Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 37 You want to give me a bold way to die
"Unlucky. Why are you dreaming about the past?"

Xiao Ye got up from the bed with a numb scalp, held his forehead to calm down, and immediately lifted the quilt, feeling the coolness in the air, and his sleepiness disappeared instantly.

Just as he was about to stretch, he smelled a strange burnt smell permeating the room.

Ok?
Looking to the other side of the room, Xiao Ye blinked in confusion.

As usual, tomorrow is not completely bright yet, but Ye Zhibing, a woman, has woken up at this time, but now she is not sitting cross-legged to rest or watching documentaries as before, but is standing in front of the induction cooker, holding a pot. He frowned as if he was doing something.

The burnt smell that Xiao Ye smelled came from the pot in her hand.

"What are you doing?"

When he stepped forward and took a look, he found that what the other party was stir-frying was completely black, making it difficult to identify the origin of the raw materials.

There is a small bowl next to the induction cooker. The bowl is filled with yellow, black and dots of green.

"Fried eggs with chopped green onions, can't you see?"

Ye Zhibing asked calmly while pouring the unknown dark object in the pot into the porcelain bowl.

No, sister, do you call these fried black briquettes scrambled eggs with chopped green onion?

Xiao Ye looked at the dark lumps in the bowl, whether it was because it was burnt or because the light soy sauce was changed into dark soy sauce, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"Well, maybe it's because you used a high-temperature grilling method. After making such an innovation, it's a little hard for me to recognize."

"I also cooked porridge. If you are hungry, I can reluctantly let you get a bowl."

"Ah? You made breakfast for me? And you can also use a rice cooker?"

Looking at the rice cooker that had entered the keep-warm mode, Xiao Ye scratched his head, wondering if this guy hadn't woken up yet, or if something had been put in it, or if he had taken the initiative to cook it for himself. breakfast?
"Since we all decided to learn to cook, we naturally need to practice more, so I made an extra portion. I can't finish it by myself."

Ye Zhibing glanced at him lightly: "The instructions for using the rice cooker are available online. I'm not as stupid as you."

Hey, this guy seems to have evolved and can already look for rice cooker instructions on the Internet.

After a while, maybe I can find a JM car by myself.

But what does the phrase "not as stupid as him" mean?
It's just that the child lock on the induction cooker is too anti-human, and it's not like I don't know how to use an induction cooker.

Xiao Ye was too lazy to refute this, and took a bowl to prepare a bowl of porridge.

Since this woman had already made breakfast, how could he not have sex in vain?

Although the so-called scrambled eggs with chopped green onion looks a bit unrecognizable, the porridge should still be drinkable.

It’s not just white rice porridge, no matter how outrageous it is, how outrageous can it be?
go with?
Xiao Ye opened the lid of the rice cooker and was stunned when he saw the scene inside.

Inside the rice cooker, the first thing you see is a layer of white rice soup, followed by the rice about a knuckle deep underneath.

"What? What are you doing standing here?"

Ye Zhibing had just put two bowls of scrambled eggs with chopped green onion on the table, and turned around to see Xiao Ye who was in deep thought.

Without answering the other party's question immediately, Xiao Ye picked up the rice spoon that came with the rice cooker, put it into the rice soup, fished it out, and then threw a chopstick in.

Looking at the chopsticks floating on the rice soup, he finally couldn't hold himself any longer.

What overwhelmed him was not the dark chicken baby, but the rice porridge that was comparable to plain water.

"Don't we have rice at home? Can't you put in more? Do you understand if chopsticks float and people's heads fall to the ground?"

"The tutorial says you only need to put one cup of rice."

While Ye Zhibing responded confidently, he also looked inside the rice cooker, but immediately showed an extremely puzzled expression.

How did that happen?

You obviously followed the tutorial, right?
What went wrong?
"Tell me, is there a possibility that the tutorial you watched taught how to make porridge for one person?" Hearing this, Ye Zhibing immediately took out his phone and looked at it. He was silent for a while and then took it back silently. He picked up the phone and shook his head.

"I'm pretty sure what he taught was for two."

For two, you banana spicy stick!

Who is a good person who can teach and teach for two people? Is it okay for singles to just unblock themselves? !
Seeing Ye Zhibing's reaction, Xiao Ye, as smart as he was, had guessed everything, but he still didn't quite understand why the other party followed the instructions step by step and even added more water.

But it doesn't matter, compared to the fried coal...no, the fried eggs with chopped green onion, at least it doesn't look like you will be able to soar after eating it.

After scooping a bowl of rice porridge and sitting at the coffee table, Ye Zhibing pushed the darker bowl of scrambled eggs with chopped green onions in front of Xiao Ye.

???

"What, what?"

Seeing the other party's actions, Xiao Ye felt a little panicked.

"eat."

Ye Zhibing also sat down in front of the coffee table. After uttering a word concisely, he looked up at his extremely troubled expression and trembling arms.

"Although I only cook it a lot for practice, it's not impossible for you to make it cheap once."

"If it's this cheap, I don't think it's necessary."

"?"

Ye Zhibing frowned, feeling that there seemed to be some ambiguity in what the other party said.

"What I mean is that you can let me take advantage of you when we fight in two days."

"Why didn't you tell me not to use the sword and fight hand-to-hand with you in the future?"

"It's not impossible...wait, wait, wait?"

The words he just blurted out suddenly stopped.

Hiss. There's obviously nothing wrong with the content of this conversation, but why does it feel like it's getting weirder the more you talk about it?
"Ahem, cough, just kidding."

Quickly ending the topic that was gradually drifting in a strange direction, Xiao Ye picked up a piece of dark scrambled egg and put it into his mouth along with the rice porridge.

Damn, it’s so salty!
With quick eyesight and quick hands, Xiao Ye dropped the spoon and covered his mouth. Only then did Xiao Ye resist the urge to spit out the contents of his mouth.

Although it is indeed appetizing to eat salty food with rice porridge, but the saltiness is obviously murder, right? !
The chicken soup made by the cook Lao Feng is inferior to that, right?

Could it be that you are the ancient Greek god of soy sauce?

"What's your expression? Isn't it delicious?"

Ye Zhibing looked at Xiao Ye, who was covering his mouth with a pale face, picked up the slightly more respectable scrambled eggs in front of him, and took a bite:
"I think it's okay?"

"I suggest you go look in the mirror and see your face first. I really don't think you need to force yourself so much."

Xiao Ye had just swallowed the indescribable words in his mouth when he saw Ye Zhibing, whose brows were furrowed and the corners of his mouth were twitching. He hesitated for a while, and finally let out a long sigh:

"If you really can't learn to cook, actually I think"

"Why can't I learn?"

Feeling that he had been denied, Ye Zhibing, who had always wanted to be strong in his life, suddenly raised his voice so much:
"You, the Demon Emperor, can pick up things at your fingertips, but I, Ye Zhibing, can't do it? I don't believe in this evil yet. Today I have a bold idea. Just watch it while you eat."

"I think you are going to give me a bold way to die."

Xiao Ye complained weakly.

(End of this chapter)