the last witcher

After thinking for a while, He Er raised his head, stared at Ya's small eyes and replied seriously: "The worst outcome is that Master Cui will send someone to catch you, and let you live forever in hell." Wandering inside."

He Er spoke very seriously, but I responded with a contemptuous smile.It's not that I'm too arrogant, but I really don't have any fear of this kind of thing.

I vaguely remember what happened when I took the CET-[-] exam.In the imperial capital, in order to apply for a job as a black tour guide, it was necessary to have an English level [-] certificate in hand.

At that time, the library was where I would go every day.I used to be young and very arrogant.Just imagine a sophomore, sitting in the library with thousands of yuan in his pocket every day, facing these students who are wearing glasses and focusing on studying, how does it feel?

Of course, these several thousand yuan is also my entire net worth. A large part of the reason why I put it out is because I don’t want to lose it in the dormitory, because there are too many poor people in the dormitory building where I live; The reason is that every time I buy something on campus, I take out a banknote from my bulging wallet very chicly, despise everything around me, and the moment I hand it to the cashier, my little vanity The heart has been greatly satisfied.

But not long after I left the library one day, I found that my wallet was gone.

I searched every corner of the dormitory first, but couldn't find my lost wallet.Then, I slumped down on the cold concrete floor, trying to recall everything that happened today.

I have to say that my head was like a computer at that time, and I was able to remember every trivial thing that happened every day in the past few months. It's great to be young.Then I remembered that during the period of reviewing books in the library, I got up several times to find the books I needed.Yes, that's right, when he stood up, his bulging wallet was squeezed out of his trouser pocket.

I have to hurry to get my wallet back.Thinking of this, I quickly jumped up from the ground, and rushed into the library like the wind, as if my whole body had been spattered with chicken blood.

It's just that I couldn't see my prettier purse where I was sitting, except for a pretty girl.

Yes, who can be stupid enough to still be Lei Feng in this era.That is the pink-faced Grandpa Mao, with a total of 8000 yuan, not only the money for my purchases, but also all the expenses for my underwear, food, housing and transportation this semester, and even my student ID card, ID card, and various bank deposits. Cards are in the wallet.

If I lose the money, I can find a way to ask the third class to borrow it. This is not the worst thing, but how can I reissue the ID card?You must know that you and your parents have not eased the relationship, go home and get the household registration book, and then go to the local police station to reapply for the ID card, forget it!That might as well be a fake ID card!

Yes, whoever uses the fake ones use the real ones!I'm so fucking smart.I can contact the person who made the fake certificate, tell the other party my ID number, and then use my own photo, so the ID card I made is real.Anyway, in this era, phone numbers for fake certificates are flying all over the sky. Small advertisements of this nature are plastered everywhere on the streets, in toilets, and even on the walls of the Public Security Bureau building.Some people have jokingly called this thing: urban psoriasis.But it's this kind of chronic illness that has stumped the so-called invincible city management and urban aunts wearing red cuffs.

Just when I was happy for my cleverness, the girl sitting in my seat suddenly raised her head, stared at me for a long time, and then asked weakly: "Is your name Jia Liang?"

I am sure and sure that I have nothing to do with the girl in front of me.There are three reasons. First, when I was in school, there were so many poor women like me that I would not attract the attention of any girl. I knew this very well; My name is Jia Shu, instead of calling my name Jia Liang on my ID card; third, the girl who speaks is very pure, and girls of this level, except for the youngest, are not my turn. Poor to seduce drops.Based on the above three points, I have every reason to believe that the other party does not know me.

Seeing my puzzled and dumbfounded look, the girl burst out laughing.What a beautiful smile, especially the other party's two canine teeth, all exposed when he smiled, and there was a shallow dimple on the left cheek.

"Is this wallet yours?" The girl took out my wallet that was about to burst from the schoolbag she was carrying, put it on the desk, and then lightly took out my ID card from it, and compared it to mine. With the photo on the ID card.

That feeling of being lost and found again is really cool!It’s like in the hot summer, when I’m hot and thirsty, I suddenly meet a friend I haven’t seen for many years driving a car and calling me to get in the car. After I got into the car with a suitable temperature, the other party handed me a bottle of iced Sprite. .

I nodded my head like a chicken pecking rice, and then put on what I thought was the most stylish pose (which was stupid at the time), for fear of not looking like myself in the photo.

The girl smiled and returned the wallet and the ID card in her hand to me. While picking up the wallet, because the wallet was too big, I accidentally touched the girl's jade fingers.It's smooth, tender, and feels so good.

I thought at the time, what should I do if the other party doesn't return my wallet?There is only one conclusion: it must be rectified, and it must be rectified by any means.Rubbish and hard talk, full of good words, coercion and temptation, even physical robbery, the worst is to go to the police station to explain the situation.But I didn't expect the other party to return the wallet to me so happily.

Holding the lost and recovered wallet in my hand, I was very excited. If it wasn't for the fact that the girl was in front of me, I would definitely put the wallet on my mouth and kiss it hard, to relieve the long-suppressed decadence in my heart.

And at this moment, I found that the girl in front of me is really beautiful, her body seems to be filled with dazzling light, if there is a ring on her head, she is definitely Hallelujah from the kingdom of angels!

"That, that, thank you so much!" I was so excited that I couldn't speak, and the devil knew that I, who was extremely poor on weekdays, became so useless today.

"You order a little, see if there is anything missing?" The girl reminded me carefully.

I shook my head, "No need to order, by the way, are you hungry?" If you can return the wallet to me, is it necessary for them to steal some of your Grandpa Mao?If that's the case, don't pay me back, okay!As for the second half of the sentence, I am really hungry. It may be that I was nervous just now, which consumed too many calories. At this moment, my stomach is beating desperately, reminding me that it is time to eat.

to be continued