I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!

Chapter 131 Did I break the rules of heaven? It's in your hands, right?

Sell ​​a house worth 50,000 yuan per square meter and use it to buy meat?

As expected of the director of the Magic City Zoo, no wonder the animals inside are as fat as pigs.

With a director like you, they can only survive, not starve to death.

Parked the car in a dedicated parking lot, and then Fang Hao led a group of people from the parking lot to home.

Fang Hao lives in a three-story townhouse. Although it is not a detached house, it also has its own front and rear gardens. The space is huge, making all netizens envious.

"Is this a house of 50,001 square meters? The greening is great."

"I never thought that in a place like the devil's capital where little land is at a premium, there could be such a paradise. Sure enough, as long as you have money, everything will be different."

"Holy crap, there's a small pond in his garden. It's like a miniature Suzhou garden!"

I have to say that Fang Hao has great taste.

When you open the door to the garden on the first floor, you will see a rockery standing in a pond.

This is called getting straight to the point in Feng Shui and is a very good Feng Shui layout.

What made Wu Bin even more curious was that there were various chickens, ducks and geese raised in the corner of the front garden, and there were several crucian carp in the water tank next to the pond.

Fang Hao said with a smile: "My mother likes to live here when she has nothing to do. She likes to raise these."

Wu Bin nodded.

"The old lady is quite good at eating. She likes to eat fresh food."

After Wu Bin and his group were brought into the living room, Fang Ru, who had received the news a long time ago, walked out of the kitchen wearing an apron and greeted the group.

"Classmate Wu Bin, Bingbing, sit down quickly, just like at home, you're welcome."

Fang Hao looked at Fang Ru.

"Are the side dishes and other items ready?"

Fang Ru nodded.

"The water has been boiled, and I've cut the side dishes, etc., and I'm just waiting for the meat to be put into the pot."

Fang Hao rolled up his sleeves and said to Wu Bin and his group with great confidence: "I haven't been in the kitchen for many years. You are in for a treat today. I will cook myself and prepare you something delicious."

Fang Hao walked into the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife, then walked outside to the garden and picked a fatter hen from the chicken coop.

Han Jiaoyan is also an eldest lady. She has been pampered since she was a child. She has never seen such a scene as killing a chicken.

She was so frightened that she stayed in the living room watching TV and couldn't bear to watch.

Wu Bin and Xu Qian found it very interesting, so they took the initiative to go out and prepare to see how Fang Hao operated.

"Fang Ru, help me catch its wings, and I'll bleed it."

After hearing this, Fang Ru quickly stepped forward, grabbed the hen with both hands, and fixed it completely.

Fang Hao held the hen's head in his left hand, and with a kitchen knife in his right hand, he began to cut the hen's throat and bleed it.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were filled with emotion when they saw this scene.

“It’s been a long time since I saw someone killing a live chicken, and I actually felt a little nostalgic for it for a while.”

"Yes, when buying meat in the city now, you just buy the meat that has been divided by others. You don't even know whether the meat was killed today or frozen."

“In the future, the next generation won’t think that meat is grown in supermarkets, right?”

"It's really possible. Just like ten years ago, we had to go back to our hometown to kill New Year pigs every Chinese New Year. Now we don't go back anymore. We can just buy the pork directly from the vegetable market."

There are fans of all ages in Wu Bin’s live broadcast room.

Some people think killing chickens is cruel, but some people think killing chickens is fun.

For a time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was divided into two groups, and they were very noisy.

Fang Hao naturally didn't know that he was simply killing a chicken, which resulted in a discussion in the live broadcast room.

He lifted the whole head of the hen up so that the hen's neck could be stretched to its longest length, and then he took a kitchen knife and started cutting it left and right.

The imagined scene of bleeding with a knife did not appear.

The kitchen knife seemed to have no edge, sliding back and forth on the hen's neck, but it didn't bleed.

Wu Bin looked on and was speechless. Did Fang Hao really kill a chicken?
How can you just put the blade on the chicken feathers and start cutting!

Seeing that he couldn't cut it open, Fang Hao got angry and hit the hen's head a few times with a kitchen knife, making a clanging sound.

Just when Wu Bin was about to give a warning, the hen started clucking.

However, to Wu Bin's ears, this gurgling sound turned into the sound of human speech!

"Brother, if that doesn't work, let's just set up a pot in the yard and I'll jump in myself."

"You said that you were slashing and pulling the knife back and forth, leaving me with bruises and a small cut on my neck. I really can't bear it anymore."

"Are you going to kill the chicken for nothing? This is a waste of time."

"Just give me a good time, okay? I didn't torture you to death for a while, I scared you to death."

"Gaha, what are you doing? Did I not crow or lay eggs? There are so many hens and you picked me."

"Even if you want to punish me, you still have to give me an explanation, right? I have to leave clearly, right?"

"I'll let you cut me off for being so stupid."

"If I had known, I would have been rotten in the balls."

Wu Bin stared at the hen with wide eyes and a look of shock.

I can actually understand the hens talking!
I rely on!

Could it be an auditory hallucination?
Just when Wu Bin was about to listen carefully again, Fang Ru couldn't stand it anymore.

"Brother, let me do it."

Fang Ru took the kitchen knife from Fang Hao's hand and slit the hen's throat with one slash.

The hen that had been talkative just now suddenly became dying and became quiet.

Fang Hao explained with some embarrassment: "I haven't killed chickens for a long time, and my technique is rusty."

"When I was in the village, I killed all the chickens in the village, dozens of them a day."

Fang Ru rolled her eyes at Fang Hao but did not expose him.

Netizens couldn't stand it any longer.

What kind of village is so prosperous that it kills dozens of chickens a day? It's probably not a chicken slaughterhouse.

Let Fang Ru pluck the chickens right here or something like that.

Fang Hao walked to the side, grabbed a crucian carp from the water tank, and brought it to the water tank next to it.

Fang Hao smiled and said to Wu Bin: "I will make you a home-cooked crucian carp. The taste will be absolutely outstanding."

I have to say that the fish kept in the tank are alive.

Fang Hao grabbed it with one hand and kept hitting it on the head with the back of a kitchen knife with the other hand, trying to knock it out.

At first, the crucian carp struggled with its mouth open in fear, but soon, something was wrong in its eyes.

Wu Bin only saw the crucian carp's mouth opening and closing. Although it made no sound, he actually heard it speak!

"No, brother."

"You're here and you're banging me on the head. Where's the iron?"

"Can you do something hard and give me a good time?"

"My head is full of small holes after you smashed it. Why don't you leave it here and use my familiarity with your power?"

"Why are you still trying so hard?"

"I'm so close to the north. I'm a crucian carp, not a wooden fish. Why are you leaving it here to accumulate merit?"

"Calling you cruel, why don't you put it here and tap it gently to show me your gentleness?"

"Let's call you kind. You inserted two fingers directly into my cheek, almost suffocating me."

"Am I violating heaven's rules? I fell into your hands, right?"

"Destroy it, quickly!"

(End of this chapter)