The first tumor in football

Chapter 180 Where is Song Wen going? !
Portman Road after the final whistle.

When the referee blew the final whistle, the whole stadium seemed to have been switched on in a surreal way. Ipswich substitutes turned into a blue torrent and poured into the field. The goalkeeper coach carried a bucket of mineral water and poured it on Song Wen's head, but Song Wen dodged it nimbly.

They held the Song flag high, as if to send their hero to the sky.

In the live broadcast room, Fan Zhiyi and Zhan Jun were in tears.

"Song Wen! He did it! Who would have thought that the young man who was criticized by thousands of people in a friendly match a year ago would now stand at the pinnacle of world football! Yes, the pinnacle! All the big clubs in the Premier League are now under his feet! He led Ipswich to maintain the top spot in the English Premier League! Now, looking at the entire Premier League, I don't know who else can be Song Wen's opponent!"

Zhan Jun also sighed with emotion and said:

"It's amazing, it's really amazing. I have been commentating on the game for so many years and have witnessed the birth of countless geniuses, but I just want to say that those so-called geniuses are worthless in front of Song Wen! He has created too many miracles that have never happened in the history of football, and he has made too many fans doubt the football they know. If those so-called geniuses were born for football, then for Song Wen, I can only say that when people created the sport of Cuju more than 2,000 years ago, perhaps it was for this young man named Song Wen more than 2,000 years later!!"

Listening to the two people's flattery, the barrage in the live broadcast room was all 6666.

Perhaps half a year ago, Song Wen was still being blackened by the entire Chinese Internet.

But in the face of absolute strength, any so-called black spots have become insignificant.

Every time the media asked him questions, even in front of the English media, the boy would proudly announce to the world that he was Chinese.

He told the world time and again that Chinese football might not be good, but Chinese people can definitely play football well!

In the live broadcast, the camera accurately captured Guardiola's micro-expressions: the Spaniard first wiped the corner of his eye with his index finger, and then forced a bitter yet relieved smile.

As he walked towards Song Wen, his right hand unconsciously pinched Song Wen's biceps - this action was made into a "melon-style physical examination" emoticon on Twitter within ten minutes.

Seeing Guardiola's actions, Zhan Jun said with a smile:

"Guardiola must be thinking now, I must pinch this kid's body, maybe I can feel the hard steel."

You should know that now on the foreign Internet, many people have even begun to spread rumors that Song Wen is not a real person at all, but a terrifying robot made in China.

In response to this nonsense from foreign netizens, Chinese netizens responded one after another: "Our Chinese robots can only dance the Yangge and throw handkerchiefs."

Zhan Jun's commentary desk has been flooded with data reports: "Dear viewers, let's take a look at the terrifying data again! Song Wen ran 22.3 kilometers in this game, breaking the Premier League record; 7 successful steals, 3 key passes, and created 2 absolute chances." His voice was suddenly interrupted by Fan Zhiyi's wild laughter.

"Let me tell you!" General Fan's ashtray had become a small mountain. "This guy runs faster than Shanghai Metro Line 11! Look at this heat distribution map." He poked the screen hard. "The entire left half of the field has been turned into a mountain of fire by him!"

The barrage of comments refreshed the screen at a rate of 300 per second:

【Guo Tu touches his muscles.gif——New scouting system】

[It is recommended that the entire Manchester City team ride shared bicycles back to Manchester tonight]

[Song Wen’s post-match interview: I just recharged my iQiyi membership (green energy version)]

Ipswich Town team doctor resume update: nuclear physicist

[Guardiola ordered the hardcover edition of "The Art of War" overnight]

Zhan Jun straightened his glasses and continued to speak: "What's more terrifying is that Song Wen has remained undefeated in all official matches in his career so far! From the Championship to the Premier League, he is like..." The commentary suddenly got stuck, and Fan Zhiyi took over tacitly: "Like Sisyphus pushing the stone, but he pushed the entire Premier League up the mountain!"

At this time, the director cut into the historic scene: Song Wen was surrounded by Manchester City players, De Bruyne forcibly took off his No. 17 jersey, and Walker took a selfie with his mobile phone. The subtitles of the broadcast showed a shocking contrast - Song Wen's total running distance this season has reached 389 kilometers, which is equivalent to running from London to Edinburgh.

With the farewell of the fans at Portman Road, Ipswich players returned to the locker room.

The Ipswich dressing room was filled with the smell of champagne and sweat. The 36-year-old goalkeeper Holt soaked in an ice bucket and video-called his wife: "Honey, we really beat Manchester City!"

Grealish, who was suddenly awakened by the splash, jumped onto the massage bed and started dancing electric dance. He was still wasting time in Aston Villa's reserve team a few months ago.

In the corner, Song Wen was bandaging his bleeding knee when his phone suddenly vibrated - a new message from La Pang: "We need to meet if we are free. My phone is being bombarded with calls from various clubs."

After Song Wen replied to the message, he casually slumped down in his chair.

After defeating Manchester City, the first half of this season's Premier League is no longer a big challenge for him.

From Arsenal, to Tottenham, Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool and now Manchester City.

Song Wen was actually under tremendous pressure along the way.

Fortunately, these behemoths that were once out of reach have now become stepping stones for him to reach the top.

There is only one month left until the winter transfer window opens.

During this period of time, with the help of Lapang, he can start to enjoy the show.

It's time to change the battlefield.

Although it doesn't matter if he continues to stay in Ipswich, after all, every game is a huge challenge, which will also maximize his gaming experience.

But the key issue is that Ipswich really has no money.

Moreover, considering the development situation of Ipswich Club, they will probably try to sell themselves at a high price. Otherwise, although they can bring infinite glory to the club, they may be dragged down by their own value.

Song Wen, who was still lying in the Ipswich locker room at this time, did not know that with his victory over Manchester City, the top clubs in the five major leagues had triggered a major earthquake.

On Munich's Sebener Strasse, the Bayern Munich executive meeting room was filled with smoke. Sports director Salihamidzic repeatedly played the clip of Song Wen intercepting De Bruyne: "Contact Red Bull Group, we want their physical data analysis system!" Suddenly he smashed a coffee cup: "Damn it! The angle of his hip joint when he runs is exactly the same as Bolt's! What kind of monster is this? I really doubt whether he can take a plane now. I'm afraid that if a metal detector is placed on him, it will go off everywhere, right?"

In the VIP box of the Bernabeu Stadium in Madrid, Florentino smiled at Mendes: "Mendes, have you found a new club for Ronaldo? I think maybe I can give the No. 7 jersey of Real Madrid to Song Wen."

Mendes stared at the tablet and muttered to himself: "His off-ball movement is like a young Inzaghi with a third eye."

Then he realized what the old man had just said, his eyes widened, and he quickly said:

"I don't think Ronaldo wants to leave Real Madrid."

He never thought that Real Madrid would want to abandon Ronaldo for Song Wen.

If the two sides were just pulling each other before, and even the willingness to leave Real Madrid was more on Ronaldo, now Real Madrid seems to have other ideas and choices.

Mendes stood up, said something to Florentino, and left in a hurry.

He must find Ronaldo immediately and tell him never to ask Real Madrid for a pay raise again. At least before the end of this winter transfer window, Ronaldo must keep a low profile and stay calm.

The Qatari owner of Paris Saint-Germain called Nasser directly and said, "Prepare a blank check and hire three more Chinese teachers!"

He turned to Neymar and said, "Neymar, next year you will partner with the most perfect midfielder in football history."

Neymar was obviously very satisfied with his boss's words. He nodded and said:

"He is very good and I always see the shadow of Messi in him."

Hearing Neymar's words, the Qatari boss's face changed and he whispered:
"Don't tell him that. From what I've heard, he doesn't seem to like Messi very much."

Neymar was stunned and asked:

"Is he on Ronaldo's side?"

Even those stars who have been famous for a long time have idol stars in their hearts that they liked when they were fans in their childhood.

But if you hate Messi, then you are probably a fan of Ronaldo.

That's why Neymar made such a guess subconsciously.

But the rich people in Qatar shook their heads.

"No, he is in a class of his own."

At the Fiat Center in Turin, the Agnelli family held an emergency video conference. Juventus sports director Cherubini wiped his sweat: "We may need to sell the entire defense line"

In the video, 94-year-old Elkann tapped his cane: "Fill up my private plane!"

In addition to the undercurrents in these top clubs, football fans around the world are also starting to party at this moment.

Seven of the top ten Twitter trends are related to Song Wen:

#SongwenAlienDetection# topped the list with 200 million discussions.

NASA's official Twitter account added to the fun: "Congratulations to Ipswich for their victory! PS: We really have never lost an astronaut named Song Wen."

But netizens clearly didn’t believe it, and responded to NASA: “It is recommended to check the ISS camera.”

On TikTok, a curious netizen launched a challenge.

#Who can keep up with Song Wen#
Unexpectedly, this challenge led to disastrous consequences:
An Ipswich fan tore his ligaments after imitating a sprint in the park, and the post "At least I lasted 3 seconds" received a million likes.

In the football section of Bilibili, there are hardcore secondary creations such as "Visualization of Song Wen's Running: Opening a New World with Particle Special Effects".

In the local pub "Old Oak" in Ipswich, 75-year-old season ticket holder Margaret raised her whiskey tremblingly: "My father met Kevin Beatty, and he said that the light is back." Before she finished speaking, the whole Church Street was suddenly brightly lit, and the Town Hall projected a project on the outer wall of St. Mary's Church: the No. 17 jersey fluttered between the Gothic spires.

At this time, Song Wen did not know that the sensation he caused had already gone beyond the football circle.

In the sports laboratory of the University of Manchester, more than a dozen professors were arguing over a holographic projection.

"His mitochondrial efficiency is at least three times that of an average person!"

The biomechanics expert pulled at the few remaining hairs.

"Look at this." The nutritionist zoomed in on the shot of Song Wen drinking water. "Every time he replenishes his water, it's accurate to the second. It's like he has a smart sensor installed in his body!"

The journal Nature withdrew the paper and changed its cover overnight: the original quantum computer paper was replaced with a muscle micrograph of Song Wen, with a terrifying title: "Mutants in evolutionary history: new limits of human physical fitness?"

The comment section was flooded with comments from all walks of life, and a Nobel Prize winner left a message: "I suggest FIFA test his telomere length."

The Guardian's special report caused an uproar in the academic community, with an eye-catching title: "The funeral of tiki-taka: when passing and controlling football meets human-shaped high-speed rail."

Guardiola wrote in his column: "We are not facing players, but the fourth cosmic speed that can play football."

The Cruyff Foundation account surprisingly appeared in the comment section and liked the post.

Wenger made a surprising statement during the beIN Sports commentary: "Song Wen redefined the coverage area of ​​the midfield. His presence gave new life to the 442 formation."

Mourinho raised his eyebrows during an interview at Roma's training ground: "Give me Song Wen, I can smash the moon with a bus!"

The outside world is in turmoil, and Blue Moon, as the loser this time, is also suffering from public opinion.

Manchester City's locker room was filled with eerie silence. De Bruyne suddenly smashed the glass of the locker and said: "I want to be his teammate next season!"

Guardiola has walked into the shower room. A Spanish conversation can be heard faintly in the sound of water: "Yes, directly mobilize all the resources of City Football Group."

On the top floor of a five-star hotel in London, Abramovich was silent for a long time after listening to the scout's report. Suddenly, he told his assistant in Russian: "Prepare the helicopter. I want to watch their game next week in person."

The crystal chandelier reflected a paranoid light in his eyes.

Song Wen's undefeated record since his debut has also kept him at the center of controversy.

The bookmaker offered astonishing odds: Song Wen's odds for an undefeated season were 1 to 1.01, while his odds for a loss were as high as 1 to 50.

A 10,000-word analysis post titled "Thirty-Six Strategies to Defeat Song Wen" appeared on the Reddit football section. Highly praised comments included: "Hiring NASA to design an anti-gravity turf," "Kidnapping his physical trainer before the game," and "Laying magnets under the field to interfere with the biological magnetic field."

In the TNT sports special, Henry and Ferdinand had a fierce confrontation.

The Gunners asserted: "Only time can defeat him!" The latter slammed the table and retorted: "Wait until Lukaku weighs 200 kilograms!"

And after these discussions gradually subsided.

The winter transfer window is about to open.

Song Wen’s hot searches had just begun to fade away, but were immediately pushed back up again.

Fans around the world are concerned about one issue at the moment.

Where is Song Wen? !
(End of this chapter)