Coquettish Rebirth

Jia Hongjian didn't just apologize. After apologizing, he turned into a German stick, and started to fool around after imitating all kinds of bragging about Germany on the Internet-"The German people It’s great, and the German workers are great! Do you know that there was such a story in China—in Qindao, a former German-occupied area, a German company was responsible for building a house in the area in the early years. And such a house now belongs to a family of three. In the mid-90s, the head of the family received an official letter from Frankfurt, Germany. The official letter claimed that the house was built by them before the 80s, and now it is in the 80s. The designed service life of one year has expired, and it is recommended that the head of the household carry out repairs and maintenance immediately. If the repairs and maintenance are in place, it will not be a problem to use it for another 50 years or even longer..."

After this passage was finished, I saw the waists of the German workers in the audience straighten up one by one, their eyes began to shine in pairs, and the sense of national pride arose little by little!But what they didn't know was that Jia Hongjian made up this passage!Originally, this story first appeared in magazines such as "Reader", and the earliest story was about some bridge in Shanghai, but the bridge part still hasn't received a letter!Later, I don’t know how it ran into magazines such as "Youth Digest", and it became a house in Wuhan City, and then it became a German construction contract!As a result, the routine of the whole article did not change, so Jia Hongjian guessed at a glance that it was made up!And such a joke itself is quite funny-in the field of construction, houses only need to be repaired every now and then.As long as there are no major problems with the house itself, it is normal to use it for a long time, just like the house Jia Hongjian bought in Times Square in the United States, which is also about 90 years old. What happened?Isn't it still normal?It has only changed four or five owners, but it has been repaired two or three times!Is this an exaggeration?

If the group of people in the audience were all construction workers or engineers, then Jia Hongjian's joke would definitely not achieve the best effect.But the good thing is that the people in the audience are just ordinary TV assembly workers, etc. They don't know much about house construction and architecture, so after Jia Hongjian said this, their sense of pride suddenly Just got taller.They immediately happily took the tall hat that Jia Hongjian presented and put it on their own heads!

And next.Jia Hongjian gave the Germans another high hat—the so-called "oiled paper bag".Originally, this oil-paper package meant that there was a problem with the pipeline in the sewer built by the Germans in Qindao. As a result, the local construction workers could not find any accessories, so they had to call the German contractor of the year, but the German replied that it was three meters around the pipeline. Definitely have a greased paper bag for spare parts.Find it yourself!It turned out to be found right away.Such a story is too brainless!Before 1915, the Germans built sewers in villa areas such as Qindao Badaguan.The circle of influence that left Qindao was in 1915.But the alloy that can really be used to prevent rust and corrosion of sewer pipes will not be born until after the end of World War I in 1918!It can be said that if the sewers of the past can last until today, it has nothing to do with the construction of the Germans. It must have been replaced by the Germans later!

And what was the living density of the domestic population at that time?What is the current residential density?Counting on the sewer pipes of nearly 100 years ago to be enough for today?It has been renovated and replaced in various ways decades ago!But Jia Hongjian couldn't say that about this matter!So he modified it a little bit.So he said: "In the German Concession in China, the German engineering company was responsible for the construction of the underground sewer pipelines in villa areas such as Badaguan. The construction of these pipelines has performed quite well in the past 100 years, because our Chinese side During daily maintenance, if there is a problem with the pipeline, as long as the number of the damaged original part is sent to us in Germany, our company in Germany can find out the design drawings of the year, and provide various technical indicators and design drawings of the corresponding original parts. Send it to the Chinese side, and the Chinese side can build pipeline fittings according to German standards. From this point of view, the rigor of our Germans is simply too shocking to us Chinese!"

As soon as Jia Hongjian told the story of the oiled paper bag with such a makeover, the German workers really smiled a little bit!After all, the best way to make strangers in a country like you is to speak good things about their country!After Jia Hongjian boasted so much, it can be said that it really opened up the closed hearts of the German workers a little bit, and really made the German workers willing to listen to him and even remember what he said in their hearts!And this, of course, is the most important point for a successful negotiation!

Next, Jia Hongjian continued to praise Germany, talking about the German Chancellor’s reflection and kneeling after the war, about the Germans’ overall reflection on fascism in World War II, and about Germany’s respect for freedom of speech, but no matter how free it is, there is a restricted area. Just don't promote any Nazi ideology.Article 130 of the German Criminal Code stipulates that those who approve of Nazi behavior and deny Nazi crimes will be sentenced to three to five years in prison for the crime of "inciting the public". In 3, the Parliament passed the "Anti-Nazi and Anti-Criminal Law", prohibiting the use of various Nazi elements, especially the image of Hitler; three years later, the "Information and Communication Services Law" was implemented, focusing on combating malicious speeches and rumors. Especially for racism, Nazism.

At the same time, he also specifically singled out Japan as a comparison. The current prime minister of Japan is already Koizumi, and the coming of such a person to power must represent the recovery of Japan's right-wing forces.It’s like Japan is going to pay homage to that shrine again, denying the comfort women, denying the massacre, etc. After such a series of Japanese developments have been told, the Germans in the audience can’t stand it anymore, okay?This group of Germans couldn't believe that Japan still has such militarism and fascist thinking!But no matter what, Jia Hongjian's "speech" really narrowed the distance between him and the Germans.It is because Japan does not reflect on itself that it appears that the Germans who have reflected on themselves are excellent. This proves that Jia Hongjian's boast is indeed right!What Jia Hongjian praised was right, that is, Jia Hongjian praised every German present.And it's not just boasting, it's really boasting in place!All boasting is the truth!

Ni Runfeng and Zhao Yong, who were sitting next to Jia Hongjian at this time, were a little confused!They thought to themselves, isn't Jia Hongjian here to negotiate today?Didn't you negotiate the overall labor agreement with the guild?Why is it suddenly turned into a speech-like project now?How did Jia Hongjian praise Germany so vigorously?What's the use of praising Germany's workers so much?If they exaggerate their words, will the workers ask the union not to charge such a high price?Will you not ask for a raise?Will not require 35 hours of work time?This is obviously unrealistic!It's one thing to be praised for being comfortable, but it's another thing when it comes to competing for interests!Brothers in China have turned against each other for money, not to mention that the relationship between Jia Hongjian and these Germans is not as good as brothers!So what is Jia Hongjian's purpose in doing this?Will he really be able to make the Germans accept the idea of ​​​​the management?Can it really make Germans work 40 hours a week?Can you really make them accept shifts?

At this moment, just listening to Jia Hongjian started talking again. "A few days ago, when our Hua... Changhong team was negotiating with our factory's labor union team, there were some disagreements, which resulted in certain twists and turns. In this regard, I must first apologize to everyone on behalf of the team... We know Everyone lives a hard life. You don’t earn much. At the same time, you have to bear a series of things such as mortgages. Life is always very difficult. I understand everyone very well. My family used to be just an ordinary family of working class. ...But on the other hand...Look around, look at this Schneider factory! You usually work here. Some people have worked here for more than ten years. Some even have more than 20 years. Look Look at the factory around you, don't you know that this factory is going to close down before?"

As Jia Hongjian began to tell them to look around, the workers were in a state of trust in Jia Hongjian.They really looked around, and they didn't see anything at the time, but Jia Hongjian said later, "Don't you know that this factory is going to close down before?" It stopped their hearts!And then Jia Hongjian said: "Our capital is from China, China! We don't have strong technology and so many patents. What we do like Schneider is to sell after assembly! But why is it that we Changhong come today? Acquired Schneider, but not Schneider to acquire our Changhong? Guys, no offense, I am not saying how lazy you are, I know you are very tired at work, but I just want to ask you to think about the 35 a week you asked the union to propose Hours of work standard, can this really bring Schneider back to life? I can tell you clearly that we don’t believe it, and our management doesn’t believe it! So if the trade union still insists on working hours of 35 hours a week, then our management would rather pay Liquidated damages will definitely not continue to buy Schneider!"

With a "wow", the workers under the stage seemed to explode. At that time, everyone expressed their opinions one after another, chattering, and exchanging opinions with people in front, back, left, and right. The whole venue was noisy. Just like a vegetable market!At this time, Jia Hongjian added, "I like you very much, but please don't forget that before we came, Schneider was on the verge of bankruptcy, and all of you were already on the verge of unemployment! At this time we After taking over, you don’t need to be unemployed, you can continue to support your family, but you suddenly have to make such high demands? Everyone, if Schneider does not have us, it will not be able to continue! So I suggest that the union take back 35 per week Hourly working hours required!"

After Jia Hongjian finished speaking, the workers in the audience chattered and discussed, and some even stood up and shouted at the union chairman, "We don't require 35 hours of work. Hurry up and advance the negotiation! We tmd still have to pay the mortgage, damn it!" Drink!All of a sudden, the workers started to support Jia Hongjian and the others?How did this happen?Ni Runfeng and Zhao Yong were a little dumbfounded all of a sudden, how could the situation be reversed all of a sudden?And the chairman of the trade union was even more dumbfounded. How did it suddenly become like this?Why did Jia Hongjian transfer the initiative when he said something? (To be continued..)