the last witcher

"What the hell does it taste like!" The other party retched for a long time, opened his mouth wide in surprise, and asked me with a mouthful of sesame teeth.

"What~~?" Basically every word I utter is a word that needs to be exhaled a lot of air. This is smoked by that grandson, with those striped eyes, the black eyes are rolling upwards .

This guy definitely guessed that I was going to die with you, so he brought up his stinky feet and sat cross-legged on the seat in the car.Sitting and fanning towards me, he still muttered: "Oh, I don't know when the sweat on my feet will evaporate!"

I didn't answer either, I first leaned out of the car seat, took a deep breath, then exhaled towards the place where the other party was sitting, and then leaned out again.After persisting like this for a few times, the three passengers on the opposite seat all ran out holding their noses, for fear that if they were not careful, they would be smoked to death by the two of us.

It was already night, and most of the passengers were asleep, but there were some who didn't sleep. When they saw the two of us fighting, they all focused on the two of us.

After I was able to hold on for more than ten minutes, Lao Cao walked back from the junction of the two carriages.There was more than one meter away from the seat, and Lao Cao covered his nose and asked loudly: "I'm sub-Ao, what does this smell like? Who ate big shit or what?"

I gave Lao Cao a hard look, and the old man immediately closed his mouth knowingly, then turned his head and walked towards the junction of the carriages again. I guess if this guy was squeezed between us, he would have to die, even if he didn’t get smoked to death. Smoke it half!

With my feet on my chest, I desperately spit out the unpleasant smell in my mouth towards the other party, and kept rubbing my stomach clockwise with my right hand.

You know, if the stool is dry, you can use my method to rub your stomach clockwise to speed up the peristaltic function of the intestines.If you have diarrhea, rub your intestines counterclockwise, so that the food in the intestines can be stored in the intestines as much as possible, so as to reduce the redness and swelling of the buttocks.

To be honest, I was so pissed off by the other party's stinky feet, if it weren't for the young master's strong willpower, I would have given in long ago.If you don't believe me, look at Lao Cao, he hid early.Moreover, the passengers in this car around our seats, except for those who were asleep, basically stayed away from the two of us.In the crowded train, there is only the two of us, and there is a lot of space left. Tell me how bad the smell is.

The grandson still didn't admit defeat, because the breath didn't last long enough after all, the more I vomited, the more I lost my strength, while the other party got angry and decided to fight me to the end.

That is to say, after more than half an hour, my tone gradually became less heavy, and this grandson actually took off his socks, picked the gap between his toes with his fingers, and then put the fingers that had picked his feet on his nose Smell it.

"Ouch~~" A passenger onlooker immediately vomited when he saw it. Fortunately, there was no food in his belly, otherwise if he really vomited out, the smell of the carriage, hehe, it would not be a place for people to stay. .

Fortunately, the young master has seen big battles before, and the other party's tricks are still tolerable for me.And as the opponent began to amplify their moves, I found that my stomach started to growl. It seemed that it would not take too long to send out my big move.

After the grandson found out that I was not intimidated by his disgusting behavior, he actually raised his dirty and smelly socks high and put them in the light of the car for a look.

I guess I should have been a little dizzy from the other party's smoke. I actually saw a yellow smoke coming out of that stinky sock. This shit is definitely a chemical weapon, absolutely!

Then I felt a tightness in the lower abdomen, and then a loosening of the chrysanthemums in the back, and the pressure dropped sharply.

I could hear "噗~~" in my ears, the sound was extremely subtle and difficult to detect.It's just that it lasted for more than five seconds, which is definitely powerful enough.

That kind of stuffy fart is probably only heard by our client, who is still holding up his sock, ready to put his nose on it and smell it, so as to disgust me.At the stage when Ya started to move the stinky socks to her nose, my radish-smelling fart followed closely.

Because I was going to another place, I ate seafood for the meal before I left. With the smell of this big radish, I felt dizzy after smelling that guy, let alone outsiders.

I only saw that after the grandson came into contact with my "nirvana", the hand holding the smelly sock suddenly froze in the air, and then quickly covered his nose with the other free hand, completely ignoring the stillness just now. The act of picking the foot with that hand.

What's even more awesome is that I was so suffocated by my own fart, I guess I had just eaten enough, and a hiccup came out right after, and it sprayed towards the other person's face.

It was discovered that the grandson's Adam's apple began to vibrate up and down continuously, and his mouth was bulging, as if he couldn't hold it anymore.

I made a retching move very wickedly, and then looked at this grandson, pouring out instant noodle soup along the slit of his fingers, I guess this guy ate instant noodles for a meal, or Master Kong's spicy beef noodles, I You can see the red pepper foam inside.

Up to now, the little master has won staged victories.This grandson was also cruel enough, his small eyes were wide open, and then he swallowed the vomit with all his might.It didn't matter if I swallowed, the onlookers couldn't take it anymore, and either ran to the bathroom at the junction of the carriages to vomit, or turned their heads back quickly, trying their best to prevent themselves from vomiting.The little master continued to rub his belly clockwise, preparing for the next big move!

In order to stimulate my vision, the wretched man did not forget to chew a few times while swallowing, for fear that the residue in his mouth would reach the stomach and be incompletely digested.

The little master also accelerated the speed of rubbing his stomach, because he was afraid that he would not be able to defeat the opponent before he vomited out.So while the wretched man swallowed the last mouthful of the residue in his mouth, I also released my second big move.

Compared with the release this time, the first release was nothing more than throwing stones to ask for directions, but this time it can be said that the charm is long.It doesn't mean how many seconds a fart lasts, but a super big boring fart, mixed with several follow-up small farts.Good guy!The air in the compartment, which was already smelly, was completely polluted by the young master.

How stinky it is, let me put it this way, even the sleeping passengers next to our seat were awakened by my big move.

"What kind of smell is this?" "Oh my god, who put a carrot-flavored fart, why is it so immoral?" "I'm second! I'm second! I'm second!" The smell of stinky feet is even worse, vomit~~~"

to be continued