the last witcher

Using the word wretched to describe the middle-aged man in front of me is an understatement. If a man can grow into such a virtue, it is really hard to imagine what kind of bear his parents look like. .

Small eyes, so small that they are slits when they are staring round; nose is flat and round, just like the red nose of a clown; Look at Ya's mouth, the lips are as if poisoned, dark and dark; especially the sesame seed teeth in the mouth, which are full of smoke stains, no matter how you look at it, it is disgusting.

Seeing the grandson rolling those small eyes that could be ignored, he replied impatiently: "Didn't you go out, don't let others lie down for a while."

"How long can you smoke a cigarette, why are you so sleepy, you have to occupy someone else's space to be comfortable?" I was already angry, but the annoying appearance of the other party made me even more angry.

"I just lay down, what else can you do to me?" The grandson raised his irregular head and yelled at me.

I pointed at the other party with my finger and said, "You fucking put on your shoes first, can you have some quality?"

"I won't wear it! Besides, I took off my shoes to dry my sweat, what's bothering you?" This grandson really has no morals at all.

Many passengers around who had been holding back for a long time began to stare at the grandson with contemptuous eyes, but this virtuous man was not afraid of criticism at all, so he sat up slowly, and then put his stinky feet on the ground. Under the seat, there was no thought of putting on shoes.

"Okay, you wait!" I said harshly, turned and walked towards the dining car. "Why are you going?" Seeing this, Lao Cao quickly grabbed me from behind, for fear that I would do something irrational.

"It's okay, you are here to help me look over and salute, I will go to the dining car to have a meal and I will come back." I turned around and raised my eyebrows at Lao Cao, who immediately let go of my hand.Because this old man knows me too well, and knows that I am holding back here, but he just can't guess how I want to deal with that grandson who is drying his feet.

"Then you go and come back quickly." After letting go of his hand, Lao Cao covered his nose and returned to the edge of the seat, but the grandson actually sang songs on his own, which made Lao Cao and me angry. Almost held down the opponent and beat him up.

After arriving at the dining car, I first found the conductor who delivered the food, and begged with a very painful expression: "Brother, I have a stomach and intestine problem, and I am very prone to stomach acid and bloating. I forgot to eat when I was not on the train." The medicine is ready, please ask you, can you cook me some radish for Shun Shun Qi." I was covering my stomach while talking, that expression, that demeanor, Oscar winner, all go away!

"There are radishes, and I can cook one for you, but are you okay? Would you like me to broadcast to you to see if there is a doctor on the train, and don't make a fuss later." The steward asked me kindly .

"No, no, no, it's an old problem." I waved my hands at the flight attendant again and again, "It's a little bit of a joke, sorry for your trouble." Then I took out a fifty-denomination bill and handed it over, and sat down in the passenger compartment with difficulty. on the chair.

"I'll get you some change later." The flight attendant was still very humane. After taking my money, he first made me a cup of hot water, then turned and walked towards the kitchen behind the dining car.

After a short time, the flight attendant brought me a plate of steaming boiled white radish slices, perhaps because he was afraid that I would not be able to eat it empty mouthed, and brought me a plate of soy sauce.

"You eat first, if you still feel unwell, you are calling me." The flight attendant put the food in front of my eyes very enthusiastically, "This is your change." After putting the radish slices, this buddy also Give me 30 yuan.

"No, you can save the bottle of water to drink." After seeing the boiled white radish slices, I was secretly pleasantly surprised.When the other party handed me the money, I quickly declined.

"That's not okay, we have regulations here." Unexpectedly, the flight attendant was still a stubborn ass, and insisted on giving me money.

Pushing back and forth was not in a good shape. In desperation, I had to order another dish, "If you have leeks, bring me a plate of scrambled eggs with leeks, and I will pack them for the friends who are riding with me."

As soon as the words fell, I saw the flight attendant showing embarrassment, "Scrambled leeks with eggs cost 35, brother!"

I was a little embarrassed by this brother's yelling. I had heard that Boss Tie was terrible at catering, but today I found out that the rumors were not groundless.So I took out another 20 yuan and stuffed it to the other party, "One more garlic, and the rest, just give me a few bottles of soft drinks."

After the other party took the money, he turned around and went back to the back of the dining car. After a while, he brought out a plate of scrambled eggs with leeks, and handed me three bottles of Master Kong's iced black tea, which only sold for two yuan and five dollars.

I picked up a bottle and handed it to the flight attendant, "Just treat it as my invitation, don't push it any more."

The other party took the drink with a smile, then pushed the dining car and started selling along the train compartments.

Eating leeks with garlic, plus slices of boiled white radish dipped in soy sauce, the little master will not believe that he can't beat your big stinky feet.

In order to speed up digestion, I usually can eat a meal for 10 minutes, and I ate for more than 40 minutes. I even drank cold water when I was done. Then I grabbed the two bottles of iced tea on the table and went back to my room. seat.

I saw that Lao Cao was fighting with that grandson at the moment, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that Lao Cao definitely had the upper hand.After all, they have "biochemical weapons", and Lao Cao also wanted to take off his shoes and dry our feet. The problem is that we both washed them clean before leaving, and there was no peculiar smell on our bodies; secondly, the clothes we wore They were all freshly laundered, and combined, Lao Cao really had nothing to do with the immoral grandson next to him.

So Lao Cao played the stunt of drawing a circle and cursing you, tilted his body sideways, kept shaking his thighs, and dragged his toes on the floor of the carriage desperately. Judging from his posture, he should be infinitely cursing the other party to the nth power.

Seeing me come back, Lao Cao straightened his waist as if he had a backbone, and then said to me: "I'm going to smoke a cigarette, vomit..."

It's really embarrassing for Lao Cao, who persisted for nearly an hour under such harsh conditions. If it were me, I would have vomited all over my face.

I was afraid that my mouth would make Lao Cao stumble, so I nodded and smiled at Lao Cao. After Lao Cao left, I quickly sat next to him, and then grinned and said, "Ha, I~~ I'm back!"

This immoral grandson should be guarding me with 12 points of energy, so when I got to his side, he quickly turned his head and looked at me, waiting for me to make a move, so he can take it .

Coincidentally, I opened my mouth to speak, and that breath directly sprayed on the girl's face. This guy "vomit...vomit..." for a long time, but he didn't come out a word.

Seeing that the three passengers on the opposite side of us almost clapped their hands.What does it mean to provoke public anger? The grandson next to me is the best example.

to be continued