Bronze door through time and space

Chapter 847 Cat Teacher
Zatanna whistled. That bastard Kang has always been a swindler, and she's no exception. Otherwise, how could she have become his ex-girlfriend? So this is the first time she's benefited from him. It feels really novel. However, it's rare to see such a generous god.

DC's wizards are even worse off than Marvel's. All their magical powers are owned by someone else. They have to pay taxes just to breathe. So, if you get involved in or have a talent for magic, it's like signing a contract to sell yourself into servitude, and with each layer of added costs.

It can be said that every magic user, from the day they come into contact with magic, faces the day when the repayment date arrives.

That's bad enough, but there are also harsh conditions for its use. Sacrificing flesh and soul is relatively common, and there are also those who use the pain of tormenting themselves as the price.

Even Zatanna's proud ironic magic comes at a price, which is why Chadwick Boseman uses a prop-based strategy—to reduce debt accumulation.

This deity was different; quite generous. The divine arts bestowed upon her required little price. All she had to do was put her ex-boyfriend, Zha Kang, through some hardship to gain these benefits. What was there for Zatanna to hesitate about? She used every means at her disposal.

Being soft-hearted? Not a chance. Just think about what this scumbag did to her, and Zatanna will have plenty of strength and means to deal with it.

Unfortunately, there's a limit to how much can be done. Seeing that things were getting out of control, we had no choice but to send him to the hospital and find him the best proctologist as a way of making amends.

This highly skilled doctor was quite famous among special groups, but this was the first time he had ever seen such a serious, even spectacular, scene.

"He's like a volcano cake that explodes and bursts open, he is."

"Londoner, oh~, I understand. I'll do my best, at least to ensure he doesn't have to wear diapers for the rest of his life. Just be careful when he farts; don't strain too much. It should be like whistling, the key is to tighten the muscles." The doctor said with great experience, while Zack Kang, who was lying there, really wanted to whistle against the doctor's face.

After paying the surgery fee, Zatanna left the hospital in high spirits and headed to Cat Paradise.

Thanks to Zakum's efforts, Zatanna acquired several very useful divine spells.

The "Rat's Cheek" can create an independent space in the mouth to store items up to 20% of body weight. Zha Kang, who has experienced baguettes going directly to his stomach, said it was great.

The Mouse Wheel conjures a giant wheel that can block attacks while allowing you to quickly restore your magic power by running on it. Zha Kang, who has experienced the electric shock to his buttocks, says it's awesome.

The rat-like body makes the body flexible, allowing it to pass through narrow spaces while reducing damage from various blunt force traumas and impacts. Zha Kang, who is seeing his own butt from a different angle for the first time, is very impressed.

Rat Tan summons a giant hamster as a guard, while Scumbag Blooming Bun Kang says he doesn't want to say anything.

After trying them out, Zatanna found that these spells were very useful and did not consume much of her magic power, but excessive use would cause her front teeth to grow, which she had to alleviate by eating sunflower seeds, peanuts, and carrots.

If other magicians knew about these so-called side effects, they would be green with envy.

The only question is, why are all the divine spells bestowed by the Cat God related to hamsters?
Leaving aside the perplexing Zatanna, Batman reappears in Gotham after imprisoning the Harley Quinn in a harem specially built for her many concubines. With his mountain-like physique and indestructible iron fist, he makes criminals cry for their mothers, because they have become even more terrifying.

Previously, it was people who were beaten; now, people and vehicles are beaten together. Rescue workers need to expend a lot of effort to cut open the severely deformed vehicles and rescue the criminals who are suffering from broken bones and vomiting blood.

It can be said that Gotham Hospital's leading position in orthopedics and trauma is entirely due to Batman's hard work.

Nowadays, even junior nurses who have only recently started in the profession can skillfully suture wounds. They can also treat dislocations and set bones with ease.

However, Bruce did not focus all his energy on this aspect. He intensified his intelligence gathering on supernatural forces around the world, which clearly increased the threat level posed by the Cat God.

Bruce spent a fortune buying numerous books and items related to the occult and building a separate database. The only problem was that Bruce didn't know much about the occult, or rather, his knowledge was only superficial. This led him to think of his ex-girlfriend, Zatanna.

At that time, Zatanna was still only vaguely aware of her own abilities, and the skills she demonstrated were not much better than magic. Therefore, Bruce rejected her and continued to look for new targets.

Bruce's abilities are truly extraordinary. He managed to find several high-risk targets from a vast amount of data worldwide by using the slightest clues, such as the farm boy who was still wandering around and the goddess of Paradise Island.

For some unknown reason, Bruce sent two packages under the guise of company gifts, wanting to see how these extraordinary beings would react and to gauge the possibility of a two-way check and balance.

In Bruce's eyes, any supernatural being is someone to be wary of, whether it is the Cat God or those beings who may not even be human.

Although Yan Xu is not omniscient or omnipotent, how could it not pay attention to Bruce while in Gotham? However, it did not expect that the master would do such a thing, so it was full of anticipation.

Superman, the son of Krypton, and Wonder Woman from Paradise Island—how could Yan Xu not be interested in these two? But before that, he needs to pay attention to the new followers that Chad Kang has brought to him.

Zatanna's family lineage had not been broken; she saw more than Zakang did. For example, what lay before her was a cat paradise, clearly a divine realm.

For a magician, stepping into the divine realm of a living deity is an extremely dangerous thing, but for a believer, even a self-hypnotized believer, it is an unparalleled honor.

Zatanna arrived at the entrance of Cat Paradise to buy a ticket, only to find that there were only a dozen burly, armed security guards, and no ticket booth at all.

"Is this your first time here?" a security guard with several scars on his face asked.

“Yes.” Zatanna had a sudden inspiration and took out an orange cat doll, which was the idol of the Cat God Cult.

Upon seeing the orange cat plush toy, the security guard's attitude improved considerably; he nodded and let her in.

Cat Paradise is not open to just anyone; only believers are allowed in. Therefore, everyone felt much more relaxed once inside, as everyone here shares the same faith.

Even if there are any conflicts, no one would choose to resolve them here. If you offend God, you won't die, but you'll end up as a hamster running on a wheel, which is worse than death.

Zatanna was holding an ice cream that a short, fat, scary-looking but surprisingly kind person had given her for free. She had just taken a bite when everything went blurry before her eyes. A kaleidoscope-like space unfolded before her eyes. Before she could react, she was in another space. She was immediately startled, dropped the ice cream, and assumed a fighting stance.

"The talent is not bad, but she's too nervous." A Devon Rex cat slowly walked over, raised its paw, and turned it slightly. The ice cream that had fallen on the ground seemed to turn back time and returned to Zatanna's hand, making her gasp.

As the saying goes, the layman sees the spectacle, while the expert sees the details. Only a magician like Zatanna could understand the true value of this move.

"The Cat God values ​​you highly, so he asked me to teach you for a while." The Ancient One felt very novel about her current state and was also very interested in the world she was in. After all, there was nothing more interesting than another multiverse, so retirement? What retirement? She could work overtime.

"Teacher Cat." Zatanna hadn't fully come to her senses yet, but there was no reason not to seize the opportunity presented to her, so she instinctively acknowledged their relationship.

"Just call me Gu Yi," Gu Yi said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)