I really don't want to be her world

Chapter 55 55. Being a bandit to the extreme is a bandit

Joining the sick company to observe the girls' training sounds like a good idea. Not only can you be lazy, but you can also entertain your eyes. But now Yuan Shu is really not in the mood to enjoy life.

With some bad premonitions, he looked back at Chen Zihao, who was still sitting there. Yuan Shu was even more excited at this time. These students brought here by the smiling tiger should not have received the leave note, but he did have the leave note. Ah, why do you still have to enter the sick company with these students?
If both those with and without leave letters should be gathered together, then Chen Zihao should also join the patient company with him.

Just as Yuan Shu guessed, this patient company was not a simple patient company, but the kind of group that was half-relegated to the sidelines by the instructors.

The establishment of the sick company was negotiated by the black face and the smiling face. Since you don't want to train, well, don't train at all, let you rest enough.

This idea is entirely due to Gu Yue's prickly mind, and because he got some gossip from the mouths of other students in the patient company, Yuan Shu is now quite frightened, and he is a bit unable to get off. They can only follow the plans of Xiao Hei and Smiling Tiger.

Because if he didn't follow the two of them, Yuanshu would have to return to the regular team to train with everyone, and then his idea of ​​skipping training would be in vain.

Following the patient company to observe the girls' training, Yuan Shu saw the smiling tiger walking over, and immediately cursed in his heart. This b was really haunting all day long, and he came to them again with his strange charisma.

Just like that, under the leadership of Smiling Tiger, everyone in the patient company sat directly not far from the girls training team. Because the former had been sarcastic, many thin-skinned boys wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. Some boys even want to return to their original team to train normally. They really can't stand the dimension-reducing blow of Smiling Tiger.

The instructor who trained the girls was also very cooperative with Xiaomianhu, and directly asked the girls to stand in a military posture facing the boys from the sick company. When the boys and girls looked at each other, many boys looked away in embarrassment. Go, and when the girls saw this, they couldn't help covering their mouths and snickering. This behavior seemed to be telling the boys, yes, that's right, we think it's funny to see you pretending to be sick and not training, even A little bit contemptuous.

Yuan Shu looked at the girls with an indifferent expression, and after scanning around, he didn't seem to see Cheng Jiayun's figure. He looked at the sky, and then looked back after a moment. Yuan Shu now would not have such thoughts of shrinking from other boys. , otherwise he would have played right into the hands of the Smiling Tiger. What he has to do now is to stay in the sick company and pretend to be sick, and then until something unexpected happens or... the seven-day time limit is automatically reached.

Although Chen Zihao told himself not to take a seven-day holiday, Yuan Shu couldn't control that much now. He was also a person who didn't care about anything once he became stubborn.

In this way, after only staying in the hospital room for an hour or two, Yuan Shu and others were started to make things difficult for the Smiling Tiger. He either pulled them to sing or did simple training exercises. When giving orders, the Smiling Tiger He also said that he felt that Yuan Shu and others were not at the level where they could not even do the most basic training movements, so they might as well just disband the patient company.

In response to the Smiling Tiger's various temptations, Yuan Shu didn't answer at all. Many students lowered their heads with a guilty conscience. They gradually realized that their malingering had been discovered, but no one boldly proposed to return. It turns out that the team's plan can only be dragged on as if it is stuck in an endless loop.

At noon, everyone in the sick company returned to their original teams.

Looking at the team he was in, and then at the familiar faces, Yuan Shu suddenly had the illusion that sometimes pretending to be sick was not a good thing. At least here, he couldn't see the Smiling Tiger guy. It's noisy in your ears. Compared with sitting there doing nothing, it's better to sweat and train to death.

People, aren't they all cheap? Only when they lose something will they feel that it is the best.

After lunch, Yuanshu prepared to buy some fruit as usual. To be honest, it had been several days since he arrived at the training base, but his gastrointestinal motility was not very good these days. If he didn't eat some fruit with obvious effects, he might still have diarrhea. If the sewer pipes continue to be clogged like this, it will be torture to death if you don't go to the tub for seven days, let alone half a month.

Because Yuan Shu ate very quickly, after washing the dishes, he was ready to have an in-depth communication with the aunt pushing the tricycle.

Who would have thought that just when Yuan Shu had just paid for a bag of small plantains, the Smiling Tiger also walked out of the cafeteria. He was holding a rice bowl and preparing to wash the dishes. He looked at him and looked at his chewing mouth. With a sly smile, he came to the young man's side, and he asked with a smile: "Hey, where are you buying some fruit?"

"Instructor."

When Yuan Shu saw it was the smiling tiger, he called out calmly.

"You buy yours and I'll take a look."

Seeing the young man looking at him, the Smiling Tiger waved his hand and said. However, just when Yuan Shu paid the bill and was about to leave with the bananas, the Smiling Tiger stopped him.

"You just left."

Hearing this, Yuanshu turned around and asked, "What do you mean...?"

"He came to buy fruit without reporting it, and he didn't buy it with the team. It's unorganized and undisciplined. You like bananas, right? Come on, I'll give him another ten dollars and give him three more handfuls."

As he said that, the Smiling Tiger took out ten dollars from his coat pocket and handed it to the aunt, and then took three pockets of small bananas and handed them to the former, "Eat, don't you like to eat fruits? I'm here to watch you eat them all, Let today’s matter be in the past.”

Yuan Shu and Smiley Tiger looked at each other across the air. Many students who came out of the cafeteria saw the scene of the confrontation between the two, and they quickly gathered together to watch the fun. rushed over.

Facing the Smiling Tiger's difficult order, the young man didn't waste any time. He opened his bag first, then broke off a banana and took it out. Seeing this, the Smiling Tiger also put the bag in his hand on the ground and crossed his arms. , looking at Yuan Shu playfully.

After finishing a small banana in one bite, Yuan Shu immediately broke off another banana. At this time, the smiling tiger urged: "Eat quickly, you have to eat them all within one minute."

"Eat all?"

"Are you serious?"

"How is it possible to finish eating this?"

Many students who were watching saw this and whispered in low voices. Yuanshu didn't say anything. Then he broke off three bananas again and ate them all in one bite.

Gollum!

When Yuan Shu swallowed the four bananas, a feeling of retching suddenly surged from his stomach to his throat. He forced himself to hold back the sudden nausea. The young man peeled three more bananas and immediately put them in. In the mouth.

In this way, in more than a minute, Yuanshu ate all two bags of bananas. Just when he was about to take out the bananas from the third bag, the young man whose mouth was still squirming couldn't bear it and vomited directly. , for a time, the scene was so eye-catching that it couldn't be more exciting.

"Ouch···"

"Oh My God···"

"Stop eating it..."

Many people couldn't help but feel a little worried when they saw Yuan Shu lying on the ground and vomiting violently, and they all said.

As for the Smiling Tiger, when he saw Yuan Shu holding the ground and retching after vomiting, he immediately said impatiently: "MD, you can't stop vomiting, right?!"

"vomit!"

Yuan Shu ignored the smiling tiger at all and continued to retching. At the end of the vomiting, he fell directly to the ground and fell unconscious. No matter how the smiling tiger and the surrounding students came forward to ask questions, the young man did not respond at all.

"Best actor, this brother, he acted like having a stomachache, and he also acted like a coma..."

When we gathered at the door of the dormitory, some students always thought that Yuan Shu was acting. Even though many students changed their tune after guessing that the former really had a stomachache, there were still a few who chose to keep silent. They didn't say anything until Yuan Shu showed up again in front of them with this kind of behavior that they thought was acting, and then they continued to say that he was acting.

"I think we have Brother Guo, who can be called Brother Jiao."

A boy smacked his lips and said.

"Brother Jiao?"

Some boys didn't get the idea and couldn't help but ask questions.

"Of course it's the banana of bananas. You see, Chen Zihao is like a Luo Guo and calls him Brother Guo. If he eats bananas until he passes out, isn't he called Brother Jiao?"

After this classmate's vivid explanation, many boys couldn't help but laugh secretly.

As for Smiling Tiger, if it had been in the past, he would have ignored Yuan Shu's behavior of falling unconscious on the ground, because in his opinion, this behavior was intentional on the part of the students. It was not just a matter of fainting, Even the vomiting just now felt like an act. If it weren't for the fact that both Chen Zihao and the crying boy had similar severe reactions, he wouldn't have taken it seriously!

He quickly picked up Yuan Shu, and the smiling tiger shouted at the students: "Get out of the way!"

Quickly arriving at the infirmary, Yuan Shu woke up when he was placed on the hospital bed by Smiling Tiger. Then he continued to lie by the window and retched, with saliva and snot flowing down in handfuls. Seeing the young man's miserable state, Smiling Tiger could only feel disgusted, but the female doctor in the infirmary was not very calm. She quickly asked about Yuan Shu's condition with concern, and then prescribed the right medicine.

Just when Smiling Tiger wondered if the female doctor had made a mistake in prescribing so many medicines, she had a big fight with Smiling Tiger and said that you instructors don’t care about the children’s life or death because you are prescribing so many medicines for this disease. It was considered light. If it weren't for the fact that there was no intravenous drip here, she would have given Yuan Shu an infusion bottle!
After resting with Yuan Shu in the infirmary for more than ten minutes, Smiling Tiger saw that it was time for afternoon training, so he asked the young man curled up on the hospital bed if he was okay. He had taken medicine and rested. He would prepare when he felt better. Went for training. With this question, the female doctor became angry again and kicked the smiling tiger out of the infirmary.

After about three to five minutes, Yuan Shu sat up weakly. When the female doctor saw this, she asked him to continue to rest here, but Yuan Shu said that he had to continue training. If he did not train, then he would There is no way to catch up with the progress of his classmates. He came here to endure hardship, not to enjoy life on vacation, so he must return to the team to participate in training.

However, the female doctor would not agree to the young man's request. Seeing this, Yuanshu immediately said that if the doctor was really worried about him, then he would issue a leave so that he could not only participate in the training, but also exercise moderately. rest.

"But I remember that you have already given me a week's leave. If you give me another week, their ungrateful instructors will not let you go. Even if you give me a two-week leave, you will be asked about it. "

The female doctor had an impression of Yuan Shu, so she asked a little uneasy.

"It's okay, Teacher, just take it one day at a time. Maybe my stomach will be fine in two days, so I don't have to bother you anymore..."

Yuanshu whispered feebly.

"That's fine. The day's leave is short, and they won't make things difficult for you because you take a long leave. Okay, I'll prescribe it for you. From today on, whenever you feel sick in your stomach, come to me for it. If you feel better, If so, you can go to training as normal."

As she said that, the female doctor took out the leave note form from the drawer and started writing it quickly. At the end of the writing, she took out her seal and stamped it.

"Thank you, doctor..."

Yuanshu took the leave note with grateful hands, and then planned to get up and leave.

"Why don't you rest a little longer? That Guishui has left and won't bother you anymore."

The female doctor asked quickly.

"It's okay, doctor... I've taken some of the medicine you prescribed and I'm feeling much better."

After waving his hand, Yuan Shu walked out of the infirmary.

"Then pay more attention to rest, don't be too tired."

The female doctor exhorted.

"OK···"

After saying that, Yuan Shu limped again, holding his stomach, and slowly left here. When the female doctor saw the young man's somewhat pitiful back, she sighed and couldn't help but shake her head.

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On the way back, Yuan Shu wiped his mouth and breathed a sigh of relief. At the same time, he carefully put the leave note and medicine into his pocket.

He only pretended to be a cripple for a few ten minutes, but Yuanshu already felt that his walking was deformed and a little unnatural. Now he knew what it was like for the man who had been laughing on Douyin for as long as two policemen to pretend to be a cripple. I feel it, there are cripples in every drama, I really don't know how he persisted.

Although the cripple was just pretending, Yuanshu's vomiting was really vomiting. However, the part where he crawled on the ground and retched in the infirmary and vomited in the infirmary were all caused by his own impromptu performance. If he only vomited for a short time, then it would not be enough. If it doesn't impress the students and the smiling tiger, it certainly won't impress the female doctor either.

Yuan Shu wants to act to the most realistic and extreme level, and then get rid of the patient company and really join the same team as Chen Zihao. Judging from the current effect, he should have done it. After all, he vomited like that It seemed that no matter how much Smiling Tiger didn't believe it, it would be hard for him to think that he was just faking it.

There is a saying in "Werewolf", a bandit to the extreme does not look like a bandit, Yuan Shu is exactly the opposite, he is a bandit to the extreme and looks like a bandit.

(End of this chapter)