Coquettish Rebirth

As a viewing manager, Yin Guangzhong was surprised to see such an actor who looked like a migrant worker on the screen!To be honest, he really doesn't know who the actor on the screen is. This actor is really not very good-looking, but why does he look so similar to the role of such a farmer?What was his first reaction?That is, Jia Hongjian really found a farmer to act, otherwise it would be impossible to act so similarly, right?But the problem is that he immediately felt that something was wrong, because people who have not received professional training, or people who have no experience on stage, will actually perform poorly in front of the camera!If you really want to find an old farmer to stand in front of the camera, they may just giggle in excitement, and their minds may go blank, thinking that they are going to make a movie, and then forget about acting!The performance of such a play definitely does not conform to the image that appears on the screen now!Look at this young man on the screen now, he seems to be acting very real, like a real farmer, but at the same time he is very comfortable, as if there is no camera to shoot him.Generally, this kind of performance must be done by professionals!Where did they find such a miraculous actor, Jia Hongjian?

With this in mind, Yin Guangzhong continued to watch, only to find that this was too much like a peasant actor, and suddenly found that there seemed to be words on the tab of the can he opened. She looked at what was written on it.In the end, he found the young man who had been doused by his Coke just now, and then he saw the young man glanced at the words on the ring with a little displeasure.But soon the unhappy expression disappeared, and soon became full of enthusiasm! "Yo buddy, it's ok, you won the lottery! It says you won the Coca-Cola Company's 5 grand prize!" The young man said immediately.

drink!Is this migrant worker lucky?Just when Yin Guangzhong was thinking this way, the migrant worker suddenly expressed that he didn't know where to go to receive the award, and then that he didn't know how to get to the capital to receive the award.So the young man who helped read the words said that he was willing to pay 5000 yuan for such a pull ring, and then a middle-aged man with a beard who looked a bit scholarly came out next to him, and he criticized the young man, saying that the young man Paying too little is simply cheating!At that time, the young man expressed his willingness to pay [-] yuan, but the scholar obviously couldn't stand it anymore.At that time, I asked the grandpa and aunt sitting next to me to discuss that everyone should pay [-] to [-], let's buy such a pull ring!

Just at this time.All of a sudden, I saw grandpa and aunt start to pack their things, then stood up and left!At the same time, not only the grandparents, but even the people in the n rows of seats around them packed up their things and got up!The passengers within 10 meters of the surrounding area all hid at the two ends of the train carriage, leaving the three people just now alone in place!The expressions of these three people were immediately surprised, okay?at this moment.I saw the man who looked like a migrant worker before flicking his hair suddenly.All of a sudden, the farmer's breath disappeared.He suddenly lit a cigarette, and a hooligan aura came out of him! "Brother Dao, you can't fool anyone at all? We're not in the business of performing. If you want me to say, let's grab it with a knife, useless?"

What?This actor...is he playing a liar?Shit, this acting is too awesome!Yin Guangzhong was surprised at that time!It's normal for a famous actor to have this kind of acting skills, but he has never seen such an actor in front of him, and he even feels that the face is not familiar, not even familiar!So basically it is an actor who is not well-known in China. How can this kind of person still have this kind of acting skills?The performance before was almost like a migrant worker, and then the quack and hooligan atmosphere came out in a blink of an eye?And he acted fiercely?Who is this actor? Why is he so awesome?And what is surprising is that this is actually a scam?The thing that won the lottery just now was actually a scam?Is this a scam that Jia Hongjian came up with?It really looks like the real thing!This method can really deceive people, right?

Just when Yin Guangzhong was surprised, a man with a bearded scholar said, "What nonsense, robbery is a felony, and fraud is a misdemeanor! The amount we defrauded was about 1 yuan, so the standard penalty is 6 yuan. Monthly detention, every additional 1000 yuan plus one month, it will only be 4 years when it reaches 3 yuan, and as long as the amount is not huge and exceeds 10 yuan, it will be less than 10 years. The starting point for robbery is more than three years but less than ten years. Or robbing on a vehicle, it will start in 20 years! When we come out to join the society, it is for money, not for going to prison to eat! We must also avoid risks, pay attention to the rate of return on investment, pay attention to the minimum risk and the maximum return, Do you know? Do you think this is still in the [-]th century? Do you think that everything can be done by killing and killing? It’s not long-term, do you know? In order to carry out criminal activities sustainably, it is very necessary for us to reduce our risk to At the very least, take the risk of selling cabbage to earn money from selling white powder, you know?"

When such a Dao brother speaks, he really speaks the northern Hebei dialect, and what he speaks is really "broken"!But it is such a broken dialect, so the content of the speech is funny and surprising!Unexpectedly, what the criminals say is like that of the financial elites. They talk about high rewards and low risks. These criminals know the law so well?It can be said that just seeing this, Yin Guangzhong really had a bright feeling. He felt that Jia Hongjian's plot design was really interesting. Through this plot, he could feel that the entire film design was interesting!

Sure enough, when the audience saw this, they also burst into low laughter.Especially Brother Dao's dialect that is not rubbish, combined with such a high-level content, no matter how you listen to it, it makes people feel funny!Even if the content of the lines is not very funny, but this combination is funny!Seeing this, Yin Guangzhong knew that Jia Hongjian's level was really extraordinary!This is less than 5 minutes into the game, right?The audience was already laughing, how fast the rhythm is, and how good the comedy effect is from the details!

And the following plot and the audience's reaction proved Yin Guangzhong's foresight!in the next episode.The jokes are really one after another!Jia Hongjian didn't use any vulgar things as jokes, but seeing so many tall and tall people being bullied by local thieves, it really made everyone laugh out loud!At the same time, some local thieves, at every turn, went to various high schools, and even pretended to be a moving company. After looting a few families, they all began to learn financial management together under the leadership of Brother Dao, learning stocks and so on. The wealth that comes from it can outperform the social market and keep wealth from depreciating.But who knew that within a few days of stock speculation, all the money was locked up all at once.The elites went in one by one.Come out like a mental illness!Seeing this down-to-earth scene of indirect complaints about the stock market, the audience applauded and whistled, okay?There is also Dao brother who always treats the criminal business as a formal business, and always talks to his subordinates about science, and always looks like an elite and talks about sustainable development.What to say to invest and manage money.That posture is too pretentious!After pretending, he came out and made everyone want to laugh!

It can be said that no one really regards this brother Dao as an intellectual.But such a Dao brother really deliberately dressed himself like an intellectual all day long, dressed like an elite all day long, and was also a toddler in Handan.They are also close to the elite class in various ways, but this kind of stupid thieves are always tossed about by various social affairs and return without success, or the bamboo basket fetches water in vain!From this point of view, the plot is really interesting!Later, some Dao brother pretended to be a woman to seduce a man to perform the fairy dance, and ended up hooking the man into physics. When this Dao brother pretended to take a bath, Huang Bo, who pretended to be a policeman, never came—this Huang Bo was upstairs. Next, the real 110 patrolman stopped him, and the real policeman thought Huang Bo was a colleague, so they chatted.This Huang Bo really wanted to go up to find someone, but he didn't dare to leave, and Brother Dao was really incompetent in the toilet, and at this moment, that fat pervert who looked like something was even more Kicked open the door of the toilet, hugged Brother Dao and put him on the bed, then force him!Such a slightly vulgar scene really made the audience laugh out loud!

These days there is no such thing as homosexuality or homosexuality. What everyone is laughing at is that a prostitute disguised as a woman is really going to be raped. Seeing Brother Dao's urgent mood, but being powerful again Shen's fat man was amused by the way he was suppressed and couldn't resist!Finally, with great difficulty, Huang Bo finally arrived before Brother Dao's clothes were taken off, and then they took the fat man back to the "police station" and "detained" him for 15 days.So they quickly thought of going to the handicraft factory to cheat an application fee of tens of thousands of dollars, but after a migrant worker like Hei Pi pretended to be a fat man and went to the handicraft factory, they heard that if there is a certification , then there may be a boss who wants to buy it!

So Brother Dao had an idea at once, they simply faked the certification, then went out to find the boss by themselves, and then cheated the boss about the agency fee or something!In the end, they chose for a long time, but in the end they chose such a real estate company owner who had long been interested in the land of the handicraft factory!Don't forget that the boss's father-in-law opened a copycat skinny record like Li Gui!So in the eyes of the boss, these local thieves just kidnapped his younger brother, and then dressed up as his younger brother, not to mention, they actually wanted to get a certification for the handicraft factory!Don't forget that the real estate boss told the fat man to deliberately get stuck and not give the handicraft factory certification, so that the handicraft factory could close down!But these local thieves want to get certification for the handicraft factory, but they actually want to fool the boss into buying wood carvings from the handicraft factory!If the boss bought wood carvings, wouldn't the handicraft factory get tens of millions of RMB, or would the handicraft factory be brought back to life?In the end, didn't the boss get a wood carving, and didn't achieve any other goals?Can this real estate boss stand this?So the fiery three-way battle began!

This plot made the stomachs of so many audience members ache from laughing!You have never seen such a coincidence!But everyone knows that this coincidence was deliberately arranged by comedy, but no matter how you look at it, it's so funny, no matter how you look at the expressions of the actors, it's so funny that it makes people's stomach hurt! (To be continued..)