Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 38 Cake can hit your face, why not ice cream?
After eating what could barely be called breakfast and washing his own bowl, Xiao Ye went out to the security room.

Ye Zhibing also consciously tidied up the things at home and then sat on the sofa. However, instead of watching those boring documentaries or news as usual, she clicked on a certain app again. , and read the so-called novel.

Yesterday, Xiao Ye was afraid that this woman was still evil and would go out for a walk in the middle of the night with a sword, so he registered his own account on Fruit Phone, linked WeChat, and subscribed to the subsequent chapters of this novel. Let her take a good look at this unrealistic thing and let her stop thinking about it completely.

But he really didn't expect it.
"This so-called novel is indeed interesting."

After reading a few more chapters, Ye Zhibing murmured.

In the world of cultivation, she also passed by teahouses on several missions, and in her spare time she would listen to storytellers speaking for a while.

It's just that the storybooks in that world were either written about her, the sword fairy, fighting monsters and chasing the Demon Emperor, or some folk stories, which sounded very boring. They were not as humorous and novel as modern novels.

Even she would occasionally be amused by the nonsensical plots.

It was just those things in the book that netizens called memes, which were a little hard for her to understand.

For example, what is suitable for porridge rituals, playing O, or whether Galio has not appeared yet.
But now, Ye Zhibing looked at the sentence "I am the younger brother of Uzumaki O, show off my mouth" in the article with a confused look on his face.

Clicking on the comment area, it was full of laughter from book friends and some favorite emoticons. She felt like she was a little out of place.

After hesitating for a moment, Ye Zhibing exited the APP, opened WeChat with his backhand, and clicked on the only contact in the address book.

Originally, Xiao Ye was lying leisurely on the recliner in the security room, reading a cartoon of two people sweating profusely while squeezing a bus in a certain software, when he happened to see the message from Ye Zhibing.

"I am Uzumaki O's younger brother. What do you mean by showing me off?"

Phew cough cough cough
After choking on his own saliva, Xiao Ye sat up from the recliner, his mind a little hard to turn around for a while.

What are these girls looking at? !

Why are you showing off in my mouth?

"Where did you see this thing?"

"Novel, I don't understand the meaning of this sentence, so I'm here to ask you."

On the other side of the screen, Ye Zhibing looked at Xiao Ye's reply and felt something was a little strange.

What do you mean, where did you see this thing?

Isn’t this meme everywhere?
I saw it in the novel...then it's okay.

Xiao Ye breathed a sigh of relief. He originally thought that Ye Zhibing was just chatting, but then he saw some Guojiao video. The comment section was all filled with the younger brother of Uzumaki O.

"It doesn't have any special meaning, it's just a meme related to eating ice cream. In this world, netizens will usually say this kind of meme when they see the white ice cream."

"ice cream?"

"It's a kind of dessert. If you want to eat it, buy it yourself."

Ye Zhibing did not reply to the other party immediately, but just switched the screen back to a certain APP, scrolled forward, and indeed saw a passage.

Miss Succubus gently lifted the white ice cream, placed it gently on the opponent's leg and rubbed it gently
This paragraph of text made her frown.

How can you rub dessert on your lap? Don't you think it's dirty?
Although Ye Zhibing was puzzled by this confusing behavior, he was relieved when he thought that he had seen some short videos in which modern people seemed to smash cakes on their friends' faces on their birthdays.

But why can't you put ice cream on people's faces?
Forget it, it’s so complicated, I don’t want to think about it anymore.

Then she sent Xiao Ye a nodding emoticon back.

After waiting for a moment on the chat page, Ye Zhibing did not wait for the other party's reply. Maybe he was a little bored, so he accidentally clicked on Xiao Ye's avatar and entered his circle of friends.

She was quite curious about what the Demon Emperor was doing when she didn't come to modern times.

But as we all know, men will not post on WeChat Moments if they can.

Mainly a lazy one.

As a result, Xiao Ye's circle of friends only has a few scattered pictures and texts.

The first few posts are all about this guy posting his pay stubs and complaining about the exhausting work in the food delivery industry and his indignant comments.

In the middle are links to some mini-games to share rewards.

As he slid down the page, Ye Zhibing's eyes rested on the Moments he posted for the first time. This circle of friends only has a simple photo, not even any copywriting.

In the photo, Xiao Ye looked at the camera with a stern face, his face full of seriousness. There was no bright spot in the whole photo. This guy didn't even do the scissor hands that netizens rated as the most cliché.

Judging from his rather stiff expression, this is probably Xiao Ye's first time taking photos.

I guess I just want to try modern technology.

Hey, I was laughing at myself for being a country bumpkin some time ago. Didn't I look like this country bumpkin when I first came here?
Ye Zhibing curled his lips and stared at the photo for a while. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that Xiao Ye in the photo was stupid. The corners of his mouth gradually raised, wondering if he could save this stupid photo and take it from time to time. Come out and laugh at each other.

After struggling for a long time, she didn't know how to save the picture. She lowered her head and thought for a while, remembering that Xiao Ye seemed to have taught her how to take screenshots when she first bought the mobile phone.

Laying the phone flat on the sofa, Ye Zhibing held the volume button with his left hand and pressed the power button with his right hand——

Click.

There was a soft sound and the screen flashed for a moment. She quickly picked up her phone and confirmed whether the screenshot was really saved.

Ok?
After checking the screenshots from the gallery, Ye Zhibing was about to launch Xiao Ye's circle of friends, but was suddenly attracted by a small heart in the lower right corner of the screen.
What is this button for?

Out of curiosity, Ye Zhibing tapped lightly.

No reaction.

It's just that the hollow heart turned red.

??
What kind of confusing function is this?
After studying for a long time, she could not figure out the reason. She did not continue to struggle. She had just quit the circle of friends. Xiao Ye, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly sent a message:
"Sister, do you have a serious illness? Why are you looking at my friend list when you are fine? Are you still giving likes because you are afraid that I won't know?"

like?

Ye Zhibing instinctively thought of the little heart he ordered, and immediately understood that the function of this little heart was probably the same as the little heart on Douyin.

It turns out that likes are visible to others!
She hurriedly clicked back into Xiao Ye's circle of friends and immediately canceled the like, which was a bit of a cover-up.

"What's the use of canceling likes? I already know that."

".I just clicked the wrong one."

Ye Zhibing always felt that he should say something to cover up the mistakes he made in a moment of trance and not let the other party think too much.

Hey, you ordered the wrong one, right?

Xiao Ye, who was about to get up to patrol, suddenly became happy.

"I accidentally clicked on my friend circle by mistake. I accidentally turned to my earliest friend circle. I accidentally clicked on it again and liked it. Ye Jianxian, do you have Parkinson's disease? Your hands are shaking so much. ?”

Even if he didn't know what Parkinson's was, it would still not be a good word. Ye Zhibing gritted his teeth and sent the other party a series of expressions that he thought were the most lethal.

Looking at the large list of kitchen knives that appeared in the chat box, Xiao Ye smiled and shook his head, then set the circle of friends to be visible for three days, stood up, and prepared to go out for air and patrol.

Ye Zhibing at home saw Xiao Ye not replying again, and suddenly felt a little bored, thinking about clicking back to see his silly face.

Where are the photos? ? ?
Ye Zhibing looked at the blank space on the page with a confused expression.

Not only the photos, but now she couldn't even see the irrelevant pictures and texts.

A line of small words fell into her eyes——

Friends only displays the circle of friends in the last three days.

What does this guy mean? !

A look of anger appeared on Ye Zhibing's cold face.

Isn’t it just a photo? Still not allowed to see it?

Who doesn’t know how to take a photo?

While thinking this, she turned on the camera with her backhand.

(End of this chapter)