the last witcher

The battle situation has entered a fierce stage. After I released my second big move, within a radius of two meters from our two seats, there was no longer a panting passenger.The remaining passengers who were far away from us also covered their noses with tissues or sleeves, or fled directly to the junction of the carriages, breathing in the fresh air blowing in through the cracks in the doors.

I saw this wretched man, after being hit by my second big move, the food that had been swallowed down his throat returned to Ya's mouth again.It is estimated that there is too much food coming back, the mouth of this guy has become bulging, just like a little mouse with its mouth full of food.But even so, the wretched man was still trying his best not to let himself vomit.

But the other party made a mistake in thinking that I would let him go.Within a minute of my second ult, the third came out, followed by the fourth, fifth...

I can't remember which number I put it in. Anyway, this guy lasted for less than 10 minutes, then got up and pushed me away, and ran towards the bathroom.

I finally won, but the rats crossing the street must be beaten by everyone.So I yelled towards Lao Cao's position: "Don't let him go to the bathroom!!!"

Lao Cao's answer was even more bizarre: "Don't worry, it won't be his turn, they are all lined up now!"

From the time the grandson left the seat until the two of us got off the car, I didn't see him return to the seat. It must have been completely lost to my "big move"!

How else can I say that the little master is of high quality, since this wretched man left, whenever I feel that I am going to release poisonous and harmful gas, I will very consciously go to the bathroom, clean it up and then return to my seat.

It can be regarded as Qiqihar, the final stop of our trip. Lao Cao rubbed his temples and stretched lazily, then took out his mobile phone to check the time, "I'm going, it's almost eight o'clock in the morning."

"You are content!" I clutched my stomach and complained to Lao Cao: "At least you have been squinting for a few hours. The little master ate so much smooth food in order to deal with that wretched man. I have nothing for the whole night." Fuck, I survived with wide-eyed eyes. I was afraid that those poisonous and harmful gases would sneak out while I was sleeping and endanger the passengers.”

Hearing this, Lao Cao laughed loudly, and quickly praised me, saying: "My brother is definitely the Lei Feng of the new era, and I am convinced."

"Okay, don't be poor, get out of the car and find a hotel to have a good rest, and you have to go to work later!" I just got up and wanted to take the suitcase off the shelf, but I felt a tightness in my stomach, so I hurriedly greeted Lao Cao: "You are tall, help me get it!" After speaking, he rushed out of the car door like flying, leaving Lao Cao with a snickering smile to help me remove the suitcase.

Lao Cao was in a daze as soon as he got out of the car.Although Liaoning can be regarded as the north, and Lao Cao and I can also be regarded as northerners, compared with Qiqihar, a place in the extreme north, the winter there should be regarded as warm as spring.

It only took half a minute at most, and Lao Cao couldn't get up anymore.I wear a lot, so naturally I don't feel the biting cold.But looking back at Lao Cao, he saw that the old man shrank his neck into his leather jacket, shrank his hand carrying the suitcase into his sleeve, and kept wiping his nose with his other hand.

Well!In just half a minute, Lao Cao's nose stopped working, and the big snot flowed out of the nostrils, and Lao Cao seemed to be ignorant, still wiping his nose, muttering in his mouth: "Why is it so cold! Why is it so cold!"

This reminds me of a couplet that has been circulating on the Internet for a long time.The first couplet: the jb sky is broken, it's really jb cold, the jb is frozen, and the jb is messy;

I am very glad that I wear enough, even so, my leather shoes made a crisp sound of "slapping" not long after I walked out.Presumably, the soles of the shoes were frozen through, and the feet began to become numb.

"Hurry up, the person who picks us up should come by car. If you are in a hurry, be careful, you will be frozen into an "egg" old man!" I am definitely not joking, I really didn't expect Qiqihar to be so cold in winter.

After Lao Cao heard it, he trotted all the way to follow behind me, and then the two of us ran towards the platform.

This time it was a girl who was in charge of picking up the station. Although I hadn't seen each other's photos, we found each other easily through Lao Liu's previous narrative.

After a few simple greetings, the other party led the two of us out of the station.Incidentally, in this article, let's just call this girl Meizi.

Under normal circumstances, I would look at the other party up and down, and then analyze the character of the other party, and then make a correct judgment based on her character.

But today's situation is special, I always feel uncomfortable in the back, maybe it's because I ate too many radishes, and I didn't dare to put them in the end, for fear that if I didn't pay attention, I would bring out something that shouldn't come out.

The only thing I can remember is that the other person looks unattractive, with a slightly elongated face and some teeth, and I have forgotten everything else because of my uncomfortable stomach.

Fortunately, the other party really came by car. If this nima got out of the platform and then took a taxi, it is estimated that Lao Cao would really be able to give Dong Jiang a place there.

Meizi drives a silver Audi A4, so this is the car. The woman who came to pick us up should be very generous (Northeast dialect: means rich).

It's embarrassing to say that Lao Cao doesn't let me worry every time I go out.Not to mention far away, just take the recent trip to Changchun as an example, it completely embarrassed me.Of course, this is something to say later, let’s not mention it for now, let’s talk about how Lao Cao embarrassed me this time.

When he came to the car, Lao Cao saw that it was an Audi A4, his eyes lit up first, and then without waiting for the other party to open the trunk, he directly opened the rear door, threw the trunk in, and sat in the co-pilot himself seat.

Seeing that Lao Cao was so anxious, I had no choice but to go around to the other side of the car door and get in. After Meizi entered the cab, the three of us started to drive towards the hotel that the other party had arranged for us.

Lao Cao slowed down the air conditioner in the car for a while, and then began to ask Meizi embarrassingly: "Is this car quite expensive?"

"It's okay, it's less than 55 yuan." Meizi replied politely while driving.

"Should it be a top match?" Lao Cao looked around (northeast dialect: look around), as if the car belonged to him.

"Well, it's a great match!" Meizi really answered every question, but there was a hint of pride in her tone of voice.

"Brother, look, a good car is different. The seats are all made of leather." While talking, Lao Cao didn't forget to touch the backrest. "In the future, when we have money, we will also buy a good car and drive it." (It is worth mentioning that Lao Cao really buys a car now, MG 3)

"Cough!" In order to hide my displeasure, I pretended to cough. I wanted to let Lao Cao know how depreciating my behavior was. Unexpectedly, this old man didn't notice it at all, and he still asked around this Audi a4. Asking questions here and there, if it wasn't for my stomach ache, I really wanted to rush up and stop her big mouth.

to be continued