Bronze door through time and space

Chapter 845 Cat Paradise
"Sir, your testosterone levels are still rising, now exceeding the normal level by thirty times. Although it hasn't affected your health, it has actually made you more energetic and even caused secondary puberty. However, for your safety, it's best to find a solution as soon as possible, such as seeking help from Ms. Cat. Trust me, Ms. Cat will be happy to help you solve the problem." Alfred said worriedly, looking at Bruce's test results.

Bruce couldn't be kept in the dark about Catwoman's collaboration with the Penguin on the Cat God Cult. And Bruce's knowledge meant that Alfred knew too. It was because he knew that he understood the changes in the Master's body. Therefore, he planned to have the Master take the Madam route. After all, there was no loss, and it might even bring another mistress to the house. Why not?

Bruce didn't speak, focusing solely on training. He wore a bodysuit made of special elastic fibers that mimicked muscle fibers, with high-performance sensors throughout that could automatically adjust. Therefore, when training while wearing this bodysuit, every movement he made could engage his entire body, achieving the best training effect. However, it was too physically demanding for the average person.

Even top-notch fighters would be exhausted after wearing this outfit for at most ten minutes of training, but Bruce has been training for more than three hours. Apart from replenishing some food and water, he shows no sign of stopping or getting tired, because this special male hormone keeps his body in peak condition.

This is just one of the effects of super androgens. More obviously, Bruce experienced a second growth spurt, not only growing five centimeters taller but also gaining over ten pounds of high-quality muscle. At the same time, the hidden injuries accumulated on his body were rapidly healing themselves, as if he had been injected with super soldier serum, and began to break through the various limitations of the human body.

Bruce had something he didn't tell anyone: his super testosterone also affected his mental state, even causing hallucinations, such as the Joker looking increasingly handsome.

The Joker keenly noticed this and laughed even harder, making Bruce's expression even more serious.

"Little Bat, we have so much time left, I'll be waiting for you~" The Joker stood in front of the cell door, one hand on his hip, revealing his soft curves, and smiled as he spoke to Bruce.

The Joker is tired of the old games, so just like the cat said, why not try something new? And Batman's face is getting more and more interesting the more you look at it, with his granite-like pectoral muscles and brick-like abs, it's just too funny, hahaha!
“I’m sending her to Arkham Asylum,” Bruce said coldly, then without hesitation led the Joker to Arkham, intending to lock him up in a special ward on the lowest floor.

But Bruce didn't notice that he referred to the Joker as "she".
"Bruce is in trouble." Dick, who had been hiding somewhere, came out wearing his new blue-black battle suit and said to Alfred with concern.

Bruce couldn't be wrong; the only possibility was that he was starting to lose sight of who he was and who she was.

“Miss Dick, perhaps we should pay a visit to Lady Cat,” Alfred said with a sigh, much like someone who, upon discovering their master's affair, has no choice but to turn to the lady's butler.

Dick, who was also troubled, was in no mood to correct the issue of addressing the young master and young lady, and nodded in agreement.

Now that he has become the God of Cats, he naturally can't stay in Catwoman's little house forever. So, the Penguin took the lead, and a group of wealthy followers donated money to buy a park in Gotham and transform it into Cat Paradise, which also serves as the headquarters of the God of Cats cult.

This is obviously not serious enough, it's like a joke, but their god is a cat, so they can't exactly build a church, put up a cat tree, and hang the cat god on it.

Actually, this isn't bad. America has never lacked various religions, most of which are fake, and the rest are difficult to distinguish from the real ones. For them to encounter a genuine one is already the greatest opportunity, not to mention that this cat god not only grants all requests but is also very easy to fool. Other religions, even if they don't ask for money, material goods, power, or sex, will still create some messy situations for them to clean up. But the cat god only needs the praise and food of his followers. As for sacrifices of flesh and blood, that's not a sacrifice; it's clearly a benefit for his followers. Therefore, the number of believers is increasing, and there is a trend of spreading from the upper class to the lower class.

However, compared to the strict atmosphere and hierarchy of other religions, the Cat God Cult is much more relaxed. Except for the Catwoman's special status, everyone else is pretty much the same. This leads them to put aside their differences in status when they are in Cat Paradise, since all things are equal before God.

Dressed in neutral casual clothes and wearing a baseball cap, Dick followed Alfred to Cat Paradise with a somewhat complicated expression. Perhaps this time she could turn back, which was the reason for her complicated expression. After all, teenage boys and girls are always full of complex and changeable emotions, and it is also the time when they are most curious about the opposite sex, so it is normal to feel a little reluctant and awkward.

Cat Paradise was built using natural materials with no pungent odors as much as possible, and it has been equipped with a large amount of vegetation, including many rare plants, so it looks more like a botanical garden. The only difference is that there are many cats here.

After the Cat Paradise was built, almost all the stray cats in Gotham City seemed to feel some kind of call and automatically gathered here. Moreover, no matter what injuries they had suffered before, they would be restored to their original state after coming to the Cat Paradise. This made countless believers extremely envious, because it also meant that the Cat God could heal all kinds of wounds they had suffered.

No one can deny that Gotham is an extremely bad city, but Cat Paradise has become a paradise. No matter if it is a ruthless gang leader or a capitalist who eats people without spitting out the bones, they will try their best to show their harmonious and friendly side here. Even the Penguins are selling ice cream in Cat Paradise.

They did this not because they had become better, but because it was what the cat god wanted to see, so they naturally went to cater to him.

As for whether there are any stubborn ones, of course there are. So they become hamsters, running around in fear all day long in their wheels under the watchful eyes of countless cats, until they can recover after accumulating a full kilowatt-hour of electricity.

The punishment may sound lenient, but hamsters aren't the Flash. Theoretically, a hamster would need to run non-stop for a year to accumulate 44 joules of electricity, while one kilowatt-hour of electricity is equal to 36 joules.

Subtracting the time spent eating, sleeping, and resting, it would take at least two or three years to accumulate enough electricity to power a hamster. Considering the lifespan of a hamster, it's truly a case of risking its life to generate electricity.

Although they weren't dead, they felt it would have been better if they had died. So, although the Cat God Cult was not strictly managed, no one dared to misbehave because the god really knew everything, but was just too lazy to care. This also led to an exceptionally harmonious atmosphere in Cat Paradise.

Because it was so wonderful, Dick and Alfred, who were visiting for the first time, were very skeptical about whether this was really Gotham, and whether all their efforts had been in vain.

The two are not Batman. Batman is no longer about persistence and stubbornness, but about an unwavering obsession. So even if this place is as beautiful as paradise, he will not become addicted to it, nor will he give up on personally saving Gotham.

(End of this chapter)