring a few students to the place where Yuan Shu and others were training. After explaining the situation to Ah Ah Ah, Ah Ah Ah said that these students would be sent directly to Join the sick company, and then go to watch the girls' training.

Yuan Shu and Chen Zihao who were sitting next to him were also spotted by Xiao Hei and walked over.

"what's wrong with you."

Xiao Hei naturally knew Chen Zihao's problem, and then looked at Yuan Shu and asked.

"My stomachache is getting worse, instructor..."

With that said, Yuan Shu repeated his old trick, and then handed over the medicine and leave note prescribed by the infirmary.

"Oh, your stomach hurts, right? OK, let's go into the sick ward with them."

After saying that, Xiao Hei returned the things to the former without asking any questions, then raised his chin and motioned to Yuan Shu and the students who were brought over to watch the girls training. As for Chen Zihao, he could continue to stay where he was. , Regarding this, Yuan Shu did not dare to question Xiao Hei's actions even though he had a hundred thousand reasons in his heart. He could only follow the students who were brought over obediently, then lined up at the end of the line and faced the girls. Go to the training location.

(End of this chapter)