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Chapter 846 Scumbag Kang
"Hehe, isn't this little sister Dick? It's only been a few days, and she's grown up so much." The catwoman, who still hasn't given up on her hobbies, still runs around at night and takes naps in the Cat Paradise during the day. But how could she miss out on something so interesting? So she came over and circled around Dick, saying things like "big breasts, perky butt," "fair skin, beautiful face," making Dick's face turn pale and then red.

Alfred just watched with amusement until it was almost time before revealing his purpose.

Catwoman held Bruce's old butler in high regard. She paused for a moment upon hearing this, then smiled and said...

"Don't worry, it might be a good thing."

The Cat God is a benevolent god, but no one dares to underestimate him, because many of his abilities, if used in a slightly different way, become extremely terrifying.

To speculate whether a god possesses such abilities is an extremely foolish thing.

Catwoman could guess it, and many of her followers could guess it too. There's no reason Bruce couldn't guess it, which is probably why the other side hasn't made a move.

But some people don't care, like owls.

Playing with the claws that had turned into squeaking hamsters, Yan Xu felt a little bored. No matter how powerful the Court of Owls boasted about, or how many powerful figures were behind them, in his opinion, it wasn't as fun as the love story between Batman and the Clown Girl.

Yan Xu was not idle. He did not have a physical body, and being bound by the Heavenly Dao was both a disadvantage and an advantage. With a bunch of cheat codes, his physical body had already reached the Golden Immortal realm. If he could break free from the Heavenly Dao's binding force and merge with the two Yan Xus from Marvel and DC, becoming a Saint would be impossible, but becoming a Great Luo Immortal would be possible. At that time, unless it was a groundbreaking existence like the DC God, other multi-dimensional beings would not be taken seriously at all.

Even now, these multi-dimensional beings can at most erase Yan Xu's clones, but they can't do anything to the source.

Because Yan Xu's current state is somewhat similar to that of a pseudo-transcendent-level being, he is not subject to much constraint from the multiverse.

Moreover, at Yan Xu's current level, the magnitude of the destructive power he manifests in the universe is no longer important. To them, the universe is just a bowl; whether it is smashed or broken makes little difference. The real skill lies in turning a porcelain bowl into an iron bowl or a golden bowl.

Moreover, for Yan Xu now, many things are no longer important; what matters is stimulating his humanity and rediscovering small joys.

In this situation, it would be pointless to use overwhelming force to crush those annoying people who are not even ants. Therefore, Yan Xu needs some subordinates to get rid of the things he doesn't like and not let them affect his mood.

Even a spoiled brat has a bunch of lackeys; Yan Xu, at least, is a god.

"Huh? Someone is stealing my power?" Yan Xu's followers are all ordinary people, and no one dares or can steal its power. Not to mention that it is not a newly born god and cannot even control its own power. Anyone who wants to steal its power is just dreaming.

However, the other party was clearly an expert. Through seven or eight layers of methods and a mysterious ritual, they actually managed to activate its power, which also alerted Yan Xu.

"Let me see who you are, damn it, you scumbag Kang!" Yan Xu saw the hair color, which was blonde, and without hesitation, kicked the filthy, vulgar, despicable, and shameless thing away with a cat-like flying kick.

If the black-haired Constantine still has a sliver of redemption, the blond-haired scumbag Constantine is a source of pollution in the entire space, and even the Four Gods would have to serve him tea and offer him a seat.

Unfortunately, Yan Xu didn't understand Zha Kang well enough. In his view, having disturbed the god he was supposed to steal from, and yet not only hadn't died, but hadn't received any proper punishment, this was clearly a newly minted benevolent god. He figured he should bully and humiliate him to teach him the harshness of the human world, so he'd start by becoming friends. However, Zha Kang discovered he was marked. Whenever he made a move on the orange cat plushie, he'd be met with a flying kick from the cat, forcing him to stick against the wall—without exception.

Giving up was out of the question, which is where the importance of teammates became apparent. So, Chadkang took the orange cat plushie and went to his ex-ex-ex-girlfriend, Zatanna Zatara.

Zatanna was born into a family of magicians. She is the daughter of the renowned magician Guvani Johan Zatara and Sindra, a member of the mysterious Three Holy Clans of the East, a direct descendant of Leonardo da Vinci, and related to many famous prophets, alchemists, and mystics throughout history.

In the sense that an ordinary person could understand, they would be descendants of a great noble family in the magical world.

Born into a prominent family, Zatanna should have had a bright future, but unfortunately, her father disappeared first, followed by a terrible first love and an even worse ex-boyfriend, Bruce and Connor. It's clear that her taste in boyfriends is quite shocking.

Zatanna still has some feelings for Chakorn, but she knows his character better. Would he really offer her something for free? Haha, do you think she believes that?

So Zatanna kicked the scumbag out, but kept the orange cat plushie.

Having achieved his goal, the scumbag Kang outside the door packed up and left, waiting for the right moment to come back and reap the rewards, perhaps even rekindling his old flame for one or a few nights, depending on when he could finally achieve his objective.

As a member of the magical world, Zha Kang knows them too well. No one in the magical world can resist free magic power, and a newly born god is undoubtedly the best power bank, the kind that can be used for free.

As expected, after confirming through various means that the orange cat doll did not contain any of the methods left by Zha Kang, Zatanna ultimately could not resist the temptation, hypnotized herself, and became a follower of the cat god.

As one of the top magicians in the DC Universe, even though she hasn't fully matured yet, Zatanna still possesses top-tier talent, immediately winning Yan Xu's favor and receiving special treatment.

Zatanna's expression was very strange; she really holds a grudge.

"Za Tan, I need to talk to you." Zatanna dialed the number of a certain scumbag, while Za Tan thought the fruit had ripened so quickly. He specially spent a lot of money to buy a box of small umbrellas with a thickness of 003, and went to his ex-ex-ex-girlfriend's house with great enthusiasm. As soon as he entered the door, he was hung up by Zatanna with magic, who was prepared all along, and then he was beaten up.

When men and women are deeply in love, they often speak without thinking, so both are aware of each other's true feelings. Generally speaking, whoever makes the first move has the advantage, especially since Kang is a tool-wielder. Losing the initiative and falling into Zatanna's hands, who knows him quite well, makes it difficult for him to turn the tables.

However, Zha Kang himself didn't think there was anything wrong with getting beaten up, because sometimes he even felt he deserved to die. But why did Zatanna prepare so many props?! And why did she look like she was about to start the next round?!

“Sorry, the Cat God gave too much. The god said that as long as I fight you in different ways, I can get a divine spell every time. The power of the divine spell depends on how novel the method is, so do you have any suggestions?” Zatanna said straightforwardly, holding an item that looked quite familiar to Zha Kang.

"I have only one request: use oil," Zha Kang said resignedly, then closed his eyes.

Since you can't resist, you can only enjoy it.

(End of this chapter)